Gantz: The Abridged Series 01

[kayomototo]

NO she is not the only Ganguro schoolgirl in all of Japan!

[Nac017]

Perfect song for intro!

[kyokun47]

holy shit "it's ketchup, ok? she died while eating a hamburger, back off! SHE'S MINE!

[30888316413]

1,2,3,4,5,6,Sex 

[MichaelJwRoss]

Ah.... i just had to rewatch this from the beginning... i so want to make my own abridged... hell, id already written scripts

[jimmyhatts]

years later...... i STILL LOVE THIS! HBI2K is the forerunner of great abridged. :D

[Nelorzoul]

This is the DUMBEST shit I EVER done seen.

[Kyuubiyouki]

@Nelorzoul But you liked it.

[Nelorzoul]

@Kyuubiyouki Except not.

[420ruddy]

Oh, god yes. Someone finally made an abridged version of this show! I would tip my hat to you good sir, if I were not currently bare-headed.

[ollirune]

@420ruddy It's over 3 years since hbi2k made an abridged versions of this show.

[charlesdarkable]

every 7 second think bt sex? then what happened to the 6 other seconds?

[vallraffs]

why did kurono and kato get decapitated?

[YorkJonhson]

@vallraffs ...Because they were hit by a train?

[vallraffs]

@YorkJonhson but their necks were'nt squished by the wheeles or anything, they were just standing in the middle of the trains path. that should'nt hav decapitated them.

[YorkJonhson]

@vallraffs At the speed that a train is going? Getting torn apart is realistically what happens.

[apeface1990]

Oh god damn you Quadruple A...

[Raidom]

1,2,3,4,5,6,sex.

[super17a]

shes MY cherry pie - 2Ds the best 2Ds the best 2Ds the best 2Ds the best

[DaFisch33]

Did you bring enough erection for the rest of the class?

[1GODOFWAR1]

That's what you get for being a good Samaritan.

[TehNotorious01]

raffle computer arkbar ,lol damn captions are funny lol

[jman1122indahouse]

did any1 els see the guy who got way to exited when they said kurono had a boner

[dancydance]

haha, morse mother fucker! one of those 2%ers you talk about

[Shurekien]

whoaaa... this is actually good for an abridged series.

[rosario00vampire3now]

this is friicin awsome

[matthewlax13]

you're my hero for this!! 

[SabinleRose]

I love this abridged series for making me read the manga.

Fuck it for making me watch the anime.

[Supahx]

I want your word of honor as a criminal lowlife!

[Creek719]

That "One, two, three, four, five, six, SEX!" joke would be fun to try and translate to Swedish, since "sex" means both "sex" and "six".

"Ett, två, tre, fyra, fem, sex, SEX!" :D

[SwedishKuriboh]

@Creek719 I still think they'd have a harder time finding a good replacement for Microsoft Mike to be Gantz' voice in Swedish! ;)

[Creek719]

@SwedishKuriboh Yeah, I remember when Youtube had that function that read your comments to you before you posted them. Typing in anything in Swedish (or any language other than Engliush) resulted in instant hilarity.

[Creek719]

@Creek719 English. orz

[guywithminigun]

I've noticed that the words sidestep and dodge don't exist in the gantz universe

[MrG18100]

gantz's boner lasted over 9000!!!!!!!!! hours

[grar564]

Gantz' hacks r OVER 9000!!!

[charminganime234]

12356 SEX! 123456 SEX!

[InariMcGowan]

What's the opening song? Not the system one, but the one before that?

It mentions balls, and I want it on my iPod.

[DrawlNeedler]

@InariMcGowan Big Balls by AC/DC

[Smileyzeouf]

My hair is in America !

[Donnald1996]

was für nen schrott ist das

[Knightdera1]

dear god... fucking brilliant, awesome opening too... after this i shall see if you made any other abridged series

[osomeozzy247]

am sorry am i the only one who thinks that all these protagonists are to stupid to climb a 2 foot wall

[tuck950]

Okay Gantz should defiantly had a British accent!

[Ofaliss1]

"I'm the only black school girl, in all of Japan!"

LOL!

[dog2man1994]

HELL? NO THIS IS 4CHAN!!!!!

[MrExpendableJr]

4:30 you can see her breasts just for a sec... lol

[InariMcGowan]

@MrExpendableJr STFU AAAA Will kick in a mother fuckin' flag this shit =O

[roboleon117]

funny as hell man good job!!!!

THUMBS UP TO YOU

[Quy4life]

i'm the only black school girl in all of Japan. hahaha

[9509Lisa]

Uh, no ma'am, just enough for the girls (^_^) Priceless!! Cant seem to find any fan sub in English after ep 5 ( although watching in German is kinda funny after self-medication!), Any help?

[Muckilove]

Re-re-re-re-re-rewatching this!

[MakoHazard]

Hahaha! Holy crap dude, this is genius!

[DemonicAngleEnt]

How have i not already seen this?!?!

[xmusicxxx4xxxlifexxx]

Ha i love this already "did you bring enough erection for the rest of the class?" xD

[FuckUupz]

Thanks for uploading, this abridged series is really funny XD

[PcCAvioN]

god i hate this dub. the actual show i mean, kurono's va is really bad.

[DNotefan]

For those who watches the anime and wants to continue the story, I highly recommend reading the manga. It's getting better and better! XD

[Sepulchure19x]

whats the opening song or yu just made it up??

[Cantankerous65]

AM sorry dude but this is the worst Anime i have ever seen takes forever for them to make a point and by the end everything that comes to be is stupid my god this has to be the worst anime ever made i hope the guy who direted this redimes him self at some point

[NEJC360]

@Cantankerous65

dude...Why the fuck are you posting here if you don't like this series? Go screw off and watch sailor moon or something and leave the gantz fans alone

[Cantankerous65]

@NEJC360 wow talk about a cry baby

[FuckUupz]

@Cantankerous65 How is he being a "cry baby". go fuck off if you came here just to post bad comments.

And no, this was one of the best manga's. The anime could've been better, especially if they didnt have that filler at the end.

[xxAntiemoxxgiggty]

this fucking anime fucked with my mind and i want more

[doc105]

XD "its catch up its catch up okay!"

[coleboy44andAhalf]

i wonder if it would be possible to be alive for 3 seconds or so with your head blown off

[lordmithosyggdrasil]

Teacher: Did you bring enough erection for the rest of the class

Korono : Ugggh no mam' , just enough for the girls

[lessurrheak]

heh, pretty funny. good thing i stumbled on something talking about that abridged war or i wouldn't have found this... but the manga seems to start a bit differently... I hope there's more nudity!

[TheSithFan]

karono, did you bring enough erection for the rest of the class?

ughh, no mam just enough for the girls

[ehayes3791]

roflcoopter. lol

[Akikimura1]

"sensie korono has a boner" ha

[dakota10122]

@Akikimura1 she really does say that in the anime

[xthunderchildx]

Requires the Hawkman Cometh on gantz appearance! :D

[Eoph]

Re watching this, still love the opening.

[super17a]

dame you aaa

[lonewolf283283]

Well I got shot in the face by Dick channey LOL Apparently, that's considered a friendly Hello In Texas. Good stuff.

It's Ketchup Just Ketchup okay, She obviously died while eating a hamburger in the nude, back off she's mine.

[lonewolf283283]

Well I got shot in the face by Dick channey LOL Apparently, that's considered a friendly Hello In Texas. Good stuff.

[likehatesmex]

2:15 nosaki the girl and the dumb baldy but i still like him

[super17a]

dame you anti hentai ass holes

[jdudat87]

auto erotic affication lmfao good shit

[dylstew]

Damn that's 1 ugly black school girl.

[maistortrichko]

@dylstew What I always wondered is - why is only her face black?!

[dylstew]

@maistortrichko

... Blackface... only brownder xD

[dylstew]

@maistortrichko

oops i typed browner wrong -_-

[mrxai658]

@EmmyAMM try animenewsnetwork (dot) com they have the answer

[mrxai658]

was the ball scene part of the show?

[mrxai658]

@mrxai658 oh yeah PS theres a forming woman with intestines you can see... wow amazing

[cyvan117vol2]

GOD DAMN YOU AAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1

[caimisace]

a beige wet dish rack

[phantomvirus1]

Very well done, I never got around to watching this series but its just as great as your other three series ;0

[Domoshien]

3:02 thats why you dont help people LOL dood

[Muckilove]

omg this is totally awesome!

[patricksk1123]

GASP MY WAYNE BRADY JOKE !!! :P

[stevieman38]

A beige wet dish rag. I loved the gantz anime but this is still hilarious

[SuzumiyaL]

POST MORTEM-ALIEN HUNTING!!!

[shadowzero7891x]

lol great vid, also: 4:20 just one bone on the forearm??

[animefanewl]

@EmmyAMM violence, killing aliens, hard core porn .....:)

[GunMetal2amurai]

Win for the Opening.

[PG19871230]

Better than the original!

[Cherryhead92]

LMAO That was great :-D

[889imbored]

someone did but never finished it look it up

[meisonYUOTUBE]

lolz

[toue123]

When I first watched Gantz abridged I thought that Violent Pornography was a song you had written for the series because it was just too perfect.

[dragonsmacker19]

She's black?I just thought she put on alot of make up.

[melodymusique]

Attention duelists, my hair is in America.

Lmao did he really just quote Yu-gi-oh the abridged xD?

ilu Gantz

[redscribbler]

this is great

[huaun]

The Kurono voice reminds me the Happy Harry voice.

[borderhopper827]

Oh my god, I love this. I fucking love it.

[piepie444]

we wont get by a train jackass

[piepie444]

the intro is the best ive ever scene in an abridged a fucking masteroiece

[hinaxaruto4ever]

need to watch real series

[RPR999]

its over 9000!!!

[toonkill]

awesome

[ThePowerofGeass]

Alienated

Alone... So very alone

lolz xD

[ragnarthesemigreen]

I predict this chance encounter will have no future effects... Korono's small heart grew three sizes that day.

[averageasian21]

haha!! wow!! this is actually funny!:D props and thumbs up:)

[IxYamikoxA]

hahahhahhaaa XDDD gantz has a voice~!! "attention duelists" pfthaha

[Brianrenshai]

I wonder what ever happened to the Vampires in the Manga?

[rahsims42]

A Beige dish rag! xD

Why would beige be any better? xD

I almost died laughing.

[bambudaw]

Microsoft Sam!

[TheGuinness1818]

roflcopter

[grant22310]

"i'm the only black school girl in all of japan"

best part!

[imaloony8]

I always have to laugh when I hear "Attention Duelists, my hair is in America!"

Very funny.

[PHFBrisbane]

she obviously died while eating a hamburger in the nude! =]

[toonadict]

I love the opening boner joke... never gets old.

[moRULEZ18981]

dammit! this is flagged!

[seximonki1989]

lmao. ive never even seen this show before but someone mentioned i watch the abridged version. so freakin funny; one of the best i've ever seen. nice job guys

[SP1rAlinGDowN]

violent pornogrophy by system of a down describes gantz perfectly

[rutger5000]

What's the song at the first few secs.

[carl110989]

@rutger5000 Big Balls (AC/DC)

[Simone4447]

wow i had to stop drinking while watching this too funny! just too funny.

Great job!

[jegsimmonsproduction]

acdc rules

[Yummixhan]

"Attention Duelist! my hair..."

LOL YGOTAS Reference XD!

[Brianrenshai]

I wonder why they didn't animate more episodes, I mean, it gets way better after Kurono comes back alone....

[henshinman]

@Brianrenshai because at the time the manga wasn't written yet hence the term FILLER ENDING p.s. the fucking the six filler episodes ending the series sucks my ass

[Babylauncher3000]

@Brianrenshai Kurono failed his solo mission which lead to the alien going to his school and sloughter nearly all of his classmates....you cant show kids being dismembered in schools, even in japan =P

[SFhelper]

@Brianrenshai

i agree with you, but one shitty thing is that the series peaked at around chapter 250 and went downhill from there.

[MrTfv09]

i thinks its great that you can take an incredibly depressing series like gantz and make it funny

[Simone4447]

yup hbi2k is great did it with berserker as well

[Lycanthrope008]

what is the name of the this song

[Arcyo]

a BRILLIANT choice to take Violent Pornography for the intro, fits the series perfectly

[henshinman]

@Arcyo or a really sort super shooter(the actual series theme) preferably these lyrics

"Big shooter iki isoide blazing

Beat you up kiri hiraite break

Shot shooter iki isoida crazy

shoujun au shikin kyori de break

[99deathtemperment666]

well done abridged series one of then most phenomenal abridged series I'll seen so far...but i haven't seen Berserk abridged i hope it is as humorous as this

[kiriebr]

if you have seen the anime i recommend it! i laughed sooo hard with those ;)

[Eureka7Nirvash]

AMAZING

stuff man

[meluaz]

anyone whos watched all of gantz and gone 'what the fuck', just ignore the plot after episode 22 and carry on reading the manga from chapter 90

[vanyusha16]

love what you have done. I have seen the original as well.

[Donavanime1337]

"I'm the only black school girl in ALLL OF JAPAN!"

lmfao

[draenor00]

@Donavanime1337 @hbi2k actually she's not black or anything like that. Actually it's sort of a fashion style popularized by a porn star in japan back in the 80's or 90's, known for extreme tanning, bleached hair, and heavy make up.

[lonewolf283283]

@Donavanime1337 That was the best line I've ever heard in an abrided. *thumbs up*

[BKSF1]

Alright, this series had me from the moment I heard System.

[disedoo06]

one two three four five six SEX one two three four five six SEX XD

[lordneo256]

I just love that Dick Chaney reference. "I'm Jo Saleryman and I got hit by a car"

- "I got shot in the face by Dick Chaney, apparently that is considered a friendly hello in Texas"

[AmateurAbridgers]

"you guys know what, I don't think he's talking to her."

[ThePsychoGamer]

wow, this really reminded me of Cromartie High, funny thing is, Cromartie high and Gantz where created by the same guy

[mthzb]

why did joe salary man announce that he had a boner?

[Swxpert]

i thought they said men think about sex once every 3 seconds

[bajan13k]

his "seconds" were twice as fast, so, it works out the same.

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! ''Back off! She's mine!'' xD

[Evaseven]

HAHAHA, jackson boob flash

[darknight8095]

lol, "teacher kuronos got a boner" and "did u bring enough for the rest of the class" "no maim, just enough for the girls"

[darknight8095]

dude, system of the down kicks ass. :) u know how to appeal to the public my friend. (cept ur not relly my buddy hbi2k)

[narutero64]

I see this series 2 times this week xD

[EvangelineSky]

"...just enough for the girls."

LOL!

[ryuukatamura]

MUSIC WINNNNN

[nintendoaddict12]

violent pornography=perfect explanation for this series

[TheGiantCow55]

lol i agree

[perquy1243]

the opening was epic

[BonkuriTokio112]

A baby is born every 7 seconds...

[Benjeezy13]

AMAZING choice of opening music. All 7 of my thumbs are up.

[LikamiAnamtions]

God I love the salary man.

"You guys know what, I don't think he's talking to her." :D

[MolimoKuja]

I wanna see someon even ATTEMPT an Elfen Lied abridged series. All the boobage.

[hbi2k]

Do a search. There's at least one out there that I know of.

[MolimoKuja]

I found it, watched it, and.......Well, pretty dam awesome. Mostly because he makes a semi-relevant Stephen King joke

[henshinman]

i think i've seen one or two as well as a few last exile and more than a few attempts at a trinity blood abridged series

[AzhreiVep]

@hbi2k Pretty damn good one too. Never finished though.  Search Bennetthesage