That's My Penis

[AlrightThen15]

"That's your penis, sorry about that" --- "That's OK, would you like to have dinner tonight"

[theShadowviking]

"...That's your penis, alriiight, sorry about that."

[cruzifixx]

It's his own fault :D I mean, why is he wearing his pants SO low...

[bigsexi18bbw]

lmfao!!!!!! arkward!

[Makaveli7Soldier]

awkward.....

[TheColdpark]

THIS IS WHY YOU BUY A BELT!

[mollan95]

hahaha omg ... i feel sorry 4 you xD

[XxAlelokkxX]

How did I get from vocaloid songs to "This is my pennis"? O.o

[MrAllfg]

"i see you shaking, kinda making me nervous" *Grabs his penis*

[HottieBlondee14]

I laffed so hard after seeing this the first timee(: :D

[xxFABLEZxx]

He got a big one!

[OneWayRoad]

...............awkward....

[kyleboy600]

"what's that" "that's my penis" LMFAO

[WhoisadVerSity]

LMAO!!!

[Roxas0231]

" that's your penis, alright "

he seemed okay with a little junk in his hands

[thesjwshesaid]

@intoodeepnow lmfao!!!!!

[arjay519]

cop: oh whats this right here/dude:thats my penis/cop: oh thats your penis LOL

[intoodeepnow]

Cops are so use to grabbing donuts, this was his first time grabbing an chocolate eclair. lol

[airborne4lf]

@intoodeepnow lmao i know a lot about donuts and thats funny

[intoodeepnow]

even though the blk dude said, it was cold outside, the cop still suspected it as being big enough to be a weapon.

[intoodeepnow]

yeah... once you feel a black one, its hard to get it out of your mind. Im sure he was excited to tell his wife that he got to feel a big black penis today! lol

[JellyBeanNikka]

First off, the cop shouldn't have grabbed riqht there, it's like he search just there & not around there & second off, he should have a penis, so while he's hold the other quy's, don't ya' think he would know what one feel's like? Even if black dick is biqqer & better, there still all the same on the inside. Dumb cop. The quy qettinq searched was at no fault that he gotbdick raped by a cop, you can't tell a man to pull up there pant when women have way to low low cut shirt's that we don't wanna

[adornobunch]

in his head he was like damn thats bigger than mine!

[TheSuperHeros2]

LOOOL

[TheFightingwarrior]

LMAO thats my penis

[karmadhyana]

Wow, dude...if THAT isn't a testamony for pulling your pants up when you leave the house, I don't know what is. I guess some dudes think everybody wants to see thier junk and/or trunk.

[broadbent48]

And the Police Officer was never the same.

[karmadhyana]

@broadbent48 Right??? And he had his hands professionally sterilized afterwards.

[Arthos455]

thats your penis alright 0-0

[2ootsie]

i love how calm the guy gettn searched was "oh that was just my penis" lol

[aviancegaines]

lol dumb cop

[simcityfaan]

@aviancegaines "dumb cop"? are you stupid. you should rather say dumb guy for being too stupid to wear is pants right -.-

[iamdeathmarine]

lol look at the mans face.

[gumilar99]

AKWOOAWKAOWOAWK ROFLMAO!

hhahahah

[ogeeekurde]

hahahahaha einfach geil

[AceHawkR]

Lmao, where was this lmfao

[obamasucksdick99]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[Matthiasj1999]

gay^^

[rysha101]

and thats your penis....

[AzureKnife]

That was hot.

[Yummixhan]

-awkward . . .-

[Akuma20]

hahahaha looool

[pinky101ist]

LOlLolLolXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX­D cops leves day we do everything to find drugs on peopleXDXDDXDDXDXDXDXDXDD

[Limbonius1st]

Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!

[MoolahMogul1]

sigh stereotypical black american. Just as a side note that isnt part of black american culture... its hip-hop pop culture.

[karmadhyana]

@MoolahMogul1 Where did hip-hop pop culture originate, just out of curiosity?

[dodgecaravantinted]

Imagine a robbery at a local bank. Now, the robber says he must shoot one innocent customer to show cops how serious he is. I think no-one would mind if he went for some guy with the pants on the ground.

[xblondexclairex]

Ahaa lol xD

[MountainQueen]

I would have said I didn't believe him, and then continue to examine LOL

[chunky52695]

@MountainQueen haha

[Demi502]

pants on the ground pants on the ground u look like a fool with ur pants on the ground XD

[SonicMaverick3000]

PANTS ON THE GROUND...

[KiingOfSwag]

lookin like a fool wit your pants on the ground

[Jaisears1]

wtf was his dick doin up there?!?!?

he must have had a boner and tucked it up.

[xWoWxDeltfx]

superbad FTW!!!

[Lightwoft]

Who is that police?

.......................

-_-'

[intoodeepnow]

@Lightwoft ....his name is "Dick Tracer"

[christrigg1]

the cop wishes he could do that again.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

"The cop wishes he could do that again."

Wow, that is so wrong to say.. xD xD lol

[Marvin16x]

that's my penis. - ah that's your penis allright

[YourDarkAccomplice]

LOL I am amused by your attempt to seems superior, when all I've done was answer your comment with a fact. *shrug*

If you have a problem with comments and freedom of speech, I advise you leave youtube before you make the discovery of freedom of speech and then you might bust a vein in your temple and die. o.o;;

"No way, people commenting their opinions and facts different to my beliefs... impossible for my brain to conceive!! " lmao, amusing.

[christrigg1]

i think you caught him speechless. he has nothing more to say. good job sir =P

1st amendment in action everybody remember that!

[YourDarkAccomplice]

*blushes* well, seems you've got me speechless yourself with your comment. Thank you, I am humbled.. :)

Oh... and also... "sir"? Hmm.. I'm a girl.. :P muahahah

[christrigg1]

oops sorry bout that. your username makes it impossible for me to tell (no offense its a cool name) and merry Christmas :D dis haz been posten at 1:00 teh nite beefowr crismis :O!

(sorry im a bit hyper...yet im tired..weird isnt it?)

[YourDarkAccomplice]

Haha! What an interesting comment to return to. lol good to witness your hyper side so late at night on youtube..

I never thought I'd come to a video like this on such a holiday.. xD Thanks dude, I blame you. ;) Merry Christmas!

[christrigg1]

Merry Christmas to you to :) i got an xbox 360 elite

[KiingOfSwag]

me 2 and a roll of toitel papper

[christrigg1]

edit on my response to your response to my comment: not 1:00, 11:00 :D

[YourDarkAccomplice]

"You've got a lot of balls posting a comment like that on me"

hahaha, the only balls I have are called ovaries. And pardon me, I didn't know I was commenting facts upon some epic legendary creature who does not like comments stating facts.. *grins* Gee, I wonder what I'm in for.

Calling someone nuts because they stated a simple fact is just plain delusional.

Please, grow some dignity and enjoy the video without acting a fool in public.

Above it all, this was a pretty funny vid xD poor guy

[soconnor889]

Is the officer sorry that the yougman had a penis or that the officer touched it or what? There's so much going on here. Who took thisvideo. Was it staged? Do the suspect and Police officer take the relationship further. Who then becomes the Top and who becomes the Bottom?

[YourDarkAccomplice]

That is just speculation of a restless mind just waiting to bust into other ideas just cause some simple video with a simple mistake --probably caused by the style of wearing your pants way too low-- and suddenly taking things a bit too far by showing us exactly what contents you have in your mind. ;)

[soconnor889]

Well, Dr. of You tube/Thinkology, I think you hit it on the head. Although I feel tht your Public posting of my comment sort of gives me the shaft. Not to put too fine a point on it but you got a lot of balls comment like that on me.I think you are nuts. One more crack like that and , well you won't be so cocky, I' ll tell you. I think you are sick. I think you need some penisillin.What are you ,some kind of Crank?

[YourDarkAccomplice]

Hmm.... wow, it seems someone is a little too sensitive for his own good. Threatening a stranger for merely posting a factual comment about your opinionated statement. It may serve you well to know that I do not respond kindly to mindless brutes who's only way to power is making threats just because they feel their intellect was insulted by a mere simple comment. You need to relax, kid, atleast.. I hope you're a kid... be pretty sad if you were an adult. Tsk tsk.... have some dignity, mate.

[soconnor889]

I don't see a threat. I see a fair amount of stupid comments. Mostly mine but some of yours. I was trying out that new thing called sarcasm. You, well you, i think are humorless and clueless. We're done

[CalypsoEclipse]

Duuude, chillax... it wuz juss a comment! LOL juss cuz u look like a fool dont mean u gotta go around threatenin' people... haha

[soconnor889]

Ha ha I can't think of anything funny or clever to say, haha I can't even spell. And when I run out of big boy words I cry threat, threat. Like I told your fellow weirdo Your dark accomplice there's no threat, just a bunch of stupid comments, mostly mine. Now you've joined in to see if you can be stupid ,too. Congratulations, you win. You are stupider than me!

[YourDarkAccomplice]

"if you comment me again, you're going to regret it" ... passes as a threat, and if you don't know that.. then it's ironic that you call rational comments stupid. heh, says a lot about you. Plus "stupider" is not a word. *shrug* if you were wise, you'd learn from comments instead of flinging insults. LOL sad.

[soconnor889]

your smarmy half correct replys are like crack to me . if this was a perfect world,Obie-Wan, we could just wait for the pearls of wisdom to flow from your magnificent brain. I comment because I amuse myself and ,sometimes others. I realise now I have become a projec t for you to unleash your wonderfull scope of critical knowledge. Good luck in your career as an amateur provider of perfection and brilliance. you are an inspiration to.....no one.

[YourDarkAccomplice]

LOL "Chillax". I like that.

[HawKReaper8]

"what's this right here?"

"That's mah penis"

"Sorry bout that"

"It's all'ite"

hmm, me thinks he liked it

[averatec6]

haha,

wats that its my penis. haha, squeeze it man! i wud hard!

[KOMARpce]

HAHAHHAHA

[solidersk8ter]

Lmfaoo. Whats this. Err whats this? Umm thts ma penis. Err sorry about that. Lmfao rofl!!!!!!!!

[msd60178]

pull your dam pants up and maybe you could have out run him, but instead you got caught and now you got a cop grabbing your junk

[Melbshuffler94]

whats this right here...?

uhmm...thats my penis

xD ROFLMAO

[PSPGENIUS714]

Lmao..

[ShadowKaiserin]

A very good reason not to wear your pants so low. XD

[pownu2hell]

Hmm that feels familiar... I wonder what it is?

[angrytophat]

uve been raped lad

[XironRules]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

what's that ? " squeeze, squeeze "

cops in america are allowed to do everything .. sick

[elmboyy]

LOL. HAHAHA.

[CubanShawty5]

toooooo funny! omg! lmao

[sonyfucker]

RAPE !!!! lol

[chay619wrestlemania]

What's that? That's my penis. Oh, erm...Sorry about that.

[bombdiggittyfresh201]

hahha.

you know he did that on purpose.

[SkrewYouGuys]

lol

[Musashi862]

rofl!

[daboys121]

Alllright...sorry 'bout that...

[Spyrolovers]

omg omg omg that guy is a perv

[wariobidness]

HA "Sorry 'bout that..."

[mandygirl009]

omfg! thats too funny!

[grparkourgr]

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[darysons1]

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[yeonathon]

lololololol LMAO THATS MY PENIS

[isaaclovsorange]

HAHAHAHHA

[mdub68]

lmao hahaha

[mustangrules]

lmfao!!!!!

[Smurfie6669]

lol

[Deanmc2406]

hahaha he was on a boner!

[HxExRxOx]

LMFAO!! llllllllllooooooooooooolllllll­lll

[LaurynUk]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[lukeywookey]

omg!! "thats my penis"

[Mivsher]

Oh snap! He sort of squeezed it, checking stuff out....but no one was offensed, they just kept doing what had to be done. :D

[670chris076]

lol

[Groceryboys1fan]

Holy shit i would have freaked out if i were him.

[cesarvictor1125]

i love black people they are like a very good chokolat....i like to lick them inch by inch mmmmmmmmmm

[LoldemortII]

lawl favourite ^^

[0discover0]

LMFAO!

[ncfwhitetigress]

That was hilarious.

[aiptekvideos]

HAHAHAHA "Thats your penis, alright"

[thatonehalfnigga]

i hate black people so much damn niggers

[ncfwhitetigress]

You envy their penises and you know it.

[thatonehalfnigga]

i am black

[ncfwhitetigress]

Half.

[itsboyde]

why would he?

[ncfwhitetigress]

Why would he what?

[MetalGearNaked]

I'm gonna send MLK on your ass.

[llshamelessll]

Hey! come feel my penis pretty boy!

He must not have had a very good reason to search him since he didnt ask any questions. more police state?

[donydamj]

he thught it might be a gun

[luv2skate93]

lmao it would probably be mor elike a cannon than a gun

[insightisftw]

"That's my penis." "Oh, sorry about that."

I giggled.

[skilltakes]

haha sorry bout that

[j03yl0nd0n]

hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gabrielkwi]

LMFAO

[DPhily]

Cop calls for back up, cause thet big black dyck, is to much to handle for one cop.

[cy29sportped]

Umm, hey racist dumbass... Did you see how he grabbed it? 3 fingers bud... Probably thought he had an outty belly button. So, quit your racist bullshit and maybe learn something one day :D

[codholmegaard]

Eahhhhvv ahahahahahahahahahahaha that is so freaking funny!!!!!!!

[supernaturalmc]

LMFAO!!! GOT 'EM! Early April fools bitch

[Imnotfatimfluffy96]

Thats my penis...... yea.....

[rastanpwn]

WTF!!!! haha

[blmh1959]

fucking niggers where there pants below there waist like, well....NIGGERS!!!

[CapoeiraRush]

hore!

[DazedConfused989]

Are you serious right now? It's 2009 stop living in the dark ages you small-minded racist bastard.

[nugget848]

lol i love how the cop acts like its nothing new, like its happened a hundred times

[Pleasemurdermeelmo02]

epic:D

[ThaStuff1]

The dude goes thats my penis. The cop calls back up. Back up ask "whats wrong?". Cop says "Hes cocked".

[Pacolikespie1967]

The Cop is freaking hilarious!

[WilmersdorferGabel]

haha oh my god so fuckin funny xD

[bootaythug]

I would have loved to be that cop but he has a litlle dick

[gracielaespinoza]

hahaha thats funny.. THATS WHY U SHOULDN'T WEAR UR PANTS THAT LOW!!!

[XcaptainflamingoX]

ok that cop is just gay or something

[NEGROE101]

wtf

tthat cop was groping that shit like its a toy or sumin

[DPhily]

REF::: cuz he black, we carry big guns

NO LIE, THAT U's DO

[DPhily]

DAM, the police are so dam lucky. They can touch them BBC's, anytime they want. All in the name of doing there job.......DJ

[marcosEstrello]

O M G ROFL!!! He was all touchin it "hmmm whats this?" xD!!!!!!

[digitalstk]

too good

[Dware04]

why is his dick above his belt

[bubba2301]

hes wearing his pants at half mast for fallen rappers

[MORETHANKRYPTONITE]

cuz he black, we carry big guns

[DPhily]

REF:::why is his dick above his belt

NO LIE, THAT U's DO.

[shotgunsam666]

awkward...

[XayadethDennis]

lmao. wow...

[tonioonp]

hilarious

[olmille08]

wats that right there thats my penius

[DPhily]

His big penis at that

[Danny77uk]

haha

[1234evan5671389]

hahahah i love dat one

[818loko]

haha i actually feel bad for tha cop. lol

[BenderBurgers]

you should have coughed

[Playboysmurf1]

If his pants covered his junk that wouldn't have happened. Next time he might think twice about walking around with his pants around his ankles.

IDIOT GET A BELT

[johndalymusic]

cops need love too