Opie and Anthony - Patrice Oneal Breaks down the way black people think (2/5)

[eazyscates]

I'm black patrice seems to be trying to describe a hood nigga not a black man or black people 2 totally diffrent things and the shoe thing the old generation is like that with money us new guys are much better and prefer cheaper prices and dnt care for brand names as much anymore

[sexywhitebriefs]

dark martin boots; wtf! patrice was and is the shit

[amanfirst]

@sexywhitebriefs doc martin

[sexywhitebriefs]

@amanfirst doc martin air wear; i know; patrice was explaining white and said dark martin; i thought it was funny

[ratherBtrainin]

That stolen hat joke was hilarious but for some reason not when that guy said it

[nica305boy1]

Is patrice eating??? and "lives among the brothers." ??? lmao

[RioEllington]

One ascot-wearin' nigga disliked this. :(

[mincdynasty]

RIP patrice

[MelCLIPS]

African-American Studies with Professor Patrice O'Neal.

[bluelinebull]

sarge fuckin nailed opie! thank god someone finally calls that douche out

[thegreenbastard42011]

why does every white guy call in and make a total fool of themself. im white and what i would like to know is, why does every black dude mean mug everyone in any place in any situation.

[AlternateKarmaSource]

the way he said monocle. Brilliant.

[Runs2FukinFast]

lol Patrice got a Ph.D in Niggaology

[AUSROTTENY2K]

2:14 2:47 lol

[tjd92295]

You know you're white when you appreciate the Hartford Whalers reference.

[wdsftygt]

what the fuck is e rock? i thought it was there old terrestrial station but they keep mentioning like it is a man but i never hear this cunt.

[AroundSun]

Rims are nice looking, but now I can't call them rims. I call them my wheels, or when I talk about rims I say wheels. Why? Because the term rims is now ruined and it is ghetto. So I just get new wheels. Rims is now kicks and Wheels are shoes

[BigBen81]

@swcmunited why would they give a shit about you guys laughin' at them?

[Redbob86]

What I learned from this? Apparantly blacks have no concept of how to spend money, and feel a very moronic need to spend shitloads of it on worthless crap out of spite for the white man, even though it doesn't hurt us in any way, shape, or form.

You've been dooped into spending shitloads of money on a fucking jersey instead of a suit. I look good in a suit, you look like shit in a jersey. And shiny objects do not impress me.

[MRWEDAWEST]

@Redbob86 WTF are you talkin about? For 1) This is America.The excess & consumerism capital of the world.Materialism is our true religion.So you sound stupid as hell sayin "black people..spend..worthless crap". Remember - Gucci,Louis Vuitton,Prada,etc,aren't made by or for blacks.These are white companies sellin $800 belts & $1400 sunglasses to mostly white people.

[MRWEDAWEST]

@Redbob86 Secondly) You think black people buy the shit we buy out of spite for "the white man"? Are you fuckin serious? Dude,let me let you in on somethin: Most black people don't give a fuck about white people.Other than when people like you pop up with some racist bullshit towards us,we don't even think about you.

We buy what we buy cuz we like it,idiot.

[MRWEDAWEST]

@Redbob86 "I look good in a suit, you look like shit in a jersey."

That is just the dumbest thing I've ever heard.Where to begin?For 1)That's a matter of opinion. 2) Who says we don't like suits? 3)Suit or jersey - It's the same concept - Buyin overpriced shit to symbolize wealth/success. 4)Suits are overrated anyway.What's a suit prove? Do they make you a better,more trustworthy,smarter person? If ya ask me,suits are meant to impress the weak minded "I can trust him. He's wearin a suit. DOY."

[MRWEDAWEST]

@Redbob86 "And shiny objects do not impress me."

HAHA.Dude,shiny objects impress ALL races.Hell,1/2 of white America believes that having a buncha gold in a vault somewhere "backing our money" (WTF does that even mean?) is the magical cure-all for our economic problems. "We have gold now everybody!! Jobs & raises for everybody."

[stylezNout]

@Redbob86 not really, they spend to get girls

[Nightwing690]

@Tulkastaldo i swear man, he could make huge successful living and make headlines in newspapers teaching a college coruse called *nigrology*, everybody would be like, man, Professor O'Neal has gotta be the coolest teacher ever

[McNugget06]

black people talk funny :D

[TheTocaor]

Implying that a brother is not really black because he is not ignorant is buying into the machine that keeps black people down. Chris Rock and Bill Cosby know this.

[marsh4321]

this is fucking classic lol

[billoba76]

muthafuckas better recognize patrice always spit real ass shit

[Chnamanjx]

"You probably eat mayonnaise sandwiches and wear abercrombie & fitch"

[KobeJames9876]

aw man, after patrice said "my seattle supersonics hat" i got sad : *(

i miss my sonics...

[holic120]

GOLF SOCKS IN THE POOL!!!! OMFG! Wow, that is motherfuckin' hilarious,

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

You got a monocle nigga?

[holic120]

What chu' wearin' a robe nigga!? Those are my favorite lines.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

What you got nigga? A scarf or some shit? Nigga you aint even black. You aint even black nigga. Shit man. You prolly wear golf socks in da pool nigga...