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  • i was DEAD when they started talking about knock-offs!! lol beyonce knew she was threw lol

  • "laying down with him or laying the tracks down?" lmfaoo im dead

  • thanksgiving is coming up imma need a part 2 to this!!!!

  • lmfaaaoooooooooo

  • I thought this was skit was improvised till i heard kevin say 'I forgot my lines"....LOL

  • love this

  • yall are so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @theskorpionshow oooooooh child yall are too hilarious for words!! This is definitely getting a thumbs up from me lol yall should really considering two things bring this show to tv or putting the last three seasons on dvd

  • "where's michele?"

    "...who?" lmaoooo

    "oh we didn't hear 'when love take's over' but we did hear this...*plays single ladies*

    #DEAD lmaoo

  • - Noooo guess again...lmao so funny.!!

  • gotta love makael

  • "Eat , Danny , Eat !"

  • Dis shit halirious

  • i still cannot with this

  • The #shaaaaaaaaaade. I love it.

  • This Is A HILARIOUSSSS Skit!

  • When love tries to take over, rofl !!!

  • Oh Beyoncé, Your not eating??? LOLZ #TriedIt

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  • LMFAO That Shit IS FUNNY!

  • MORE!

    

  • Hilarious.

  • lol "I guess it sucks to be darkskinned"

  • I am so dying right now lol!!! I can't even deal with how hilarious this is!! Love it <3

  • LAUGHING FROM BEGINNING TO END . . DUDE THIS IS HILLARIOUS I HAVE TO SEE MORE VIDS OF YOU GUYS . . L M A O . .

  • Danny..It Jewlz!!! LOL

  • No Not Rod Stewart , ...Kelly, Kelly who? Yo sister

    You still using Beyonce to sell albums

    I bet thats how it is for real

  • Liked the video. Merry Christmas!

  • this is too funny kevin / kelly is so funny  n cute awwww makeal / beyonce is bitchy but funny i like this lol

  • LAUGHING OUT LOUD ALL ACROSS THIS BITCH...YALL ARE A MESS

  • classic

  • LoL that shit was FUNNY!!! I loved it

  • CLASSIC !

  • lol...ya'll are plum stupid!

  • DEAD!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

  • omg i love this one

  • I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL ya'll are crazy!!! When he kept saying "When Love Takes OVERRR!!!" I'm weak!!

  • cool

  • Y'all are SO WRONG for the little girl as Jewels.. " I guess it sucks to be darkskinned....lmaooo!"

  • @Nappilocs lol omg ur too funny

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA MAKEAL HAD ME ROLLING WHEN SOLANGE CALLED. omg good video guysss!

  • this is my favorite i watched this about 20 time u guys are hilarious

  • snap for the kids...lmao

  • lmfaoo ok i know im late... but that was funny lol

  • Kelly Rowland's first single "COMMANDER" off her third Dance/PoP/R&B inspired album Produced By David Guetta will be available on Itunes on May 18 for the U.S and may 17 for the UK!! If you haven't heard it please go to her myspace page It's a MUST hear!!!!

  • "No its not lady Gaga, you know i only used that bitch for that one song" LMAO

  • That sh*t was nothing but HIGH-LIRIOUS!!! Makael and Kevin, such a great chemistry, so funny!

    "What do you mean Kelly who?! Kelly our sister!"

    Love it!

    !Nat!

  • lmao. Yall are killing me!!!

  • can u guys make a video about destinys child in a KIDS show u can put dest... walk

    its a bit (realy) boring

  • shes not here shes with wale lol

  • LMFAO david GET-TAH!!! lol its' pronounced GUWEDDA

  • lol "this is my hair kelly! but anyway..."

  • lmao i mean love..haha not the worldd.

  • LMAOOOOOO I laughed through this whole thingggg "whenn the worlddd takeess overr"...haha

  • def. made my night =]

  • LMAO @ Makael's look on 1:54!

  • makael !

  • LMAO TO "SHITTY PIG"

  • i love this

  • Hey guys, this video really lifted my spirits... I hadn't seen it today until I was watching a video by those guys alotaboutus, they suggested it! great vid!

  • Guess again, no seriously! rotflmao!

  • this is a good one

  • damn ya'll this made my day

  • I'm always glad when I find a Skorpion Show video that I missed. This was treat!

  • i love this

  • lol lmao my dad. our father? lol that was hilarious. and the part when skorpion/kelly was like i thought his name was jewls. who do you wanna be jewls or daniel. you already gave him alter egos. lol lmao skorpion and makaels are fools... yall should do skits like this more often

    and wait lol makael was dead wrong for making that noise at the end when you were talking about nene lmao

  • LOL!!!!!!!! Love it!

  • HAHAHAHAH MY RIB CASE TO FUNNY LMAO "no not lady gaga you know i only use that bitch for the video" lool

  • 1:52 Mikael's face was PRICELESS! LOL!

  • even makael... self-proclaimed bey's no.1 fan think bey is a bitch.

  • boy i love ur beanies, mad cute

  • DaJsetter is BAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i been gone for sooo long, but im bak,, i see yall still da same..LOL...... this is LIK soooo GAGGIN!!!!!!! FUNNY,,,, B u kno dat song Kelly was bangin 2 is a HIT..LOL>> i luv it thought,, oh n wats this i hear bout makael comin to ATL, 4 MLK weekend...

  • You two are so funny

  • tooo messy lol can't stop laughing

  • This is mad funny:)

  • snap fo the kidddzzz =)

  • You two are friggin' hysterical.

  • This video is so damn funny!

  • That was a real skit!!! You guys are the the truth!!!! Philly stand up for this skit!!!!

  • :/

    the lil girl jst sitting there she must be thinking WTF IS THESE BOYS DOING

  • ya'll too are crazy!!!

  • this video was funny

  • Noah and Alex (Noah's Arc)

  • What the hell is going on!

  • this is one of ur best shows ever that was funny . i will like to comment u know beyonce is good but i think her albulms will go un notice if she did not have this media exposure thanks to her dad . and personaly i look at her as a second jlo cos it is obvious that she started her solo career copying jlo or should i say having jlo as her inspiration i mean from her hair to her videos then to clothing u name it but i think she is a better singer than jlo but all her videos look like jlo`s

  • Who won this fight?...

  • This is Video is verrrrrry Funny!!!

  • yall are ignit & i love it !!!!

  • ROTMFLMFAO

  • THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG...

  • i love it, real funny.Who is it ? lol

  • LMAO!!! "What do you mean Kelly who?">>>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • LOL!!!

  • Lovezzzzz it! been watching you gouys for a year i just forget to log in everytime! i just rush right to your vids. KISSES!

  • LOL !!! SO TRUE

  • HA-LUR-RIOUS!!!!! LOL

  • Craaazy Shit Luv it <33

  • LOLL

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • this is funny yall are crazy

  • Makeal why b so mean?

  • lol this is def one of ya'll BEST vids :D

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Who is dad? Our father?" I spit out at my coffee at that. LMAO  CLASSIC.

  • yall are a trip!!!

  • lol why should he??

  • "remember when you fell on stage?"

    "Rememeber when i fell on MY world tour?"

    haha. i love this

  • Soooooooooo funny! Keep em coming! How bout y'all show ME some twitter love Skorpion show?

  • That was too funny, LOL @ "Bitch, I forgot my lines" Yall were too funny in this improv/skit.

  • Check this profile -  vaajpiens

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • well..theyre half right..lol

  • OMG I can't stop watching this lol this is like my 4th time watching this!!!

  • yuh guys r t2o funny

  • Yall are so crazy, love it.

  • This is what happens when u u get bored! lol Yall are tooo silly!!!

    OH no its not Janet Jackson...even tho she dont like us!!! lol YES Its Kelly!!! :) LOL

  • lol, lol, funny video, but i hate the part wen u call rihanna name about in people songs. u guys so wrong. rihanna got hits more than bee. look that up!!!! riri got money, bee got money. and jay-z wont let his 2 girl stop making hits! and look out for rihanna u gonna see move and more, i just has a feeling, if u can look and see rihanna interviews now u can see that she is getting comfortable for the cam. love bee as well. kelly u my girl!!!

  • Makael i know it was a skit but we all know your history of mean Brandy comments..plz leave her alone she is a beast and she's highly underated..I love Beyonce to but she's not the only talented artist out there..Congrats to Kelly & Michelle it was definitely long overdue for them..DC will always be that breakout group..but those two needed their own shine..hopefully they'll get more credit in the coming years..as always i love the show and you guys r hilarious!!

  • kevin-bitch i forgot my line. kevin I was rollin I love this it is hilarious lmao :)

  • looooooooooool

  • how did you guys do this with out laughing I was falling out....

  • Yall done lost yall damn minds....LOL

  • Lol! Yall are crazy!

  • Makael, I love you, but that was a mean comment about Brandy. To be honest, I don't think any of the singers of today can hold a candle to people like Chaka, Gladys, Patti, or Tina, even Beyonce!

  • Beyonce is the only version of her. She seems content with that. Janet couldn't sing if you threatened to take her year supply of cupcakes away. Only people concerned with making constant Beyonce/Turner comparison are the hatin-ass folks who don't like her. Move around.

  • THIS IS TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! definetly favoriting:)

  • How you doin? lmao

  • lol y'all are stupid for this one

  • lmfao this was funny B got Kelly

  • lol this is funny

  • LMFAO ahahaha this is horrible omfg. too funny.

  • "Where's Solange?"

    "She's somewhere with Wale"

    Lmao

  • LMAOOOO, I love this one.

  • Funny, is all I can say .....

  • LOL yall are off the chain..this is funny...LOL sucks to be dark skinned LOL halarious!!!

  • Snap for the kids!!! Beyonce ate ms. Kelly honey for breakfast lunch and dinner. I live this skit down honey. Y'all cut down and cut up on this one!!!! 20 stars.

  • "It sucks 2 b dark skinned." Omg I've always thought of her sayin sumthn foul like tht lol!

  • OMG! yall are too much! super funny vid!! :)

  • ROTFL.....IT WAS TOOO FUNNY!!!

  • BITCH YOU TRIED IT MAKAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! THIS WAS HILARIOUS:) Happy thanksgiving to you and Kevin.....gave it and served!

  • 08:05 "No guess again" Makael is doing Hilary Banks!!!!!

    Great great great skit guys!!! Can't believe it's an impro!

  • Yeah Bee, Kelly even came to perform in belgium.

  • Ya'll CRAZY!!

  • LMAO this was sooo funny !!! could not stop laughing

  • LMFAO..ya'll crazy as hell for this shit

  • Beyonce was serving it up! LOL

  • LMAO Hell Naw Yall Silly Ass Hell!

    Love Yall

  • lmao...at alter ego all ready beyonce....i died at that comment

  • You two are HILARIOUS! And the scraping of the plate comment was classic. I HEART you two!

  • Yall need to do way more vids 'cause yall get to REALLY say what everybody is thinking.

    "sucks to be dark skinned"

  • Yo' mow can suck a mean dick too, bitch! Get wit it!

  • Please do more of these skits yal, Im in tears LOL

  • where is this show shot? how many people live there?

    I KNOW THIS IS A SKETCH, just wondering why all the shows are done at this location.

  • its skorpion's mother house.

    he moved the show to his own house, but we told him to take it back to his mom's house(where the show originally started) because we love to random FUCKERY going on in the background.

    LOL

  • gotcha.  thanks!

  • LMBO

  • lmao!! yall are crrraaaazy!

  • lol.

  • tru very tru

  • THIS WHOLE SKETCH WAS BANGIN...AND MAKEAL "Beyonce" was gettin it until Scorpion "Kelly" said (Heyyy..solo...u still usin beyonce to sell records)..and Makeal's "Beyonce's" FACE...It Was Over!!!! Kelly won..

  • @ SeexyyAamberr, don't nobody want to chat with you ....THIS IS A BLACK CHANNEL

    ....dumbass.

  • KMLLLLLLLLL

    THAT WAS TOO FUNNY

    i almost died how like every ten secs makael kept askin wats da name of ya song

    "WHEN LOVE TRIES TO TAKE OVER"

    lol lol

  • I loved how Kevin kept singing that part after Makael kept making fun of the song title

  • I love this! :)

  • Makael:"I guess it sucks to be dark skinned"

    Black people will never learn............

  • I think he is poking fun at black folk mentality, which predominates in entertainment, especially the music industry

    if you are familiar with borat, their satire is along the same lines in that aspect

  • he was just ridiculing how black people and the industry can be. i'm sure makael is NOT that ignorant. don't act so slow, hunny.

  • "he was just ridiculing how black people and the industry can be."

    Like I said, Black people will never learn.......

  • Dont be talkin bout brandy makeal!!!

    Brandy is the shit over beyonce

    Beyonce just more sexual

  • funny