[KAITO] Shiritsubomi [English Sub][Vocaloid] シリツボミ

[SentientSimulacrum]

The wailing sound in his voice here brings me to tears. ; ;

[Mweormwitten]

I refuse to think of this song in a perverted way. It's beautiful. His voice in this song is so sincere. I'm surprised I haven't heard this before.

[NarutoCosplayFreaks]

*Reads comments*

Ok! There is only ONE way to find out if this is a song about and artist or a prostitute!

*Copies tittle, goes to Google translate, japanese to English, paste "Shiritsubomi" translate*

0.o ...."Ass Bud".... -,- Ass bud... ...but then again... google translate said laughing in italian was LOL....

[Spect8orSpecter]

@NarutoCosplayFreaks The symbols that you used to find "Ass Bud" were: 尻つぼみ. In the title it uses different symbols: シリツボミ. I can't find a google translation for it, but it probably doesn't mean ass bud. They use a different set of symbols to express sounds that approximate English words and have three different symbol systems. Kanji, Hirogana, and Katakana that have different symbols for the same sounds. This title is in Katakana. I'm betting Google Translate uses Kanji.

[roseryuzaki30]

*tears up* Kaito that was lovely . so sweet . you brought tears to my eyes .

[kawaii7ookami]

GGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! now I'm afraid to watch the video!!!! I always read the comments first while it loads, and,,,,,,,,,gaahhhhhhh, Kaito, why????????

[KagamineMomo]

THIS is why i shouldn't read the comments...

[alciefrederic]

After reading the comments, and listening the song again, and hearing "sometimes tough like a father, sometimes yielding like a mother", it makes perfect sense.

[OChan263]

Kaito: *after song* Ahhh~ .. success.

xD

[LoverGothicGaaraKai]

If what Malice5876 says is true. Kaito need to quite being an artist if he was to make no money. Let it be a hobby instead. xD

[helenleh96]

now i regret reading those comments.... @.@

[ScreamerJet]

kaito singing alone with poop

[kasumi421]

There is no need to look up the meaning of the song or the subs. You can just go straight to the top comments and know what the song is about. And, it is about poo.

[Waddle9986]

Wow.

If I gave this in for a project and they asked for the meaning,

"Poop-Making sir"

I can also use it for science 8D

[tochan91]

I wish I had never read you guy comment >.< It made me think weirder and weirddd ~ *Try to think in another way*

[HyperBunnyOfDoom]

It's hard for me not to giggle at this....

[Sarunafunny]

kaito singing it so beautiful....

[TargetNumber09]

I'm glad Miku's not the one singing this..

..32 seconds later

..sees the miku version

....

[Emrock8]

I fell in love with this song from the first moment i heard it^^

[Malice5876]

non wierd/perverted translation: it's about art. Creating things (painting, statue, carving,ect.) in the morning after harboring 'nurturing' and idea after finishing the last thing. 'Bore fruit' meaing it turned out nice. And comparing to mother/father like allowing for flaws in the art or being tough and starting over. 'No one praising' means no one buys it, 'washed away' so he gives it away instead. Starving artist Kaito.

[almostanime]

@Malice5876

ohhhh! that makes sense!thanks for explaining!:)

[Malice5876]

@almostanime You are very welcome, my dear! It's just such a pretty song, and I don't want to be laughing every time I listen to it...this just fits it so well.

[Haizme]

I lolled my ass off during this song, I can never look at Kaito in the same way again.

[msbloweverythingup]

i'll never be able to look at kaito in the same way as i did before this song... 0_o

[msbloweverythingup]

is...this song about...0_0...shitting?!?

[almostanime]

am i really that innocent?

i don't understand how its peverted...

he's just singing about flowers...

[GirRocks8]

@almostanime It's not perverted. It's a song about crapping.

[yaoi1yummy]

@almostanime awww cute

[Kappatekki]

@almostanime Same here. ^^;;

[evildemon124]

*giggling* he is so perverted

but he is HOT

good song XD

[SakamaruNetoi]

"Nurture this flower".... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I couldn't stop laughing! Why is such a beautiful song so perverted!?

[sonicandmay4evr]

one of those songs where knowing the lyrics isnt what you want

[Mizhery]

Ah haaaa I love Kaito X3 His songs are always beautiful and sexy...with a very perverted meaning XDDD

[bbbbbthn3]

I honestly didn't fully realize the meaning of this song till the very last line when he talks about wonder...ahem, where it'll be "washed away to.." o_O

[4gottenocelot1]

im angry at u kaito! making me like a song about doin ur business in the bathroom! Ew >.< Lol

[SeitanoShuuki]

I loved this song the first time I heard it because I saw the art and I wasn't reading the translations. Now, knowing what it means, I have a hard time not sniggering. 8D Oh, Kaito...

[SeeNoLoveX]

It sounds more like masturbation to me xDD Either way, this song SOUNDS nice...

[Exorcistkanda]

From this day onward,other than Judgement Of Corruption,I won't take Kaito seriously again.Not that anybody did anyway.

[mymusic193]

um...why would i give praise to what he's doing....?...kaito?...

[bbbbbthn3]

@mymusic193 I'll give praise!

[EmbahMabok]

i can't stop laughing at this song

[saltyavocado]

Aww, what a nice gardening song.

[Jennyxiong123]

i like this song but... y does he have to sound so unhuman???

[Psychochaos3]

@Jennyxiong123 Because he's a computer program meant to simulate a human singing voice.

Also, really into his poop apparently.

[Jennyxiong123]

@Psychochaos3 i no tat.. i just liked his voice better when he singed "World is mine" cuz he sounds more human... But tat doesn't mean i dont like him... i like him!!!

[xXxXfallenxangel]

oh...god...

kaito, i will never be able to take you seriously anymore...

well, not that i ever had...but still.

i wonder if anyone has ever changed the lyrics to something...you know, less...strange?

[mymusic193]

whenever i feel down, i just read these comments..:D

[adsweaty]

oh my giiiiiiiiiissssh

[Rinimorbid]

"Farewell, Farewell my beloved Fruit, where will you be washed away to?" The ocean. Where all poop goes.

[TheSpeckledFreckle]

WTF?!

Okay, when I first watched this[I found it from tvtropes] I though

"Awe how sad..." Thinking it was about like..a lover that's..leaving or dying or something.

Then I read the comments and didn't understand where they got the poo stuff from..

Then I rewatched it with poo in mind..

Oh. My. God..o.e

HOW CAN HE COMPARE HIS SHIT TO HIS MOTHER AND A PRETTY FLOWER?!O:<

o 3o

[pirateofcolorado2818]

My face hurts from smiling anf laughing so much! LOL!! XD THESE COMMENTS MAAAAN~

[mushmush132]

My image of Kaito is dying... along with his 'flower bud'...

[Strawberry4Ichigo]

I thought for some odd reason that it was the death of his child but then after reading the comments a few times I came to realize I was VERY wrong o___e

[elvensith001]

@Strawberry4Ichigo You could say he "birthed" it.

[kasumi421]

Is he talking about sex? No. Is he talking about love? No. Is he talking about masturbation? No. Is he talking about some spiritual meaning? No, no, no!! Well, what the hell is he talking about!!!?

Poo. He's talking about poo. -_- Yaaaaay.

[angel2559]

@kasumi421 LOOl, we're on the same page, really sounded like masturbation until you read the poo comments XD haha

[kasumi421]

@angel2559 The world's greatest crap song...literally. XD

[angel2559]

@kasumi421 Lool, agreed, nothing could sound more beautiful than singing about crap when you don't understand till you read the subs ^0^

[Inumell666]

i don get it 0w0

*is the one person who is so dumbfounded and likes the music too much to pay attention to what the lyrics say*

[OpheliaLove1]

*Listens to the song* Ooh, its sounds so nice *reads the lyrics* LMFAO :'D

[EvilVampireHunter]

O_O

...

Ignorance is bliss, sometimes. I could've lived the rest of my life without knowing what this song actually meant...

[WithASock]

Is this about what i think it is? 0.o

[karolalpha]

I love this fanart! :3

who's the artist??

[falschblut1345]

far away my beloved fruit ha ha ha never laughed so hard ok he likes eating that fruit any way

this song sounds nice

[ToromaKanieren]

e A e This song and it's lyrics are so pretty, and have great meaning....why did it have to be twisted OTL

[fauxonym7]

Ohey, I now have a bathroom song.

[siverfanweedo]

stop sing song with teh same word over and over agagin TO all voacliods

[RenegadeOfShadows]

You know, because 'fruit' and 'seeds' and...haven't any of you read lemons before D8 ?

[RenegadeOfShadows]

I thought it was about masturbation, personally.

[therapi9559]

"...today it bore fruit again"

xDDDD

[destinymagician12]

Damn, when I heard this song had a hidden meaning, I was expecting a metaphor for ... a more important issue in life...

... oh well, it makes good lulz

[hermiethefrog]

Wait, it's about pooping? I thought it was about him um, working himself and releasing the pent up energy...

Either works for me!

[hamster3467]

Praise of Poo O___o;;

[KeiriiSakuraKashii]

what the hell is the secret meaning?! I highly doubt it's poo like everyone says. And M preg, really?!

[apusama]

@KeiriiSakuraKashii believe it or not...xD

[PrincessPengy]

Aww, man, I thought of SO many different meanings for what he was singing about before the end of the song came, but at least most of my guesses were close... somehow, the thought train started at Bloodville, then ended at M-preg Junction...

What.

[myyamisamasochist]

lmao gosh the song sounds so beautiful....until i realised what he was singing about XDDD

[RainfireShadow]

*downloads MP3 and will play this the moment she goes to the bathroom xDDDDD *

[RainfireShadow]

.......I had so much respect before I read the comments though I was pretty suspicious about the ending...but now..comment...LMAO KJHGDNBXSMSKSDB

[zekeybomb]

a guy singing about ... pooping ... and wanting praise for his poop ... and then saying good bye too it ... BEST...LYRICS...EVERRRRRRR!1!!­!!!!ONE!!!!!

[mssgrace]

I can honestly say this is the most beautiful song about a ... umm.... bowel movement I have ever heard.

Geeeez the things people come up with these days.

[derFischmoerder]

Kaito, what the fuck?

[sonicandmay4evr]

Is...he talking about....oh god....OH GOD!! XDDDD Holy crap this is funny! You guys only wish it were a fruit tree >.>

[Sky8Moon]

hahahahahahahahahaha......

god that is halarious XD

just read the comments XD

[mymusic193]

you know, it's such a serious song yet so not...

[cliffdannau]

hahaha respect for singing about something like that xD so emotional

[mymusic193]

totally thought it was talking about something else...

[ixWishingx3]

LOL!!! KAITO!!! XDD

I love how serious they made it. And i guess it's true. LOL THE TEARS AT THE END AWESOME!! AWESOME!!! -claps-

[sasuke0491]

first time i watched it: wth kaito your singing about a fruit tree

*read comments* O.o

Second time i watched it: Laughed my ass off

[HadesKHG]

i read it the first time is he giving birth O_o or whatever carring a child HIUHUHUHU

[thechickenfromhell]

O//O;; Why Kaito, why??

[sleepyschezo]

...........stil cannot believe they made a song about....pooping. Seriously?

*would download the mp3 anyway*

[HibirdTuna]

D: I can't believe this beautiful song can be something about.. 'that' >.>

[eeveelover12]

i bet you anything that some japanese person made this song just to see how long it would take for people to get it XD

[rubygirl283]

Only a man would be content to sing this song.

Watched it again after reading the comments... LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!

[ShootingStarNeo]

*watches once* Aw, what a pretty song.

*watches again, this time actually reading the subs*

...

AHAHAHA, oh wow.

[EternaMidnight]

So I was looking in an English-Japanese dictionary and Shiritsu is Private and Tsubomi is flower bud... and I sat for a second n remembered SOMETHING being referred to as a rosebud, then was like "oh... ew. XD"

[EienOfDark]

@EternaMidnight shiri also means butt. the title is butt-bud.

[ReddoJyuusan]

Just what I needed before going to bed... lol *shakes head*

[pwned31904]

Why is it about poop? (Surprisingly, i have to poo now.)

[PokemonFan3]

Oh wow....I thought this was about something COMPLETELY different and way more perverted >_>;

[ShootingStarNeo]

@PokemonFan3: I thought it was about whacking off until I read the comments.

[Offertory]

@ShootingStarNeo I thought the same thing. Not that the real meaning is much better. lmao Oh, Kaito...

[mymusic193]

@Offertory i thought the exact same thing too. nice message, eh?

[NinjaFerrari]

I watched it once thought it was super awesome love song or something...

then I read the comments....watched the vid again........and I couldn't stop laughing. XD

[khgrl12]

awwwww BWAHAHAH XD

[averagepeach]

This song made me realize the beauty in nature.

[LimechanPT]

L-LOL! W-what?! xD *just read the comments* It's about pooping? o.o'

[darksorceressharuko]

Poop? Really.. I thought it was about.. something else. >.>"

[Lanz3173]

farewell, farewell my beloved poop. haha!♥♥♥

[ydfgydg]

I liked this song. I really did - until I found out that it's about pooping.....now I LOVE it xD

[TheLadymissT]

Only Kaito can make a song about taking a dump sound so lovely. Lols Kaito potty humor...

[kauitheutau]

ok, this is bugging me, but what in gods name does the song mean?????

(obviously i have no effing clue)

[eeveelover12]

@kauitheutau it is literaly about pooping....

[yuyuchan]

oh god! why you guys have to tell!!

[THEToastFairy]

If Kaito's version doesn't satisfy you enough, there's also a Len version and a Rin version. Isn't it just the greatest? ;D

[Touchmon]

LOL. This is funny.

I'm going to play it in my car with my friends and when they ask what it's about, "It's about pooping. Isn't it awesome!?"

Now I've seen or heard it all.

[luviyi]

where do i get lens version?

[khgrl12]

lol,i FOUND IT! *faves* THERE! now you cant leave me,you little basterd.....O_O hmm....>_> errm...

[kerenitychan]

@khgrl12 ... ( -.-") uuuuuuuuuuuuuhm what?

[khgrl12]

@kerenitychan

gah,ive been searching for this song for a while >.< i got alittle to excited that i found it XD

[mauricelucas]

xDDDD Oh Kaito, you amuse me!

[MetanteiTriforce]

This is the funniest freakin' song I know! XDDD Love you Kaito!

[Zetsobou13]

@kerenitychan I'm a lyric writer so I know how hard or easy it is to do that. It's rather quite easy to make a song that seems completely different than what it's hidden meaning is. In other words, songs are viewed differently by people.

[Zetsobou13]

Um, hopefully you can understand what this means. The song is about pooping... Ugh, what insane person would make a song about that of all things? Love=common, life=typical, this=WTF!!!

[kerenitychan]

@Zetsobou13  ok wat the hell how can they makeit sound like a love song or so

[Zetsobou13]

@kerenitychan Um...shiri means buttock and tsubomi means bud. I think that is enough information for you to understand what the song is about... I think you would of been better not knowing what it was about...

[kerenitychan]

@Zetsobou13 ok know i know as much as before gotta find myself a dictionary =.="

sorry 'bout that i'm a belge i dont usualy speak or hear or talk english

[kerenitychan]

OK AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN4T HAVE A CLUE WHAT ITS ABOUT OR WHAT

[Zetsobou13]

If only this song was about fruit... In this case, ignorance would be bliss. I wish I didn't read what shiritsubomi meant...

[kerenitychan]

@Zetsobou13 what does it mean? come on you guys im totally clueless. don't you guys know im a complete no brain?

[berry9]

i wonder if he was singing this in the bathroom...

[xoxoLilNekoxoxo]

one thing i noticed about Vocaloid is that they can sing about just random objects like flowers, tables, a chair or a tea set and just make it sound so beautiful it breaks ur heart....BUT ITS ABOUT A DAMN FRUIT!!!!

*gives Kaito a lifetime supply of fruit*

Me: now now Kaito, no more sad songs about fruit! ^-^

Kaito: ARIGATOU!!!!!! *munch munch* :3

[festiveshimmer]

OH. It seriously took me a few listens to get it.

Geeeez, now I don't know whether to love or be disgusted by this song. XD

[khgrl12]

wtf is this about? (im not the brightest,but i think its....impreg? O_O NAH.....)

[JosephDestinyTurner]

poooop!!! DD:

[Nar2211]

No one will give you praise for it?! Of couse they won't!!!!

[GintoriOdessa]

Honestly, words escape me. I don't know what to say about this <.<; Wow, Kaito, just...wow.

[xmaster2]

Fruit .... are you serious? Kaito, what is wrong with you. Why would you liken it to fruit?! ITS LIKE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE!!!! You disgust me! *points in horror as Kaito sits in the bathroom looking rather pleased with himself* ARRGGGHHH!!!

[Devoid0513]

...you can't tell what the song is really about just from the music. I thought it was something sentimental but then I cracked up when I actually read and understood the lyrics. Like, Fruit?? seriously?

[THEToastFairy]

K-Kaito........ O.O Don't look so smug and content in that picture while singing this song!!!!

[rainbowfeatherdbird]

XD lolololololol oh i get it

[MagicalKittenT]

I hate how this song appears in the related video list of all those beautiful songs... Or do I? XDDD

[Deeptilovedbsk]

the lyrics was stupid but i love the music

[nostaligic]

jeez...

its like a heartbreaking, sentimental, beautiful song

and then i saw the true meaning of it

...

im cracking up..

[SakuraKanji]

I swear whoever made this made it to make fun of those who can't understand japanese ROFL ROFL cause this song- LOLOL OH GOD. its so beautiful- but.. but....

[BunniBunny]

It's beautiful, but the meaning of this song...

It's still a pretty-sounding song though.

[LostLugia]

i think they were think about making a children song...Don't you think the song and the lyrics are always fit to be sung to kids?

[kucinglaper]

why such a beautiful melody has that kind of lyrics!? *can't stop laughing*

[iamnotokay24]

I dont get it, what's funny about it? It sounds beautiful to me. I don't know what you guys are talking about though. D:

[MrSexyShinigami]

@iamnotokay24 shiritsubomi is a coined phrase, shiri=buttocks tsubomi=bud

if you still don't get it, it's about pooping

[khgrl12]

@MrSexyShinigami

oh my god,reading your comment i finally get it now! XDXD omygodess....XD WRONG! XD.

[kerenitychan]

@iamnotokay24 *lays hand on shoulder* welcome to the club i don't have a friggin clue either

[Androzolan]

Why are all of Kaito's songs so broken hearted? I love his voice and his songs but I feel kinda down when I hear them

[YukiYume3221]

the original songwriter was messed up. it sounds so beautiful but..........

*Face palm.

from now on i don't understand jap

[XxXkonanXxX]

at first i thought kaito was pregnant [ok thats wierd]

but when i read again the lyrics again i LOLed.. i discovered the real meaning haha..clue:"removing the wastes in our body and it is also use as a fertillizer "

[dogtree103]

A part of me wishes I never found out what this song was about XD;;

[akaiblue]

i love these lyrics... so beautiful and sweet ^-^

[SrslySmrt]

...I'm just going to pretend this is about, I don't know, I... just something.

[BloodyScreams]

God what a pretty song... just to be ruined by these hilariously unsightly lyrics... XDDD Sigh I wish I didn't figure it out...

[boredomDX]

Since this song is so effing beautiful, I'm gonna pretend I don't know what it's talking about now.

[hennachokoKNIGHT]

this... I can't stop laughing now. XDD it's a really pretty song, if you.. don't think of what the lyrics mean.. XD

[berry9]

Kaito+beautiful song+funny lyrics+awesome pics= PURE WIN!

[KrispyApplez]

Sounds like something having to do with something 'private' :O

LAWL!!! I thought it was reproduction at first buuutttt....