Rainbow Dash - Sorry boys, but I've got plans

[saw4650]

LONG LIVE SEXUAL COMMENTS! ! agree or take an arrow in the knee...

[cflotronsong]

and then they *enter activity here*

[rayalex30]

UMG KYROSPAWN ACTUALLY PUT SOMETHING IN THE DESCRIPTION :O

[gigastrike2]

She has plants.

[fho997]

how old is she?

[dark7element]

@fho997 No numerical age has been given for any of the ponies yet, but judging by the fact that they are the same size as most other ponies and the fact that all of them hold jobs (Twilight is a librarian, Applejack is a farmer, Pinkie is a baker, Fluttershy is a veterinarian, Rainbow is a weather technician and Rarity runs a boutique), they appear to be young adults.

[setsuna8241993]

Everypony, she's a tomboy, don't you people get it? -_-

[mortLKombatmissspell]

@setsuna8241993 THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS COMMENT

[TheBadassTonberry]

I'm probably the only one thinking that "coming around a lot" would kind of fit to her character...

[RavenCyarm]

AND THEN THEY CRASHED INTO THE SUN AND FUCKED UP EVERYTHING FOR EVERYPONY.

[kilalarockssocks]

Children watching this show: "Ha! She told them!"

Bronies: DUR HURP LESBIAN SEX HURP

[dinotopia8]

WTF ?! 2 Soarin ?

[Fish98030]

She called them boys. Problem solved.

[Bigyeti1369]

I wonder what the animators were thinking when they did this part...

[megajebus]

There once was a pony named Dash.

She was so Dashie that everypony Dashed.

The Dash.

That didn't Dash at all....

[ImmaShindou]

Okay,okay,i give up,this is sexual

[SmashingJack420]

8 year old girl: "Ohhh, I get it! Rainbow Dash is gonna hang out with the Wonderbolts because they are much cooler than those bullies! Ha ha, that is funny!"

The Internet: LOLOLOLOL SEX JOKE LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MRderp3]

"sorry boys but ive got plants"

[layzrfyztcreations]

She's expecting some male.

[ThePuterking]

.....in Bed!

[DerpyHoovesPony]

and then they fucked

[Wyattkins]

Anyone else notice there's no 43:23?

[dark7element]

Rainbow Dash herself has admitted she swings both ways: see the video where she says "Seriously, I'd do it for anypony."

[ryarod]

@dark7element Very funny...

[Jadesmash660]

Sorry boys, but I've got plants!

[Wyattkins]

@Jadesmash660 Ha ha ha! we didn't hear that 5 seconds ago! Oh wait...

[kilkolio]

dont keep ur hopes up guys whether shes bi, lez or s8 she isnt into bestiality with other species

[ryarod]

@kilkolio Like I'm thinking, she's probably nonsexual.

[kilkolio]

@ryarod

shes probably not even of age as ponies go

[ryarod]

@kilkolio Good point.

[SexyHyruleGuy]

And then they proceeded to have the hottest pony 3-way ever to take place on the sun. Eve.

[763376337]

Sorry boys... But I've got PLANETS

MY PLANET NEEDS ME

[terriblethomas101]

soooo... shes bisexual?

[ryarod]

@terriblethomas101 No. She's nonsexual. Or at least, not homosexual. At all.

[terriblethomas101]

@ryarod oh, i was making a joke.

[ryarod]

@terriblethomas101 Ah. Alright, sorry about that.

[TastyPlainPizza]

When she said "Sorry boys" it sounded adorable for some reason.

[Mrpalkia00]

*...in bed* :D

[Chick8ed]

I've got plants!

But seriously, if I don't water them they'll die.

[jacktheripperrules]

they should have had that OH YEAH! porno music playing right after she said that

[linkmaster220]

All right. Come out and show yourself lop7685.

[Poniespwn678]

Thumbs up for writing description

[fanfictionguy319]

SHIP ALL THE PONIES!

[ElitePete37]

I've got plans to find you tonight, rainbow dash.

[Savannah21xOfficial]

The three boys she flew away from are the ones that picked on her when she got her cutie mark! They said their baby brother could fly better than her! So she abandoned them, and flew away with Sourin..somebodys gettin laid tonight!!!

[Savannah21xOfficial]

She flew away with Sourin...she's gettin laid!!!

[GaminBro123]

@Savannah21xOfficial

Not by them...

*Looks around nervously*

[RealSolidSalamander]

I.e. Coming out of the closet.

[darkwolf9877]

What happened to the comment that went:

AND NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED....

Except the threesome..... that was some pretty nasty shit that went down

[TdafanficReal]

@darkwolf9877 And Nothing sexual happened, Except the threesome..... that was some pretty nasty shit that went down

[Rarity4Eva]

@darkwolf9877 it's still there

[tornadonoob1]

Sorry boys, but I got plants!

[PeinsDisciple]

That night she was used like a two-man saw, if ya know what I mean!

[HydraWolf11]

you do you people say shes a lez???

[CoCoSkol]

And those plans turned out to be so disappointing Rainbow Dash became a lesbian. The End.

[LittleMangaColours]

NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED THAT NIGHT EVER!

AND THEY FLEW AROUND!

THE END!

[SplosionsArefun]

and then the army found the pony dimension and invaded just as Luna had warned her sister. They showed no mercy, They say there's a McDonald's in ponyville that has stood till this very day

[nomeansGonzy]

And then they hung out and flew around and nothing sexual happened. The end.

[SaulSims]

This is me, when my friends ask me to go out Saturday at 10 am. (To change the lesbian comments :L)

[Sliacen]

And they flew off into the sun and all died.  The end.

[Sebastian1011]

AND NOTHING SEXUAL EVER HAPPENED.

Rainbow Dash, with a guy, being canon?

Seriously now.

[SpeedCrazed50]

And that was how Equestria was ajsnbdjSVABhdLBAJSkbndjabnjkDj­skbdskanbdamskbsldbhaodskf,

[PygmyPuffPie]

ATTENTION 99% OF THE CURRENT COMMENTS:

i see what you did there

[Phoenix386]

The top two comments contradict each other!

We need a new top comment ASAP!

[zimtower]

She's got plants, therefore she is a lesbian.

[TdafanficReal]

And then a lot of sexual stuff happened

[PivotZocker]

Sorry plans, but I got boys!

[princesamari4]

Sorry plants, but I've got boys

[dragonridley]

*Grabs torch, burns entire comments section*



[ShireStorm88]

RAINBOW DASH YOUR CHEATING ON APPLEJACK

...And Pinkie Pie

...And Fluttershy

...And Twilight

...And Rarity

...And Every Single Stallion

...And Every Single Mare

You know what? I don't care anymore, just, go.

[Ferrari334405]

a six?

[AntiXaldin]

And then nothing sexual happened.

Except for the threesome, that was some nasty shit.

[TheArchimado]

@AntiXaldin i know i got that shit on tape. Fuk did i just say that.

[Kazaazz]

She's bisexual. Problem solved.

[RagingSeraphim]

I thought the Wonderbolts only had one male.

[ShadowScythe12]

Ok 3: *Forever along.jpeg*

[FlamingLavaOwl]

Rainbow Dash then ascends into the heavens.

[ATRaddi]

LIKE A BOSS.

[bieberle4]

*grabs torch*

BACK PERVERTED COMMENTS, BACK I SAY!!!!

[MrJustinArt]

@bieberle4 *extinguishes torch* Rainbow Dash decided to finally try a threesome but she remained a lesbian. HARR! HARR! *snort, snort*

[bieberle4]

@MrJustinArt fine

*grabs shotgun*

now you have fucked up,

NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP!!!

[MrJustinArt]

@bieberle4 Worth it.

[infernapeman77]

i thought rainbowdash was a boy

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Hoops, Dumbbell, and Score just got epically pwned.

[AwesomePie1337]

TO THE MOON!

[Cloymax]

...plants?

[TheJAMBucket]

*Grabs torch and sword* Back thee vile comments, back i say!

[TheLivingHeiromartyr]

IT'S A TRAP!

[wolfmantheimpaler]

I love how any clip from this show can be made into a sex joke

[Mincho1994]

And so she flew away... As did all the rumors that she's a lesbian. THE END.

[wickedland3]

@Mincho1994 The rumors she's bisexual however...

[VinnyVanYiffy]

@Mincho1994 then she boffed Spitfire's brains out

[TheMatimaiden]

@Mincho1994 and not a single fuck was given that night...

[JesterSentinelZ]

...With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

[Chikorita2Chante]

Honestly, I hope she's bi XD

[vancouverGamr]

And Rainbow Dash learned some new flight moves from the Wonderbolts and NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED EVER

[Slamexo]

SECRET BUTT FUN PLANS

[SalvadorDali22]

do pegasi mate in mid air? i guess that's what they're doing after concealing the sky with clouds..

[Sliacen]

...Now how many Wonderbolts are there again?

[CrashSucksMariosaGOD]

IN BED, HOHOHOHOHOH.

[Angeliclily]

I'VE GOT PLANTS.

[megajebus]

Eeyup, They're totally gettin' laid.

[frosty5831]

whats with all the sexual comments? the only thing going on here is rainbow dash explaining that she has to tend to her plants for the rest of the day instead of hanging out with the bronies!

[Lethys1]

This might prove she isn't from the island Lesbos

[dillon564]

she must be bi then

[CaptainAlliance]

Ah, the time BEFORE she became a lesbian.

[DragonSlayer6398]

@CaptainAlliance Before?! She still isn't! She better not be, or all of my careful planning will have been for nought.

[Lndmk227]

"Three's company, but six is a bit crowded."

[118horseheroes]

Rainbow dash gets all the colts

[Filbator]

Git sum

[sk8inkill]

Sorry boys, but she's expecting some male.

[PlanB9741]

Its not gay if it's in a three way!

[Nathorama]

@PlanB9741 With a Dashie in the middle there is a leeway.

[Whazzupie]

Love the description, if you get the reference :P

[Kipkat13]

with me

[nman272]

Am I the only one who noticed that the ending music sounded like the Simpsons?

[TheVader2]

Rainbow: I'm gonna fuck these guys. On the sun.

[PHR05TT]

AND THEN NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED THE END

[japanucraycray]

Oh Dashie you dirty whore.

[brotherbear92]

Sorry boys, but I've got Plants.

[TheBadassTonberry]

And then I remembered:

"A CHANCE TO *BEEP* THE WONDERBOLTS?!"

[HJSDGCE]

2 Soarins' in one time? This is madness!!!

[Peskeh]

she's acting

[Vendetta162X]

Anypony else notice that she seems to get in with the wonderbolts to then just get dumped out the following episode? I mean, she wins that contest and then, at the Gala, Spitfire is the only one who seemed to remember Rainbow Dash. Poor Dashie :/

[ahtartersauce101]

@Vendetta162X

That's cuz Spitfire is the only one besides Applejack to have fun with RD and Sorin's really jealous of it.

[Mister86Productions]

AND THEN THEY FUCKED

THE END

[garzilla3dx]

PROOF THAT DASHIE IS NOT A LESPONY

[AnonBrony]

*Sees all the random people with torches and guns*

*runs and hides in corner*

im...scared...

[alternateGRAMMAR]

Yep, definitely a lesbian.

[roughplague]

sumthin sumthin torches..

[werewolf873]

"grabs gun"

BACK TORCH WEALDERS,BACK!

"fires gun"

"flag with the word BANG pops out"

"runs away laughing hyserilcaly"

[TheEternalOtaku]

*Grabs Fire Hose*

BACK TORCHES! BACK I SAY!

[Juliansnake1000]

*sees torch*

FUCK IT

*grabs flamethrower and M60*

Im not a frigin idiot with a torch, NOW GET BACK PERVERTS, I HAVE REINFORCEMENTS COMING IN HARD

[qevdev]

And then they fucked

[Pizzalover2001]

AND NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED

[dark7element]

(Later, at the Grand Gala) RBD: (sexy voice) Hey, Soarin, remember me? Soarin: Uh, no. Should I? RBD: (confused) We, uh, you know, did it? S: Oh, uhh, and where was this? RBD: Cloudsdale! S: Well, I've tapped pretty much every mare in Cloudsdale. What day was it? RBD: It was right after the Best Young Flier competition! Soarin: Could you be a little more specific? Spitfire: You had sex with more than one mare immediately after the YFC? Soarin: Thirteen, actually. RBD: (sadface)

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

Straight: 3,726

Lesbian: 0

[13rokenknightascar]

this was the first episode i saw.

I only caught the end, where Rainbow Dash was going "OMGOMGOMG"...that almost drove me to not watch it, can you believe it??

[megajebus]

Wanna find out what happened?

Read Rarity's generous plan >:D

[ohGODirock]

exactly.

[Rawaxe279]

*Grabs perverted comments*

BACK TORCHES, BACK I SAY!

[CrazyJuancho]

Crazy: Im confused now... i traveled for 5 hours and i didnt find lesbia WTF!?

my search for RD will never be completed if i dont get there.

Juancho: Dude you know lesbia is not a place right???

Crazy: SHUT UP i know it exist AND YOU WIL NEVER CHANGE IT!!!

[kjn5991]

@CrazyJuancho i think he was searching Lesbos (island that belongs to Greece)

[TheSman515]

I swear the writers do it on purpose....

[CheapShot812]

And then nothing sexual happened. Except the threesome. That was some real nasty shit that went down, man.

[thebestin1]

@CheapShot812 (._(.-.(.__.

[Lethys1]

@CheapShot812 Hahah.. you just made my day!!

[CheapShot812]

@Lethys1 To be honest, I stole that comment from another kyrospawn vid. Can't remember which, though. Anyway, glad I could make your day!

[AlPacinoTR09]

@CheapShot812 I was about to BE disappointed but I give you 6 medals for your act:

- Medal of Awesomeness, for being fearless to telling the truth;

- Medal of Truth, for actually telling the truth;

- Medal of Charity, for being generous enough to tell the truth;

- Medal of Giggle, for trying to make people laugh;

- Medal of Crystal Heart, for being kind to tell the truth;

- Medal of Science, making people laugh is good for their health because happiness motivates everything;

/)^3^(\

[Ruiso7]

@CheapShot812 taking on 2 horses at the same time its not good for the colon

[omegadeathreaper]

"But I've got plants"

[GaminBro123]

. . . PLANS WITH ME!

[WebbStudiosBackUp]

Dashies first gang-bang ;___;

[optionen100]

nothing sexual happened here

[PookieWowza]

I'm so proud Rainbow Dash is female. <3

[sonicsora22]

And then nothing sexual happened the end.

[MareInTheMoon]

There was a young pony named Dash,

With a habit of acting quite brash.

She took to the skies,

Along with two guys

Who'd plow her all night in her as...h.

Where'd I pick that up again?

[FUNNYGUY645]

@MareInTheMoon forechan

[wown00bify]

@MareInTheMoon /co/

[Moonlitwatersofaqua]

yeah plans with soarin and rabbitfire I think

[25bloodfang]

and then she was never seen again

[palmeiras321]

BUT DASH, WHERE'S SPITFIRE?

[OVERWRONGTHOUSAND]

yeah, "plans"

[matrixphijr]

AppleBloom: "Sacrebleu! Qu'est-ce que c'est? Ménage à trois?"

[2BCBattlefield]

DAY-UM!

Dash is into some kinky shit.

[Rawaxe279]

Nothing sexual happened.

Except sex.

Sex is sexual

[lop7685]

DASHIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU INTENSELY, 24/7. I WANT TO FILL UP BOTH YOU AND YOUR SCHEDULE. ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. AND THEN THE NEXT DAY. AND THE NEXT. AND THE NEXT.

[RainbowDashRoad]

she did it again

/watch?v=7OnqbGVBzT0