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  • In Soviet Russia, Clippy kills you!

  • Still using xp and have the cat Word office manager. Have just ordered a new laptop and will get Word 2010. Does this mean I'll have no little cat chasing butterflies and keeping me company as I write? Oh no!!

    Signed.

  • It was so annoying I never noticed it disappearing when I went to Vista

  • signed,

    ~koshplappit

    I know it's late but this is just tragic.

  • I miss Clippit. **** OFFICE XP!

  • i want to make clippy appear but i cant !!

  • thats cruel!!!!!

  • Jason Gunning

  • in soviet russia clippy kills vista

  • it looks like your trying to f some one need any help

    -continue having sex

    -get a condom

  • It looks like your trying to kill me, would you like some help?

  • I have him on Vista because my Vista has Office XP!

  • Camwood

    NOW BRING BAK CLIPPY, F**KING MICROSOFT

  • Get rid of ALL of them they were just plain annoying

  • I want them back, i miss the kitty!! i also liked the lil' Merlin, and Clippy, all of 'em were just too fun for me OwO

    i heard that they were back in Office 2010, but i'm not sure D:

  • i loved that lil guy. not kidding

  • It looks like you're trying to kill me with a hammer.

    Would you like some help?

  • Hi There, You Look Like You Are TRYING TO KILL ME! i Don't Like You. Would You lIKE sOME hELP!?

  • that paperclip was awesome, it sucks how u can't get him on the new word

  • BRING THE LIL THING BACK!

  • i sign to kill the buger

    

  • Who the F*.. wants that annoyance back???

  • @Riskteven Yeah who wants that motherF***er back

  • 10 years no!

  • i sign the petition but it wasnt vista, it was office 2007

  • i still have him in prank software...

  • i sign the petition!!! i love clippy!! he was awesome!!!!!

  • I wish mario world romhacking wasnt illegal for US. Then I could make a romhack ok this.

  • He was sooooo annoying but I think he was still kinda cool... BTW campaignboy73 yes you're right that his name was indeed Clippit but he was often refered to as Clippy... his nickname (wiki him and you'll see)

  • its sad. why did he have to die?? i use him in office 2000. i used him ever since i got my school computer :(

    P.S his name is clippit.

    camaingboy73

  • he was a child WHY WHY WHYYYYY?

  • daniel

  • I would rather help the guy slam the hammer harder -:)

  • It also looks like you're writing a letter!

  • Please bring back the Office assistant, I actually cried during this Video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thetechguy2000

  • the clip!

    nicholasc99

  • He was only trying to help =( I like him. he's cute with the little animations

  • I want the paper clip!

    NorthenerOfTheSouth

  • Well you could still make it a non-default function...We Want Clippy!!!

  • Looks like your making a video want some help?

  • can we sign to kill him faster too?

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • waaaaa this is sad ll signs ll - Ashley~♥

  • do he still exists in word 2007?

  • awwww poor clippy!

  • i'll sign

    -carlson

  • sure you all hated him when he was popping up all the time in the corner annoying you with all those little help bubbles, but he was always there when someone needed help typing up the resume's etc, now that he is gone, whos there to help us now? in the new word? no-one, clippy was always there!

    i miss you clippy, hope your up in paperclip heaven helping in only the way you know how :(

    R.I.P

  • @TheDemonicVampiro

    yeah i miss the little guy heaps

    i hate vista

  • Clippy has nothing to do with Vista, it's an office product.

  • as much as i hated it when i was a kid now i love it Singed Fapturbo7

  • "It looks like you're trying to write a poem. Would you like some help shredding any delusions of creativity?"

    You call this document worthy of saving?"

    "It looks like you can't spell. Guess what? - I can, because I'm smart and annoying! Would you like help?

    "It looks like you're contemplating suicide. Would you like help?"

    "It looks like you are making a ransom note. Need some help? Use stronger wording, it will get you more money."

  • No one shall morn you.

  • @beerfish55

    you obviously havent met everyone

  • hay, you CAN help, if you are creating a program and have his sprite sheet, any program could have him!

    When I make a program i will have him

  • looks like your trying to write a suicide note. would you like some help? HINT: il write it for you if you let me watch. OH THAT STUPPID PAPERCLIP!!!!! EPIC LOL!!!

  • 2006-2007 office 2007 killed clippy

    R.I.P poor paperclip

  • @mspeter97 I did make a project. I made clippy for it too ;)

  • Clippy is alright. If you want him back, install Office 2003. Office 2003 is better the newer ones. Vista sucks, not only because of Clippy's absence

  • ? why would we want him back?

  • If i were to affair with bill gates i'd try to convince him to create my idea for a new windows operating system called windows epic which would bring microsoft and clippit back in buisness!

  • he was only 10 why do the annoying always die young

  • @ManiacalHaloFan:Because people always kill him.

    I'd like to take the character himself and make him a Search buddy (I'm using Microsoft XP) so I can look at him a lot and NOT be annoyed, and just #LOL ing at the animations.

  • I'll Sign! I love the old Windows versions. Espicially Windows xp. And I also love that talking clip!(Clippit)

    Signed Treyskywalker77!

  • sign me!

  • @camwoodstock  I agree! Is that why everyone hates windows vista? because it killed Clippit? That's why i hate vista! Vista You Suck! TO bad i'm stuck with you!

  • Make clippy go boom

  • @856744 that is kinda shocking. lol. Clippy sucks. i can't stand that fag. Is that true?

  • paperclips don't bleed noob

  • Bring him back in MS office 7, or whatever you want to call it, like office 2010! plz, bill gates!

  • I never even got to meet Clippy....

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @Tiersendung dont worry, hes going to be in my videos!

  • I never got to meet Clippy. I only wish... I could see him once....

  • JUST USE EVERYBODY XP SO VISTA DIES!!!!

    i hate Bill Gates

  • this is one of the worst video's i ever seen.

    butt u are right!

    k

  • NOOOO!!!!

    i want my clippy!!!

  • pachlebels canon lol. but that thing ios sooo cute ^^ my friends dad contributed to designing it

  • I want Clippy to die a slow painful death.

  • I hated Clippy and all of his annoying comrades. In fact, that was one of the reasons I switched over to Open Office. The light bulb that pops up in it is a bit annoying, but it doesn't get in the way like Clippy did.

  • Personally, I would find Clippy annoying, but I think Microsoft Office users should have the freedom of Clippy as an option.

  • Nice to see that Effing paperclip hammered.

    P.S. It looks like your trying to make people feel sorry, would you like some help?

  • Office assistant was killed because its easier to operate and you dont need him but it would be cool to have him back

  • It would be funny to have a "Clippy Desktop Widget", just for the whole joke of it... Then again, I might get a little annoying....

    Oh well, i'm signing! Don't forget to tell microsoft about this vid, or it'll go to waste (like all of those error reports people send, LOL)

  • yeah... haha good one bout the error reports

  • Where do I sign to say "THANK YOU FOR KILLING CLIPPY!"?

  • office assistant sucks..

  • it looks like your trying to kill me,Would you like some help?Yea?Well fuck you for killing me im off!

  • It looks like your trying to post a crappy video about a paperclip that isnt even real. Would you like some help?

  • @Neehtils he sure as hell is real go on microsoft word and tht little fucker will be there

  • siht  slow anmtaion

  • it's rocky I miss..

  • nooo they cant get rid of rocky, he rocks - unlike a certain clippy we know

  • signed

  • i sign

  • return of clippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • I petition!!!

  • you know he always pisses of everyone with his shit............., but now he's gone you really start to miss him :'( So maybe he wasn't so bad at all

    COME BACK CLIPPY !!

  • They already kill clipit (clippy) off so whats the point, and I personally think that microsoft office is much better without the office assistants.

  • I see you're trying to save Clippy's life.

    Need some rat poison?

  • Edmund Tooley

  • Yaaaaay! *dances*

  • omg i didnt know he died :,(

    i loved him

  • R.I.P Clippy, merlin and i think there was a dog or something

  • clippit, merlin, F1, mother nature, dot, office assistant icon, rocky and links.

    R.I.P to them all

  • @lilmissbrainiac Merlin is can get in search XP search and install 2003 how get them back dot is fucks a bitch because he dont need to live

  • cmon, sure clippy's an asshole but i have a strange feeling, like i feel sorry for the little shit.

    i mean, it'll feel strange doing work without him yelling at you from the corner of the screen.

  • fuck clippy, if he wasnt software and he was tangable, a magnum shotgun wouldnt express my rage out on him enough, he has deleted more essays than i ever want to count up

  • Girog...........

    hates Clippy.

  • OMFG SWEET!!!!

    No more fucking "Hey it looks like your writing a letter!",

    Fucking Winrar

  • I see your trying to write an online petition

    would you like to FUCK OFF?

  • Clippy rules!!!!!!

  • NO! I NEVER GOING TO HELP THAT SHIT!

  • No . . . he was alive, and I felt it! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    I love you, Clippy.

  • NOOO dont die i am crying

  • i want him to live

    NOT

    vistas out already so

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  • He's not on the Word 2007!

    Too bad, he's kinda cute! :)

    and he did help me sometimes so really he is useful!

  • u rule clippy!!

  • SPAM!

  • hes still on my computer just go on help and it sez show or hide the office assistant but i alweys turn it into somert else more fun

  • nobody in their right mind would want that annoying little fucker back on their screens

  • didn't he appear in an episode of family guy? i think he asked stewie if he needed help taking over the world.

  • yep i THINK IT WAS ON (damn caps lock)

    lois kills stewie

  • It looks like you were trying to make a funny video. Need some help?

  • i miss paper clip

  • The only useful this he could do was "animate" and that's it ... oh and, play dead, hehe

  • Thats realy mean killing him what did he ver do to us i say bring clippy back

  • poor clippy all he ever wanted was to help you write a letter

  • Meh, I preferred the robot.

  • i say let him die

  • BRING CLIPPY BACK!!!!

  • are you gay the stupid paperclip doesn't no anything and it is soo bloody annoying so keep it away!!!

  • Fuck no. Let him die.

  • emini6 bring clippy back

  • you can meet local girls like me on my page L

  • That THING should be burnt in the firiest pits of hell stood on by 50,000 albanians and left to rot in its own faeces whilst also being poked with a stick by 1million vietnam children...!

  • kill that modaf*ka nobody liked him XD

  • I miss that Litlle Papper clip dude,

  • LOL HAMMER.

  • I have the paperclip in vista - i just use MS Office 2000.

  • Not again, you're the second person that make me waste my time...

  • Jem30191, quaker91's videos always make you waste your time.

  • die clippy, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you must die. not clippy

  • If clippy were real I would strangle him. For the last time Clippy, you are a goddamn paper clip and I don't want your help. You are so fucking annoying and I hate you. Fuck off and I am glad Microsoft killed you.

  • It looks like you're trying to get signatures, would you like some help?

  • N0000000000000 not clippy (however i prefer the little robot one :) )

  • BRING BACK CLIPPY!

  • Consider this my vote to bring back Clippy and the office assistant.

  • Bring Clippy back! He was awesome! I miss him...

  • y the hell do u miss him he always dos dat ugly

    blink all the time

  • why would you want that fucking idiot back on your screen annoying the fuck out of you?

  • man i will miss clippy he entertains me in my I.T lessons =P

  • Wow,I didn't know paperclips had that much blood.

  • i love the paper clip! he helped me through some hard times...

  • clippy was awesome. he sat there when u were doin ur esssay =]

  • I MISS CLIPPY

  • Thank God my Xp and Vista machines are all running Microsoft Office 2003!

  • i'm still lucky i have office 2000.

  • *Sniff* *Sniff* I think i'm going to cry my mom has a vista laptop...

    But as for me if clippy is gone I'm going linux YOU HEAR THAT MICROSOFT L-I-N-U-X LINUX!

  • I hope you choose a free GNU/Linux distribution such as gNewSense, not a non-free like Debian GNU/Linux.

  • I got Puppy linux....

  • Dear Microsoft,

    Please bring "Clipit" Office Assistant back. Yes, he was annoying at times but he was also so very cute. You love to hate him.

    Maddie Fiori-Wilcox

  • i miss you clipit

  • Gamernotnerd. Wait a sec, I can get you copy's of MS word 97 they still have him

  • wait wat does clippy do

  • he has a jolly little face

  • 10 years of excellent service!

  • ...Why is everyone so emotional about Clippit (as is his "formal" name)? I mean, was it really -that- difficult to turn 'im off?

    Frankly, I never noticed him that much...

  • Cause he's a little cunt, and quite often on a dodgy windows network with roaming profiles he pops back HAHAH.

  • why would we want him back?

  • clippy is so fucking annoying!

    i was messeging my frend in mississippi and he popped up when i was like almost done and he erased my stuff and went"hahahaha!" and i got so pissed off!

    i was like'oh my fucking gosh! im so fucking pised off!" then i kicked shit around!

  • LMAO THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY LMAO n00b

  • you can't get him back over YouTube :P

  • Good thing they've let it go, but damn a crappy video :O/

  • god damn just die already

  • he sucks bu-bye

  • clippy sucks

  • you sure u what him back ???

    I HATED HIM !!!

  • i love thst paper clip he better come back he was the only thing that brang entertanment to everything while writing bring him back