En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada Mary murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO
Dont read this cause it actually works. You will be kissed on nearest possibly friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not pass this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now youve started reading this so dont stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when youre done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary cause it actually works
Dont read this cause it actually works. You will be kissed on nearest possibly friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not pass this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now youve started reading this so dont stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when youre done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary cause it actually works
Dont read this cause it actually works. You will be kissed on nearest possibly friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you do not pass this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now youve started reading this so dont stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when youre done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary cause it actually works
The correct answer is nobody gives a fuck. GET DIRTY IN DA CLUB SNEEZYS! GET THEM HOES MAKIN JOE YAKNOWIMEAN WHOODI. AND FUCK WHITEY. ILLUMINATI DOWN POWER TO THE SHEEPLE. IN JESUS NAME, THUG LIFE BABY!
@koot43 theres power in the red words of the son of GOD jesus Christ.when you are drawn to GOD and not give up in praying that GOD will guide you into truly receiving him as lord and savior, you will be filled with his holy spirit to allow you to truly understand more about GOD our creater.
No matter what the video, no matter where the conversation starts, it always ends up in two places on Youtube: 1) Jesus, and 2) the reasons black people are inferior to white people. What the hell?
@mchamo12 i've opened my soul for creater GOD and witness the gospel truth to many people as Christ commands all believers to do, according to Mark 16:15. this life is about what we do with the message of the bible more than anything, as we plan in this life for how were going to spend eternity. for instance id rather give money to the poor(storing eternal treasure in heaven) then gaining very expensive nice things in this world(where moth and rust destory/you cant take it with you after death)
after death we all stand before our creator GOD to be judged of everything we done in this life. the rightious whom recieve Jesus Christ as there personal savior through repentance from sin will enter eternal paradise heaven. the ones whom remain in there sin, rejecting Christ will end up in eternal torment hell fire. as christians we are to witness this gospel truth to ALL creation to help win the lost soul.even here on youtube may be effective may to get the salvation message out to others
Hello, reader. If you have started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kinds of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is read.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these comments
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS !!!!!
On January 31st (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "New Divide" in honor of the greatest rock band ever's glory. Let's give them the best present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give them what he deserves and what Justin Bieber does not deserve to have!
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@ohhigoor The best rock band ever? You have to be joking... That;s not rock, if you want rock listen to AC/DC or anything rock that was around during the 80's or before..
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NANE WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa that was so fuckin funny hahahahahahahahahahahaha
they totally just confused t-pain with kanye west... this art is terrible and beyonce looks more like old j-lo with rashida jones' voice. faaaaiiiiil.
DO you know they named their kid Blue Ivy.
charlow0 3 weeks ago
thats not kanye its t-pain
JADAISHOT911 3 weeks ago
I wonder if theres any Blue Ivy in dat Garden?
0oMuffinSo0 1 month ago 2
@0oMuffinSo0 i see what you did there
kardeljeva 4 weeks ago
try Dr. Pepper and rasberrys
VKSP2010 4 months ago
LOL! wdf?????????
Uatemydoodle 6 months ago
What the fuck...?
shhhhyeahright 6 months ago
Why is Kayne's celly pink?
funkymonkeyfied 6 months ago
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En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada Mary murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO
SANTIAGOMEMO12 6 months ago
he sounds like a black bill clinton
doctorturkleton 7 months ago 2
they aint smell right lol
theenchanter666 7 months ago
Colored people! D:
EXT109 7 months ago
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3AsianTeers 8 months ago
i like that hat
LightningStar21 8 months ago
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poppen1441 8 months ago
@poppen1441 Shut the fuck up, you love-hungry bitch.
RacialStereotype 8 months ago
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Soboring111 8 months ago
Not to be an ass...but I can't help it. Okay, here I go: Harlem's not in Brooklyn.
KrfNYC2 8 months ago 4
@KrfNYC2
The correct answer is nobody gives a fuck. GET DIRTY IN DA CLUB SNEEZYS! GET THEM HOES MAKIN JOE YAKNOWIMEAN WHOODI. AND FUCK WHITEY. ILLUMINATI DOWN POWER TO THE SHEEPLE. IN JESUS NAME, THUG LIFE BABY!
traebarlow 7 months ago
@traebarlow That's what my mom said to me this morning.
KrfNYC2 7 months ago
is it just me, or does Jay Z sound like South Park's version of John Travolta?
heyallimrich 8 months ago
@koot43 theres power in the red words of the son of GOD jesus Christ.when you are drawn to GOD and not give up in praying that GOD will guide you into truly receiving him as lord and savior, you will be filled with his holy spirit to allow you to truly understand more about GOD our creater.
huntallen00 8 months ago
No matter what the video, no matter where the conversation starts, it always ends up in two places on Youtube: 1) Jesus, and 2) the reasons black people are inferior to white people. What the hell?
hisnameisfrankie 9 months ago 19
@hisnameisfrankie I know, right. Those white Protestants really need to shut the fuck up, sometimes.
RacialStereotype 8 months ago
@hisnameisfrankie Juts goes to show you, youtube is full of neo nazis.
GreendayversusU2 1 month ago
my plants ai~Aint growiin' raiyghtt! ♥
chrizter01 9 months ago 3
@huntallen00 calm down, you make it sound like we'll go to hell if we leave our houses. Open your mind.
mchamo12 9 months ago
@mchamo12 i've opened my soul for creater GOD and witness the gospel truth to many people as Christ commands all believers to do, according to Mark 16:15. this life is about what we do with the message of the bible more than anything, as we plan in this life for how were going to spend eternity. for instance id rather give money to the poor(storing eternal treasure in heaven) then gaining very expensive nice things in this world(where moth and rust destory/you cant take it with you after death)
huntallen00 9 months ago
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after death we all stand before our creator GOD to be judged of everything we done in this life. the rightious whom recieve Jesus Christ as there personal savior through repentance from sin will enter eternal paradise heaven. the ones whom remain in there sin, rejecting Christ will end up in eternal torment hell fire. as christians we are to witness this gospel truth to ALL creation to help win the lost soul.even here on youtube may be effective may to get the salvation message out to others
huntallen00 9 months ago
@huntallen00 cool story bro
LiqzZsource 9 months ago
hahaha, nice hat
ziomox 9 months ago
0:44 xD
DerEineDa96 10 months ago
the NY hat is awesome xDD
beazek 10 months ago
B. Ya ass didn't get drawn in
Z. You don't sound like Z.
and by the time Kanye came thru with the autotune - thats when you subconsciously decide this video was whack.
Carlokoz 11 months ago
hahahhah
discosphinx 11 months ago
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kanye is a douche
b264753178 1 year ago
gos kanye is a douche
b264753178 1 year ago
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thenoblequran (Ctrl+Enter)
die2022 1 year ago
-.- im a kanye hater and im a jay-z's new music hater
deadfire18 1 year ago
TYPE IN J-VEGAS, I AM THE UNSIGNED RAPPER ALIVE, THIS NOT A BULLSHIT POST.
jvegas2525 1 year ago
@jvegas2525 look at his name -.-
OKStudios 1 year ago
I'm confused
DeanGetYourWings 1 year ago
lol
snipersLock 1 year ago
hahahaha
candilion34 1 year ago
hahaha
ElectrodePro 1 year ago
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TheExtremeRocker456 1 year ago
@TheExtremeRocker456 You hate them, yet you let them become more popular on youtube? If you hate them, flag them for spam and dont paste them. Duh.
3dg4e 1 year ago
@TheExtremeRocker456 you're an idiot
TheGooBird 1 year ago
hahah
ElectrodePro 1 year ago
@TheExtremeRocker456 yes cause a headless legless boy can kill me?
zackman10 1 year ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS !!!!!
sims256 1 year ago
lol im in tears haah
MrJaybizl 1 year ago
Beyonce's exit xD
XxAlexEatsFoodxX 1 year ago
lol!
supagirl73 1 year ago
OMFG im the 112001st viewer!!!!!!1
mkdaisgory 1 year ago
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ATTENTION LINKIN PARK FANS
On January 31st (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "New Divide" in honor of the greatest rock band ever's glory. Let's give them the best present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give them what he deserves and what Justin Bieber does not deserve to have!
Copy and paste to all Linkin Park videos and all music videos, let's get this noticed quickly!
THUMBS THIS UP
LET'S GET THIS NOTICE
ohhigoor 1 year ago
@ohhigoor The best rock band ever? You have to be joking... That;s not rock, if you want rock listen to AC/DC or anything rock that was around during the 80's or before..
ruadhanderocker 1 year ago
@ohhigoor im reporting you as spam, because its a copy and paste thing, which will lead to many poeple commenting the same message on a vid.
mkdaisgory 1 year ago
Haha Kanye lol
Iwuvyoo27 1 year ago
lol hahahhaa
BarbaraMParis 1 year ago
Illuminati slaves
VelaToNorma7 1 year ago
CHEAH! BROOKLYN!
Didn't know Jay got tourrettes
MisterBankshot2 1 year ago
lol That was Great. 114 People Dont Know Funny.
LegitChinaPlate 1 year ago
My balls let go when it saw her single ladies walk-out... YeaoWzA!
lanceseidman 1 year ago
dumb ass shit! "Cheah?" Faq-off...
jestes2323 1 year ago
this was dumb.
MyNameIsErr 1 year ago
I love the NY detail on Jay-Z's hat.
GoldenPinkStar 1 year ago 3
When Beyonce walked away and that music played I laughed my ass off! XD
waynakhabibi 1 year ago 4
LOL, kanye's auto tune is nifty
hazairi 1 year ago
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TheReneGrenade 1 year ago
lol his hat
masteruniter 1 year ago
B. Ya ass did it again. CHEAH!!!! :)
Macbeth391 1 year ago 151
lolol good one :D
w00tmc 1 year ago
no i don't like
guerra1608 1 year ago
Ok...so when Beyonce dances off...she has one flat ass...wtf.
boladefuego326 1 year ago
oh i get it because a tree grows in Brooklyn
mikesholler27 1 year ago
great job on the voices!
raimiel23 1 year ago 3
i love this one!! xD
VictoriaSobocki 1 year ago
wat does he say from 0:30-0:33
quartermouth9 1 year ago
@quartermouth9 he said city its a pity half of yall wont make it
elhombrechocolate 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa that was so fuckin funny hahahahahahahahahahahaha
cunnah4444 1 year ago
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lol that just proves how much people (and plants) love beyonce's ass
Sailormars3222 1 year ago
Brooklyn Chea!
Shaunty121 1 year ago
B's ass makes stuff grow
wihlke 1 year ago
i thot that jayz sorta sounded like a cheap travolta rip off haha
nickkk420 1 year ago
SHEA BROOKLYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bertin786 1 year ago
The only thing I found funny was Kanye's voice but other than that this is sooo boring
CanadianSinna 1 year ago
wow, not even funny. kind of boring. I think you should stop making videos
SeattleStateOfMind 1 year ago
funnyish
blackhawksrule01 1 year ago
kanye wests voice is a big WIN :DDD
jdielaras 1 year ago 88
chea brooklyn!, lmao
JohnBrody23 1 year ago
this isnt even yours-.-
calibabay2 1 year ago
nice job i love it
nigahigacomments 1 year ago
damn dude ur vids r so good barly political like it and hes huge on u tube
robertp1998 1 year ago
HAHA ! SO FUNNY :)
Rachibabes10 1 year ago
why does beyonce sound country? lol
JamJamYea 1 year ago
@JamJamYea coz she's from texas
JohnBrody23 1 year ago
maybe he dig for the new york he made a song about
DrBamboocha 1 year ago 2
haha beyonce's walk XD
XxItsAngelxX 1 year ago
you make Jay-z looks good here
uoxouyukie 1 year ago
lmao . kanye west auto tune xD
MrSukahatiaku 1 year ago
Jay-Z jest masonem
MareckiPL100 1 year ago
lmaooo
Conjulo 1 year ago
lol, cept j-z has no talent and his voice is bad and lyrics are wack -.- I admit a few are okay though kind of
Xeronith 1 year ago
jay zaaa in aaa gardon
football2259536 1 year ago
Hahahaha "B, yur ass did it Again" xD
RetroxFlash35 1 year ago 4
There's a message here.
blackman666ful 1 year ago
o__o''
iLuvPros 1 year ago
lol
TrickSnailG 1 year ago
hahahahaa
NZTA80 1 year ago
i got funny video thn thz Ust click on my username
Blackboii2001 1 year ago
And this is actually viewed about millions of times by people on Lockerz.
0arkthompson0 1 year ago
u stole this
LilPani13 1 year ago
kanye has a pink cellphone.... xD
7Ronaldo7Impression 1 year ago 5
your ass did it again
abj2damax 1 year ago
cityisapityhalfya'll-won't-make-it
iamhassword 1 year ago
Beyonce's ass kinda flat tho .. lol
ChancesAre181 1 year ago
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amamapipio This isnt fake apparantley
if u copy and paste this to ten people in the next ten minutes u
will have the best day of ur life tomorrow u will either get kissed
or asked out if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in
ur room tonight in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry
or i wanna go out with you
idbehave 1 year ago
Boring!!
quixgofar 1 year ago
LMFAO !!
Xxcutex 1 year ago
LMFAO !!
Xxcutex 1 year ago
Ha Ha! freaknik! funny as hell!
volkswagenlovertx 1 year ago
0:45he sounds like the ghost from freaknik the musical
gameman201 1 year ago
why dont u buy this stuff at whole foods...or buy whole foods
nightcrawler998 1 year ago
u myxed t-pain nd kanye up
lucario0 1 year ago
hahaha
amaneal 1 year ago
Mike Antonucci I like how you stole Jeff Loveness' ideafor Iron Man 2 thats sooooooo gangsta!
IconMatthew1 1 year ago
Thats kanye and hes on auto tune.. I liked it
lemmeseedisonce 1 year ago 124
@lemmeseedisonce
iLuvPros 1 year ago
Why does T-Pain look like Kanye? lol
kromen10 1 year ago
I think you mean why does Kanye look like T-Pain. lol
stupidbobby275 1 year ago
Kanye sounds more like tpain than he looks like him
wesleysolmon 1 year ago
@wesleysolmon yeah very true
stupidbobby275 1 year ago
and i watched it again. and its still funny..
lol
mrblackout2000 1 year ago
lol
coutinho2010 1 year ago
this could actually have been funnier....felt too rushed! :|
sealord2k1 1 year ago 2
piece of uncreative shit sorry
Dracon600 1 year ago
this is so awesome
sushisroxmysox 1 year ago
lol
RomireVids 1 year ago
lol sound just like Jay Z
jospke 1 year ago 3
Kanyeee(L).
HWLKbaby 1 year ago
ahaha
Enclave12 1 year ago
lol eletric voice
snaphappy7530 1 year ago
@snaphappy7530
haha yees iits so great!!
mundosayu 1 year ago
Not funny at all. Just sort of awkward.
uvi517 1 year ago
Very Homo
ThrowItUpEnt 1 year ago
i kinda chuckled. its kinda like a comic strip. like "ohh huh, that was kinda funny. ha."
miglior57 1 year ago
This was stupid but has potential
aztecprime 1 year ago 2
come on, what is this?
CrazyCollie123 1 year ago
why does beyonce's booty look flat on here...LOL
NeYobabymama10 1 year ago
The pads weren't included.
Reqrezentin 1 year ago
this was stupid, but funny =).
visceraldragon 1 year ago
LOL i don't know how many times i'v watched this..
but its still funny as hell..
mrblackout2000 1 year ago
.................. ?
mzeggett 1 year ago
i didnt know jay-z sounds like Sylvester Stallone from the hood, the kanye voice was funny though
SadistRip 1 year ago
not funny.
allypot 1 year ago
This wasn't funny
sunlightstars 1 year ago
LAME!
eb2brezzy 1 year ago
haven't watched yet but also FAKE & GAY :))))
ajokurvanyad 1 year ago
funny as hell. do more. cheah!!
lowell191 1 year ago 54
they totally just confused t-pain with kanye west... this art is terrible and beyonce looks more like old j-lo with rashida jones' voice. faaaaiiiiil.
HazeyJane29 1 year ago
I found this enjoyable.
watcherthatboxer 1 year ago
This was horrible...
geminielf7 1 year ago 3
LOL
TheNewYorkPete 1 year ago
meh
raza302 1 year ago
added to Favorite ..
xxx a+++++=
mrblackout2000 1 year ago
I laughed my ass off .
where do you come up with this..
make more.
mrblackout2000 1 year ago
Funny as hell, you should make a series, it would be a hit "CHEAH BROOKLYN!"
Aldridge517 1 year ago
That shit sucked.
TheGleviathan 1 year ago
lol nice one, some obvious stuff like kanye who (sadly) went t-pain after his good years
TimeBreaker1987 1 year ago
love the random Brooklyn shout out
danielgirotto 1 year ago
Good Ish Mike!!!!
side note: You gotta work on Beyonce's Booty. Its nice & Round but, other than that GOOD ISH!!!
Smittie69 1 year ago
The fuck was that...he didn't even say "It's ya boy!" ...fail
xtremegt2 1 year ago
sound is way off
ace1800 1 year ago
that was funny as hell
ilyasxx96 1 year ago