The 10 best things about islam

[MrNosenocarr]

harharharhar

ain't ya a bit harsh?

[drmodestoesq]

After the boycott by certain Muslims over the cartoon kerfuffle I tried to do an anti-boycott by buying something Danish. Yeesh...you Danes don't make it easy. Is there anything your country exports besides giant windmills that the average person can buy? I was reduced to purchasing some overpriced hunk of cheese.

[levolance]

That's mean. :(

[antiracist41]

fuck you all you facking nerds fuck you all get a life go to google search life fuck this video

[thetalentedmrman]

the ten great things about islam.

nothing. lol

great video, summed it up.

[200points]

win!

[Chemicalogic]

lol... That about sums it up.

[DerIslamIstDoof]

Wow, 10 seconds of .... nothing.

[CapnOrdinary]

Bingo.

[DerIslamIstDoof]

I like (and share) your sense of humour ;-)

[ShueArie]

LOL, thats the point...

[Buldozerislamik]

@DerIslamIstDoof

hhhhhhhhh

[gregbird12]

Why do Danish people hate Islamics so much?

[CapnOrdinary]

Two misconceptions here. I don't hate muslims, I just hate religions. Especially oppressive, violent, bigoted bronze age religions.

Second, while it is true that some Danes do hate muslims (these Danes are obviously idiots, but whatever), far from all do. And by the way, there are 300,000 muslims in Denmark, out of a population of 5 million.

[McZeeBaby]

@CapnOrdinary - But listen yeah why make a video about that for, Thats just being stupid.

[yg8ugu]

there is enough prove in the qu'ran

[CapnOrdinary]

Sorry, but I've read it, and I see no proof of any almighty creator in that pathetic poetry collection.

[moparmonster1965]

Since the Book of Mormon is true, why isn't Islam? And Catholicism, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Seventh Day Adventists, too. I'll also bet that Scientology is correct as well.

[CapnOrdinary]

The mormons are actually a great example of how a religion gets started, because in this case we have verifiable historical facts on the whole chain of events (unlike the older abrahamic variants).

It still puzzles me that he (Joseph Smith) was able to convince anyone at all. But I guess it shouldn't. Apparently, the world has no shortage of gullible idiots.

[moparmonster1965]

It's standard Christianity intertwined with a lot of Biblical-flavored nonsense and adash of the occult.

How was he able to convince anyone? One part wishful thinking, one part faux Biblical-sounding prose, and one part a serious lack of critical thinking.

Take David Whitmer, for example: he belonged to no fewer than five religious groups before he became a Mormon. He was excommunicated and denounced both Smith and the church, yet he's still important to them today.

[yg8ugu]

your full of shit. allah is great and muhammad is his servant and messenger

[CapnOrdinary]

Prove it.

[itzmissarah2u]

right on!

[steedofdawn]

oh oh no no Please no no Please do not block me ...

hehehehheheh

hai girl Don't let me tee-hee ...again

I speak your language better than you.

I do and write any thing I think is true or no

. I control you but you can not . because you cannot control yourself.

hai baby :

play with the best or die like the rest .

[girlyroxxxx]

loool soo weird girl!!!!

[steedofdawn]

مابقى الا بنات يردون!!

جعل امك ماتجيب غيرك ؟؟

[CapnOrdinary]

Two things, steedofdawn: English isn't "my" language. I'm Danish. And you're now blocked.

[amzieee786]

Also i dont care is Islam isnt a race it is a religion and that person was being rude to my religion and other religions and that is racism..either way it waz racism and he waz being racist 2 all muslims.

[CapnOrdinary]

Being rude to a religion is not and cannot be racism, because racism only applies to RACE! Is this too difficult a concept for you to grasp?

[amzieee786]

Hmmm ye it is.I stil see it as racism and so do other people. Either way i dont like people saying rude things to my religion or other religions because itz rude and not nyc.by the way i dont hav a problem with you i only started commenting on this because i saw that weird personz comment abwt muslims

[CapnOrdinary]

Yeah, he was pretty fucked up, which was also the reason I blocked him. But you see, no matter how you feel about it, he has a right to say these things (although not on my channel), and it isn't racism, unless you simply don't understand what the word racism means.

[amzieee786]

can we not have a debate about what racism means and yeah he did sound weird and really he did not have right where ever he is because what he is was all false and he making flase claims sayin that all muslims were terroists and also he waz takin the piss out of other religions which is not right no matter what.

[amzieee786]

My point is not irrelevant and im jus tryin 2 say that dont say things about any religion ..if you dont know nothing about it and secondly (this messaage waz 4 dah person dah called muslim terroists n other stuff-weirdo) we are not terroists! Islam is a religion about peace and even though some weird muslims out there have a weird idea of blowing themselves up well they are just weirdd..twisted minded people

[CapnOrdinary]

I'll say whatever I please about any religion. They're all made-up bullshit anyway.

And you're right, most muslims aren't terrorists. But it's still interesting to note that most terrorists are muslims.

[amzieee786]

Yea but before you say something about any religion make sure what your saying is right init.Yea thankyou we aint terroists buh ye fine der r sum weird muslims out der but that dont mean all muslims are bad.

[amzieee786]

by the way allah is not a imagination..defiently no a imagination..if you dont believe in him doesnt mean yu can say dah..buh i cant be bothered go into that detail and explaing it to you....buh who the hell is Mo?now ur bein imaginative...

[CapnOrdinary]

I can say whatever I damn well please. You're free to disagree and say what you please too. It's called freedom of expression.

And yes, Allah is imaginary. And Mo is your "prophet", it's short for Mohammad. Don't you know your own "prophet"?

[amzieee786]

Yeah freedom of speech thats what im doing...I never dtopped you from sayin anyfing duhhhh!If you cant c i said people hav different beliefs...and i do know my own prophet thankyou very much but yu rote Mo so i waz lyk whoz Mo? Becuase my prophets name is Mohammad not Mo. Allah is not imaginary ..thats my belief and your belief is your belief end of story with that bit about Allah

[amzieee786]

but religions are not bullshi...people have different beliefs

[CapnOrdinary]

People have different beliefs. And unless they have evidence to back up those beliefs, their beliefs are bullshit. Religion falls squarely under that heading.

(And not having a religion is a good thing, thank you very much.)

[amzieee786]

Like i said thats what you think having no religion is a good thing thats your view but not my view obviousaly. Yeah religion is hard to prove buh it all ur on your faith i supose however islam does have some proof to back up our beliefs.You think religions are bullshit thats up 2 you because like you said freedom 2 express and people have differemt views.So im guessing you dont believe in God

[steedofdawn]

ههه ماودي اضحك

[CapnOrdinary]

If you can't write in a language we can all understand, please refrain from commenting. If you write in arabic again, I will block you.

[amzieee786]

k if you dont hav a religion then thats your lose..but oh well.

[amzieee786]

n allah aint a peado...fittizy waheva ur name is...ur just narrow minided you need to actually LEARN ABOUT OUR RELIGION THEN POINT FINGERS AT IT!

[CapnOrdinary]

Who claimed Allah was a pedo? If anyone did, that person is an idiot. Allah is a figment of Mo's imagination. A fantasy character cannot be a pedophile, just like it couldn't be a homophile, a necrophile, or any other kind of -phile.

[amzieee786]

oh yeah and it aint no english test so me writin da way i am shuldnt matter all it matters is me trying to get a point across in to sum dumb peoplez minds that are racist

[CapnOrdinary]

It matters because you are trying to make a point. If your point is irrelevant, why bother? If it's not, why not write it out clearly and so it can be understood?

And once again, hating on islam is not racism, because islam is not a race.

[amzieee786]

o wel at least i av a brain n can speak english and i am speaking 4 islam n otha religionz n since you do not understand my english i am going 2 speak propelry so you understand because obviousaly you do not have intelligence to understand what  i am saying? what religion are you and there is nothing wrong for me standing up for my religion

[CapnOrdinary]

I am no religion, I belong to no religion, I subscribe to no religion, and I believe in no religion. They're all bullshit.

[amzieee786]

we dnt liv in cavez ye geh it rytt. at least we believ in sumfin unlyk u jus strin shyt abwt oda religionz wen yu dnt even noe nufin cz M8 UR RONG GEH IT RYT YE N DEN CUM N TEL ME WAH I AM N WAH IM NOT CZ I AIN A FUKIN TERROIST NOR R DA ODA MUSLIMZ SO DNT CAL US TEEROISTS U RACIST

[CapnOrdinary]

Islam is not a race. Nothing I say about muslims in general can therefore ever fall under the category racism.

Also: You really should try writing actual words. Your ridiculous writing style reflects very poorly on your intelligence, and since you claim to be speaking for islam.... Well, you figure it out.

[hawaii10hawaii]

i have a question..!!

if there is no allah...then who create u..?

who create the sky and our world...!!?

let ur mind become more bigger..and sit by ur

self and think...u will know the answer...god bless all of yaaa...

[CapnOrdinary]

The question is flawed. The laws of physics (a what, not a who) created the sky, the stars (including our own Sol) and the planets. And everything else, including life, and you and me.

[reelncome]

so what is the what that u believe created us.....

[fitzyfitzylid]

lol these muslims need to grow up and realise there is no allah and no 'elephant man dude with 8 arms' why ever the fuk they believe in an elephant is madness

[totallybarefoot]

Where to start? The elephant man dude is the Hindu god Ganesh. Meditating upon him is said to bring all knowledge. Clearly you have not ever tried this. Ganesh does NOT have eight arms. Shiva has eight arms, is also a Hindu god and is not an elephant man dude.

Allah is the Arabic word for The God, the eternal, universal God who created everything, even evolution, and is far beyond the human imagination.

You also predate evolution and are beyond imagination, but in not such a good way.

[fitzyfitzylid]

lmao hu givs a shit they are all terrorists an live in caves why wud anyone waste there time learning what these elephant peoples names are lol

[totallybarefoot]

No. The worshippers of Allah, the One God of all creation, live in palaces and houses and houseboats and five star hotels and army barracks and tents on holiday, and sometimes caves.

Learning is not a waste of time. I suggest you try it. It will seem very strange to have thoughts in your head, at first, but then you will begin to function normally, and with any luck, you'll like the feeling.

[fitzyfitzylid]

fuck off isnt allah a phaedophile an says suttin like hes scared of the devil lmao some god that :P an why wud i wana be one of these terrorists walkin around thinkin they are somebodys when everyone knows they are nob eds with beards and shit head guns where as our goverment has nuclear weapons i am more safe than those pricks sittin in the caves meditating

[CapnOrdinary]

fitzyfitzylid: You're either a muslim trying to make islambashing look stupid, or you're simply a disgrace to the human race.

Your particular brand of idiocy gets very old very fast.

Blocked.

[totallybarefoot]

I was becoming fond of fitzyfitzylid. And I swear, it never occurred to me that he was a Muslim with a dry sense of humour. Even though he made me smile.

[CapnOrdinary]

Well, I'm sorry to spoil your fun ;o) Hope you're not too disappointed.

[totallybarefoot]

Nah, I'm just waiting for a movie to load. It was fun while it lasted. I got a giggle out of thinking how mad the Taliban would be to be portrayed meditating on the elephant god dude with eight arms.

[ibishine]

tht just shows u have no knowledge about other ppl's belief, so b4 u sign up and make a comment think of ur words b4 writting them coz u'v just made a complete fool of ur self...

[snakebitch667]

yer ur point is

[paulo9991]

rofl

[CapnOrdinary]

I gave him 25 years, I'd have thought that'd be enough for an almighty god? He a little slow getting up in the morning or what?

[CapnOrdinary]

Told you, I have, it isn't working. I've just tried it again, and it still does nothing.

So I must conclude that either your god doesn't exist, or he wants me to think he doesn't exist, and therefore wants me to go to hell (in which case, he's an evil bastard).

[CapnOrdinary]

The interesting thing is that thousands of people tell similar stories about Allah. Thousands also have similar stories about the Hindu gods, about Buddhistic meditation, or about Scientology.

How can I tell that your group is correct while the many thousands who tell similar stories of different spiritual or theistic traditions are not?

Plus of course, no matter how many people say the same thing, it doesn't make it true. There was a time when millions of people thought the earth was flat.

[CapnOrdinary]

So because it helped you overcome your faults, it's gotta be true? Sorry, that's a non sequitur.

When you have some actual supporting evidence for the idea that there is a god, and that he has revealed himself to you somehow, come back.

[CapnOrdinary]

It's a local mission here in Denmark, called Lutheran Mission.

What happened was a combination of 1) I learned a lot of science 2) I read the bible cover to cover.

That combination is a pretty darn good faith-killer. Reading the bible in itself is pretty much enough, I always recommend that christians read their bibles. Do you realise the BS that's in there?

Anyway, you still didn't give me your evidence?

[CapnOrdinary]

LOL. I did that for 25 years, praying, reading the bible.... No result.

I ask again, do you have any evidence?

[CapnOrdinary]

LOL can you provide any evidence for those bold claims?

[Gladius4693]

I'm thinking about concverting to Islam.

Can any muslims help me by prooving Islam is the right religion?

[putinkaaa]

muhammed is rapist , pedophile, murderer and thief....he robbed meccan caravans, killed womens and children, the false prophet!

he turned his back to the jewish and christian community in medina and stoled the bible stories and made quran!

[kittenz68]

Any proof?

[putinkaaa]

proof?

read the quran...its all there

[kittenz68]

Is it stated in the Quran that he's a RAPIST? RAPING? Is there?

[CapnOrdinary]

No, that would be the hadith. Which also show that he was a child molester (probably not pedophile, but certainly a child molester), a murderer, a robber, and a thief, as well as a bigoted despot who had several of his political and philosophical opponents assassinated.

But all of this is hardly relevant, what is relevant is to notice that islam today is a danger to the rest of humanity.

[botchedonce]

Mohammed, the true pervert, thief and murderer. Stole from Meccan caravans what did not belong to him, murdered thousands, not only the 900 Jewish men and boys he beheaded, and was a pedophile marrying a nine year old. Follow Mohammed to Hell. That is where he is now. Lie your way out of Hell muslim.

[kittenz68]

Any proof?

[putinkaaa]

read the quran in arabic! its all there

[botchedonce]

Tabari VIII:35/Ishaq:464 "The Jews were made to come down, and Allah's Messenger imprisoned them. Then the Prophet went out into the marketplace of Medina (it is still its marketplace today), and he had trenches dug in it. He sent for the Jewish men and had them beheaded in those trenches. They were brought out to him in batches. They numbered 800 to 900 boys and men."

[j4bby]

haters, ISLAM is the fastest growing religion in the world by far, & I HOPE ALL YOU HATERS THAT A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY GOD WILLING ACCEPTS ISLAM TO TEACH YOUR IGNORANT ASS.

[poukaravi]

islam can go to hell,.. keep unloading them 50cal's in iraq ;)

[theshaggyskinhead]

When you see a muslim, you have to pretend to be ignorant.

ex. walk up and say, 'Are you a islam?'

[yumlemonjuice]

i am soooo going to do that!!!!

[theshaggyskinhead]

Or if you want to be completely nuts, say 'muslamic' instead of 'a islam.'

[dataflush]

Yes. I could even add 1 or 2....

[burgerwisdom]

Islam, yeah right.

[goright23]

LOL, True.

[Troy345]

brilliant, FUCK ISLAM!

[TheRavenGuy]

NOTHING

[Greeneeeeeee]

MWAHAHAHAH

what a surprise !?

[s0jasos]

Lol, altho there is nothing good about islam. YOU ARE A COMPLETE RIP OF BLOODHOUND GANG - THE TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT NEW JERSEY.

[CapnOrdinary]

Congratulations :) You're actually the first one to spot that (although you can see that I actually pointed it out myself earlier in the comments).

[AlSalibiyyah]

If you take the 10 best things about islam, you'll find that they EXACTLY match the greatest Islamic contributions to mankind. They also match Islam's most positive contributions to all of humanity!

Check this: If you take these 10 best things, multiply it by the number of virgins muslimes will get in paradise, multiple by the suras written in Madina, divide by two (as muhammad did the moon), you get the number of deadly islamic terrorist attacks since 9/11!

This is truly a miracle of allah.

[Skavar4000]

Do not quote from books written by ignorant men living in the dark ages!

The quran & the bible, and the torah, all add up to nothing.

Wake up!

Do not look to "holy" books in a feeble attempt to find truths!

Educate yourself about THIS life, the only life we know for sure!

A true education will take years of your life and the learning of real scientific truths...

And when this precious life is over... you truly will be dead for eternity.

This you fear the most...

[TurrisBlancus]

Eh?

[yiandaman]

FUCK ISLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theres only 1 good thing, its that their 'holy' book has lots of pages which u can use as toilet paper. Islam go fuck urself ahahahahhahahahahahaahfuckisla­mandsmellysweatydirtymuslimsah­ahahahahahah

[runyansoldier]

lol nice one mate

[TehAnkh]

HAHA!

[UnsichtbarerGeist]

Well the first four best things in islam are the four wives, that you can have.

The fifth best thing is, that you can get rid of the burden of thinking all the time by having an old book explaining how to go to toilet.

The sixth best thing is the feeling of superiority against unbelievers.

[JTegypt]

lol thats pretty cute

[BobTKaye]

So is the point of the vid that there's nothing good about Islam or was the rest deleted by Youtube?

[CapnOrdinary]

It's actually a spoof off of The Bloodhound Gang, who did a similar thing for their "10 best things about" some-state-or-other... The point is open to your interpretation. This is the full vid ;o)

[ArabBella84]

umm ok im lost

[Brullio]

the 3 'best' things about islam:

it gives you an excuse to MURDER your fellow human beings, it gives you an excuse to RAPE disbelieving woman, it gives you an excuse to cut in your childs genitals with a KNIFE

[NotSoOldHippy]

Yep! Thing is, there's nothing good about any organized religion. Not enough to justify the consequences of organized religion, any way.

I find non-extremist believers to be acceptably rational and safe, though.

[Uxoriouswidow]

Hilarious! LMMFATFO

[discoverngc]

firangi4u u did get it? lol

[discoverngc]

lmao

[CapnOrdinary]

It's not you firangi, that was kinda the point.

[rushnout]

(cont)so, if Islam is ID'd violent, it's notable that

the largest Muslim country, is the U.S. recipient of

US money. The atrocities leveled on the IRAQ people, criminally linked to 911, by the stinky thinktank in DC, is tragic. Saudi Arabia IS the country directly linked to nine-eleven.Tiny attn.span/media-hypnotized,

citizens of this country are screwed bythe propaganda!

[CapnOrdinary]

I agree completely, unfortunately I'm not a US citizen so I can't do that much about it (except point to the fact of it).

There was no reason to invade Iraq except Bush's own little power trip. The order should have been (IMO) Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria, with the last two maybe switched.

[QDJMan]

CapnOrdinary,

Haha, that doesn't make sense! The U.S. has already got a collar around the neck of Saudi Arabia. And as for Syria then Iran, once you've taken care of Iran, Syria's a cinch. If it was Syria then Iran, Syria would be more drawn out.

[QDJMan]

[BEGIN HADITH]

Sahih Muslim, Book 041, Number 6930:

Nafi' b. Utba reported: We were with Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) in an expedition that there came a people to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) from the direction of the west. They were dressed in woollen clothes and they stood near a hillock and they met him as Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) was sitting...

[QDJMan]

...I said to myself: Better go to them and stand between him and them that they may not attack him. Then I thought that perhaps there had been going on secret negotiation amongst them. I however, went to them and stood between them and him and I remember four of the words (on that occasion) which I repeat (on the fingers of my hand)...

[QDJMan]

...that he (Allah's Messenger) said: You will attack Arabia and Allah will enable you to conquer it, then you would attack Persia and He would make you to conquer it. Then you would attack Rome and Allah will enable you to conquer it, then you would attack the Dajjal and Allah will enable you to conquer him. Nafi' said: Jabir, we thought that the Dajjal would appear after Rome (Syrian territory) would be conquered.

[END HADITH]

Peace,

- QDJ

[rushnout]

Sorry Cap, time to unsubscribe. I'm as disgusted by violence justified in the name of any religion but islam isn't all extremists any more than all christians fundamentalists are. Saudi Arabia, full of Islam extremists, but left unmentioned by mainstream media. Why? I've enjoyed your videos but the scales are tipped against muslims. It's only going to create more prejudice and promote support to hit Iran!

No can do! Pelosi needs to resign, BTW!

[CapnOrdinary]

Well, sorry to hear that, but I call 'em as I see 'em. I agree that most muslims are peaceful human beings, what I'm saying is that the number that isn't is disproportionally high. Even when compared to christian fundies or any other breed of fundies.

Saudi Arabia is "protected", despite being one of the major players in islamic fundamentalism, because USA naively thinks they can keep them appeased indefinitely by feeding money into their terrorism-promoting system.

[rushnout]

Cap- U said "Saudi Arabia is "protected", despite being one of the major players in islamic fundamentalism, because US...by feeding money into their terrorism-promoting sys." Exactly, do most in the U.S. realize this? No! Media are not held accout for their lies either."Saudi Arabia and the US hardly seen in writ."

[funkyspunkmonkey]

don`t ya just love a bit of satire :~)

[Israfel85]

I came!!

[secretspy74]

how refreshing - ten out of ten

[ltzippy2]

Ah irony! ;0)

[GreenDragon23]

Great video

[RonaldDumbsfeld]

My favorite thing about Jizzlam:

I find it very amusing to watch videos of their gory displays of self mutilation and masochism. I may be a little sadistic, but when they slice their heads open to demonstrate their stupidity, I always laugh.  Consider how entertaining it would be if they would just go all the way, and actually achieve self-decapitation.

[CapnOrdinary]

Actually it wouldn't solve the problem, because only the shia (I think it's the shia) do that, so all that would mean is they'd stop killing each other.

[RonaldDumbsfeld]

Capn:

You're right, only the Shia Muslims practice the barbaric self-mutilation. I know it's not a solution, but it is entertaining. It's their way of showing the world just how civilized they are. It's like Charles Manson carving a swastika into his head to impress the parole board. It's hilarious.

[CapnOrdinary]

I find it horrific, especially when they do it to their kids. That disgusts me, quite frankly.

[RonaldDumbsfeld]

Capn:

As an advocate of the freedom of speech, I'm hard to offend. But, of course, Jizzlamic child abuse (and pedophilia) is offensive to everyone. They slice open children's scalps in their barbaric rituals. They dress children as suicide bombers, and encourage them to die for Jizzlam. They willingly sacrifice them for Jihad.

Civilized people protect children.

[CapnOrdinary]

Exactly. I feel precisely the same way.

[Geomock]

Haha wonderful...5 stars

[CousinoMacul]

10 seconds long. Hmmm ...

[quannump]

i don't see what the sopranos finale has to do with islam.

[thequantumflux]

lol

[THExGrimmace]

lol

[lyndsaywzl]

That about sums it up. 5 Stars.

[Zephret]

I feel I have a greater understanding of what Islam is about. Thank you for educating us.

[munkiiboi]

that was very informative, now we will all learn to tolerate islam more, thanks for uploading!

[worldlystone]

I think i understand!The best thing about Islam,is this vid about Islam, were we didn't have to listen to Islams bullshit for 10 seconds,right?

[CapnOrdinary]

It's deliberately left open to whatever interpretation you prefer ^_^

[firetosvm]

5star dude

[Davethesilentone]

5 stars.

iwas expecting you to acctualy try to find a few scraps of goodness (i know thats not a word) in the koran and when i noticed the video ended i started laughing my ass off.

[CapnOrdinary]

I just couldn't help myself. It's actually an idea I've been playing around with in my head for a while, wondering whether it was too silly, but I just had to post it after today.

[Maxicolly]

No there's one thing! It is...uhm, it is... damn I lost it, no wait I NEVER HAD IT.

[TheAmazingAtheist]

:D

Good times.

[CantKeepaGoodNerDown]

lol @ nothing