@zippyzee I linked over from when I was listening to Ralphie on Marc Maron. I don't like May's standup, but these fucking hacks ragging him? It's like watching a bunch of dickriders jumping in to his shit. Stand up is hard. With a booking agent I could do Opie and anthony show.
@wasp9 So what? Just don't have him there. Trying to shit on another entertainer is the lowest form of shit. And what he does (regardless of how well he does it) is much harder then these fucking dicksacks. "I'm not a comic" no shit. Opie and Anthony are just guys who's whole job is to utilize ACTUALLY funny people's talents. It's not rocket science, so just don't have him there not rag his ass on the radio.
What a bunch of whiny cunts Op and Ant are I listened to them a long time ago and was like wow a more, "totally Xtreme, NO HOLDS BARRED, NoThnig HeLd bAck" version of Howard Stern except not funny. Patrice was the whole show and he's dead. Norton is about as funny as a slid shit but is still the star of the show. They fucking suck.
SO FUCKING WHAT if hes a good guy, so is about everyone steve from yellow stone Romones, that dose in no way mean the should be on the show, which he always derails with a failure of a joke that he always makes.
Ralphie May is a one trick hippopotamus. You can only listen to so many self-deprocating fat jokes in a row before you just want to stick an aids needle in his stomach.
3 years ago, a bunch of friends were flying from Georgia to Chicago, which happened to coincide with Colin Quinn doing standup. We were all geared up to see Colin, but then a week before the show, Colin bailed out and we were replaced by this unfunny pile of blubber.
Do you mean back away from his mountainous girth? or his shit stand up that only exists because of the shitty novelty of his mountainous girth? Back in the days, the fat man in the sideshow wasn't paid to shriek like a fat bitch. He was paid to be fat.
ive always hated ralphie may, never got why he was always on. i dont get the overbearing shit, patrice is a thousand times worse, but he's actually funny.
I just automatically dislike anyone as fat as Ralphie. Patrice and Bob Kelly both look like they could lose the weight if they just got on a treadmill and dropped the sandwiches. Ralphie is that... beyond-all-hope type of fat.
god is great! someone finally told the truth about ralphie, hes such a kiss ass. i was just listening to the tooth pick bit and he contributed nothing
If he dropped the whole southern/LA black guy voice, picked up smoking and put down his 4th sub sandwich..lets face it, any movement besides standing up and yelling at strangers.
@PhilThevirus Ant is clearly the second funniest. And Ant's laugh is great, Ralphie's is annoying. It's not Ralphie's fault. Ralphie's just not suited for radio.
what about Patrice's chimping out every single time? he's not fucking overbearing??? give me a fucking break. i like the guy, but when he's in studio no one can get the word in.
It's funny how he bitches about Ralphie's laugh and gets annoyed by it.
So where the fuck is Ant every time Patrice is doing the same goddamned thing when he's in the studio? Patrice's laughter doesn't derail the program? My ass, Ant. Patrice could verbally and physically crush Ant, so he won't ever say shit to him about it. Ralphie's just a (pun) soft target. I like Ant, but he's being a sissy here.
I find Ralphie seriously annoying, but shit. If he calls one guy out, call the other out.
@JRuffinelli 1. Patrice rarely if ever laughs for that hard and as annoying as that. 2. When he did it was the bobo dick game
I get you like to point out hypocrisy but theres very big differences between the two and there styles patrice adds to a show he flows well with any host may is a fairly annoying white fat fuck.
Patrice is a genius. Ralphie is not. I agree he doesn't add shit to the show. But just look up some of Patrice's spots. He'll laugh for 3 minutes non-stop, derailing the bit. Not just at Bobo, man. He's all over the place. He *does* add way more to the show than Ralphie ever could. (I mean, shit, E-Lo offered Patrice a show, after all.) and then he derails it again. Ralphie's rarely on the show, and relatively quiet when compared to Patrice. I'd just like to see Ant try Patrice.
Ralphie laughs like he's trying to score points but just destroys the credibility of the joke or person making it second guessing is very bad for a funny person or someone trying to entertain.
Patrice laughs from his heart its a true laugh ralphie is a fucking wigger brown noser who derails the fun because theres nothing to distinguish one joke from another ant wants to make people laugh with a certain degree of skill not entertain a black cinema go;er
Ralphie laughs like he's trying to score points but just destroys the credibility of the joke or person making it second guessing is very bad for a funny person or someone trying to entertain.
Patrice laughs from his heart its a true laugh ralphie is a fucking wigger brown noser who derails the fun because theres nothing to distinguish one joke from another ant wants to make people laugh with a certain degree of skill not entertain a black cinema go;er
@JRuffinelli Patrice is funny and insightful, but his few arguments with Cumia have proven that neither of them are especially skilled polemicists. From my perspective, Patrice's crazy monkey laugh augments rather than obstructs bits.
@rqbuchanan Are you kidding? arguing was Patrice's strongest points, even when he was obviously wrong he made a convincing argument. Patrice could argue that one plus one equals 3 and WIN.
@pinkmullet4 If many of Patrice's arguments were obviously erroneous, why should he have been regarded an able disputant of any especial conviction? When someone arguing a point can't inspire a shift of perspective, they've failed.
@rqbuchanan it's like you didn't even read my post. My point was that EVEN THOUGH he would be arguing a point I didn't agree with he was such a skilled debater that he would always make me think "He's got a point". My comment was supposed to express that he was one of the few people who COULD inspire a shift of perspective even if he was arguing a blatantly retarded viewpoint.
@pinkmullet4 I understand you, but merely disagree. Patrice was hilarious, possessed of formidable discernment and admirably willing to admit to his errors when he knew himself wrong, but I've never been at all swayed by his losing arguments. However, to hear a guest on O&A (save Norton) who never resorted to circuitous or specious debate was refreshing!
@pinkmullet4 At the sound of his voice, I can't help but wonder if Ralphie May aims to surpass Phil Collins' undisputed accomplishments as Universal Oral Cockmaster. Between the pair of them, their mouths have sheathed more dick than Trojan products, and ingested more semen than every living porn star. Sperm banks have established guard towers in defense against May and Collins, which are legally authorized to shoot either of them on sight.
@JRuffinelli Patrice pretty much does his own full hours when he comes on, it's insane how much he provides. He laughs hard like once a show. There's no comparison.
I listened to the toothpick guy again the other day and Ralphie brought nothing in that hilarious moment. He just ruined it. I was never a big fan of his stand up either.
@smeefan He got lucky he got invited so many times. Like Ant said he doesn't fit in. The only fat fucks worthy of that chair are Bobby and Patrice lol
funniest ralphie bashing moment when patrice was making fun of his weight and then ralphie got wigga-fied and started saying "HEY YOU FAT TOO HOMIE" and patrice laughed hysterically at how sensitive this moron is about his weight. ironically, ralphie is the elephant in the room.
ralphie may fuckin sucks not even funny on stage and the opie and anthony studio is a good test of who is naturally funny, even people like triple H who comes in here and there seems more of a natural funny person compared to ralphie may. no comedian...actually no one likes ralphie may except the people working at his local buffet.
watch?v=JSsGh8AmTfE
Here's the audio of Ant bashing Ralphie.
wasp9 4 days ago
@zippyzee I linked over from when I was listening to Ralphie on Marc Maron. I don't like May's standup, but these fucking hacks ragging him? It's like watching a bunch of dickriders jumping in to his shit. Stand up is hard. With a booking agent I could do Opie and anthony show.
MrDavidMdavidson 1 week ago
@MrDavidMdavidson Are you retarded? Have you heard him on the show before? The show grinds to a halt every time the fat wigger speaks.
wasp9 4 days ago
@wasp9 So what? Just don't have him there. Trying to shit on another entertainer is the lowest form of shit. And what he does (regardless of how well he does it) is much harder then these fucking dicksacks. "I'm not a comic" no shit. Opie and Anthony are just guys who's whole job is to utilize ACTUALLY funny people's talents. It's not rocket science, so just don't have him there not rag his ass on the radio.
MrDavidMdavidson 3 days ago
I hate whoever Anthony hates. Yep, i'm a dickrider....
JabbaDaPerv 1 week ago 2
i hate ralphie may i saw him here in buffalo last year and i laughed once at a story about cake, other than that he was just rambling for an hour
Buffalo4Ever78 1 week ago
I'm annoyed by everything right now.
slimjim88 2 weeks ago 3
Ralphie May is the most unfunny cunt i've ever seen. i hope he gets caught in a storm drain.
zippyzee 3 weeks ago 4
What a bunch of whiny cunts Op and Ant are I listened to them a long time ago and was like wow a more, "totally Xtreme, NO HOLDS BARRED, NoThnig HeLd bAck" version of Howard Stern except not funny. Patrice was the whole show and he's dead. Norton is about as funny as a slid shit but is still the star of the show. They fucking suck.
MrDavidMdavidson 1 month ago
@MrDavidMdavidson you probably shouldn't be listening to them on youtube then
al28283 1 month ago
@MrDavidMdavidson why the fuck are you listening to someone you don't like on youtube? you dumb shitface.
zippyzee 3 weeks ago
I hate comedians that focus on what they are: ExThis guy for being fat, carlos mencia for being 'mexican' etc
Mustaklaki 1 month ago
SO FUCKING WHAT if hes a good guy, so is about everyone steve from yellow stone Romones, that dose in no way mean the should be on the show, which he always derails with a failure of a joke that he always makes.
benmcd170 1 month ago
Ralphie May should eat fewer twinkies and more dicks.
stripesthebird 1 month ago 2
So glad ant ripped him
DaMuzicKing 1 month ago
Ralphie May is a fat white guy and talks like he's black. The fuck.
wasp9 2 months ago
noone in this vid is funny, but maybe norton
bojanks15 2 months ago
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DroppinKnowledge69 2 months ago
@DroppinKnowledge69 LOL, steals jokes. He's not a comedian, dummy. He's radio host Anthony Cumia.
pearcemark2 2 months ago
people are trying to compare ralphie may and patrice???
osp80 2 months ago
I can't tell if the picture is in widescreen or if it's just Ralphie being fat.
SBV123 2 months ago 13
fat fuck
crazyrussianbastard1 3 months ago
Jesus, even Jimmy feels bad. Way to go Ant
MRxLOKI 3 months ago
Ralphie May SUUUUCKS. Good for you Ant, saying the truth (sheepishly, but whatever) to the displeasure of opie and jimmy.
BillTurkeyburger 3 months ago 8
Ralphie May is a one trick hippopotamus. You can only listen to so many self-deprocating fat jokes in a row before you just want to stick an aids needle in his stomach.
snappy452 3 months ago 3
What was the date this aired? I missed this show
Epiphony 3 months ago
that fat fuck always says "jack" like he's hip. he stinks and I don't like him.
JerFhilm 3 months ago
Ant is just mad that his sausage is the only one he wouldn't eat
VVD 3 months ago
3 years ago, a bunch of friends were flying from Georgia to Chicago, which happened to coincide with Colin Quinn doing standup. We were all geared up to see Colin, but then a week before the show, Colin bailed out and we were replaced by this unfunny pile of blubber.
Redbob86 3 months ago
Ralphie May is hilarious, back off
yearlingjoe 3 months ago
@yearlingjoe
Do you mean back away from his mountainous girth? or his shit stand up that only exists because of the shitty novelty of his mountainous girth? Back in the days, the fat man in the sideshow wasn't paid to shriek like a fat bitch. He was paid to be fat.
NiggerHeadOysters 3 months ago
They should make-up. Ralphie said he didn't know what went wrong between them. Ralphie is funny in concert.
MrGrandwazoo 3 months ago
how exactly did ralphie save them ?
Thefonducethrive 3 months ago
I love Ant's impressions
Demendred1605 3 months ago
ive always hated ralphie may, never got why he was always on. i dont get the overbearing shit, patrice is a thousand times worse, but he's actually funny.
boothesquirrel 3 months ago
Ah, alcohol. I swear there wouldn't be any honesty in the world if there wasn't autistic people and drunks.
marlboroman1985 4 months ago
Ralphie May = Chaz Bono
MindstormRecs 4 months ago
HE IS NOT A GOOD STAND UP. WTF? HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE RALPHIE MAY's STANDUP? gewwwwwwww
deewhyelayin 4 months ago
i fuckin hate ralphie may , always have, always will
deewhyelayin 4 months ago
This is how bad Ralphie is, almost the entire side of video suggestions has Patrice and not one Ralphie's, cuz they're going with the funny fat guy
Messyman16 4 months ago
I really don't like Ralphie May. His stand-up just isn't funny, and he's incredibly annoying to listen to simply talking.
ninjast4r 4 months ago
He goes on another radio show here in Dallas every now and then. He talks tooooo goddamn much. I like his stand-up, but damn.
Debutante24 4 months ago
furry porn and o&a. it's been a good day.
Garrzet 4 months ago
If you like Ralphie more than Patrice, you should stop ready this. The meth is about to spoil.
11825code6 4 months ago
I just automatically dislike anyone as fat as Ralphie. Patrice and Bob Kelly both look like they could lose the weight if they just got on a treadmill and dropped the sandwiches. Ralphie is that... beyond-all-hope type of fat.
Fistwagon 4 months ago
IMO, May's friendship ought be preserved by O&A, if only because a potential on-air heart attack might well constitute great radio.
rqbuchanan 4 months ago
@rqbuchanan That's just mean.....and funny.
dkthg 4 months ago
god is great! someone finally told the truth about ralphie, hes such a kiss ass. i was just listening to the tooth pick bit and he contributed nothing
kalpal67 4 months ago
who were the 2 dislikes, ralphie's fat hands?
xg4bx 4 months ago
I wonder what size jeans May wears.. 62w/28L or something lmao
metlguitar02 4 months ago
Stand up= Hillarious. Radio= Not so much
shedgen0 4 months ago
He's an alright guy. No reason he should be getting trashed so bad. I mean, he could lose some weight and tone down the laugh, but he's a funny guy.
twelvehitcombo 4 months ago
ralphie may is still alive??
SomeNewKid11 4 months ago
If he dropped the whole southern/LA black guy voice, picked up smoking and put down his 4th sub sandwich..lets face it, any movement besides standing up and yelling at strangers.
GreenPliskin 4 months ago
I love what anthony said, fuck yeah I hate ralphie.
eddefy22 4 months ago
Ralphie is so funny. He seemed pretty cool on joe rogans podcast.
lilsm555 4 months ago
lol WOW
NipplesTheClown83 4 months ago
Ralphie>Ant... Anthony cracks up at his own bad jokes all the time....I'm curious as to how many people listen to this show strictly for Jim Norton.
PhilThevirus 4 months ago
@PhilThevirus Ant is clearly the second funniest. And Ant's laugh is great, Ralphie's is annoying. It's not Ralphie's fault. Ralphie's just not suited for radio.
LawsonComedy 4 months ago
@PhilThevirus
Especially seeing how the show hasn't been good since early 2009, majority of it because of Norton.
CowardStern 4 months ago
I like Ralphie's stand up, but he SUCKS on the radio.
fyfytj 5 months ago
Who the hell is Ant?
bertmustin 5 months ago
@bertmustin
watch?v=g7VhvoMFn34&feature=fvst
Demendred1605 4 months ago
what about Patrice's chimping out every single time? he's not fucking overbearing??? give me a fucking break. i like the guy, but when he's in studio no one can get the word in.
dr1345 5 months ago
@caltrof ah-booooo
nickypeeps 5 months ago
how did Ralphie save the show?
nickypeeps 5 months ago
Ralphie got in some hilarious shots when Vos was bragging about his stupid eBay BMW.
BNicodemo 5 months ago 2
It's funny how he bitches about Ralphie's laugh and gets annoyed by it.
So where the fuck is Ant every time Patrice is doing the same goddamned thing when he's in the studio? Patrice's laughter doesn't derail the program? My ass, Ant. Patrice could verbally and physically crush Ant, so he won't ever say shit to him about it. Ralphie's just a (pun) soft target. I like Ant, but he's being a sissy here.
I find Ralphie seriously annoying, but shit. If he calls one guy out, call the other out.
JRuffinelli 5 months ago
@JRuffinelli 1. Patrice rarely if ever laughs for that hard and as annoying as that. 2. When he did it was the bobo dick game
I get you like to point out hypocrisy but theres very big differences between the two and there styles patrice adds to a show he flows well with any host may is a fairly annoying white fat fuck.
IAMSOUP 5 months ago 13
@IAMSOUP
Patrice is a genius. Ralphie is not. I agree he doesn't add shit to the show. But just look up some of Patrice's spots. He'll laugh for 3 minutes non-stop, derailing the bit. Not just at Bobo, man. He's all over the place. He *does* add way more to the show than Ralphie ever could. (I mean, shit, E-Lo offered Patrice a show, after all.) and then he derails it again. Ralphie's rarely on the show, and relatively quiet when compared to Patrice. I'd just like to see Ant try Patrice.
JRuffinelli 5 months ago
Ralphie laughs like he's trying to score points but just destroys the credibility of the joke or person making it second guessing is very bad for a funny person or someone trying to entertain.
Patrice laughs from his heart its a true laugh ralphie is a fucking wigger brown noser who derails the fun because theres nothing to distinguish one joke from another ant wants to make people laugh with a certain degree of skill not entertain a black cinema go;er
IAMSOUP 5 months ago
Ralphie laughs like he's trying to score points but just destroys the credibility of the joke or person making it second guessing is very bad for a funny person or someone trying to entertain.
Patrice laughs from his heart its a true laugh ralphie is a fucking wigger brown noser who derails the fun because theres nothing to distinguish one joke from another ant wants to make people laugh with a certain degree of skill not entertain a black cinema go;er
IAMSOUP 5 months ago 4
@JRuffinelli Patrice is funny and insightful, but his few arguments with Cumia have proven that neither of them are especially skilled polemicists. From my perspective, Patrice's crazy monkey laugh augments rather than obstructs bits.
rqbuchanan 4 months ago
@rqbuchanan Are you kidding? arguing was Patrice's strongest points, even when he was obviously wrong he made a convincing argument. Patrice could argue that one plus one equals 3 and WIN.
pinkmullet4 1 month ago
@pinkmullet4 If many of Patrice's arguments were obviously erroneous, why should he have been regarded an able disputant of any especial conviction? When someone arguing a point can't inspire a shift of perspective, they've failed.
rqbuchanan 1 month ago
@rqbuchanan it's like you didn't even read my post. My point was that EVEN THOUGH he would be arguing a point I didn't agree with he was such a skilled debater that he would always make me think "He's got a point". My comment was supposed to express that he was one of the few people who COULD inspire a shift of perspective even if he was arguing a blatantly retarded viewpoint.
pinkmullet4 1 month ago
@pinkmullet4 I understand you, but merely disagree. Patrice was hilarious, possessed of formidable discernment and admirably willing to admit to his errors when he knew himself wrong, but I've never been at all swayed by his losing arguments. However, to hear a guest on O&A (save Norton) who never resorted to circuitous or specious debate was refreshing!
rqbuchanan 1 month ago
@rqbuchanan Fair enough, I see where you are coming from. Ralphie May sucks thousands of dicks though, I hope we can agree on that.
pinkmullet4 1 month ago
@pinkmullet4 At the sound of his voice, I can't help but wonder if Ralphie May aims to surpass Phil Collins' undisputed accomplishments as Universal Oral Cockmaster. Between the pair of them, their mouths have sheathed more dick than Trojan products, and ingested more semen than every living porn star. Sperm banks have established guard towers in defense against May and Collins, which are legally authorized to shoot either of them on sight.
rqbuchanan 1 month ago
@rqbuchanan yeah, and I bet he's gay too or somethin'.
pinkmullet4 1 month ago
@rqbuchanan You try way too hard dude.
DrOprahVonPenishat 1 month ago
@DrOprahVonPenishat Do tell, brah.
rqbuchanan 1 month ago
@IAMSOUP did someone compare Patrice and Ralphie? they should be shot and killed
longview1987 1 month ago
@JRuffinelli You didn't know? Anthony is full of shit.
CowardStern 4 months ago
@JRuffinelli Patrice pretty much does his own full hours when he comes on, it's insane how much he provides. He laughs hard like once a show. There's no comparison.
BillTurkeyburger 3 months ago
*for being too
FilmCreatureCom 5 months ago
Ant's ripping on someone too much and too loud?! He laughs hysterically at even regular nobodies.
FilmCreatureCom 5 months ago
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FlashVirus 5 months ago
ralphie may is terrible
ReximFavor 5 months ago
I listened to the toothpick guy again the other day and Ralphie brought nothing in that hilarious moment. He just ruined it. I was never a big fan of his stand up either.
smeefan 5 months ago 13
@smeefan He got lucky he got invited so many times. Like Ant said he doesn't fit in. The only fat fucks worthy of that chair are Bobby and Patrice lol
caltrof 5 months ago 20
@caltrof bobby is not really a fat fuck
moakley 4 months ago
funniest ralphie bashing moment when patrice was making fun of his weight and then ralphie got wigga-fied and started saying "HEY YOU FAT TOO HOMIE" and patrice laughed hysterically at how sensitive this moron is about his weight. ironically, ralphie is the elephant in the room.
aphexaic3213 5 months ago
@aphexaic3213 Is there a clip of that on here?
BNicodemo 5 months ago
ralphie may fuckin sucks not even funny on stage and the opie and anthony studio is a good test of who is naturally funny, even people like triple H who comes in here and there seems more of a natural funny person compared to ralphie may. no comedian...actually no one likes ralphie may except the people working at his local buffet.
fortyniners1515 5 months ago 3
I think Ralphie's hilarious on stage, maybe something just happens to him once he gets in the studio.
DoncoEnterprises 5 months ago 3