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  • Dawn of War II sucks so much, I hate sqaud based.

  • I don't thing sob would have won. They are only human woman with power armor

  • @REAPER3382 Are you suggesting women can't win a war?

  • @FalloutFan131 against tau? no they can not.

  • Do you need the Previous DoW's in order to play as ALL the Races in Soulstorm?

  • It is Lukas Aleksander?

  • @TheKussMich the same one from dark crusade

  • @TheKussMich I was wondering on the very same thing... It's totally like him, with nearly all the wargears equipped.. Too bad that according to canon, Space Marines killed Alexander in Dark Crusade.

  • shoot the knee!

  • Canoness: SISTERS, SHITE BY MY SIDE!!! Sister 1: Err what? Canoness: You heard me.....obey my commands! Sister 2: But Canoness you've just ordered us to take a shit next to you! Canoness:................No I didn't.... Sister 2: Yes you did.....:/ Canoness: No I didn't.... Sister 1: YES YOU DID! Canoness:...........well whatever at least we're the best army here! Sister 1: Oh jog on mate.......everyone knows we're the most tedious army in this game!
  • A soldier at 1:17 was probably like: "Wtf?! Are they hacking?!"

  • After all what Lukas Alexander did in Dark Crusade (especialy if you play the IG campaign), i think he would at last deserve a more epic end

  • @Myuutsuu85 Lukas Alexander died in Dark Crusade. This isn't him.

  • @jonu67 well, it sure as helll looks like him. But you might be right. That was not the banner of the 1st Kronos Regiment back there but the 252nd Conservator Regiment.

  • the warhammer games are the best

    bamos aguanten los dawn of war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Am I the only one that thinks a raiding party of Dark Eldar swooping down grabbing and butchering screaming Guardsmen would be a much cooler intro? Not that this is bad but my idea just sounds so fucking cool.

  • @BoneCrusherXD

    Nah, nobody cares about the space elves. They can go hide in their craft worlds and go extinct.

  • @ShadowAimai Dark Eldar do not reside hide within the craftworlds like their foolish kin. They reside in Commorragh and you best hope we don't take you alive.

    P.S I'm guessing you're either a lapdog of the Emperor or Chaos scum which is it?

  • As soon as the sisters of battle start marching down all the elite fire warrior tau start missing every plasma shot and they just mow them down, mhm sure. Good game lame intro.. gonna go skirmish against some sisters of battle and see how much they miss in real combat.

  • @Execrationalism You dare say the divine will of the Emperor did not protect them? HERESY!!!

  • well love this game just saw and started playing this game series last 2weeks i guess... finished dawn of war,Winter Assault ,Dark Crusade and this im currently playing Soul storm just finished the 2 planets 2 more and 1 moon well yeah i just finished each game in the series with Space Marines well i just love them and like them for their awesomeness and their units are balanced.. well the bad thing about here is imperialguards,sisters are fighting spacemarines=( well space marines are good guys

  • @Rave2397 yeah but the imperial guard units are cheap and versitile

  • @Rave2397 I hated that the Force commander wasn't Gabriel Angelos, so I went with the Imperial Guard. But space marines were second for sure!

  • @Rave2397 there are no good guys or bad guys in 40k , just read one or two codexes

  • sisters need sex -.-

  • @Rave2397 They're the good guys? In Dark Crusade they land on Kronus in order to cover up secret records and the like about their shady activities. It's why they attack the Guard so readily, because they're not willing to let said records/relics come to light :P They're a secretive and sinister chapter.

  • 1:25 thanathor!, JC ripped off 40k as well!

  • When the Imperial Guard leader died i was like "OMG" but then i just thought that they'd go to Infantry Command and get a new leader xD

  • I told Ores'ka not to be using the knarloc, but the skyray's missile barrage. Why the hell does he never listens? XD

  • @WyczesanyBober too bad they have millions of fans BLIZZARD STILL OWNS

  • haha to you dude blizzard owns

  • dam this gave me shivers

    

  • blizzard need to get the hands on w40k since relic ruined the game with its new dow2

  • @Exia2004 HAHAHAHAHA Oh wow. You sir, are rather silly.

  • @Exia2004 No chance with that. As we all know Blizzard is incapable to do ANYTHING original.

  • Haha... that woman gots balls

  • DAWN OF AWSOME YOU MEEN

  • Everyone knows on the tabletop that Imperial Guard would destroy Tau and Sisters even if they joined forces

  • @Talamare2 ig artillery range = imba

  • all the battle needed was a woman's touch

  • everyone knows orks squish tiny umies and dem tau gitz

  • Women managed to do better than the men. Lol

  • @MrCurlyish They were wearing power armor dumbfuck

  • @sgtwok god i feel silly

  • Everyone knows the Imperial guard stand no chance when fighting the Tau...

  • @maneil11 Wrong ! The Imperial Guard stand no chance against anyone .

  • @maneil11 I stood a good chance

  • @trelagato21 yes, the space marines rely on tactics, the sisters pray for their god to save them then run in guns ablaze

  • Me thinks the sisters really shouldn't be able to shrug off tau weapon fire that easily... I mean, we're not fire lasguns over here.

  • Wtf? Who trained these guys? NOONE was taking cover. 0:53 why did you even put the sandbags there if you're going to stand in front of them?

    0:57 instead of taking cover, those 2 guardsmen on the hill decided to stand 10 feet in front of the enemy. Also, wtf is that one tau crouching near the hill firing a bolt/stubber gun?

    1:24 the battlesuit is aiming at the ground LOL

  • But i don´t think that the sisters of battle armor can resist all Tau weapons...

  • cadians rule

  • is that Imperial Guard general guy Stubbs? or Alexander?

  • why dislike,s its a intro?

  • i didnt kno botguns fired lasers -.-

  • Tau RLZ!!!

  • Can sombody tell me the serial number i just need it for the singleplayer

  • Nice..she looks down at him then steps on his body as she advances...no respect from the sisters if you die in battle

  • so i have just bought soulstorm from amazon, i install works fine, i then go to multiplayer and it says invalid cd authentication? HELP

  • guys i have a question ,i got all expansion winter assault ,dark crusade,dawn of war it self and if i buy soulstorm will i be able to play whit all races online??please respond

  • I don't like the human race in Warhammer :-/ Band of stupid fanatics

  • @VN1986 Warhammer 40k or Warhammer, because if you removed them from either universe the entire series would turn to shit, lore wise Humanity is the only thing stopping Chaos from wtfpwning both universes.

  • Holly shit, half a video is the promo of companies.

  • why we're the SoB here are portrayed to be tough nuts bathing on rain of lead, or plasma, where in fact they drop like flies on the game? are they more of a defensive race on the original w40k or otherwise?

  • "Sisters od Battle"....

    I live this game, infact its probably one of the best ive ever played. But Sisters of Battle... Really? How cheesy can you get....

  • This game was ok at first..... but then I realize how bad it was when the Tau cut off my waagh from the main planet after camping for a million turns while I took out the blood ravens. Overall, the Sisters of Battle are cool. They make really good sandwiches. Nothing beats an Imperial Sandwich made by a Sister of Battle in the Great Kitchen of the Mighty Imperium.

  • guys, if you were considering playing ss or thought of starting it again, google soulstorm voobly and click on the first link. we are trying to fully support this game again along with a fully-functioning automatch system, balance patch and tournaments with some money prizes, we just need moar ppl!

  • @Inquis1tor support soulstorm voobly yeaaaahhhhh!!!

  • If Creed was there then it would have ended slightly different.

  • Haha the best weapons in the game aren't hurting the bolter bitches? This intro is so wrong.

  • @KosacderSchreckliche i agree but where did that "bolter bitches" came from?

  • @gerrrz

    Don't know.. read it somewhere.

  • @gerrrz comes from /tg/

  • Its the Womanz trying to get rights xD.

  • The Sisters of Battle still havent seen anything from the Tau Empire.

  • Imperial guard suck dick on dawn of war games along with orks :L

  • skip to 0:49

  • ah shit they brought the intergalactic bitches

  • Fail on 1:05!

  • Sisters Of Battle...Haha.

  • 48 of the 1:59 seconds had nothing to do with the trailer.

  • Too few bodies for an imperial guard battlefield

  • juegazo!!

  • 1:17Martha!??!...shit...no dinner tonight..

  • the 1st dawn of war intro is better then this crap :D

  • @pancakes578 Tyranids came far before the Zerg...just sayin'.

  • @TheSoopa1337Ninja i doubt that, how long has the 1st warhammer board game been around?

  • @urukwarlord Tyranids existed on the 40k board game aproximently 6-7 years before blizzard came with the idea to work with games workshop to make a warhammer 40k game. It got canceled when the two parts couldn´t come down to a mutual agreement and also GW was being picky about alot of details. So blizzard flipped them the bird and created starcraft wich was based on the 40k idea. Terrans= Space Marines, Zerg= Tyranids and Protoss = Tau The similarity is inevitable cause they based it ON 40k

  • @MangaManiac Except that Starcraft came out in 1998, and the Tau were released in 2001, sure. If anything, the protoss were based on the eldar. Lrn240k nub.

  • @MangaManiac Protoss = eldar not Tau.. Tau didnt come into being until 2001.

  • @MangaManiac No the Terrans=Space Marines + imperial Gaurd (look and the vehicles), Yes Zerg=tyranids and Protoss clearly equal Eldar.

  • @MangaManiac warcraft is a direct steal from the original warhammer universe too ><

  • @MangaManiac Id say that protoss is based on eldar but oh well

  • @MangaManiac

    Really? I thought protoss were more like the Eldar... having a dark faction and all.

  • @MangaManiac i agree with you but you do know the tau werent invented until about 2001 right

  • @MangaManiac Tau weren't even released before StarCraft. The Tau came out in 2001... soo yeah.

    The protoss are way more like the Eldar, what with the psychic powers and organic-looking everything.

  • @urukwarlord Also, jesus christ. The warhammer 40k roleplaying game existed most likely a couple of years before you were even concieved xD A friend of mine has one of the books and it was printed in 87. Just saying. And the roleplaying game was based on the board game. Ps: The roleplaying games were as following: Rouge Trader, Inquisitor, Dark Heressy. Really fun games and yes. <3

  • @MangaManiac I've got a group that I play Dark Heresy with on the regular. Amazing game.

  • @urukwarlord it's been around sense the early 1980's

  • @pancakes578

    Damn right, man! You just made it into my Facebook quotations!

  • That power armor owns

  • The intro starts at :47 seconds.

    Holy balls.

  • ummm, i think the krootox is compensating for something

  • demo?

    lol?

    xD?

  • 1:16 OMG SHE STEPED ON HIM!!! TAO FTW

  • @lamborginin shes not tao

  • O and btw people, you do know that their is men in the ''sisters of battle'' (more known as the Witch Hunters in the board game, im just saying) and dont message me sayign im wrong, i dont give a shit bout your opinion.

  • yo I got all the dawn of war 1 set except soulstorm. I really feel liek playing multiplayer, so is the multiplayer still up and running on soulstorm? and if it is, is there a lot of people playing multiplayer? Thanks in advance.

  • lol the sisters of battle walked past the dying guardsmen thinkin," pussies"

  • FOR THE GREATER GOOD

  • Did anyone else think the Cannoness was a complete bitch for just stepping over the IG commander's body like he was nothing? Somehow, it's very hard to imagine an Ultramarines captain showing that level of disrespect.

    Mind you, this scene like the rest of the game makes very little sense. Why the fuck would a Tau commander charge the enemy using STEALTHSUITS?!

  • @Sangrenegra9

    yup, i hope one day IGs burn all these fanatic bitches and their sick inquisitorial patrons.

  • i am pretty sure a tau pulse rifle can punch trough the armour of the sisters

  • space marine für frauen xd

  • this was the only good part of the expansion

  • @saviordd1 It's not a terrible expansion, can never say no to knew races. This combined with the top 3 full race mods out there makes a grand total of 12 playable races and hundreds of maps.

  • I think they schould make an Intro including the Dark Eldar... but this is awesome :)

  • both guardsmen and tau got screwed and i bet the tau's dinosaur just got killed by a few shot by that plasma pistol

  • Remember kids, women can kick your ignorant asses if you underestimate them.

  • @Mecha82 - yeah, but you can't win a war with them unfortunately.

  • @Sangrenegra9 Actually you can win war with them. Give them gun and train them well and they fight just as well as any man.

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  • @Sangrenegra9 Exept that being stronger dosen't mean anything in modern warfare when there rarely is any close combat. Maybe during middle ages it did when swords and spears were used and close combat was most of time way of fighting but now we are talking about aiming assault rifle before pulling its trigger. Besides its also fact that women can stand pain better than we men. Besides women can also learn marshal arts if you need to train them for possible close combat.

  • @Mecha82 - if you think physical prowess is no longer important the battlefield you're very much mistaken. If modern warfare were solely about 'aiming and pulling the trigger', we'd have started recruiting CoD players a long time ago. Marching for hours on end with very heavy gear, on the other hand, DOES require strength and endurance. Regiments like the SAS do have back-breaking selection tests for a reason.

    Women having a higher pain threshold isn't a fact. It's still being debated.

  • @Sangrenegra9 Funny thing is that there is plenty of men that are in so bad physical condition that they are not up to it while there is women that are. Besides women that are in good condition do have needed endurance that march for hours with heavy gear just like men that are in good condition. There is no reason to underestimate them just becouse they don't have penis between they legs. Why would otherwise there be women fighting in ranks of US military if they were not up to it.

  • @Mecha82 - Many people are out of shape - being male or female means nothing. You missed my main point though, which is that for every super-woman you find, there will ALWAYS be far more men.

    Most modern-day armies that recruit women have separate selection tests for women - if they used the same ones as men, far fewer would pass - not enough to warrant women-only facilities - and the army would be accused of discrimination. For this reason, women often aren't allowed into infantry roles.

  • @Sangrenegra9 Women that pass don't need to be super-women. All they need is to be in good shape to have needed endurance and there is nothing super or extra orginaly about it. And why would there be. Its only natural that some people are in good shape were they men or women.

    But this has went too long. Its obious that we disagree with this so maybe we should leave it there. After all neither us are ready to change our views to match others and in the end thats why this is only waste of time.

  • @Mecha82 - a minority can. But the simple fact is that the average man is physically stronger and has higher levels of endurance than the average woman. That isn't being sexist or arrogant, no more than stating that the average woman has a longer lifespan than the average man, or that men cannot give birth.

    You couldn't win a war with an all-female army, simply because no matter how good they are, the men who can equal their ability will always outnumber them on a massive scale.

  • taus like fuck you get beheind that stove and make me dinner

    

  • the guardsmen is like the tau!, who cares about the tau!

    , we need to get these bitches in the kitchens

  • soulstorm to me sucked. when you put the graphics options and the resolution on all high, dark crusade>soulstorm

  • @troyluna555 Rofl?Wow,your stupid.

  • siters of battle :P

    MY ASS

    why dont they make me dinner?

  • 57 peapole just shit their pants in fear

  • tau would pwn their bunch of sissies

  • . BHATTLE BHRUTHURS, SPEHSS MAREENS toudai the enami is at awr dawr. we know awr deuti and we will dew eet. we fait for awr hawner as blawd rehvens, as spehss mareens, and we fait in teh naim of teh Emprah!

  • FOr the Greater goood! D:"

  • the sisters of battle werent very well done in my opinion, now dark eldar are ace. but i think dark crusade is still the best

  • T'AU FOR THE WIN!

  • i heard sisters of battle r pretty good.

  • lol they stepped over his body

  • can some one give me the cd key i lost it and i want to play so bad. i am bumd for losing it :(

  • cmon tau!! you cant let a bunch of girls win!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!

  • During the Dawn of War Dark Crusade, I thought that Tau would best fit my strategy, but it was the Necrons that fitted me best. XD

  • Who won the Soulstorm? Space marines won the original one (no surprise), Winter Assault is probably won by Imperial guard, Dark Crusade won by Blood Ravens again, but what with Soulstorm? I`ve heard that it was won by necrons or Imperial guard, but I am not sure taht any of this statements are official. The only clear thing that it was not Space marines.

  • @crimsoncosmoss winter assault was eldar soulstorm was ig te rest were sm

  • This expansion was beyond terrible.

    It's no coincidence that the developing studio (Iron Lore) went bankrupt and shut down five days before this game was released.

  • @Crymson1 I thought that aswell, I have them all but I dont even play soulstorm anymore, I stick with Dark crusade nowadays

  • @xXSojournXx The horrible reviews scared me away from Soulstorm, fortunately.

  • lol @ the tau shots pinging off the cannoness like they are nothing

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  • look at the tau they have the best firepower in the game

    they need only some melee arms for firewarriors and broadsides and they can be invincible

  • what!... those bitches will never defeat the tau ...

  • @6Cernunno9 LOL i agree, what happened to the tau "Disappearing/stealth" abilities?

  • That guardsmen at 1:17 was like: GIRLZ!!?? ON MY BATTLEFI3LZ!!!!!??!!!!!!

  • @dsagentutube OMG GET IN TEH KITHCN WTF

  • @dsagentutube LOL

    "Did anybody see me play dead?!"

  • lol the girl at 1:15 just steps over the guy!

  • @dsagentutube ffs if ur gonna say something make it useful not some dimwitted remark like that.

  • geet the kroots into the first line against all the races and they gonna smash everything

  • what ashit i real game tau would smash sisters of battle and all the races because they have the best firepower.

    shit dude if you wanna win a game just made some krootoox

  • @xfact9r jst so u know, me and my brother hav bin playin warhammer 40k nd BG 4 god knos how long, and he is solely Tau as I am solely IG. And I cn tel u now, playing a board game wid two 10,000 point armies, or two 4,000 point fleets, neither one r ultimately better than the other, I sometimes employ tactics that defeat my brother, nd at other time he defeats me, yeah the Tau r advancd, but GW purposely designs it to make all races equal. Plus, what the f*ck wid all the sexist comments u d*cks!!

  • @johnnyisherela k i yhink youre right

  • what a shit vid

  • In 40K, the sisters never win the war of other races

    Now they dare to interfere in Karava ...

  • Curse the Tau, I find them very arrogant.

  • The sister's of battle armour is made of adamantium like wolverine that's why they don't die by battlesuit's rail guns riiiiiight...........

  • The one problem I have with this game is the scripting. When you assault an enemy's headquarters, the commanders don't sound nearly as confident or as powerful as they did in Dark Crusade. Also Selena's lines in this opening (and what she says when you attack her main base) are really... Bad. Other than that, this game is awesome!

  • WHY ARNT THEY IN THE KITCHEN MAKING THE SPACE MARINES SAMMICHES?

  • @blublahblah lmao think the size of a space marine manwich!

  • @blublahblah I do like space sandwiches

  • @blublahblah BECAUSE THE TYRANIDS ATE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE SAMMICHES FOR DA SPACE MARIES

  • Look this game is like the best strategy game out there and then they had to go ruin it with dawn of war 2. It was such a good game and now loads of people are not play DOW because of it. Please in dawn of war 3 please make same gameplay as 1 but graphics of 2 with more races plz or i will loose faith in humanity.

  • I thinks Dawn Of War 2 sucks, i just like the effects it wasnt as intense Warhammer like as the first Dawn Of War.

  • lol poor Tau

  • do i need dark crusade and winter assult to play soulstrom

  • @marin697 no

  • @marin697 no but you cant play online with any other race apart from sisters of battle and dark eldar