The best ITV regions were Granada, Thames, Anglia, LWT and Central. Living in the Granada region we didn't get jingles until 1989 that i know of, being born in the early 80s. We had in-vision continuity until late 90s,and the continuity announcers were warm and friendly,the great Charles Foster, Beverley Ashworth and Colin Weston who used to crack a joke. Speaking of jokes that's what ITV1 is now.
'And now on Yourshite Televison, the same repetative dirge we show every day at this time that hardly anyone bothers to watch. This programme will be repeated again, in ah hour's time, just in case you missed it the first 4 times already.' ITV PLC at it's, errr.... worst.
An accurate description of Yorkshire TVs output, un-professional, no in-vision continuity and a shit ident. Also they treat Lincolnshire as if it doesn't exist, as everyone else in the country does. FUCK OFF YORKSHIRE!!
That one didn't even bother me, iven I've seen it a few times,not that I complaining, as the jingle sounded slihtly calmer than the EMergency Logo did, and I like the idea of the chevron being upside down!
Sazzy - I had to endure both Yorkshire and Anglia, and I preferred Yorkshire TV. Rfitz - You are right, ITV is crap, and we have a certain 'woman' Prime Minister to blame for that. She allowed TV stations to buy other TV stations, which wasn't allowed before the Broadcasting Act of 1990. That was the beginning of the end.
No, my point is that Anglia were a much more friendly, professionally presented station, which actually bothered to have in-vision continuity announcers who were very warm and friendly and who took the time to read out birthday mentions, which I loved as a 4 year old kid, back in 1971. Anglia cared about their viewers in a way Yorkshire never did. And Lincolnshire has more common links with East Anglian than Yorkshire.
That made me laugh out loud! So funny! Yorkshire TV was amateuris;h crap which we in Lincolnshire had to endure. Far inferior to About Anglia, which we were forced out of.
this is wonderful, i thought i was saved when i discovered christianity - but now i realise that was a load of crap - i will worship Youreshite Television instead from now on.
Fantastic! But is this meant to be a laconic comment upon YTV's general output? (I'm not from the transmission area and don't live there, so pretty much all I see of theirs is Countdown.)
Nah, it's just me parodying something I remember from when I was a kid. Nothing more than that :)
It was meant as a throwaway gag I was going to slap on the front of some stuff I uploaded.
As for YTV, I was under the impression that it had been swallowed up into the faceless ITV behemoth. Personally, I live in the STV (ex. Grampian) area, but that's pretty faceless too.
Music is actually just the original recording of the jingle from that version of the ident.
However, it was messed about with in a sample editor. (Mixed with copies of itself raised one and two semitones respectively; the resulting combination of notes is intentionally out of harmony :)
Sounds like Olivier Messiaen !
FreddieSausage 3 months ago
Lol, love it! have a look on TVark.com for some great mucked-about-with LWT idents
mrspivvy 7 months ago
The best ITV regions were Granada, Thames, Anglia, LWT and Central. Living in the Granada region we didn't get jingles until 1989 that i know of, being born in the early 80s. We had in-vision continuity until late 90s,and the continuity announcers were warm and friendly,the great Charles Foster, Beverley Ashworth and Colin Weston who used to crack a joke. Speaking of jokes that's what ITV1 is now.
DaveyC95 11 months ago
Oh man, that music and mock title just crack me up everytime i see it
BuddyFantastic 1 year ago
YOURSHITE TV - sounds like sour grapes from Granada TV back in 1968!
MrStepwild 1 year ago
I would definately watch this channel :) far better than the shite on ITV; at least it does what it says on the tin.
teaface1976 1 year ago
'And now on Yourshite Televison, the same repetative dirge we show every day at this time that hardly anyone bothers to watch. This programme will be repeated again, in ah hour's time, just in case you missed it the first 4 times already.' ITV PLC at it's, errr.... worst.
JFredUK 1 year ago
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Co2Und3rground 1 year ago
Classic TV :)
teaface1976 1 year ago
Any resemblance to any other television services is purely factual. LOL.
dacrlit 1 year ago
Yorkshire, Go Back Upside Down To Normal On ITV Please.
shirleygibson 1 year ago
An accurate description of Yorkshire TVs output, un-professional, no in-vision continuity and a shit ident. Also they treat Lincolnshire as if it doesn't exist, as everyone else in the country does. FUCK OFF YORKSHIRE!!
Feisty1967 1 year ago
Huh?! What on earth is that suposed to be, other than a little unusual? I don't exactly mind that one, given it's neither good nor bad!
bagpuss211 1 year ago
Upside down Y LOL
jpongsin2002 1 year ago
They could've given that name to Carlton.
Rexeljet 1 year ago
Yourshite TV - A Simon Cowell production!
thefrecklepuny 2 years ago 11
That one didn't even bother me, iven I've seen it a few times,not that I complaining, as the jingle sounded slihtly calmer than the EMergency Logo did, and I like the idea of the chevron being upside down!
crocodile1374 2 years ago
PMSL - seriously - PMSL!!!!
Tears in eyes lmao!
mr2gti 2 years ago 3
that is what tv is today,well mostly! shit!
regentv980 2 years ago 3
LOL
LollieSmith 2 years ago
Sazzy - I had to endure both Yorkshire and Anglia, and I preferred Yorkshire TV. Rfitz - You are right, ITV is crap, and we have a certain 'woman' Prime Minister to blame for that. She allowed TV stations to buy other TV stations, which wasn't allowed before the Broadcasting Act of 1990. That was the beginning of the end.
ninjaradish 2 years ago 2
No, my point is that Anglia were a much more friendly, professionally presented station, which actually bothered to have in-vision continuity announcers who were very warm and friendly and who took the time to read out birthday mentions, which I loved as a 4 year old kid, back in 1971. Anglia cared about their viewers in a way Yorkshire never did. And Lincolnshire has more common links with East Anglian than Yorkshire.
UKSazzy67 2 years ago
That made me laugh out loud! So funny! Yorkshire TV was amateuris;h crap which we in Lincolnshire had to endure. Far inferior to About Anglia, which we were forced out of.
UKSazzy67 2 years ago
Very amusing, well done.
JJPR1959 2 years ago
They should this for the ident of ITV today because as we all know ITV now is shite
rfitzhen 2 years ago 4
PMSL!!!!! Hahahaha!
AllisonGrosser 2 years ago
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Very funny.
eclectica1 2 years ago 2
This is good for Halloween! lol Nice mangling!
motzPHaragas 3 years ago
Well the way YTV is going this it almost true!
623058 3 years ago 3
Crude but surprisingly good!
AntarcticaTelevision 3 years ago
I'm still laughing !!!!!!! Very funny.
It's a good job we 'Brit's' have a good sense of humour.
blackpoolbarmpot 3 years ago 4
lol!
Funny Shit!
Freaky music though.
HSTFrankin 3 years ago 6
They should of had something like this for april fools day.
racrmimbpsvc 3 years ago 4
That should be the ident for ITV1 it would be very apt, and it'd be the funniest thing they'd have put on.
Ianpbx 3 years ago 10
lol....and true
teaface1976 2 years ago
this is wonderful, i thought i was saved when i discovered christianity - but now i realise that was a load of crap - i will worship Youreshite Television instead from now on.
HGTB08 3 years ago 4
Fantastic! But is this meant to be a laconic comment upon YTV's general output? (I'm not from the transmission area and don't live there, so pretty much all I see of theirs is Countdown.)
crazyclive 3 years ago 3
Nah, it's just me parodying something I remember from when I was a kid. Nothing more than that :)
It was meant as a throwaway gag I was going to slap on the front of some stuff I uploaded.
As for YTV, I was under the impression that it had been swallowed up into the faceless ITV behemoth. Personally, I live in the STV (ex. Grampian) area, but that's pretty faceless too.
I never watch ITV much these days anyway. :/
YoureshiteTelevision 3 years ago
does anyone!!
seamanrob 3 years ago 4
Very good.
dacrlit 3 years ago
Broadcasting complete shite since October 2002 this is ITV1 Youreshite Television
charlieboy7t5 3 years ago 3
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It is SHITE nowadays with ITV1 coming at you with cheap programmes and a shitty corporate look!
AnthonyUK 3 years ago 3
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U R SHITE
dacrlit 3 years ago
Come on yyoouu SAINTS!
BAYCITYROLLERBOY 3 years ago
LOL
chemicalgonads 3 years ago
That's brilliant.
I was always shit scared of that ident as a child, and that version of the music in Minor key will now give me nightmares for years. Ta!
Still, funny though.
Rulinator 3 years ago 2
Hey Man Great Logo And Great Piss take of YORKSHIRE TELEVISION.
One Question....was the jingle(On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at)played on an organ by any chance?
SuperSaintGaz 4 years ago
Thanks :)
Music is actually just the original recording of the jingle from that version of the ident.
However, it was messed about with in a sample editor. (Mixed with copies of itself raised one and two semitones respectively; the resulting combination of notes is intentionally out of harmony :)
YoureshiteTelevision 4 years ago
HA! Thats very funny and creative. You should start up a pirate TV channel and use this Ident.
Good stuff
FugginBarstod 3 years ago