I'm Amy and i'm an Indie (INDEH1!11)

[Gormeister]

shes hideous.

[drvon22]

"Tartan is the punk influence in indie". dafuq?!

[danpoo14]

'One song that changed my life, Golden touch by Razorlight. My favorite band, I love Razorlight.'

......

'Ronan Keating, he speaks to me on a level that band could.'

HA.

[JessyLowe]

all i learnt about being indie from this video was that you have to be ugly and dull; is that how it works???!

[DragonballVsZelda]

"I'm Amy and I'm a prick."

[ManjotKaur97]

she's a lovely artist at least!

[AdamTheDude1985]

Massive twat!!!!!!!!

[katytrigger]

hah.

[emilyjaneburke]

I love how she goes on like indies are a colony ahahahahaha

[babyymolly]

wtf is this shit all about

[nianacw]

Surely Razorlight are the WORST indie band??!

[SimplyMeElla]

isnt indie about being an INDIDUAL!! she spends all her time saying things are "in" in the indie style, but there is no actual style you just wear what you want to wear not try and fit in with a certain stlye. she completly contradicts herself this whole video

[PhiilipsssFallace11x]

you think you're a character of the indeh variety, but wrongly sire! you swine are doomed, trapped in a perpetual spiral of embarassment!

[PhiilipsssFallace11x]

you shove a vinyl up your crack

[PhiilipsssFallace11x]

swineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eee

[Ajt8000]

I feel so sorry for all those guitars

[yhryfy123]

what is this nonsense lol someone shoot her in a face xoxoox

[CarlForBass]

This is fake, no ones favourite band is Razorlight

[Failiss]

Oh god, I hate her so fucking much.

[PhiilipsssFallace11x]

@Failiss spread the love live marmite my good sire.

[TinyTeaza2k7]

This is real......... How? Why would she do this? Stop that.

[VivaDaveGrohl]

"Hello my name's Amy and I'm an indie"... FUCK OFF

[emilyjaneburke]

This is so fucking cringey

[monogirl3]

lol.

[StokeCityFC44]

wow she's so cool, you're all just haters because you're from the main stream mannn! I'm an indie too and wear my grandad's slacks even though they look bad but that's why its cool but you wouldn't get that because you don't know who jonny bovrill is mann!

[krrrcht]

She's taking the piss. Right? Right?

[keginatorrr]

Hi, I'm Amy, I'm 17, and I'm an idiot.

[jjdufter1993]

so her dad's had a stroke then 5:40

[Razarexx]

I literally just threw a can of beer at my wall. Worth it.

[soSICKKKK]

oh my lord...

[oFUDGEo]

AND THE EGG IS NOT AN INDIE CAFE, it's full of hippies!

[oFUDGEo]

She has a face like a spanked ass

[kaiprins]

Damn u Small Beans!!

[HoneyAnus]

Dear god ಠ_ಠ

[georgethomson123]

OH MY GOD THIS GIRL IS SO STUPID

[MrJonnyking27]

I'm crying. I'm literally crying with rage.

[MikeChelseaFC95]

Wtf is up with this girl? :L

[heresjackk]

Jimmeh would fuck it

[Mat7Y30]

how the fuck can you like razorlight...im perplexed

[DinaanBumm]

2:40 i wont to punch her in the face

[strngVIS]

Indies don't admit they're indie, obv fake

[SteeshR94]

vJim said he would ride her like a pony.

[MitchT1HD]

I want to hurt this person

[SteeshR94]

Her beans are massive.

[GregGroganRFC]

big beans on her

[golfer765]

oh fucking dear.

[xTooNie]

BEANS!

[duhimTeej]

her face offends me -.-

[DoNRackz]

@duhimTeej xD I just was this to and shes NARSTAY BRO!

[EsCvSNIPEZ]

GO ON SMALL BEANS

[SwagginCrow]

her beans are massive

[landondonovanify]

She likes utter shit bands, razorlight are one of the worst bands of all time

[Ctdtwithglasses]

Parece un episodio sin oficializar de Extreme (hipster) Cribs o Sixteen and pregnant salido de las pantallas de cierto canal. Y si, la chica es repelente a morir.

[redarmygeneralton]

her dad... paul fucking whitehouse :-)

[KreativeKiara]

HAHAHAHA fucking hipsters everywhere.

[Jonnyriffic]

If Indie means independent then why do they all have to wear and like the same stuff? That's not being "indie" at all. Anyway, Indie is a music genre??

[krunbeer]

This has gotta be a fucking wind-up.

[Mykietendo]

"it doesnt phase us" US? us?! love, you arent a fucking alien species. fucking hipsters...

[Shooplaalaa]

I'm going to cry

[TheBlondeOneX1]

7:07 minutes i'll never get back ....

[1edzeppelin]

fuck you for using the libertines on this shit

[MrMoshmuma]

I'm just me.

[DopamineAndRazzmataz]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[MrAidenthegreat]

your a cunt.

[pomegranatemohawk]

i hope she dies a violent death and bugs eat her corpse

[bigmac8669]

Please die

[bigmac8669]

Also you are an incredibly dull person

[bigmac8669]

you are a complete CUNT you should be put down.

[fattychan94]

I found this HILARIOUS!

[fattychan94]

I found this HILARIOUS!

[wallflowerleague]

please tell me she isn't being serious?!

[2Sherbert]

"I listen to vinyl and stuff.... 'cos it's quirky" *shudder*

[jamman622]

not being funny... but her obsession with the lead singer of razorlight is quite worrying.... mainly the part were shes gonna keep him in a glass box....

[KhloeMai]

"Its like punk and guitary stuff"

What punks has she been with?

Someone let me slap the bitch.

[SallyGrim]

Yeah this seems like every indie kid I've ever met.

[ILOVESPOONING]

"I'm fun for all the family"....

[kie1991]

She sounds like Brian Cox.



[qwertyboy8]

Because thats the indie thing to do

[bobcake88]

She's not only giving Indie a bad name she's adding to the belief that all us British have incredibly bad teeth

[RaRaScar]

She's turning Indie into something that is Mainstream. NOT GOOD. I dress how I want, shouldn't define me as something. I mix and match different styles, don't stereotype me just because I have 'scene' hair and 'indie' clothes.

[Courtywho]

Burn her! With fire!!

[AJPLJSS]

Hello, I'm Amie and i'm a cunt*

[OfficialCillaCasey]

lol this makes me angry and i dont even know why. i want to throw my laptop in the sea

[bouldy2]

basically every media student in the country.

[F1NNAZ]

@bouldy2 I'm a media student, and I'm nothing like this...

[tomwilliams87]

She's such an individual. No one's like her. Apart form all the thousands of indie kids about.

[MrLee192Gversion]

"indies a cross between punk and grunge". Yet it has none of its aggression.

[MrLee192Gversion]

It either is a parody, or its so bad its a self parody. Either way, even more proof we need a shake up in the music scene to start something new.

[Dudek1ng]

Could be worse, could be a chav aspiring to become gangster.

[itsonlyjodie]

how is the camera crew not pissing themselves ?

[TheCameraHat]

To be fair though her paintings are quite good.

[TheCameraHat]

She's about as indie as my dead cat.

[littlelolalovebird12]

this is obviously a parody.

[putmeinyourpipe]

wait so she is 17 and goes to galleries in her space time...? thats 57 years too early by my count

[SuppDansLeHood]

Well, the first mistake she made was calling herself an indie. Indies don't do that. Indies don't do most the things she does. Do they even do anything she does?

She's not an indie. Indies just happen; she's trying to be an Indie. And failing.

[SuppDansLeHood]

She's not indie... There are so many inaccuracies in this video I just want to pull my hair out.

[Pattyguy3]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TRY TO BE HIPSTER, INDIE BUT YOUR A DAMN POSER

[TrashyClary]

"Id keep him... in a glass container... in my bedroom 0_0"

[jamierushden]

this girl is quite clearly deluded.

[g07148]

stop saying indie!

[vickilg123]

oh

[juisontheroof]

so confused! Is this a joke or am I being silly?

[skyperdinno24]

28 seconds.

[chrisgrenhalgh]

Razorlight aren't indie there shit

[hapeadays]

Is this actually real? Or is she taking the piss? Seriously?!

[maccabees1000]

is this a joke

[annayay1]

I used to go to the egg cafe, after watching this I don' think I'll go back

[annayay1]

you know your indie when you have ronan keetings album

[annayay1]

is cringing indie?

[annayay1]

The best part was the fact she had two people gettign frisky together on a picture behind her...awk

[drunkenoodle]

Ah shit...

[IndianaJoel93]

WHAT??? Indie is like grunge??? FUCK YOU! Stupid bitch! Grunge originated from hard rock and metal!!!! Ever hear of Soundgarden? Alice in Chains? 2 of the big four of Grunge, and many people consider them as metal! Clueless bitch!

[callumstevens1990]

i'm indie, and i'm a cunt

[LarryPink94]

she's so fucking ugly too, kill her.

[95scrambler]

'im going to be the next amy winehouse' true indie her like !

[PoTenTKuShh]

her lisp is really indie

[calg]

this is a clever joke right?

[Omeggia]

SO

MUCH

FAIL

[marksimpsonhas23test]

I'm totes into Panda/Wolf right now

[misskirbyyy]

killing myself now

[CharizardIChooseYou]

never punch a woman, never punch a woman...

[louisekelly10]

i thought this was a joke...

[Pashminda]

Surely BBC is 'way too mainstream' for her?!

[HappySnacky]

cause its quirkeh!!!!!!!!!

brb gonna go listen to some ronan keating cause im so fucking indeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL what a twat xD

[HiimCait1703]

She said the word 'indie', over 20 times in 7 minutes.. How?

[BlackwoodSteel]

She's one of the reasons I hate society. Independent my arse... How are they punk at all?

[sophyisgod]

this makes me want to kill myself

[andrewkgsmith]

Not realising that this is a parody makes you stupider than the character in the video...

[KOLobsessed]

@andrewkgsmith This isn't a parody at all. It was a programme on the BBC. I severely wish it was a parody :( there are other clips somewhere, with lots of different groups of people. It's horrible.

[Eadzy2]

@andrewkgsmith yh mate sadly, there are people actually like that

[tomy123454567535]

@andrewkgsmith

It's not parody, it's for bbc switch, that person actually exists.

'nme is my bible and hairspray is my holy water'

PLEASE KILL ME.

[Connorgreen]

@andrewkgsmith It's real, it was recorded for the bbc.

[stockyD90]

i hope spiders lay eggs in her eyeballs

[jaxash4000]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SO FUCKING....HORRIBLE.

[JustAlyss7]

The awkward moment when being 'indie' completely defeats the point of it's definition and becomes the new mainstream

[01june90]

She's a complete contradiction of the idea of indie.

[4thChamberMusic]

They haven't been bullied enough

[Beiri94]

I don't get why you all are so hateful. Is she trying a little too hard? Just a little, but give the girl a break! She isn't indie, she is a hipster but so what? At least she isn't listening to crap on the radio like Kesha or that Bruno Mars douche.

[getGLEEKy]

@Beiri94 theres no reason for ppl to hate but your just making more angry but saying stuff like that if you dont like something shutup and keep it to yourself please

[Beiri94]

@getGLEEKy Hi, learn proper grammar and maybe then I will take you seriously.

[getGLEEKy]

@Beiri94 helloi know proper grammar but like most people i dont use it when i leave a comment on youtube! have a great day:)

[soniaredissapoint]

INDEH!



[laurenmellor94]

aww friends, were amys friends!

[laurenmellor94]

is she high?!

[PROXXXFINGER]

oh dear...

[fix3db]

omg im so much more indie than her. ugh

[elizarose06]

OMG I'M SO INDIE

[newborn54]

Did you become "indie" because you're ugly as fuck? They have these "indie" kids in my uni, but they're more commonly known as Faggots.

[FranBMan]

@newborn54 Fucking leave her alone, she's only seventeen and not doing anyone any harm. i'd much rather have people in the world who, like we all do sometimes, try a little hard, than assholes like you who go out of their way to make people feel like shit.

[1708td]

is she taking the piss or...?

[XunexistantX]

If you were truly indie...you would have known Razorlight before they were on Radio 1 surely :P

[MrJM0B]

I love the fact when she's 50 this will still be on the internet.

[Char1192]

Is she for real?

[SpacePigeon5]

There were fucking tons of stupid kids like this that swarmed in to college for their first year, therefore I refer to these kind of gimps as "first years" lol

[JohnnyKevlarSDA]

England sucks.

[xHelloElla]

shes not indie, she's just weird :-)

CALLING YOURSELF INDIE IS SO MAINSTREAM

[outerlocal]

I genuinely thought this was a joke... is it not?

....awkward.

[Sophster69]

Ronan Keating speaks to me in a way that no other band can.

WHAT.

[mrcuddles4]

>listening to Radio 1

>indie

it doesn't

work

like that

[iblameindie]

I feel like I'm about to shoot myself

[iblameindie]

she is so awful

[arcticsamantha]

i wonder if she's since watched this back and cringed...

this really, genuinely makes me want to die or something

[Jamesm932009]

i just feel sorry for this kid, so desperate to be 'indie' to hide the fact she's a nerdy little shit

[gina2ellie]

What a dickhead.

[nufcmarly]

i want to smack those fucking specs right off her face

[ailsasamuels]

did she actually say that the cafe was indie?!?!?!

[iCanDanceee]

this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[1708td]

STUPID BITCH

[1moresolo]

shes not real.. surely

[makkais]

she doesn't deserve those guitars.. please donate them to me? as someone who would make sweet sweet love to them..

[Hazy992]

''indeh's sort of a cross between punk and guitars and grunge and stuff like that'' - I wasn't aware that 'guitars' are a genre of music. And no it is not punk, don't you even dare compare 'indeh' to punk.

[moousee]

I like the bit where she says 'indeh'. I also enjoyed the bit where she ruined her life forever by doing this video.

[danfaz925]

amy winehouse, razorlight and jack pinate, she high?