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  • i love the small piece of fretboard in between the sound hole and the bridge.

  • jag jag jag hahaaaaaaa

  • too freakin funny!

  • lmao, DMB has gotten a little rusty lately

  • I've seen this vid like 100 times and it's still fucking HILARIOUS.

  • hahahaha this is awesome and i'm a huge dave fan.

    dont drink the water dont drink the water hahahahha

  • Honest to God, this video is great for a laugh at any time.

  • haha!not bad! it actually sounds like dave!

  • Hahahaha. I'm a huge Dave fan, but this is some funny stuff. If you're a DMB fan, you have to appreciate this at least a little bit.

  • It's Bill Cosby meets Dave Matthews. Hilarious.

  • i lol'd

  • bwhaha i saw this vid when the viewers were still like 10.000 something..still funny the way it is!

  • at first i was mad..

    but this is absolutely hilarious

    i love you dave.

  • "I only just found out recently that i looked like this when i sing [makes a face] thats a bummer man. I wish i looked like one of the guys from Oasis when they sing, they're all smooth lookin' like they dont care. I'm up here lookin like im takin a... can you say steamer on the air?" - Dave Matthews (Storytellers)

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  • i like the band but this is funny lol

  • Dave isn't this bad people. I bet the people that dis him probably are caught listening to dmb every once in a while

  • hahahahahhaha. priceless.

  • pretty funny "jibba jabba". lol.

  • umm... this is VERY rude!!! Dave is amazing and does not sound like this.... not even close actully!!!! your probably just jealous that you can't sing like him!

  • its people like you that give real dave fans like me a bad name. i thought this was hilarious. Dave isnt God for chrissakes.

  • you blow

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  • funny vid. but i think its funny wait no annoying how any one who is a fan of DMB always has to say they LOVE them or are the BIGGEST fan ever; when in doubt that just annoys the shit out of me because i too am a fan but i have no need to flaunt my passion for the band

  • i quote daniel tosh:

    "The Dave Matthews Band sucks. If that offends you, you are what's wrong with this country. Just because someone had difference in opinion from you, you took it as a personal attack... instead trying to tackle the bigger issue...why do I listen to SHITTY music?"

    DMB is ok, but a bit overrated by the high school crowd i'd say

  • Yeah, because Daniel Tosh is TOTALLY the guy to go to for music critiques.

  • haha i love this...if u like dmb and u dont find this at least moderately funny then ur taking things too seriously

  • Yes! I'm wetting my jockeys!

  • Didn't expect that!!! Very funny!

  • The only thing I dislike about this parody is that, because I favorited it, youtube now occassionally suggests DMB videos for me.

  • sounds like an FML story lol

  • OMG!!!!!! LMAO! I'm the biggest DMB fan ever and this is funny,but if u havent seen them in concert u need too, its not anywhere near this.

  • Funny thing is...DMB preaches freedom and love for one another...and their fans here on this board seem to be throwing a lot of hate towards people who don't agree with them...

    Funny how that works.

  • funniest shit i ever saw

  • I Love Dave Matthews but this is really funny. This is how he sounds alot

  • FUCK U! DMB is the best band ever! u can kiss my ass right in the middle for all i care! If you think they're so stuipid and retarted let's see you make something better asshole!

  • You are dumb as hell this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen this is an amazing band, you just dont have the brains to understand what he saying...you should rot in hell

  • This is hilarious

  • this is retarded

  • lol humm

  • lick my hairy balls filmtress.

  • karatefool, YOu didn't put post this vid, why the HELL are you responding to me, jerk!  Go do your stretches, stoopid and get that ugly channel down!

  • thank u!

  • lololololol

  • Wow that's great...

  • fuck you

  • Fuckin´funny, man! And I´m a bigfun of DM.

  • dont drink beeer beerr beerrr. funny stuff. But you gotta admit dave is the man.

  • LOL!!!!!! (and i worship Dave Matthews)

  • I'm a huge fan of DMB but that cracked me up, wasn't what I was expecting when it said Dave Matthews Live!!! Stupidity and genius at its best, love it! xx

  • Im a huge dmb fan and that was fucking hilarious haha

  • lol

  • this is super fucking funny

  • why do people get so worked up over videos? get the fuck over it!

  • that was probably one of the dumbest things ive ever seen if you hav nothing better to do then sit around and make shitty videos making fun of someone then you seriously should get a NEW hobby

  • Said the man making time to comment on such a video

  • hah dont drink the water

  • i love DMB, but this video is just halarious

  • hahaha, You suck Dave

  • hey AdmiralChase...

    .... FUCK YOU AND YO MAMA!

  • I think DMB is one of the best bands in the world, and this was quite funny.

  • your a fuckin douche for makin fun of him

  • you're a fucking douche for having no sense of humor.

  • lol im a huge dave matthews fan and thats just funny cuz of how ridiculous it is

  • Nice job. I love how you captured the essence of his lyrics as well and DM's intense singing style. Beautiful.

  • FUCK you for making fun of dave!

  • I love DMB, but that was kind of funny... I think because I really didn't expect it. It's also wonderful that we have the right to say what we feel. So, thanks for all the comments, however misspelled and colorful...

  • The haunting mating call emanating from every illegally-parked rustbucket jeep on the West Coast.

  • thats funny

  • Calm down for a bit, hop off dave's cock for a moment. You're making them sound like they're Meshuggah or something, which they aren't.

    Which is fine because I hate Meshuggah.

  • Music 101: Polyrhythms = pretentiousness

  • Exactly! He sounds just like Bill Cosby!

    I've hated this band ever since I first heard them on the radio. They're so trendy and preppy it kills me to listen to them.

    I can't believe that douche Dave Matthews made a high school student drop out to be in his shitstain of a band.

  • The funny thing about this is it's exactly what this shitty song sounds like.

  • Hahahaha I love how all these bros are freaking out. So pathetic they can't even take a simplejoke.

    What you gonna do now Bros???? YA I just went there hahaha.

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • I play the flute. I just farted into it. I just showed you TWICE the talent of DMB right there.

  • Lol pretentious much?

    How cute, you think you're better than people who don't like your favorite shit band.

    Yeah, you have fun with that.

  • OH WOW. If you're going to act like you're better, smarter, or have more "sophisticated" taste than someone else, you should at least learn to FUCKING TYPE PROPERLY.

    You need to go back to sped school kid.

  • Dude, I HATE pop music. You know that DMB is considered pop, right? I hate all music on the radio. I listen to something a little more technical than your silly radio dribble. It's called metal. And no, I don't mean death metal. That's stupid and boring. I mean like technical death metal. Solos that would burn your fucking face off that are a hell of a lot more technical than this shit. You ever heard of "harmonic minor" and "sweeping"? I don't hear that ANYWHERE in DMB.

  • Half of your comment doesn't even make sense. I just proved that DMB isn't technical and that metal is. You go back to whacking off to Hendrix now.

  • "Lol pretentious much?

    How cute, you think you're better than people who don't like your favorite shit band.

    Yeah, you have fun with that."

    Quoted in the interest of fair criticism.

  • I didn't mention any favorite band of mine, so comment is irrelevant.

  • You expressed an unwarranted sense of superiority and a exhibited condescension toward another over something as trivial as musical tastes.

    Comment is highly relevant. Jist is solid. No grasping at straws.

  • I don't care if people like metal or not. I just know that anyone who thinks that DMB is "progressive" is a complete douchebag prep trying to make themselves feel better.

    I've always hated people who specifically like DMB. Not metal, DMB. Big difference.

  • No, but you're comfortable letting your preference for metal turn you into an elitist douche of an equal and opposite silliness.

    "Not metal, DMB. Big difference."

    Erk, I know. What have I said that indicated otherwise?

  • I don't just like metal. I like alternative, classical, classic rock, industrial, and ambient. I have no preference.

    What I mean was I don't care if people don't like metal. What I care about is people who think that DMB is the most progressive thing since the creation of rock 'n' roll.

  • What's so technical about Dave matthews band?

  • CANT....STOP....LAUGHING!!!!

  • Dave Matthews is one of the biggest names in showbiz, he's pretty much a household name. It's alright if you don't like their music, you have to have some kind of an intellect to appreciate it, which you obviously don't.  all this aside, this video was actually fucking hillarious. and you're right. there are points where if you don't know the lyrics you're thinking...... what the fuck is he saying?

  • Beautiful!

  • stupid sucker whoever made this Video..stupid ignorant..must be reeeally jealous

    FUCK YOU!

  • DMB is my absolute favorite band and I saw this like 3 years ago and it STILL cracks me the hell up. Anyone that has been to his shows KNOWS there's those moments of "what the hell did he just say?" This is funny. Lighten up fans. You don't have to get offended by something like this to prove your fanhood lol. Chill out. BTW, I'm going to the show tomorrow and I'm stoked.

  • oh my god he's like james brown you cant understand what he's saying half the time but I still love him.

  • Thank God someone finally found a unedited track of the dave matthews band!!

  • Dave probably doesnt care..he's the one with the millions of fans and millions of dollars, and one person who doesnt get the music isn't gonna bother him

  • I wish this existed back in 2001

  • whoever made this is a fucking fag

  • Good thing you made a youtube account for the sole purpose of making that comment. Your obvious pro Dave Matthews Band bias probably makes a good judgment on whether this video is funny or not. I'm sure Dave is proud that you called the creator a fag and will probably give you a shout-out at the next Dave Matthews Concert you will inevitably attend. I just you're not so high or drunk that you miss it.

  • O-kay. I'm not sure Dave would appreciate that so I don't know what my reaction is.

  • They're actually pretty good despite that I don't listen to them anymore. This video was pretty funny though lol.

  • hahahahaha

  • LOL STILL LIKE DMB THOUGH

  • Rough home life

  • whoever made this is a homo

  • hay-ay!

    homo

    hay-ay!

  • Dave and his band are amazingly talented, and even if you dont like there music, if you cant appreciate it, then you dont appreciate talent. like them or not, they are talented. that being said, i like those guys a lot, and that video was f*@*in! funny

  • CAN'T...STOP...LAUGHING...HAAA­AAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AH!!! Sounds just like Dave!!

  • hilarious. Dave Matthews sucks. Fans of Dave Matthews is what is wrong with this country. Instead of whining about people that have other opinions, ask yourself why you like such shitty music.

  • I really have nothing to say to you other than you are an idiot, probably one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard just came out of your mouth.

  • hmmmm but y2jayjk has a point...

  • this is fuckin bullshit...i hope dave sees this and kicks your ass

  • I absolutely love Dave Matthews, and his band members are all extremely talented musicians, and no disrespect to him at all, but I have to admit this is absolutely hysterical. Partially because I was expecting a kick-ass video of dave in the first place...but saw this piece of crap haha wow

  • What a asshole that made this

  • i hope who ever made ends up with his testicles in a blender

  • Whoever made this is emo

  • AMEN

  • That was fuckin hilarious and you know it is!

  • this was AWESOME!!!

  • jesus he must of been shite live lmao

  • I think if David J. Matthews had his way, he'd kick your ass.

  • same.

  • wow, you have a lot of time on your hands to say the least

  • Mentally retarded. I no, I don't use that term lightly.

  • HAHA! Hilarious!

  • Hysterical, I watch it every day. Puts me in a good mood.

  • Wow, that was pretty much heinous. It's even more heinous the thirty seventh time in a row. I'm in awe really.

    Well, good job....I think.

    ...You really captured Dave's skillful guitar playing...

    hmmmm...

  • This is the dumbest thing I have seen on YouTube and I have seen some pretty dumb things trust me. Why the hell would you do this to DMB? Do to someone who sucks.

  • hmm someones a moron...

  • errm, the idea of him not making any sense is because no one cares what he says, everyones just jamming to the actual music. i for one get high and drunk and stand there and relax. you on the other hand do neither and feel like an idiot after reading this.

  • WOW! dude that was flipin funny.

  • This not funny at all

    you dont fcuking mess with dave

  • hahahahaha i like dmb but that is fing hilarious

  • i am now stupid for listening to this. you sound like a drunk retard. fuck off. dave for life!

  • this isnt even funny stupid

  • Dave is the MAN so dont make fun of him retard.

  • i wonder how many death theats uve gotten...u dont fucking mess with dave

  • you bastard. i hate you!!!!!!!!!!

    thats blastfamy

  • dude chill, it's a joke.

    And if you're gonna be angry about it,

    at least spell blasphemy right.

  • point taken

  • Plus, you gotta admit, it's pretty funny ;)

  • well... yeah, on second glance maybee its worth a chuckle

  • so...Dave might be a little high sometimes. its ok cause i enjoy enjoy his concerts high also

  • wow i think dave matthews is great like everyone else is saying... but i make fun of dave all the time for his sometimes incomprehensible lyrics. this is hilarious.

  • dontdrinkthewaterdontdrinkthew­ater

    LOL!!!

  • LOL this is awesome. I think even ol' Dave would laugh!

  • haha your a dumb ass.

  • hahah thats great

  • you are a dumbass, part of daves act is him changing lyrics and mixing words to create that effect, since your pathetic enough to create this i will be pathetic enough to say YOUR A DUMBASS HAVE NICE DAY

  • lol bands are serious business

  • Hahaha. I Love dave matthews to the max, trust me, BUT You have you realize dave does sing goofy sometimes. Anyway, I think this is hilarious, dave fan or not. GG man. haha

  • The thing is he dont know the words thats the thingthe lyrics are to fast for a slow person like him Moron

  • Who ever posted this video is a horrible person

  • This is horrible! I can't believe u would ever make fun of someone who is so talented...u must b jealous or an idiot!

  • UGH!

    Dave Matthews is amazing. This is not.