Christmas Gifts!

[psychpox]

im gonna get da marketin mananger a dictionary so he can write propperlie like i

[iopunderstealth]

@psychpox He would probably appreciate that...kinda...

[Tim429]

Can I get the marketing manager a cat jock? How did he feel about that?

[iopunderstealth]

@Tim429 I think the marketing manager wouldn't mind, he's neutered and pissed off!

[LillyBugsmeLi]

Pleeeaaaaassssseeee make more videos :)

[iopunderstealth]

@LillyBugsmeLi Well, ok, but just because you asked nicely!

[BrookeeWTF]

I've seen the kitty :3

[iopunderstealth]

@BrookeeWTF He misses you...just sayin...he thinks you should hang out with me soon...

[fiddlestick89]

Neal ... :(

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 Yes?

[waffle1997]

you should reallllly get a REALLY REAL CAT

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 I have a "really real cat", he appears in two of my videos! :)

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth what "videos"

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Videos like this one and the one coming up ;)

[waffle1997]

well wait how can a papercut be a tree's last revenge when a tree is dead when its made into paper and sooooo its a papaers last revenge........... TREES ARE AFTER US ITS THE HAPPENING

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 That would be a paper's FIRST revenge, actually ;)

[fiddlestick89]

Took you long enough to find out..

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 You hid it well and I wasn't dedicated to the task! :(

[fiddlestick89]

Because Thats what she said because thats what you said because thats what I said..

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 So you're she? Odd

[waffle1997]

hey evryone if you like neal in that wierd way say I

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 I think you're gonna come up dry in that department ;)

[TheLemonwinks]

A perky teat ripe for the occasion

[iopunderstealth]

@TheLemonwinks I like how you think! A true fan of the show! :)

[GermAmp55]

i would get him some boobs...for milk only course...neal could use them when the marketing manager is not ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@GermAmp55 A double gift, thank you sir!

[BrookeeWTF]

I'm going to get your cat a girlfriend, who's not you. Also, getting him bacon...

[iopunderstealth]

@BrookeeWTF cheap or the good kind?

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth ....are you referring to the girlfriend of the bacon?

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 BOTH!

[19lfm12]

the gift for the cat?

two turntables and a microphone.....

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I don't know how his DJ career is coming...I think he's got a gig down at the local record shop sometime next month.

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth There's a destination a little up the road

From the habitations and the towns we know

A place we saw the lights turn low; Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts

Two turntables and a microphone

Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone .....:)

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I see what you did there, no really, I see it because I read it! ;)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Nothing gets past you, eh?

:D

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I try to be perceptive, I fail often! What can I say, I'm male! :)

[lukarthus]

I'm getting the marketing manager a better youtuber to market for, for Christmas.

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus If someone else wants to put up with fending off attempts made on their life, they can be my guest ;)

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

oh well than he would probably be a good match for fpsrussia, lol.

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus He sounds like he can handle himself against a cat...but not an assistant branch manager!

[fiddlestick89]

lol I can't top that off

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 Very few can...correctly!

[fiddlestick89]

@iopunderstealth Thats what she said ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 Yes, she did...but I did ;)

[WoWRazerd]

I'm wishing for that Pizza I've been liking for, you said it was coming, I don't care that it's cold, I want that pizza. :'(

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd I keep telling you that every time I try to send the pizza the postal workers go on strike! ;)

[WoWRazerd]

@iopunderstealth Okay then, how about the Question video you were talking about, that I keep mentioning and getting it like for? >.> I NEED TO KNOW MY QUESTION!

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd I should get around to that...next year... maybe I'll do a live show to answer the questions.

[WoWRazerd]

@iopunderstealth you mean like that time you took the show to your Drug class? with the scary lady!

[iopunderstealth]

@WoWRazerd I believe that was Neuroscience class...but yes!

[TylerGWelch]

It's not my fault I have an obsession with women with two boobs and one nipple. I just hope for at least one every day.

[iopunderstealth]

@TylerGWelch I blame you regardless if it is your fault or not! ;)

[TheRachel666]

@iopunderstealth

I can't be arsed to look for my comment and/or your reply....

However, it was something about selective attention...

Hmm.....I think I may have the same thing. XD

[iopunderstealth]

@TheRachel666 ....Hmm....who are you again?

[beautyofgrea]

:P

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Well said, I colon P you too!

[N0CatchyName]

I will comment on this video with a witty and hilarious comment after I have recovered from the pain and injury caused from me falling off the couch in laughter, either that or possibly some other day when hilarity ensues me so I may win your epic contest of captioning the picture.

P.S. Have you heard that Chuck Norris is a hunter, except he doesn't hunt, because hunting implies the possibility of failure? Well, if you hadn't before, now you know!

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName NOOOOO! Not the words of doom!!!!

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth Oh YES! YES, the words of doom, don't beware, just sit in a chair and play with your hair if you dare...that's all I got *shifty eyes*

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName Not rhymes, my one weakness!

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth Don't even try to lie, you know you have more weaknesses than that HAHAHA!

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName Being stabbed in the chest I didn't think I had to list because most people go down pretty easy that way as you well know...that's right, I know how you roll!

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth P.S. Where is my cheap bacon you bastardized cunt?! By the way, I've turned Aussie so that isn't as offensive as it sounds.

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName Oh thank god, I thought I had really earned your disdain and that would mean you cared enough about me to hate me, which would make me worry about you. :)

[manta965]

A hooker.

[iopunderstealth]

@manta965 No, I said the marketing manager, not me!

[fiddlestick89]

Thats What She Said is so last week bro..

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 ...that's what she said!

[BrookeeWTF]

damn, I'm only getting video games and perfume..

What if I want bacon?

[iopunderstealth]

@BrookeeWTF I told you there was a surprise in your christmas gift....thanks for fucking that one up!

[gushers114]

Brimstone, look him up on Amazon, he's a transformer.

[iopunderstealth]

@gushers114 I know he is, I am a nerd after all!

[gushers114]

Neal! You got a partnership!! :D

[iopunderstealth]

@gushers114 I've had a partnership for about a year ;)

[gushers114]

@iopunderstealth Really? Huh...Well, I'm still happy for you! ;D

[iopunderstealth]

@gushers114 Thanks! It's because of my viewers (you included) that made it possible so, really I am just happy you all like the videos!

[TheRachel666]

@gushers114 You're as slow as .... as a slow person!

[britaki]

A poster of Catwoman.

[iopunderstealth]

@britaki Wow...just bravo...I like this one...

[waffle1997]

that asian dude has his "ASIAN GANGSTER" face on

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 There's an Asian Gangster face? I'm scared now...they might throw calculators at me!

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth that was a pretty good stereotype

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Stereotype? I've seen them drive by calculator someone!

[LeChevalierduLys]

Missed you, hope your doing well.

On the other hand, maybe i just didint get your vids due to youtube problems.

Either way, Glad to see you and happy holidays. (I'm too lazy to write Merry Christmas and happy new year ... But i guess i just did ;-))

[iopunderstealth]

@LeChevalierduLys Nope, it has been a while, you might have missed the one 3 weeks ago but not a lot was going on here...worst semester of life just ended and now...the show is back!

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth I would get the marketing mgr....

a) Legos.....so he could strategically place them right where your feet would land when you get out of bed.

b) Pencils & pens....to play with. I had a cat who coveted ALL of my writing instruments. I mean ALL of them. Then one day I knelt on the floor by the couch....and found scores of pens & pencils stowed underneath. It was truly a kitteh cache....

c) Pre-cooked bacon.......because I know he will not cook it.

d) tuna

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Pre-cooked bacon aka plastic! I like the legos idea, or rather he does, I can't say that any of my cats have ever wanted anything I wrote with...that I know of!

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Look under your couch. Tis where kitteh keeps his stash.

I have never had pre-cooked bacon. I could not see any reason to pay more for something which is so easy to make.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 This is true, even if you don't want to attend to it, you can just put it in the oven...pre-cooked cat on the other hand...now we're talking!

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth In addition to such traditional elements of Chinese cooking such as bean sprouts and baby corn, LaChoy is now marketing pre-cooked cat. Now available at your local grocer.

Yum!

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Thank god, I can never get the meat just right! Now I can have it all!

[waffle1997]

Id get the market manger....LEGOS, JUST LEGOS so you can step on them when looking for them in hte dark. see? I think about you. (not in that wierd way)

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 I think about me in that weird way!

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth why?

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Nothing better to do!

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth dont you think its cool how you have these coversations with your fans in the youtube comments?

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Yes, I do it because I like you guys, no idea why you guys do it ;)

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth we do it cause we like you too......(some in that wierd way)

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 I don't know why, often times I don't even know why I like myself :)

[Azoicum]

you have the stuffing done

animal stills.....?

[Wolfogre]

Bacon is a perfect gift. Unless it's is a gift for a Jew, a Muslim or a Vegan. Or maybe that would make it the perfect especially for such people.

What to give the manager: Bacon!!! More bacon! Bacon to the value of 200 billion dollars!!! BACON!!!!

[iopunderstealth]

@Wolfogre I think he would rather enjoy that...the money might go missing though...

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth While my cat did hoard & hide my coins.....he never swiped the bills. Weird.....

....even weirder when I discovered charges on my credit card, signed with a paw print.

I am certain I did not do that......at least, I think so.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Cat identity theft is responsible for over 20% of crimes...including murders...

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth So....it was not the cat who tried to kill his master by lying on his face as he slept......it was an impusster.

:p

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Oh... a pun...I had to paws there for a second...

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth That was purrfect.....

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I think we've exhausted the resource of cat puns that can be funny that won't make people want to kill us ;)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth True. Yet we all know the truth:

Cats merely feign affection for the purpose of obtaining tuna fish.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Its true, I'm certain that my cat would be infinitely more effective in killing me should he acquire additional means to obtain the flaky good stuff.

[fiddlestick89]

Boobs!! and Eggnogg!! ok thats kind of 2010..

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 Totally last week bro!

[skully98]

Simple, I'd buy him a set of knives and a cooker... It's about time these cats started to cook... God knows the women don't any more.

[iopunderstealth]

@skully98 Ahahaha, be careful...they might hear you!

[beautyofgrea]

Btw, you forgot to wish Alana a happy Birthday, what a bitch!

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea I did not, I sent an emissary...though, I think he got lost...

[beautyofgrea]

A new owner, such as myself, nuff said.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea If you want to spend your time fending off his death attacks, you go right ahead!

[Wrecking94]

I'll get him a fire truck - Let me explain.

A fire truck is an icon to society and everyone would enjoy one.

Also, it's big so squishing things is easy.

It has a massive hose (Insert pun here)

And you can speed in it, it's a perfect gift!

[iopunderstealth]

@Wrecking94 It is a perfect gift, I tried driving one the other day...in grand theft auto...it was still fun!

[Wrecking94]

@iopunderstealth When I do that, I usually scream "EAT MY HOSE CIVILIANS!"

[iopunderstealth]

@Wrecking94 You might confuse a lot of people who don't know the game that well...you should scream that more often!

[19lfm12]

@Wrecking94 Yes, every cat dreams of owning a fire engine. And there is no possible sexual innuendo in your comment.Nope. None. Nada.

...now why am I imagining a kitty wearing a fireman's helmet driving a fire engine? I cannot seem to get that image out of my mind....help!!!!

[branch1001]

I clicked on the ads a few times hope you enjoy your $2.00 :D

[iopunderstealth]

@branch1001 I will! I appreciate the support! :)

[2Critical4You]

QOTD: I'll pray for him. Because I'm too cheap and lazy to buy a gift.

[iopunderstealth]

@2Critical4You That's why most people turn to religion...or so I am told!

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth .....you are asserting that most people turn to religion to......pray for their cats?

Are we Egyptians now?

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 We are all Egyptians pending the part of the Earth we were born in.

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Nah...I venerate the great Pharoah Bender.

(surely you know that episode of Futurama......lol!..)

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I have rarely seen futurama or the simpsons, I never have watched a lot of tv and when I did watch things like that I was always more of a family guy fan :)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Ah...I watch all of those. And also like American Dad. Yes, I watch it for Roger: the drunken, gay alien:)

A truly brilliant character, which Seth McFarlane finds truly amazing plots for him to be in. Without Roger, the show would be out of ideas.

If they ever did a combo episode, using 'guest characters', it would have to be some sort of road trip with Roger, Stewie, & Brian. You just know it would involve a musical number:p

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Brian is my favorite character largely because I find that chaos without reason is just confusing. :)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth True...Brian is the only really sane character on Family Guy.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 And yet, has his flaws too, and everyone seems victim to falling, grabbing something and going "*inhale* ahhhhhhh...."

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth ...are you describing yourself? :p

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I am indeed, I am Brian...surprise!

[TheLukeSchnabel]

Rofl, Neal its against the TOS to tell people to click on your links.. haha

[iopunderstealth]

@TheLukeSchnabel It most certainly is! YouTube doesn't watch my shit though, so its all good! ;)

[TheLukeSchnabel]

I'm digging your clean skin Neal. It's sexy

[iopunderstealth]

@TheLukeSchnabel I'm sexy, let's just face it! :)

[TheLukeSchnabel]

Tig Ole Biddies...

[iopunderstealth]

@TheLukeSchnabel I see what you did here!

[pgsxx88]

a chlamydia home testing kit.....

[iopunderstealth]

@pgsxx88 I only think he has the gonorrhea kit, so I'm sure he'd be glad! :)

[jakethesnake979]

I guess I would rather get kicked in the pussy than the balls.

Badum Tishhhhhh.

[iopunderstealth]

@jakethesnake979 I think that makes the best sense ;)

[DroogMonkey]

I adblock the preroll ads ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@DroogMonkey I would too! :) They're annoying!

[fiddlestick89]

@DroogMonkey How do you do it? I'd adblock them period if I knew how..

[MrBuck295]

I am 52 years old ,does that qualify me for OMGB ? and if so does that mean I have to use both hands and my feet to masturbate

[iopunderstealth]

@MrBuck295 I'm not sure that's entirely a question I can provide an answer to hahaha

[cheerfeverextra]

I'd totally get the marketing manager nothing. Little fur ball has everything as it is. Even mine and yours dignity. -.-

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra This is true, what do you get a marketing manager that has everything?

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Wait! No. Oh!  No. Hmm, this may take awhile. -.-

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Nuclear atom bombs...world wars....dictatorship countries, that's the realm of things you should be thinking of ;)

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth But again, we're right back to what do you get a marketing manager that has everything. ;-P

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra He doesn't have a yacht...thought maybe we should save something for next year... ;)

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Marketing Manager doesn't pay enough to give him yacht! :-P

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra I might just undersign youtube for it, a youtube yacht!

[cruz14ful]

I have aids

[iopunderstealth]

@cruz14ful According to south park, so does Jared from Subway.

[alaninnh]

I think they're playing "Gutter Slut".

[iopunderstealth]

@alaninnh Sounds more creative than 98% of the comments on the last video! :)

[SpadXIIIFlyer]

Your show makes my fucking week

[TheRachel666]

@SpadXIIIFlyer Really? It makes my life....Or existence....Or whole being...Is this getting too creepy? Perhaps I should stop there...

Random reply here....Don't mind me..

[SpadXIIIFlyer]

@TheRachel666

Not nearly as creepy as when I'm alone....I tear my clothes off....cover myself in vasoline....and pretend I'm a slug.

[TheRachel666]

@SpadXIIIFlyer Sounds sexy. Wish I was you.

Sadly, I don't have the money to buy enough Vaseline :(

[iopunderstealth]

@SpadXIIIFlyer I'm glad you like it :) Thanks for the comment :)

[TheRachel666]

@iopunderstealth Oh, Nealio....Casually ignoring the awkward!

[SpadXIIIFlyer]

@TheRachel666

LOL

[iopunderstealth]

@TheRachel666 I have selective attention, it serves me well ;)

[TheRachel666]

*Waits for Bacon*

Anyhoo...I was thinking of giving the Marketing Manager my creepy cat, whom at this very moment is staring creepily from the darkness across the room right into my face.

Perhaps also a bottle cap....My cats love nothing more, than a sport's cap...cap...thing,....

You know that plastic thing on the sports cap thing? Yeah? Good.