A Rabbi a priest and an Imam get together to raise money for their religions. The priest draws a circle, throws up some money and says what falls inside the circle is for Jesus, and surely some money lands in the circle. Then the Imam throws up some money and says what falls outside the circle Is for Allah, and even more money is raised. The Rabbi then eraces the circle, throws up money and says: Whatever haShem wants He can keep, but what falls down is mine.
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because air is for free xDD
thumbs up if you like that joke!
TruthRisingful100 1 week ago
how was copper wire invented? two jews fighting over a penny.
MrMcadams101 1 week ago
I'm jewish and I laughed
komooter 3 weeks ago
im offensive and i find this jewish
theali515 3 weeks ago 2
Best part: 47:52
countingmx 3 months ago
A Rabbi a priest and an Imam get together to raise money for their religions. The priest draws a circle, throws up some money and says what falls inside the circle is for Jesus, and surely some money lands in the circle. Then the Imam throws up some money and says what falls outside the circle Is for Allah, and even more money is raised. The Rabbi then eraces the circle, throws up money and says: Whatever haShem wants He can keep, but what falls down is mine.
RIVE2006 4 months ago 3
I wish the guy doing the sound effect would shut up!!
smithhedgehog 6 months ago 2
Ok Simon, we get it; Jews circumcise their kids. Now can I have my time back
vikramkrishnan 7 months ago 2
I wish the jerkoff witht he walking stick would just sit the fuck down and let the other guy to get on with it.
pageois 7 months ago 2
this is either the best kind of lecture or the worst kind of cabaret!
myloverisbillmurray 7 months ago 2
jewish jokes aren't funny unless they are racist
spankycorkforker 8 months ago
this video is really lousy,
the only really funny joke is at 22.32, the rest suck
thegreatmonster 9 months ago
Wow, the title for this should be:
"Simon Schama gets wasted drunk and rants on and on and on and on and on and ON and ON AND ON . . . "
FriedEggsandChips 9 months ago
"Simon Schama tells Jewish jokes". Does he?
bbcisrubbish 10 months ago
47 mins... hell no
100CommonCents 10 months ago
This was just a bad idea. Not to mention the audience is dead or soon to be.
SCORNDOGGMELACH 1 year ago
@jbrewsky5678 hahaha if that sounds like it does in my head....i do the exact same impression!
myloverisbillmurray 1 year ago
is this some form of elaborate bet
p1nkAcid 1 year ago 2
who's the other schmuck that keeps trying to upstage Simon?
astaboy 1 year ago
Great Historian, Simon Schama.
gibbersome 1 year ago
So this is what university professors do in their spare time...
docterphreak 1 year ago 15
WOW. It just keeps going on...
docterphreak 1 year ago
I feel like a kid that's not supposed to listen to this. This is awesome XD
anikinippon 1 year ago 7
Excellent!
costeris35 1 year ago
I lol'd
nate91han 1 year ago
simon schama is cool
vincegaga 1 year ago