George Carlin - Persian Gulf War

[RebelConserve]

Carlin would be a good VP for Ron Paul.

[jarretc]

The peak moment in the career of the greatest comedian of all time.

[Embroik]

So hes making fun of American soldiers who risk their life everyday in warfare... Saying they don't have patriotism and "they're killing each other to improve their self-esteem." I know this is comedy but man is really unpatriotic.

[dasboschitty]

@Embroik since when was george carlin patriotic?

[asopaso07]

@Embroik

Actually he is the real patriot. He stand up for the people of America and the world. He doesn't want them DEAD. What you are referring to is called Nationalism- meaning you love the government and system, even so far as to go and die for them. Which is pathetic if you ask me - sorry.

[MyTutorialFilms]

PERSIAN GULF FOR EVER :D

[213mrbrandon]

When he died, it was not only one of my darkest days, but the voice of reason became that much more silent...

[Staplesz]

this might be the best thing ever

[cv6nick]

@Staplesz Quite

[Staplesz]

kill them!!! LOL hilarious

[Kingcobra1211]

@KudzuRadical they said they had bigger dicks then us

[webaroos]

Eisenhower warned tha if the industrial/military complex held power as they do in the US then there will be never ending war, it's all about profit & medals and fake patriotism.

[julio13wrathchild]

I like war, but I don't like (physically) hurting people.

That's why I play Black Ops

[WellIAMScottish]

I really miss this man. Let's honor him by keeping his words alive.

[acemisterxxx]

I love what this guy did

[markusboyd3]

I think the war was more like a game of Persian golf!

[WalterWolf000]

George Carlin a true American hero! And let's not forget Bill Hicks.RIP!

[liberte52]

just PERSIAN GULF

[julio13wrathchild]

LOL. Carlin turns the volume down at 2:35

[FinalFirebrand]

Fuck Tea Party members.

[prdaca]

fak am tu deh

[prdaca]

i love how he says "its called - example" :D

[TheStutteringPrick]

War cocks.

[moldlocksmiths]

I served in Gulf War !, the man is a comedian... very funny.... get off your pc towers and enjoy the wit..

[ghostsshAdow234]

I love this guy! He tells it like it is.

George Carlin - King of Comedy forever

[13stevejohnson]

this is great enlightenment!

[Yesardogush]

wonderful !

[MELDtoys]

Some patriots will add G. Carlin's name to the list of missing and murdered microbiologists, and buy more Disney Pixar "Cars" DVDs and toys!

[darksniper48]

Fµck all of y'all :D

[operationnorthwoodz]

This war has continued every day for 20 years, Republicons and Demorats, makes no difference. VOTE THIRD PARTY if you want to live.

[Glennyco]

Ponytail jackass! Glad he's gone! So are about 250 million other Americans!

[JackTheGamer64]

@Glennyco Cool story bro!

[soonerdave01]

@Glennyco Sounds like someone in mighty insecure about the size of his dick!

[dsfddsgh]

Boy this sounds even more true today then even back in 1992 doesn't it?

[jaranarm]

Anyone who hates Carlin doesn't understand what true patriotism is.

[myroncope]

@jaranarm anybody who gets all teary eyed about "patriotism" doesn't understand Carlin

[Glennyco]

Glad this douche bag is gone!

[VanWorkum]

@Glennyco clown

[CoolerKing37]

@Glennyco I'm sorry, WHO are you again? Ya disgruntled nobody.

[Airborne1995]

The Gulf war on Cable whatt a joke

[ZakBrownrigg123]

I hope no one bases their politically views on things like this.

[myroncope]

@ZakBrownrigg123 Yeah they should base it on real "thinkers" like Sarah Palin and Glen Beck. Go kill yourself and do a favor for the human race

[ZakBrownrigg123]

@myroncope

So much hate. I pity you.

[PersoAryanism]

I hate this video.

[southsydney]

damn! somewhere freud is lol'ing his arse off at carlin's psychoanalysis

[RadarKat73080]

George Calin: only person who was actually honest about American Imperialism!

[phogbaker]

So, uh jynx, you a fan of Dane Cook? My guess, you have very little curiosity outside of immediate cliches and 'funny' faces in bringing you to laughter. Otherwise, I wish to know why you believe easily one of the three greatest American comedians, in your opinion, sucks.

[MudHut67]

Its just that other countries ( like UK, Germany, France etc) have PROGRESSED a wee bit and stopped fucking with people. Europe is secure enough as a history of colonization and empire have made them confident in their dick size. America is behind a bit ( a little slow as it were) and is very insecure so they decided to fuck with some brown people in the middle east. The problem is that the fucked them to the point that they got fuck all over the god damn world, so were fucked!

[jynxymate3]

this guy sucks

[MudHut67]

@jynxymate3

GTFO

[thi711]

"What? They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!" LOL... George Carlin is the best :)

[JordanHaddadTaylor]

thank you george

[colesrunnin]

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[RENEDU2]

05:23 i like the half a second silence about the death of americans!

pwnage

wake the fuck up americans

[RENEDU2]

fuck you too!

[littleocean]

I always thought Bill Hicks to be the master of comedy for the razor sharp truth in his work. George Carlin was a grandmaster

[grauekatze]

Yeah! Love em both, but Carlin was the man..

[TrialOfFreedom]

hahahahahah!! Love Him

[thegatesofhades]

dont watch him then...

[thegatesofhades]

OMG this guy is gooood..

[lowwraa21]

wow hes being sarcastic and making fun of people who actually think this way. dont u think that if he was serious that there might be a few people suing him?

[empreme]

Yeah he's a prick

[Asthfghl]

Hahah. Truth hurts, eh?

[empreme]

Sure does! Just because I think he's a prick doesn't mean I think he's wrong :D

[Asthfghl]

I got your point now. *nod*

[krevice]

@empreme a brilliant funny prick

[TOROKILL]

hey rdicklicker we would kick the shit out of cuba, it wouldn't even be a contest

[Simon839]

Yeah, it does seem that the audience was missing Carlin's sarcasm, just like a lot of people thought Bruce Springsteen's song "Born in the USA" or Neil Young's "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World" had positive messages.

[TKDAfg95]

man the audience is really stupid.

[Andreazor]

People will cheer at anything before they think what the fuck it's actually about.

[VegitoVai90]

lol George Boner

XD

Awesome, I love this man...oh, and fuck you 8Bwv, I bet you're a member of the Westboro Baptist Church

[MisterRiffley]

audience seems to have kinda missed the point.

[RSLICKER]

american pricks always losin wars

[demexii1]

No, America always loses other people's wars.

[AseerX1]

This video shows how Carlin is a real patriot... and funny as hell...

[JoeTube2]

Which video were you watching? He just said that he hates the retarded flag waving BS, distrusts his own government and made fun of the racist American jingoism. If anything, he hated his country and what it stood for.

[VanWorkum]

@AseerX1 nah not a patriot. He loves the way his country was, not anymore now they fucked it up

[FunnyStuff1234123]

@AseerX1 your being ironic right ? patriotism is what carlin rebels against. Its patriotism that causes so many promlems. if you listen to carlin hes given up on the human race hes given up on america.

[prince112233]

Why are the crown cheering.....very depressing.

[medebest]

R.I.P

[UrBris4shot]

omg hes so funny

[2Drink]

"they wanna control the world

bullshit thats our fucking job"

he is funny i love george carlin

but the reaction.. how america aplauds there, makes you look a little stupid.. as FUCK

war is about killing strangers cause rich people tell you to

and whos the retard voting thumbs down on the 2 comments below ???

stop the oppression -"buhhh" .. right

[SyriacGreekMan]

freedom to the syriac/assyrian/aramaic people from tyrannt arab governments and islamic oppression!

[ChristinaNL89]

Agreed.

[TabbyAngel2]

AGREED!

[AeroRiley]

As for article 3 and you calling me a "racist Hitler", wow, you are so wrong. As I posted before, there is no racism in this routine. In fact, he is against it. But because someone hears "brown" and "bomb them" in the same post, it is just assumed that there is racism.

And in case you are talking about the "pr*ck waving" comment, actually listen to the entire context of what he is saying. He thinks the whole macho thing is stupid which seems to be agreeing with what you said in your post.

[AeroRiley]

1) George is using satire and sarcasm to get his point across. In no way, shape or form did he intend for it to be taken literally.

2) If you listen to his comments, he is saying that the US is racist. He is not saying that he wants to personally bomb brown people.

3) No where, in any part of his routine did he mention "chicks" or rape. Where did you get this from? The skit is about politicians and their need for war.

4) He is against the war, not for it

[THEmattyj162]

@AeroRiley thanks....never woulda got it if it weren't for your in depth analysis that somehow got 19 likes!

[Kimmis1990]

@AeroRiley you forgot  to mention he uses logic when he talks!

[happyspuds]

act out his manhood fantasy brilliant

[AeroRiley]

Then explain it. I am listening. I am a rational human being with a college degree. I am not a radical. I take my time and form my own opinions.

Instead of just TYPING IN CAPITALS, go ahead and enlighten the world. Prove your point. Debate. That is what forums are about.

[TicklemanReturns]

You are very correct, sire.

[AeroRiley]

Actually, there is nothing racist about his routine. He was actually pointing at the US government going to war. He did not say he wanted to kill brown people with bigger d*cks.

Please. This is humor. It is subjective. If you don't like it, that is fine. State your opinion. But don't play the racism card when it does not exist.

[heavymetalsupport]

What?! They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!!

[ReielSC]

lmao. It's racists to say all black guys have bigger dicks, but we won't get death threats about that.. now if we say nigger instead of black guys.. *cough*

[Exterminator21]

They wanted to dominate the world. Bullshit, that's OUR fucking job!

[KDP3200]

I have tapes from the first gulf war.

[767Captain]

Dick Cheney and Colin Powell!!! Priceless!!!!

RIP George Carlin!!!

[supernovaquarius]

Love him!

[suddenlyiwannacry]

Legend!!!

[NanakLove]

bombing brown ppl hhahaha jerk

[RogerDodger69]

They are definitely not getting his sarcasm... But the patriotic ones are cheering the most thinking this is really pro war!!! LOL,

[zenelephantmusic]

agreed. why are they screaching like that?!

[moorigs]

i think he had a good point here about cock size or lack of it and war and for sure we love war, we are still at it even today..will war ever end, yes but then another will be right around the corner

[Hellman626]

good job the world will miss him!

[Ganymede2010]

G.O.A.T

[lolsih101]

this is the funniest bit ive seen in a long long time. god i miss mr carlin . R.I.P

[1019drummer]

r i p my friend...................

[koolkropek]

Dick and Colin! Nice one! He he he....

[F22RaptorSquadron]

"What did we do wrong in Vietnam? WE PULLED OUT!"

[digitaldissent]

Breathtaking, I totally forgot about this.

[Serpentbane666]

I do not agrea to everything, but this was pretty funny...

[wittgenstein83]

3:13 he read my mind!

[wittgenstein83]

man! how much do I love this guy!?

RIP

[TheOldNihilist]

His words hold more truth then the Gospel.

[turbonekro]

Hes the fucking man! This is a great moment in the history of comedy.

[RSLICKER]

the guy was fuckin amazin

[Jorben84]

Wow... Just... wow...

Carlin should be included in the curriculum in history classes.

[pooink]

haha its true i wear a magnum and i have the dick fear :P

[unclemaure]

I love comedy with meaning.

[GuidryJ]

HILARIOUS!!

[nysports42]

what year is this from???

[RitzCabana]

1992

[papowyproductions]

6:34 lol hillarious

[vmm121792]

Hahahahaha.

RIP George Carlin, you were one fucking funny man.

[kekvirag1]

What about Serbia? Please do not forget that you bombed Serbia too!!!!

[1gudspliff]

yea bunch of fucking crooks!

[dinaus]

This performance is from 1992. Serbia hasn't been bombed yet.

[123PWNT]

"Just remember the names of the two men running that war. Dick Cheney and Colin Powell. Somebody got fucked in the ass! (fart noises)"

Had me crying laughing the first time I saw this show.

[chan7dan6]

Oh yer, bush is a twat, lol

[chan7dan6]

Shame the audience don't think for themselves, don't think they understood the sarcasm at first, they were like yer, America rocks! Then they are like yer I think for myself, and I will now laugh at the opposite of what I was cheering. Thank god for people like George, war is shit!!!

[grumpyguts1967]

well said chan7dan..You can actually sense the audience thinking ' errrr , where's he going with this '..Then they start thinking ' hey this guy is right '...which he is of course..You gotta  admire george for having balls and making people think for themselves for once.

[happydunce]

what show is this from?

[LogicInc25]

It's from Jammin' in New York, an HBO special.

[rockinrj13]

"wimp rhymes with limp..."

XD

[DEadJACK4090]

poetic hahahahaha holy fuck dick cany and colon paowl

[brianblair2007]

OMG!! This is legendary! When it comes to combining intelligence & comedy there's Carlin & the rest of us

[zapproowsdower]

holy shit that last one at the end knocked me to the floor

[whoareyou54]

probably one of the best descriptions of war EVER.

[hellhammerz666]

Dick fear!!! :D

[crowman733]

Wow, George Carlin was a comedic genius.

[huskerjeff1]

cminorman...you are right. The audience doesn't have a fuckin clue...idiots!

[cminorman]

Am I the only one thinking the audience doesn't know George is making fun of the USA..seems like a bunch of patriotic morons tbh...meh..could be me :)

[nogogma]

Somebody has to make fun of it and ole GC did a great job of it to !!

[meredelhi2005]

when did this concert come out??

[MrToiletIAmTheShit]

This is from Jammin in New York, which came out in 1992. It's incredible how what happened in 1992 (Bush vs. Hussein in Persian Gulf/Iraq with Cheney and Powell) was the same as what happened in 2003.

[xjnate5150]

Disturbing?.....Wah! Wake the fuck up! Who gives a shit if you're fat ass is disturbed? We have the "right" of free speech here in case you didn' t know. Plus, don't act like the mental image of a dick disturbs you, ...you know your stupid ass is longing for one and can't snag one because you're such a whining cunt. Go fuck yourself! Pig!

[Shakes81107]

Coul not agree more with "dick fear!" That truely, when you get down to the route of things, is really what every conflict is about (not just war but on a day to day basis too), rather the actual size on a subconcious level or what most use to overcompensate with.

[08Kabbotta80]

in the '90's..."can't make a decent car"

How long does it take before we listen to the people who know what's going on?

[OLiZoRNeSs]

there is one thing about this video that is disturbing, its when he says : We can bomb the shit out of your country ! " and people start to scream and applause. Are these people proud of it or they just applause to show that they agree with him? :S

[LuqmanNaq]

their appaluding because he's speaking the truth.

[OLiZoRNeSs]

I know he speaks the truth, I love Carlin, my comment was not against him so you can take it easy with the thumbs down.

[daringdaydreamer]

It's because everyone knows about this, and knows how ridiculous it is, but they generally don't do anything about it because life's generally ok, and there's not a lot people can do. But Carlin makes us look at these things and the stupid hilarities of life.

[reaperette]

i think they're applauding cause it's satire, and that it's true.

[Katharsis2006]

I dunno. I actually found that rather disturbing too. But maybe it's like what everyone else is saying... That they know it's satire, but I'd have much preferred hearing people laugh than applaud that. I think that's what he was expecting too.

Anyway.... This clip's old, but it is still so relevant. It relates so much to recent events with almost the same corrupt war mongering bastards (Cheney, Bush jnr, Powell) that were in power. Great clip anyway.

[Holyknight99]

well lots of comedians do this crap. yes when you think about it , it isnt funny but its just that he is a comedian and the way he represents his words are different. i dont think he means it like seirous serious

[DaveMartinCanuck]

history repeats itself... Bush II, Dick Cheny, and Colin Powell

[theemurf]

Haha yeah Bush 2. The lame sequel. Its got the same war, the NWO agenda, the SAME FUCKING DICTATOR!! It was more of a rehash then a sequel, a remake with a bigger budget!!

[digitalph33rfan9]

that explains why the Japanese bombed us

[yurikiwi]

hahahhahaha, this time we're goin' all the way.

can't stop laughing:p

[yurikiwi]

i leave symbols to the simple minded....

wow, i luv him:D

[fuckthepolitician420]

i just hate the way some americans always claim to have won ww2 as though their country was the only one involved on the allied side it was an international effort. its just insulting to others.

[Ramonesmania7]

ww2 was won by the Russians

[alexe9612]

well not entirly we bombed the japs so we like share it in a weird way