Holiday E-Card #2 with Jeff & Achmed

[lax4eva97]

hahahah....thats awsum

[FastReader1962]

I don't get it

[ARTmeg101]

@FastReader1962 neither do i XD

[yugoxgc]

@FastReader1962 hanuka is juish, achmed is muslim thats the joke

[taifhamid1]

@FastReader1962 Hunnikah is a jews holyday ( i guess) and achmed ( al-qayda) hate Jews *_^

[modano1302]

he looks like ther profet muhammed

[lloris44]

@modano1302 LEARN HOW TO SPELL "PROPHET" YOU IDIOT!

AND NO,HE LOOKS MORE LIKE YOURE MOM

[bigmjlover1958]

XD

[TheEpicDarien98]

Jeff= First I say merry christmas.

Achmed= then I sa... Really

Jeff= ya

Achmed= happy Hanukkah!?

[fabiodej]

NOW COUNT 11 JERKS

[TheTK513]

@maykay, Achmed isn't Muslim. If you saw Controlled Chaos you'd find out he was Catholic.

[1AceMoneyMaker]

@TheTK513 and buddist, and sientologist, and capricorn

[FlamingKiller]

@TheTK513 and Methodist,Bhuddist, and Baptist, and Capricorn.

[luvkiwi88]

@subremeara915 I am Muslim and I don't hate Jews

[baceball7666]

Can't stop laughing and it's Ben 10 minute

[misspopmusic42]

Hilarious!!

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Screwed up, your mouth was moving for a second.

[angelchica1492]

haha i was at that show!!!

[ombreaamber]

dont read this because it actually works.you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life.tommorow will be thebest day of your life.however if you do not post this comment to at least three videos you will die within two days.now youve started reading this so dont stop.this is so scary.put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when your done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters.this is so scary cause it actually works.

[zombeymonkeys]

you sure about this :l ..... happy Hanukah hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahah

[grezie1002]

lol

[brandonator202]

What happened to Jeff?! I haven't seen any new shows in a long time!

[ShadowLady247]

Me: *Laughs* I don't get it...

[GhaMMerz]

@ShadowLady247 Achmed says "Happy Hanukka" it like a greeting for Jews.. and I think achmed dont like jews i dunno but that what he said "Happy Hanukka"

[gumble1111]

@GhaMMerz

yes and he wants us to keep silence..otherwise he´s gonna kill us...LOL

[maykay210]

@ShadowLady247 achmed mulism+he say something jewish+he dont like jewish peeps=that joke

or more simply

muslim+jews=BOOM!(the sucide bombers or achmed running into the crowd of jews)

[sepths]

I've been watching this for ages now..and that awkward smile at the end always get to me

[JustinBlottin]

"Happy Hanukka"

LOL!

[chatone79]

what he says??

[Alexdrama7]

i dont get it

[Denisewashere1]

thats jank 

[godzilla17151]

What did he say?



[Mr791990]

The Chhun important Haolto Tsttiao Islam will not because Islam is the religion of truth and terror is to you Iaamrica Ahzarh Atarej Sawa you and kill innocent people You are a disgrace to human beings and the dead are disgusting Trqson

[mavericklemieux]

Jeff Dunham

Achmed: I hate to tell Bin Laden that there's no 72 virgins to greet him... Just me.

[turkiye33]

how would achmed reacts ehrn he hears osama is dead?

[aceFX1126]

@turkiye33 he'd say: 'curse he is, he's my neighbor'

[turkiye33]

@aceFX1126 hahaha nice 1

[jacksteraz]

OMG DUDE MAY 2nd 2011 REMEMBER THAT DAY BECAUSE BIN LANEN IS NOW DEAD im not kiding he was killed yester day so YAY

[DaShikaShake]

@jacksteraz Today is May 2nd, he was killed yesterday which is May 1st. SO REMEMBER THE 1ST!!!

[ruchamie]

PEOPLE STOP BEING SO DUMB!!!! This was just a joke, Jews, Christians, and muslims can live peacefully if we didn't fight or hate each other!!!!!

[trellasmall]

the very best vantriliquist ever known to man

[AnimeGirl1723]

Jeff: Achmed

Achemed: Yes

Jeff: We're supposed to do some holiday greetings

Achmed: Oh, good!

Jeff: I have it right here. I'm supposed to say Merry Christmas.

Achemed: Yes and I'm supposed to say...Are you sure about this?

Jeff: Yes

Achmed: Happy Hanukkah.

LOL, RUGRATS!! :P

[bobbywilliams1965]

I went to his show in charleston wv was that where he was?

[mysticmew8]

happy  monaca

[TheProffecte]

What the hell seraptorxxx!!? What hitler did was totally stupid! Everyone deserves to live.. Hitler was a piece of shit.

[whitelair4ever]

@seraptorxxx Hell yeah, that shit fuckin true. Nobody likes them damn jews, they need to stop fuckin each other so they are extinct!

[seraptorxxx]

@whitelair4ever haha

[whitelair4ever]

@seraptorxxx lol thanks

[NintendoFan0505]

@seraptorxxx That's a joke, right? -.-'

[roboguy75]

4 terrorists disliked this video

[metroidDD5]

I dont get it...

[dana0love0DARK]

@metroidDD5 achmed doesnt like jews



[roboguy75]

@dana0love0DARK so achmed is like Hitler, cause he hated jews too?

[robby2289]

SILENCE night :D xD!

[StandardVideoTech]

Honica?

[Back7A7Tan]

@StandardVideoTech the jewish christmas. Hanukkah!

[88kiwikeys13]

this is great

[TanaelLoki]

for a second, I though achmed said "Happy holocaust" at the end O.O

[slipsen92]

excuse me but.. why is this offensive to muslims? happy hannukah? please explain to me =) ty

[Imperial5555]

@slipsen92 Muslims hate Jews with a immeasurable passion

[Devilishification]

@Imperial5555 hmm i think ur mistaken am a muslim and i dont hate jews

u dont see me swearing on every jew i see

so please do some research before saying stuff like that

i and alot more muslims consider jews humans like every other human

i have known jews i have lived with some nothing went wrong with that

^_^ ..

[Imperial5555]

@Devilishification i know this i have some friends who are muslim he's making fun of the radicals who want to kill them.. all

[usagi18]

@slipsen92

There's been an eternal rivalry between Muslims and Jews

[SailorStarShadow]

I love their faces at the end. XD just awesome.

[justsomewammyskid]

:has just died laughing:

[68reyray]

Now thats FUNNY ! My side hurts !!

[pokesonicddrninja]

oh god, their faces were epic

[MasYMenos13]

4 muslim terrorists watched this video

[sharppointy1]

And Chappy Chanukah to YOU Achmed! Silence! I will KEEL you!!!

[XUSMConeshotX]

4 jews clicked dislike

[megakofffing365]

@XUSMConeshotX heyyyyy...athsole im an jewishss..

[TheBemler]

What the FUCK is poliosis!?

[mikeluvluc]

@TheBemler poliosis is nothing... its the joke.....

[haygirl656]

lol

[ziomhom87]

Oh come on people! All what can you say about him is "you're racist"?! Come on, his funny! I think you don't understand his sense of humor!

You're great!

[usagi18]

@ziomhom87

No... we say "you racist bastard!!" hehehhehe

[ummmkewler]

audio is off

[Sunshinemusikbox]

Achmed & Friends - Jeff Dunham

( - ) > ( ö ) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

[PeterRubens]

silence!! i kill you!! =)))

[nickpengu]

You racist bastard LOL

[tmacrayz]

what about kwanzaa...racist

[naga0nevets]

@tmacrayz look at # 6 whiner... you're racist for singling it out by the way...

[32o4]

i'm supposed to say merry christmas. yes. and i'm supposted to say... Wait, are you sure? *soft whyspering voice* Happy haunaka

[AirMadskillz]

lolcats

[thejackers7]

@Thrawn83 actually that was just the vid. And it really wasnt funny. FAIL

[Thrawn83]

@thejackers7 Hey guess what! Humor is relative! I found it funny. It made it funnier for me. So, yeah, not a FAIL. Deal with it.

[Thrawn83]

My computer just made this video so much funnier. The video and audio weren't in sync. Jeff looked like a bad ventriloquist dummy.

:-D

[Boogawes]

Thanks for making Achmed be civil, Jeff. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, etc. :)

[patricijan42]

Have seen Jeff and gang 6 times.  Would go 600 more times if at was possible

[reptile8o9]

C'mon please put some long videos (no hoemo)

[romanticprincess8888]

i don't get it...can someone explain?

[bshan94]

@romanticprincess8888 because he is a muslim terrirest and bombed the jewish so its akward saying happy holidays to the people he was supposed to kill

[andrewgelbman]

This is offensive to Muslim terrorists everywhere.... Actually, it's hysterical!!

[IHateSchoolPeople]

@andrewgelbman yeah sure! because terrorists are subscribed to Jeff Dunham!

[paula0211]

@andrewgelbman: its not offensive to terrorists..they deserve to be the topic of embarassment, however if he claimed that achmed is a muslim then that'll be the only time it will taken as an offense. but his made in china so its all cool

[mollysangelique]

@andrewgelbman what you making scenseyour hystericall

[YuGiOhFanNumberOne]

@andrewgelbman what did he say

[YuGiOhFanNumberOne]

@andrewgelbman and it is better that he gave him stuff to read off of or else he might say new years day will be fun for us terrerist to i wounder what happens to the nation when the white house becomes nothing more than a mushroom cloud and rubble

[cbcgirlxxx]

aw man, achmed is the coolest person (well, plastic, dead, muslim suicide bomber terrorist) that i have ever seen in my whole life!!!

[prassykes]

hehe,. :D

[AngelManson1]

Achmed is my favorite  =D

[Love4Music94]

Lol happy holidays.:P

[HeatherChristineCnet]

EXTREME LIKE

PLEASE COME BACK TO JONESBORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reelburke]

XD Oh my god... Epic win!!!!!

[KarlaJackson1]

XD :D i love achmed XD

[pivotmasterDM1]

that really...rustled my jimmies.

[buffyslayer30]

funny as hell.

[jasonix5]

what achmed is saying :S

[JSDominos]

@jasonix5 Happy Hanukah, it's the Jewish christmas, sorta.

[jasonix5]

@JSDominos thanks dude ;]

[BallyBoy27]

i love achmed

[Xaviersama016]

You rock man !

[blueman4444444]

hahahaha Yeap its the silly season alright ;)

[FireDragonZAG]

i cant bear the irony

[KingOfNynex2003]

Hi Jeff, love Achmed and I hope you come back to Vancouver to do another show because last time you came here by the time I found out you were coming the show was pretty much sold out.

[giladsinger]

LOL sorry Achmed, you just missed it - Hanukkah is over!

[thaBoooooogerMan]

JEFF WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!

havent seen you on comedy central, your shows cancelled for all i know, and there hasn't been any new gigs or shows posted anywhere..

your off the fuckin radar man!

[kennytheamazing]

@thaBoooooogerMan In april he's coming to belgium, yay !

[LittleFlanaganVampir]

love it completely

[fridaynightovernight]

this was another good one Merry Christmas

[Majin93Force95]

what did hi just sad? :D

[kergovan]

lol omg can I like this more than once?!!!

[Kuutamo13]

Happy chanukkah xD! 

[BodieCreech]

I'm gonna see him live in Colorado Springs in March can't wait!!!! :D :D :D

[HOLWAGERKARAOKE]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[chlorophylfactor]

Merry Christmas!

[Bassdaddy404]

LMAO! GREAT!

[mrsjeffdunham]

love love love them

[tazolson]

audio messed up.

[animaniac126]

@tazolson yeah...not the best thing to happen to a video of a vantriliquist...is it?

[biguy617]

SILENCE!! i KILL YOU!!

[hokage451]

FINALLY!!!

[Padfoot74]

XDDDD OMG Thats hilarious!!!!!

[matthewguan10]

thank you all for explaining it to me. I didn't know achmed was muslim. It must have been a while since Jeff submitted a video!

[DnBVooDooDNA]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[DoctahV7]

Woo! I was there! He was amazing! <3

[matthewguan10]

Can someone explain to me? I don't get it...

[tall5001]

@matthewguan10 its achmed saying happy hanukkah and its ironic because he is muslim duh what is there not to get?

[Zeferint]

@matthewguan10 Well, you see, theres this country Israel, and another country Pakistan...and they don't really get along too well.

[XxiTZxKiM0ZxX]

@matthewguan10 The muslims in Palestine don't have a great relationship with their Jewish neighbors in Israel. (Palestine = Terrorists)

[b1sh0p101]

@matthewguan10 hanukkah is a jewish holiday. muslim extremists HATE jews and deny the holocaust and teach some nasty stuff about jews.

[iTwenStudio]

that so sweet when you see 2 Dislikes!

[o2me2]

Thumbs up. Happy Holidays . You bring so much happiness to so many people. Thank you.

[Tjs964]

The sound isn't good. Sounded like they were in a tunnel. But the dialogue is funny.

[river3782]

now thats funny

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[MrDisneyCats]

1 person was laughing so hard they clicked the wrong button

[mosquewatcher]

Achmed ! lol

[firefox44444]

lol poor achmed his face is so funny lol

[MD2389]

lol, the look on Achmed's face...epic!

[halla369]

thats so awsome! can't stop laughing!

[IxYamikoxA]

How can anyone not get this XD lovey~

[SmashLiXs]

hanukah was last week (well it ended last tuesday)

[johndinbo]

im asking for jeff dunham tickets for christmas

[SweeterThanKisses]

merry xmas jeff

[thunderhayes]

Awkward.

[donaldlolwut]

...I don't get it.

[angelmaxxx]

@donaldlolwut  Achmed is from Israel (i assume) and they have a long going beef with jewish people.

[tomman222]

@angelmaxxx Irael has a beef with Jews? Thats why they have the STAR OF FRICKEN DAVID ON THEIR FLAG!!!!

I think you mean Palastine.

[CassieWinslowFan]

@tomman222 Bahahahah!!!! XD Pwn!

[DontKillFingers]

@donaldlolwut you must be an american then??:P

or just not that fast... same thing anyways

[CassieWinslowFan]

@DontKillFingers I'm American, and understood. :)

[Sillyzombie666]

@DontKillFingers ya those people in Denmark are pretty stupid as well

[AndrewMcWeatherwax]

@donaldlolwut honika is for jews. achmed just like all the other terrorists hate jews

[CarlosResidentEvil]

hahahahaha Omggggggggg :D

[octabunge]

WOW, Jeff now makes it look like he's not on sync oh wait :P