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  • the aztec should have won

  • yea dont mess with massive black man.

  • I like how two random warriors meet in an unfamiliar environment and want to kill eachother as soon as they make eye contact.

  • Not to be biased but the zande warrior had to defend against fierce local tribes, arab invaders, and Dutch with guns. Their empire was fairly large and they fought for resources. Aztec fought against smaller tribes.

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  • This is a perfect example of tribalism. Even the first encounter between Cortes and indigenous groups were non-confrontational. This is the media propagating racial violence. 

  • @BROWNBRONCO1 Dude its off a show called deadliest warrior, its not reflecting reality. Its just seeing which had the better weapons really. Calm down.

  • jaguar warriors never took a step back it went against being a jaguar warrior rules if they did they would be killed with no hesitation fact

  • see other guy across the valley, KILL HIM

  • BLACK MAN!

  • MYUM MYUM!!

  • at :26 he says IM BLACK AND GOING TO WIN

  • the atalatl is amazing it was thats what was thrown at the zande

  • Wow, people are nuts.

    Anyway. That is one great fiction. Very well made, love the choreography and the outfits, great ideas, this is really neat. Very basic, very energetic. Good shit. Far more entertaining than gun fights.

    Wish people would just see this for what it is: Entertainment. Nothing scientific and nothing of relevance. It's fiction, those are actors. They did not actually fly in warriors from the jungle to kill each other in front of cameras. So chill. Just chill. Then eat a dick.

  • obsedien knife is not a weapon its a sacrifice tool this match was rigged the jaguar should have won and dont give me that stone age vs matal crap the apache a skilled warrior dominated the battle with a gladiator

  • the zande looks like hopsin

  • Aztec Jaguar would of won because that what the were made for

  • What aztecs were the best ghey didnt run away

  • YEA AFRICA RULES

  • Shouldn't he be yelling YUM YUM?

  • Here is the order in which the people on Deadliest Warrior like each race

    1st: White People (they like them)

    2nd: Black People (they are not fond of them)

    3rd: Hispanic People (they don't like them)

    4th: Asian People (they absolutely hate them)

  • It was all awkward when the hook got stuck in his helmet... ._.

  • The Aztec should have won since he could fight independently yet the Sandra could only be effective in numbers!

  • esto fue fraude 

  • Aztec war fighting was more to take prisioners...

    So they could rip out their hearts to appease the gods...

    Yep, Zande would win... But the Aztecs...

    THEY INVENTED CHOCOLATE! SCREW YOU, ZANDE!!!!

  • @Albatross159 I agree with this fellow, he knows history; however, this guy put more attention to history than that channel known as spike TV. Spike TV makes us, guys, look like a bunch of friggin monkeys who care about booze, sex and technology. Hey! Spike, don't sell us out! C'mon guys...

  • not real

  • In real life this wold not hapen.(aztecs wold win)

  • i like the music

  • YAM YAM! YAM YAM!

  • No le proporsionaron la agilidad y la sutileza al jaguar , ademas ellos no se dejaban ver, ERAN COMO NINJAS!!!!

  • aww come on aztec guy u had him what happened?

  • Victoria totalmente comprensible, los guerreros aztecas huían de los caballos por que pensaban que estaban unidos al jinete, menudos guerreros.

  • dios mio..... no podes :p el 3º mejor guerrero de toda la historia es el azteca

  • eres un hijo de puta desonrras mi cultura mejor ponte a trabajar o algo en lugar de subir este tipo de videos que ridiculizan

  • bullshit no way that zande warrior could win he would be brutally murdered or captured and then brought back to the boss and then sacrificed

  • your right on.

    

  • deverian de leer mas estos supuestos experto que para ser guerrero en ese tiempo y en una cultura avanzada y que conquisto todo . estan mal los guerreros eran nombrados segun su azanas y forjados bajo una estricta educacion les dejo de tarea busquen la historia de los verdaderos guerreros aztecas o zapotecas historias increibles.

  • @MrFidelga - interesante, gracias por compartir el comentario.

  • i have aztec blood in my veins :( :( :( :(

  • The Aztec shoots 3 times with a much better weapon and misses the other one only once and hits. hate this fight

  • Diantres la saco parte de los intestinos con la lanza al pobre azteca

  • @escorpionalva no, los negros azande aparentaban ser caníbales, pero no lo eran, sólo les gustaba dar miedito XD

  • si se hubiera dado, la pelea hubiera terminado en cuanto el guerrero zande recibio el golpe en la cara que le dio el guerrero jaguar con el macuahuitl, la fuerza de esa espada de madera era tal que segun los relatos, llego a partir el craneo a los caballos de los españoles y no se diga ya en una persona... en la tercer temporada de DeadliestWarrior ya agregan ese tipo de cuestiones asi como la adaptacion del guerrero a las situaciones...saludos!!!

  • Pero si el Azteca le pone un buen macanaso parte a la mitad al zande

  • Todo depende de las circunstancias; por ejemplo el guerrero Zande posee un fisico fuerte y grande debido a su raza, en cambio el Azteca tiene fisico fuerte hecho a base de ejercicios y circunstancias extremas pero su estatura y su complexion natural no le duraria al zande en una pelea cuerpo a cuerpo

  • I knew who won at 00:11 .

  • i would agree with the outcome of zande winning perfect sound effect with impaling

  • all depends of the warrior ... not the weapon

  • @ArtKbal1KING very true but weapons to help a bit

  • @ArtKbal1KING yep not the weapon i'll take my ak-47 thank you very much XD

  • @BrandonBlaze904 xD hahahahahahahaha

  • @ArtKbal1KING marine with guns v.s zande warrior.

  • @rclewright that's one very improbable fight, but in this case obviously marine wins because the technology and the range, but if they fight without weapons. I think it's very probably zande warrior wins ... I still thinking all depends of the warrior not the weapons.

  • @ArtKbal1KING what if its the best warrior of that class using those weapons??

  • @ArtKbal1KING in 1 on 1 , not in war

  • @ArtKbal1KING The weapon is sharp, but the warrior is deadly.

  • @ArtKbal1KING depends of the weapon too

  • @ArtKbal1KING so if i had a helicopter, and you had a machete...you best be one good warrior

  • @SGTBrian1 I think any dictator of the 20th century would certainly do.

  • i dont understand ? ... por que carajos representan a los aztecas con cabelleras rubias... a menos que yo sea el ignorante que no sabe de mi propia cultura ... esto es incorrecto

  • lol the aztecs were ruthless and more brutal, the Zande woulda got fucked up, then sacrificed

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  • FINALLY THE BLACK MAN WINS

  • @TheNarutoboy64 you never see Olympics?

  • No Top Comment? Uhhhhhh.... Hi?

  • @QuarentineExperts u just wrote that so can be top comment HAHAHA

  • sorry folks insane aztec heart consuming on a daily notice citizen vs zulu cattle herder.

  • what are you talking about?Aztecs wold just kill zandae wairors

  • The Aztec Jaguar Knights were the bane of Mesoamerica. Their training coupled with the extremly deadly obsidian blades would have easily trumped tribesmen. The Zande's have a spear and a 'better' close range weapon? The Aztecs counter with the Huitzauhqui club and Topeztopilli spear. A trained killing professional would dominate a worse armed tribeman.

  • @megaheracross2 Its metal vs stone. Metal will always win.

  • @heartlesswatcher It's metal vs obsidian o.O

  • @Mutedmouth Yea but its still stone. I own an obsidian sample, It is very strong but theres no way i would ever take an obsidian tools in to the bush or battle. Oh this is very important DO NOT TRY TO CRAFT OBSIDIAN TOOLS WITHOUT PROTECTION. THE SHARDS SENT FLYING DURING CRAFTING CAN CUT OPEN UNPROTECTED SKIN. AND AS FOR THE EYES, IF EVEN A TINNY SHARD ENTERS YOUR EYE IT WILL CUT INTO YOUR EYE. AS YOU BLINK TRYING TO REMOVE IT YOU COULD BE LEFT BLIND.

  • @heartlesswatcher You are defeating your own argument...Obsidian is sharper.

  • @megaheracross2 Yes its very sharp but its brittle as hell It will not going to stand up to punishment plus stone and other crude blade dont have an even sharpness if you slash something with it and the duller part hits the blade will skip a metal blade can take punishment and when it bends a little just fix it with a hammer another weakness of crude blades is if you make a stab any sharp twisting motion you might make pulling out the knife could cause it to brake off.

  • @megaheracross2 This kind of topic is something i love talking about. I wanted to write more but yt didnt like my 700 plus characters responses.....

  • @Mutedmouth obsitian is best

  • @heartlesswatcher nope, stone?

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  • ???

  • @heartlesswatcher emmm no, stone? plz go to history class

  • @Furik1792 wtf are you droning on about? yes obsidian is a bloody stone. and why would i need to retake history? Have you ever make a stone knife or used one to cut? they are kind of shit. My $30 hunting knife could out cut it.

  • @heartlesswatcher Stone knife. hahah asshole

  • @Furik1792 Semen licking fucking idiot. Eat shit and die.

  • @heartlesswatcher dude obsidian can litterally be the sharpest substance on earth. a good obsidian/flint knife would outperform even the katana in sharpness heck maybe even the modern scalpal. the only probably is that they are much more brittle than metal and break easier.

  • no

  • THE AZTEC WERE THE BEST WARRIORS IN THE ANCIENT HISTORY..THIS VIDEO IS BULLSHIT...

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  • Come on man you should have just ate your tacos and left the man with his KFC

  • bullshit i say remach the aztec shod have won. the azetc spoust to be more brutatal then that and toufer then him or (not racest) theblack guy. i think thay bribe the creator

  • they had teh african win to apease teh scary people in there studio.

  • i call bullshit

    The Aztecs were way more brutal than that, plus really a regular aztec up against Black guy on Roid Rage, WTF!!!

    fight was rigged, rest my case

  • @Thenuttyboy24 They're almost always rigged. Even the newer season that takes more than just weapons into play (and inaccurately at that) still has flaws... IE, I'm happy that Joan won her fight, but she had a technology advantage that carried her.

  • Instead of that gay-ass tecpatl sacrificial dagger wasn't even used in combat. Why didn't they use bows and arrows or axes or even the aztec spear tepozopilli...they guys who represented the Aztec team weren't even Aztec historians (they were actors) and don't know what the hell there talking about!!

  • Pinche negro ojete

  • wat are you guys talking about i mean i got to give credit to the black guy cause he s buff and shit but why is it that the black guy buf i mean even i cant get that buff without using weights i doubt they had weights to exercise ever muscles in the body and the aztec sword had to cut through him ,that shit is fake i mean that sword had to make cut that had to be more than a foot long and width had to be more than five inches

  • That was nice... But, can he beat a spartan?

  • @starwarselite1 no the aztecs were from mexico dumb ass!!!

  • For this one, it should have been 5 on 5. Aztecs work in numbers and are far more dangerous and have a bigger army. I found it kind of dumb that there happened to be a spear waiting for the Zande at the end. He's running in the middle of no where and just happens to find it? lol EPIC FAIL!

  • He dropped it there at the beginning of the fight you tard. Watch it again and pay attention as the Aztec is throwing his darts. He drops it on the rocks.

  • @Jinxerz010792 Oh my mistake I didn't catch that. A side from that, you need to cool it when you talk. If you're not the type of person to talk like that to a random stranger in person then you shouldn't talk like that at all. 

  • You were making a big deal out of him just "Randomly finding" the spear, because you didn't pay attention. Do you expect an apology for me pointing out that you jumped to conclusions and made a stupid assumption?

    Yeah, it's rude, but it's right. Too much is lost in humanity these days over emotion and semantics. If you can't bear someone pointing out you're wrong, then there's no way you'll survive on the internet.

  • @quizmo1000 I know right

  • Once you go black, you never go back. Once you fuck with a black dude. You never get out ALIVE.

  • blackman was too quick

  • @chillydogification It's not racist if there is proof/evidence.

  • ese actor no paresia mexicano

  • I don't mean to be racist but out of all the warriors , the black man can only beat the guy using wood and rocks. Just saying.....

  • @drugssexandtrumpets its not about race or who the warrior is its about the weapons they use, if you didn't want t o be racist you wouldn't have included race.

  • the aztec should have one, saludos de mexico

  • mal video la manera de pelear del aztek nisiquera era de esa forma

  • look at the aztec helmet. it was colored with marker lol. even his sword got stuck in the cardboard!

  • the battle could have been a but more close. the Aztec got his ass wooped!!!

  • niggers are just like berzerkers

  • nyum! nyum!

  • Aztecs All the way from Russia!!

    Fuck Africa!!

  • The Nigga Won!!

  • wtf?

  • MJAM MJAM!!!

  • did he died?

  • season one episodes were fair the only one I did not agree with was Mafia vs Yakuza

    season 2 totale opersit

  • that is a unfair fight, lmao

  • this is bullcrap i don't see why the aztec jaguar couldn't of used the Tlahuitolli (aztec bow and arrow) instead of the Atlatl. plus the real aztec jaguar uses clay balls instead of a damn rock for the sling.

  • What is messed up is the Jaguar's goal was.to capture his opponent alive

  • First of all you racist people need to stop. The Zande were powerful warriors with superior iron weapons compared to the Aztecs. The Zande also had a great empire, they ruled most the Congo, Southern Sudan and the Central African Republic, that is an area comparable if not larger than the size of the Aztec empire. They were also a powerful warrior society and they would win.

  • @TheJaking14 I agree commpletely

  • @TheJaking14 Zande vs Aztec is simlar to Rome vs Huns-The Huns had better technology and would win on DW.Rome however was a professional military force and would in real life win a true conflict. The Aztec were Romans and Zande Huns.

  • @megaheracross2 The huns backed away from Rome, because Atilla had a heart attack on his wedding night:P otherwise, the Empire would probably not have gotten away with it like that!

  • What's also messed up is that in the Aztec Jaguar is shown having a shield that can withstand arrows and darts in the weapons presentation but in the final battle the Aztec Jaguar doesn't even have one!!! WTF

  • that yamma yamma part that the zande says makes no sense and the sharpening of their teeth doesn't intimidate or scare me at all...so it shouldn't to the Aztec Jaguar,... hahaha stupid deadliest warrior guys make it all inaccuarte...

  • @HughJass370 Niam Niam is the western name of the zande , the actor was just yelling that

  • @TheJaking14 even still...niam niam doesn't scare me at all. AZTEC SHOULD HAVE WON!!!hahaha

  • @HughJass370 when in history has stone age warriors beaten iron age warriors?.

  • @TheJaking14 in deadliest warrior well lets see..... APACHE VS GLADIATOR!!! Have you ever heared of "la noche triste"?! By the way... obsidian is sharper than iron...Also...the Aztec Jaguar should've had better weapons as they were inaccuaretly portrayed in Deadliest Warrior...

  • @HughJass370 Obsidian is sharper but iron and steel are stronger.

  • this show is so damn stupid the "experts" dont know shit half the time they dont understand designs or functions

  • notice he had a shieldon his back that he didnt use

  • that black guy must've felt so awkward in that get up LOL

  • Yum Yum! Aztecs suck! Yum Yum!

  • this is stupid.the aztec jaguar should've won. The Deadliest Warrior people should've hired better guys to represent the Aztec Jaguar,the aztec jaguar should've had a shield like they did in real life back then,(The zande warrior had a shield,...why not the Aztec??!!),also they didn't use little wimpy-ass sacrficial knives for warfare but for sacrifice. They aztec jaguar also did not look like anything like they did on the show!!! They could've give the Aztec the aztec spear(called Tepoztopilli)

  • This video is so far from the reality; the aztec empire was so bigger like the roman empire; that people on the program don´t show the real skills; the aztec warrior living for to fight, and better they fought for capture, all the warriors fought for to kill, is more difficult to fight for capture.

  • @rmzfor I don't mean to be a spoilsport, but geographically speaking, the Aztec Empire was nowhere near as large as the Roman Empire. It wasn't even as big as Charlemagne's Empire.

  • @MrColuber I desagree dude; but I respect your viewpoint.

  • the others were just enemies of the aztecs

  • this is a response to HughJass370 they may have lost the second time but the first time the spanish attacked the Aztec's killed hundreds of them and drove them away and eys they were defeated eventually but still and most of them werent even spanish about 500 people were spanish conquistidors

  • @MrStarwarsboy11 Are you referring to la noche triste? Cause, from what I read, the Aztecs failed in getting rid of them, and most of the dead were due to Spanish greed. And there were many other battles in which the Aztecs lost, and not just because of native allies.

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  • @mrrayje24 I see you never been to any country in africa get your mind right and speak on what you know....smh

  • alternate ending-zande stabs with the spear but aztec deflects the blade and slashes his throat. He raises his sword and yells in victory but is sad because he would have been a good sacrifice to the gods.

  • ese guerrero jaguar esta bien wero

    

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  • Why is there a white guy playing aztec? In that case shouldve made the zande chinese.

  • that zande nigger cheated my ancestor had him

  • Aztec can bet the shit out of zande

  • @monkeyflip159 Based on what

  • music azande warrior?

  • I love how it looks like a 1st grader made the aztecs mask:D

  • this is bullshit, its obvious the aztec warrior would have won, they were far more deadlier than the zande warrior

  • I'm black, but I really had my money on the Aztec Jag Knight.

  • I enjoyed this episode. Sure the jaguars weren't completely accurately shown, but come on it's an entertainment show. Zandes would win anyway, iron beats stone anyday. Blak Powa!!!!!!!

  • @kingofladies04 stone can beat gunpowder, do you hear about "La noche triste", everyone underestimate the stone power, even in this show, i still watch because i like it and it's fun, but sometimes wrong :)

  • @DARVGH1 Im not saying stone sucks. Obsidian is very, sharp, but steel and iron are stronger, and stone can win, but all around, iron is better. Aztecs had the biggest empire in central america and one of the biggest on earth at the time, but cortes and his goons come in and destroy an empire outnumbering them by thousands. Yet, Zande warriors beat down every slave trader that tried to mess with them. This show is sometimes wrong but not here. La noche triste was mostly bcuz of aztec #s

  • @kingofladies04 Cortés didn't conquer the aztecs because his guns, that was a advantage, but not the real reason, the defeat of the aztec empire was for the alliance between Cortés and the another tribes that hated the aztec domination, many conquered tribes joined to this alliance, another reason was the incompetence of Moctezuma II, that cannot face the attack, later his dead, was Cuahutemoc that reorganized the army and resisted the spanish

  • @DARVGH1 Perhaps that helped but I think it was because of disease and cunning

  • @kingofladies04 You can't say "perhaps it help", the army of Tlaxcalan Confederacy, plus totonac rebels and other city-states armies was very important in the fall of the Triple Alliance (Aztec Confederacy). Cortes won, but not because his weapons or desease...he won because his diplomatic ability built a huge army and the sophisticated Spanish tactics and strategies were the best in the 16th century (if you were in a besieged city with no food or water, you would be sick too).

  • @KFranzaltdorf Indeed. I know that the Tlaxcalan Confederacy was important, but what I meant was that Cortes was cunning and clever enough to turn tribes against each other like in this case. It sounded as though DARVGH1 was trying to say the Tlaxcalans did it on their own to soften them, while the spanish did it on their own. My bad.

  • @kingofladies04 But the spanish could not win without their allies, and in the other hand the Tlaxcalans couldn't win alone. Cortes and his men need their allies to win and vice versa...

  • @KFranzaltdorf Indeed.

  • @kingofladies04 it was a bunch of things, better weapons, disease, rebelions, prophecies, betrayal, the same happened in South America