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  • Isnt that chick on butterfly effect??

  • is that his real hair

  • 0:25, the best.

  • 7th-november - 2011 and I'm still laughing at this xD

  • looks like a fairy blew a load on ur face

  • can I be on team Edward&Jacob, I'd rather see them humping than with that anorexic looking clinically depressed Bella.

  • Love Your Eyes <3

  • i agree hes the boos

  • OMG the first casting director is the latest Meg from Supernatural!

  • why is rachel so hot?

  • @xN00BsNip3rx Google it.

  • I love how this is an accurate portrayal of typical Twilight fans. xD

  • Give this man an Oscar NOW!!!

  • are you sherioush?

  • Awesome, byut I couldn't help notice the blondes legs...:)

  • None of your videos are available on mobile gggrrrr

  • Yeah eric is awweessoommee

  • no offence but r u gay

  • @isisstar96 Acting?

  • @isisstar96 Lol why do people say no offence when it offends them hehe!

  • is his mohawk real???

  • @TheMenichetti theres the things called Wing and Glue :P

  • i mean WIG!

  • whats the beginning song?

  • Aaron is da fucking beast :DD

  • did he use pink carpet for his mohawk?

  • Hey!!! Isnt that the girl from the movie "Bully"........

  • @RicoLove954 yeah i was shocked too hahaha

  • FUCK his teeth are so perfect, i cant even look at his glitterface when hes talking DDD:

  • 0:09 -Reminds me of Ke$ha drunk walking...

  • OMG i almost cried from laughing @ the end

  • i wld watch new moon if u were in it

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • red dye on your collar of your shirt because you spray painted your mohawk..nice you kinda remind me of prince in that outfit...lol

  • omg 2:02 - 2:16 EPIC LOL

    I laughed for like 10 minutes

  • I could of swarn I saw that chick in a Porno on PornHub... I did masturbate to it and I do remember her face!

  • like reckless torture xD

  • god i wanna fuck lindsey!

  • if you look closely u can see that it looks like he's got pink eye or some eye infection

  • i think ive seen this guy b4.... like in person lol

  • i honestly lol'ed during the whole video

  • HIS FACE! GODDAMMIT!

  • @1mS0Bored rwj tahat guy is too beast

  • Gutdamnn this guy's so got white teeths

  • his eithere the weirdest person in the or he doesn't have a life

    FREAK

  • @nilbhoor OR he does this for fun and probably makes money.

  • LOL he looks like prince

  • 0:39 pink mark

  • gotta admit he has some nice teeth

  • o_o...

  • 0:23 lindsay has some nice legs

  • lol your face looks like a snow globe gizzed on your face HAHAHAHAHA

  • wow dude, you are pretty fucking good actor. kudos

  • hes good.

  • okay, this wuz funny til he got home and started flippin out...dude wuz hilarious the rest of the time tho!

  • i watched this only because, I hoped he wouldn't get the part.

  • THAT ASS!!!!!!

  • Seriously this guy is a fucking master :) someone needs to give him a hollywood contract asap xD

  • @Excistence13 i agree he is the boos

  • @Excistence13 he dont need hollywood------ hollywood needs him...thumbs up!

  • This guy is hilarious!

  • Prince's Long Lost Cousin!! lol

  • Epic trainspotting soundtrack.

  • He is amazing. This brunet girl who opens the door is Macaulay Culkin ex wife?

  • Guy is fcuking hilarious!!

  • Lmao, he makes me laugh everytime!

  • Not to be rude or anything but are you gay?

  • 2:20

  • this guy has the most amazing teeth i have ever seen.

  • They should really make a RecklessTortuga-produced motion picture... Half the junk I see at cinemas and on T.V. don't compare with these godlike sketches of RT! Plus it has ERIC PUMPHREY!

  • 2:04 to 2:15 made me laugh my but off

  • lmao

    

  • Doesn't his character remind you a bit of Zoo Lander???

  • best one so far

  • belllllaaaaaaa!!!

  • 0maya01 well yeah the somehow white something that flew to his back. cool

  • @Mcstroke57 amagine if you could spell imagine right. lol.

  • Hey look, it´s fucking Prince!

  • press 9 to see him almost in tears :P

  • press 3 to see demon and press 7 to see demon scream.

  • Did anybody see that thing that flew past him when he went to the window? :o

  • 1:47 lmao

  • He should have been in the movie "Vampires Suck"

  • press 6 over and over again

  • Rachel Miner can get it.

  • oh howww fun!

  • if your such a big twilight fan you should at least pick the right team JACOB

  • HP beats Twilight any day of th week, hands down!

  • keep pressing 2 and 9

  • ... how tall are you?

  • keep pressing 3, keep pressing 4 (camera handjob) and keep presing 5...

  • Lol the WoW nerd auditioned for the play.

  • this guys is crazy funny ass fuck lmao jaja

  • VAMPIRES SUCK

    ALL THE WAY

  • Fabian's swag is on a million for the first 30 seconds of this video

  • Where did he hide the apple...?

  • wtf was that at 2.35???????

  • COD vids are better Tortuga!

  • this guy should have his own show!!!!!!!

  • @MOUSEDA Does the Online gamer not count??

  • i can do it and i dont smoke. Rhe chick in the purples hot

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  • @idazeo I haven't ever smoked, and I can easily do that.

  • @idazeo It might be more difficult if it was like... 15 videos?

  • The glitter! ROFLMAO!!

  • Bring back twilight fan..Fabian!

  • @CommentAccountOnly1

    why was it removed?

  • @DeFiAnCeIzFoRtOlD

    I would like to know too..These videos were the best...

  • epic black guy is epic.

  • I am SOO glad this is a joke. lol

  • imagine this guy auditioning on american idol lol

  • 1'd watch that sh1t 1f he starred. : )

  • HE LOOK LIKE PRINCE LOL N HIS STRETCHY PANTS

  • Did Edward Cullen jizz all over his face?

  • "after everything i've done to you BellaaaAaaaaaAAaaaa" OMG what a psycho ! lol this made my day :P

  • eric pumphrey is the best actor

  • Hahahahahaahahahaahahaaaahahaa­hah LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLMUAHAH­AHHASPAHAHAA

  • 2 perfect 2 b true

  • haha awesome xD

  • Accurate depiction of your average Twilight fan.

  • he would get the role by default just by being so flamboyant.

  • qwhy is that warlock dude trying out for twilight hez into world of warcraft!!(online gamer series)

  • 0:00-0:07 looks like something from a Prince music video

  • he looks like a pirate

  • Beeeellllllaaaaaa! {:

  • eww, looks like someone jizz on a drag queen.

  • LMAO at 2:40

  • Twilight are copiers 

  • fucken gay guy!!!!!!!!!!

  • @megakickbutt123

    you do know hes acting right? -______-

  • @NintendoNads loool.. 

  • @KweerKrewProductions Thats because you have a shity computer

  • HHAHAHA,I LIKE UR STYLE

  • i wonder what twilight would have been like if edward was black

  • fuck u toyota

  • he really should get rid of that jizz on his face

  • lool

  • he looks like prince LMAO

  • JUST TELL ME YOU LOOVEEE MEE AAERGARHJGJARHJAGRKLGAERHG,LAG­U

  • i think the girl in the blue looks like victoria justice.

  • Click here to skip the ads 0:01

  • You remind me of Fred. Someone speed this up and there would be no difference.

  • wasnt the girl in the blue in supernatural? i think so. either way nice rack

  • AAAAAH SOOO EMBARASSING!!

    even if its just a sketch

  • his mowhawk looks like a strip of carpet

  • @jlb328 lmaooo

  • fail

  • this guy is my favorite

  • 0:03 DICK BULGE

  • I think this series comes in a close second to online gamer

  • lmao this guy came in daisy dukes

  • on the right: Wow-player

  • I would tear the girl in blues pussy up!

  • He couldnt do it any better, i love his clawing vampy audition poses

  • YOU ARE GENIOUS!

  • love it!!!

  • amagine him playing the lead role instead of the fag edward seriously it would be the movie of the year no of the freakin CENTURY xD

  • @Mcstroke57

    he'd win an oscar

  • @Mcstroke57 imagine is spelled with an i

  • @Mcstroke57 Yeah definetely edward is a fag...Your probably one of those trolls who haven't even seen 1 minute of the film fuck off

  • " i wiped it off, cause im inside anyway" lol

  • @username11160 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDDD *HIGH FIVE***

  • do they really sparkle in Twilight!?

    Another reason why its a fairy movie... >.>

  • @LoLchilled09 yes in sunlight..........its gay

  • OMg she's from supernatural

  • He sounded like the Smoker from Left 4 Dead.

  • people who sparkle aren't vampires there fags

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • the chick in the blue looks like she could be sasha grey's younger sister or cousin

  • @namyalus4 or Jenna Haze lol!

  • @namyalus4

    Fuck, she does look like her a little!

  • LOL 1:50

  • I would ACTUALLY watch Twilight if he was in it :) nah for like 5 minutes... 

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  • This is so good. XD

  • Nice legs Lindsey baby

  • He has no ass... My heart is broken

  • God I love those brown boots.

  • -_-

  • WEDDA OOH NOTT U CAN STILL LUV MEEEEEE