Mass Effect 2 - DRUNK Shepard

[slicer8112]

My computer specs take a big dump on urs.

[othertomperson]

Jennifer Hale's verson is soooo much better.

[sebethea89]

@othertomperson Agreed! That's exactly what I was thinking!

[shon009]

Anyone reminded of Rocko from Undergrads? lol

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

"....DEWIT!...."

Get's me everytime.

[thehonorablereese]

The "DO IT" sounds so aggressive, haha

[luseylottay]

Oh god I totally gotta do this to my FemShep.

It'll be hilarious!

[EchoBoomer1987]

Shepard: *Waking up* Uhhhh what happned.

Miranda: Well........

Shepard: What?

Miranda: You were thrown out of the embassies for trying to make sexual advances on Udina.

[Wotzitify]

The Turian didn't wash his hands D:

[cloudgirl150]

What a champ...

[TheHowlingDark]

Thank you Cerberus for these awesome upgrades!

Now I can drink ten times as much before my death.

[Cm20014]

i luv both dragon age and mass effect plus both elder scrolls and fallout. : )

[DJock93AF]

@Cm20014 cool story bro

[Cm20014]

@DJock93AF thx. but can u reelly do tht on dragon age?

[Cm20014]

is there a way u can do tht in dragon age: origins and dragon age 2?

[Cm20014]

lol i hav never done tht before in mass effect 2, i luv it!!

[iamjuniorduh]

nice

[LovecraftianToenail]

Okay, Krogan ale knocked Shepard off his ass...but what'd happen if he drank it first?

[ariandynas]

@LovecraftianToenail Well It HAS been described as going through non Krogan anatomy much like a handful of crushed glass...

[Neaniscuo]

Your funeral, pal.

[Neaniscuo]

This is genuine batarian ale. Uncut.

[permexOQ]

The Hangover Part 3: Terminus Edition.

watch as Shepard, Jacob & Garrus lose Joker, must find him & find out why there's a thresher maw in the Normandy's bathroom.

[SliPaladin]

@permexOQ FUCKING LOL

[irishtrash15]

EDI: "Shephard, the collectors are on board. You need to take immediate action."

*A drunken Shephard proceeds to strip naked and charge at the collectors with a spoon*

EDI: "Joker, did Shephard drink that bottle of green liqiud we found on Tuchanka?"

[Mangekyu10]

Someone made a drink called Ryncol that's about as strong as the one Shepard had. Here's the recipe:

1 oz absinthe,

1 oz grain alcohol,

1 dash blue curacao,

Drink carefully!

[EternalSpacetree]

WALK AROUND THE CITADEL

FUCK EVERYBODY

CAN'T SEE CAN'T WALK

FUCK EVERYBODY

[ARavingLooony]

i wanted to fly the normandy when i got drunk with chakwas lol

[0n0a0m0e]

me last night :L

[NightwingReborn]

i hate to imagine what a hangover would feel like.

[saygoodnightmanuel]

Shepard: "Hell yea. Put more of the stuff in the thing more stuff goes in."

wow, perfect grammar. he's not drunk enough. :))

[ChaseSumner8888]

that's me when i go to the bar. "this is.... what the hell? it's green."

[FinnmensGrave]

Our Hero Ladies and Gentleman! Our Hero...

[MartynRE]

The turian didn't wash his hands. What an asshole

[InsaneEric130]

Achievement unlocked: Save the galaxy while drunk.

[TheUbikator]

@alexthesoulreaper /watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0 -.-

[tehDman]

@alexthesoulreaper

I'll bet.

[schofieldization]

What place is this at

[CommanderOfTheSun]

lolololol!!!!!

[jm357m]

Some laugh

[sarttan]

Google Translate hid some politics in this video. (Turn on the CC ) and guaranteed in nineteen ninety Iraq and I suggested he and ahern me the PLO the cilia Clinton adressed I have never seen anyone could create peace the FAA yes this is genuine victory in it I've been sitting here eight years general powell

[kiddlala629]

And all this time , Shepard's teamates were just standing there until he passed out.

[gamegod97]

I did this about three times and then went outside and punched the reported, Hey I was drunk!

[elgar101]

The Illusive man checks in 'Hows Shepard, Garrus? 'Yeah , hes fine were doing so undercover work' *Background* 'Garrus, GARRUS i..i..i freaking love you man'

[TheWriter0]

He must have the hangover from hell at the end of the vid.

[king9325]

lol the hero getting drunk, bit like superman or some hero getting drunk except this is like the future.

[pennclick]

Uhhh.. Put s'more of the drink into the thing.. Where the stuff goes into it... Lmao

[cinek111222333]

Zgon :D

[h2oteen]

There's a ryncol shot recipie on The Drunken Moogle. Much like the origional, don't take it lightly. Grain alcohol and absenthe, bleech!

[h2oteen]

@alexthesoulreaper Your girlfriend doesn't know how to tie you up, pants your drunk ass, and play "Where's my little friend?!" ? XD

My fiancee tried that one time after being given muscle relaxants and major pain meds. I accidentally dislocated his arm during the process. Oops!

[Chongles]

your funeral. hahah shepard´s face xD

[councilspectre]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite bathroom on the Citadel

[AppliedSpark]

Wow, what a lightweight. Four drinks and he's down.

[TheOro44]

@AppliedSpark newb that's the hardest stuff they had there and not all the same...

[goddifist]

its almost like your kidney never existed

[AuroraD801]

DO IT

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

Hahaha loved this bit in the game!

[sneasalmaster]

The turian at the end cracked me up.

[Seriphyn]

DO IT!

[axil56]

later Sheperd took Tali and Jack to that bar and it was the best night of his life

[Arcterion]

Aah, I laughed so hard at this scene. :D

[LivingDeadVideos]

"Your funeral pal..."

"Had one of those already."

"What...?"

"Put the stuff in where the stuff goes!"

[Ginteru]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the drunkest guy in the galaxy.

[marciomoraes70]

Coolest barman on the galaxy

[moolah120]

is it just me? Or does male Shepard have no enthusiasm in his voice?

[tectful]

I'm Commander Shephard and this is.skfdkjfksdlkjfsdljfsaljksfd­....ASSUMING DIRECT CONTOIDSFOIFSDJFDOJ *passes out drunk*

[Zirka4life]

"Hell yeah, put more of the stuff in the - thing more stuff goes in."

Omg i was laughing so hard.

[JGigs93]

Do it!

[battenfelder]

Im Commander Shepard and this is my Favourite video on youtube

[KewlHoBro]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my video on the YouTube.

[KARASUadw]

Just imagine, Shep wakes up and says "Miranda what the hell. This is the men's room."

[Dominionlord]

@alexthesoulreaper

if i had a chick i'd give her quality time 24 hours a day if she wanted it ;) for sure ^^

[peepseye1]

Disgusting! He didn't wash his hands after he took a piss! Now there's going to be turian urine on everything he touches.

[ShadowSoldior]

Good to know that only the most kick-in-the-balls alcohol in the galaxy can knock Shepard out cold. I like a galactic hero who can hold his booze.

[LastODSTStanding]

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!

[illlite]

i wish i had drinks that show up on geiger counters.

[tohtorigyro]

one thing... why would a turian practice bartender tricks (flairing?)? i mean isn't that a human invention? :D

[hitechmushroom]

Im commander BUM and i drink like a hole on the citadel

[android17mate]

@TheGamesHD you need to have a really high paragon or renegade level to keep them both

[AkuRokuforever]

xDDDDDD whoa! I`ve never seen shepard drunk! hilarious " do it " :DDDDDD

[predalien290]

Shepard: umm this also tastes like krogon piss

[AntithesisOfFlesh]

He's lucky that he didn't wake up the morning after next to a male elcor

[Tarik360]

fucking lol

[ZahinDenatrose]

LOL.

I couldn't stop laughing when he said "DO IT!"

when I was playing the game.

[PeytonRocks1800]

It would have been funny if Shepard got into a few bar fights since he was drunk.

[wildcoolg]

It would be funny if they changed the dialogue when you talk to other people as drunk Shepard.

[itak365]

Well, that was blunt. "Give me the strongest thing you've got.)

[JJmakesfunofu]

When shepard wakes up:

"That was mouthwash!!!"

[KingDiamondHead]

Yeah sure, thats the life you wish you had.......

[wildcoolg]

Someone needs to lay of the krogan liquor. lol

[MParseface38]

"do it!" sounds soooo aggressive... :D

[ghost1800]

watch the female version of this and compare the two. It's hilarious.

[silverhawkroman]

I think Paul Walker wud make a good shepard look-a-like, maybe even to go act in a mass effect movie lol... tho his voice... idk, watcha think peeps?

[Bernyonce]

DO IT!

[slaschur]

"Hell yeah. Put more stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in." Heh!

[officer020413]

I have 2 full bars, and my eyes already glow red.

Is that enough? :|

[officer020413]

I lost Miranda's loyalty, and the whole team died.

Can someone tell me how to dissolve the fight between her and Jack without losing either's loyalty?

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@officer020413

The whole team? Damn you suck.

Just upgrade the normandy, use Miranda as your fireteam leader, and have a loyal member escort Dr Chakwas crew back. YOu should have at least a few survive if you do that.

[officer020413]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag

The whole second team died, not the full crew. And i had the Normandy fully upgraded.

Not long ago i completed the mission with no casualties.

[Dominionlord]

Miranda,Mordin and Thane died when i ended mass effect 2, i just knew it was a stupid choice!

If i'd had left Grunt and Garrus behind to defend the distraction team and choosed Thane and Samara against the Human Reaper Machine i wouldn't had lost 3 members but perhaps only 1 or 2, damn i feel like i lost something when they died, i just left them at that collector ship and gave the base piece of shit to Illusive Man, maybe none would had died if i wasted my time retreiving it

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@Dominionlord

Leaving Loyal Grunt and/or Garrus to defend would have kept your whole crew alive, because they have the highest "fortitude" besides Zaeed (also garrus is a good leader and sharpshooter)

Mordin is very vulnerable (low fortitude), so you should have used him to escort crew back if he was loyal.

[Dominionlord]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag

i made sure that i had all the necessary upgrades and stuff before i went tot he collectors homeworld, such as Loyalty from all my squad members, and lots of new weapons and armor, i was well prepared but i should had known who was best for defence.. :/ i h8 completing games like this, now all i can do is to run around like a retard in afterlife ;P maybe i should start a new career..fuck cerberus ;/ i want mordin back! he was a funny guy haha

[BloodPlusPwn]

@officer020413

The WHOLE team died and you didn't do it on purpose? That's fucking lulz.

[officer020413]

It was the second damn fireteam, not the whole crew.

[HALO3dude7135]

@officer020413 yeah play some side missions and even out the Para/Rene bar till there both acceptibly high then do the mission

[PraetorSlayer2]

@TheGamesHD When you and thane interrogate a guy about assasiaton and you play bad cop

[PraetorSlayer2]

@PraetorSlayer2 Omega, Thane's Loyalty misson

[officer020413]

Thane's loyalty mission is in the citadel, not omega.

[SpatulaNINJA114]

"put more of the stuff in the...the thing more stuff goes in"

second best quote after

"ill cut ur balls off and sell them to a krogan"

[gadduste]

@SpatulaNINJA114 The best quote is clearly:

"Good deeds are like pissing yourself in dark pants - warm feeling but nobody notices" -Jacob

[UnibX]

If you stop before the one that makes you "go to the bathroom", you'll find your vision goes topsy turvy.

[monoBAYO]

If you just go into the bathroom without getting drunk, you always see that turian just standing there in front of the urinal, just staring at the wall, that guys just weird.

[taybar00017]

I wonder if they can cut you off lol

[Shotgunchief38]

What's hilarious is if you get to the Krogan liquor part and ask about the local news, he completely snaps back to normal. Shepard can take a lot of alcohol! XD

[antoniorivera12]

i just love how the guy takes a piss while shepard in on the ground puking his guts

[ARKSOLDIER7]

he should go for another one

[Nyxiz]

hit me again!

[crazy4sian]

OUR GALAXY'S SAVIOR, EVERYONE!

[bobcad82]

@crazy4sian killing baddies, sleeping with sexy female aliens, of course he needs a drink!

[SgtHydra]

@crazy4sian I'm Commander Shepard... *hick!* and this is my favorite bar on the Citadel.

[Rygith]

DO IT

[shovolds]

lol do it!!

[Stiffmeister1818]

You drink like theres no tomorrow ,tough

[gofojibwas]

...Arent they on Omega when hes drinking? or.. oh, i didnt know there was a bar in the Citadel that you could do this at haha

[hiddensolder]

lol theres a girl in the bathroom O.o

[IneartheDBodom]

haha

[gofojibwas]

Isn't that... the bathroom on the Citadel??

[MeltedDeath]

LULZ,

IT'S FUCKING GREEN

[500lolz]

i give 5 for drinking