Modern Warfare 2: 'Bears vs Gorillas' by MurkaDurkah (MW2 Gameplay/Commentary)

[xsean1337x]

a gorilla would win BUT if it was bear grills vs a gorilla bear girlls would dominate

[daniel4690329]

have you ever heard of kingkong

[GWBN1]

I wish I made commentaries so hundreds of people would answer my random questions. By the way Gorillas because they're smarter.

[Brogz1997]

bears are people to so they win

[ItsZednotZeeEh]

Bear Grylls vs. a gorilla? Obviously Bear Grylls would win. Why? He's Bear Fuckin' Grylls.

[MrYomom56]

lol girly name was up taylor lol just talk bout the game no one gives a shit bout bugs :)

[MrYomom56]

lol girly name was up taylor lol 

[m40A3predatr]

Gorilla, a Chimpanze is normally 7 times stronger than a full grown man, now imagine a Gorilla, notice the name "GOR-illa"

[KingMJD]

Bug Abuse!!!!

[comebackkid1234]

Bears are people

[Wintersleep09]

i laughed really hard when you said " ohhh its your turn now hoe"

[u2todit4me]

Chuck Norris defeats both

[CommanderLuke123]

Because because it can cut through gorrilas skin with claws

[ChimchangTV]

Bears beets battlestar galactica.

[TheMachinimapc]

silver back goriila

[lolkiller11111]

watch jaguar vs gorilla

[GamingAndMusicStudio]

thumbs up for guy called large poopie

[Goatman1028]

grizzly is strong enough to cleave a head off of a horse enough said.

[blakeman48]

the silver gorilla dur



[ZanX952]

Obviously Gorilla, why? GORILLLLLLLLA POOOWWWEAR!

[bixnerbobbie]

0:51 until 0:53, sounds like the perfect girlfriend

[Pinsenator]

A bear because they have pretty dame big claws one hit and you should be uncontentious.

[MisterMerkley]

youve commentated this gameplay twice. Die hard fan right here

[jmoneyandjake]

as long as i get the eat the extra remains of the carcass, i couldn't care less who wins.

[jikalltheway]

yes you are a bad person. that's possibly the most awful thought ever.

[karnowo123]

I wanna see a Crocodile vs a Komodo Dragon.

A Sloth vs a Koala

A Rhino vs a Hippo

A Lion vs a Cheetah

etc etc etc xD

Also the Grizzly will probably win due to strength but if you have an intelligent gorrila it may be able to use a big stick as a weapon (they have been known to use tools) also if the Gorrila climb a tree it can use ranged attack... though it will probably just piss of the bear.

Im going with bear... now if you said Chimpanzee i'd go Chimp (or Orangutan) simply cuz they are epic

[linlin101ful]

Good commentary!!!

[OldmanJables]

I vaguely recall this video way earlier back when you had closer to 40 or 50 videos up, but none the less, the bear should win because it would have the teeth and claws to slash the gorilla but the gorilla would only have his body to rely on as a blunt force.

[lawlguy789]

Same question was on 4chan. bear would win, a grizzly can get like 680 kg (1500 lbs.). a bears smelling is like 40 times better then a blood hound (ball parking it) so the bear would smell the gorilla before the gorilla even knew there was a such thing as a bear. so winner bear good day sir.

[OldmanJables]

@lawlguy789 If the thread hasn't 404'd I would love to see it.

[FarhanC99]

best commentary ive seen in a long time

[TH3H4IRYRH1NO]

it have to be the bear the gorilla would have more muscle but the bear has claws that would gut the gorilla. kinda a twisted idea murka.

[DaAhSumKid]

A normal bear, then the Gorilla wins. But an Alaskan Grizz would kill a Gorilla. Alaska has bigger, strong bears

[sacredbeandip]

chuck norris wins.

[VargasAlejo]

The bear crushes the skull, but a gorilla can survive 5 headshots long enough to do damage, so they both die you twisted person

[MrPmcd]

GORILLA!!!! always more muscle

[mottomitta]

ehhm you kinda bad but i think i like the idea of bears vs sharks:P

[NaRyy007]

gorilla will win !!!!!!

[kippin96]

i cant wait for that dam game to come out so that there are NO MORE frickin adverts! like if you agree

[o0converge0o]

0:35 it's the best team mate you could ask for. large poopie

[fuckedupcupcake]

heeeeey, pinkranger put up a video with you dying in it :D

the care package fail :D

[fuckedupcupcake]

goats.

they eat aluminum.

do bears and gorillas eat aluminum?

no.

[roer213]

PEDOBEAR!

[Broges17]

think about it this way... would donkey kong beat whinee the pooh

[xTuPacAlYpsE1]

@Broges17 nope :)



[undergroundman196]

Pedobear beats all

[05531831830553183183]

bear ?

[bevosully]

i recon gorilla cuz gorillaz can punch and climb trees quicker but the bear can slash its face off!

[isaacisaac010]

Gorilla fo sho

[Imunality]

A polarbear or a grizzly bear would defeat the gorilla because of several factors. It's larger, can squeeze a human to death with only it's paws, imagine it using it's whole arms. It can bite with huge pressure and has thick skin. The gorilla is inferior in most factors even though it's smarter it will not win in most cases.

[cmcc212]

Bear always! Even bear V lion. Bear. During the 1850s gold rush, The miners bought lions and bears together to fight and the bear would always win.

[imBeaaaar]

Umm, a Beaaaar would obviously win we have large talons

[Fredasor]

i say gorilla cuz i luv KING KONG!

[BatmanMark10]

i've seen that bug wrestling its crazy

[gustbb2]

u gots issues. but i think bear will beast

[Roflmonster4343]

only bears that could take a silverback gorilla are polar bears and kodiak bears

[pleasepaul]

this is why animal cops exist...

and btw i think the gorilla would win...

gorilla grip around the jugulars, gorilla finger stab to the cornea, gorilla fist smash to the cranium... gorilla wins

[no1linknparkfan]

I think that..

[Cha0sflame04]

because he has GUNS

[Cha0sflame04]

Wings would win :P

[AAORoLLEmUp]

I want to see you fight Wings and Woody in a three way match... * he said three way *

[zwinter53]

gorilla



[xCommandaOfKoolaidx]

A t. Rex and an allosaurus who would win

[Daggbm]

a bear would rip the shit out of the gorilla

[dubs1212]

send me the link

[bos34ton]

Gorillias have the smallest penis of all prime apes... But it would prolly still kick the bears butt

[esrmays]

IT'S YO TURN NOW HOE

[StatiicSCOPEz]

Murka Vick????

[blackartz2]

@StatiicSCOPEz HAHAHAHA :)

[Slayer1111111111able]

OMG, BEARS. they have claws, and, they are so dumb, the can take up to 5 bullets, and keep rolling because they are to stupid for the bodies to notice. Also, they can climb trees, so it can have that ninja factor!

[MrMTao]

Dude fucking bear wins!

[theultimatehacks]

lol jujitsu= JEW-jitsu

[TheMiniman1993]

Gorilla.

two words

tool construction

[Ruzlier]

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[magicnetor]

Get in get out, and move on.

Thats my motto :]

[ryanhalo789]

LOL just ask Michael Vicks

[theultimatehacks]

@ryanhalo789 ohhh! burnnn

[Hgrunz]

Murkadurkah* haha I always mess that up

[Hgrunz]

Murkahdurka the bomb

[JaketheSnake136]

this could have been one of your best commentaries ever i loled so hard

[lance21695]

it would end an in epic tie!!!!

[evilbobandrs]

i will never get sick of that fallout new vegas ad

[Coldblood101]

gorrila would loose the bear would crush its skull before it could do damage..

[sephmcauleyokneel]

gorrila. opposible thumbs. enough said

[xxMOHAWKKIDxx15]

you are my favorite commentator up load longer vids lol

[xKapownd]

@xxMOHAWKKIDxx15 Thanks! I have some more SnD games to upload that I'll probably send over to 'chinima.

[Charizardcc]

@xKapownd u couldnt just type out machinima hahaha really jk dont hurt me lol

[areYOUaFANBOY]

@razorblade526 gang rape lol

[OmgSoRippy]

There used to be a show where they did that kind of stuff. But they got info then made machines of the animals then computer program and who ever won. Was the winner.

[aznp0wers]

bears because im from chicago lol

[FilipM1]

A bear would win for sure.

1) Bears eat other animals to survive -> they have a natural instict to kill

2) Gorillas are herbivorous and don't hunt other animals.

3) Gorillas weighs at max 365 lbs

4) An avarage grizzly weighs 800 lbs

PS: (From wiki) "They have been known to prey on large mammals, when available, such as moose, deer, sheep, elk, bison, caribou and even black bears."

[SuperTheguy1234]

@FilipM1 gorillas do eat a little meat.

[CrazyCarnivalTeam]

I haz HD Commentaries?

[eatmydonuts]

how many bears would bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?

[xKapownd]

@eatmydonuts Hahahaha, that's the best comment I've seen here all day :)

[woody3600]

Bears aren't real, they're like Unicorns x

[xboxman639]

bear.........dumbass

[dubs1212]

@xboxman639 have u never seen Gorillas fight? "dumbass"

[jediknight2694]

bear grylls nuff said

[mtlissweet]

KING KONG enough said hahaha

[Ianryth]

DA BEARS

[americanpolitic]

according to wings, gorilla can lift 2 ton. nuff said :-)

[thakingballer]

gorilla is a better fighter

but the bear has way more powerrr

[ComtesseV]

Bears rule!!!

[lazyluigi101]

This was a hilarious commentary, Murkah. Awesome! =)

[iEnvy11]

Gorilla will pwnd a bear

The gorilla from tarzan are buff as shyt

Bears just look fat...

[gangstaman03]

I Love This Guy. Haha.

[aSwiftBeat47]

haha house bee

[krfenigma]

you rock

[DrNonsense2]

Offer the animals cash prizes, and they'll fight.

[lakerfaan]

your so modest and not cocky unlike other youtube gamers, ily

[CheeseyVagina]

gorilla is muscle, bear is fat

[poppintags3]

Gorilla would win because he has more intellect than a bear, Argo he is smarter. Nonetheless a bear is faster in my opinion .

[Omikron009]

This is the footage from your "rap snacks" video. I think.

[TheLakersfan2324]

gorilla will win because he is stronger and faster



[SuccessfullyBad]

so what happend to machinma respawn for those few days

[rolltide124roll]

gorilla has opposable thumbs, so it can grab and pick up the bear and break it's neck/back. Also to everyone saying that the bear's claws would automatically kill the gorilla, the gorilla could easily go king kong on the bear's ass and own it.

[LiamGameLordsOnline]

fyi this is footage u already put up

[SuperDisputer]

Which kind of bear is best? Black bear. Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears...beets...battlestar gallactica. No idea but this commentary made me think of that.

[lukeflame14]

@SuperDisputer LOL that is the greatest show ever

[Omikron009]

@SuperDisputer I wish I could thumb up comments more than once. You deserve like, 15, from me alone.

[lewfc2011]

@SuperDisputer lmao love it

[TheMiniman1993]

@SuperDisputer ♥ dwight =DDD

[evandude112]

@SuperDisputer I love the office

[AAORoLLEmUp]

@SuperDisputer Black bears are more protective and hostile, but in a duel to the death, I would prolly go with the Grizz

[theAidsWizard]

@SuperDisputer HAHAHA

[2MuchInt4U]

@SuperDisputer my teacher learned me this

[sacunited03]

aGREED

[MrUvebeentangoed]

bear will always win because of the claws, th gorilla will have heavy bleeding after like two hits.

[Chamber691]

the bear slices the gorilla's jugular with his mighty claws

[delta9678]

Bear. Bears win whatever they feel like. Bears also create whatever contest they want. Therefore, the bear would use its badass powers to spawn a jetpack and destroy every gorilla on Earth. To make a point, of course.

[evant300]

i like wanking :)

[piedude276]

gorrilla has thumbs!!!!

[FreakiestGolf]

@piedude276 It could gouge zzirGrizzlybears eyes out :)

[agarchitek]

MurkaDurkah... he's the Michael Vick of youtube commentators...

[anthcybo]

Lol, you stole this from the painkiller already podcast XD.

[xFuZeMedia]

@anthcybo he was on the podcast :b

[MrGgaming911]

Gorilla=crapp because........ Grizzly pwns

[zShenanigans]

"Get in, get out, and move on."

THATS WHAT SHE SAID :D

[KillNasty2012]

Does Machinima ever reply to comments? I wonder if they read any of the comments... hmmm questions to ponder.

[nspredator55]

"although im not too familiar with the ju jitzu fighting style of the silver backed gorilla"

made me LOL

[SemtexJunky]

i <3 u long time Taylor <3

[ARC992]

The bear obviously... just because Bear Grylls is named after it rather than the gorilla

[dtstarcher111]

a silverback gorilla is as strong as 8-16 men, AND has one of the strongest jaw muscle not to mention their dexterity,,the bear would get wooped,you people who are underestimating a gorilla, google it

[jeenyus720]

I can take both at the same time, wearing a blind fold, with a mustache.

[eXogrid57]

i love you taylor

[lfcAlly09]

u are messed up :L wanting a shark to kill a bear and then the bears dad kills ths shark :L

[YuAintGrizzBaby]

ME LOVE U LONG TIME MD

[74LOL74]

zzirGrizzly

[TheSARGE999]

@74LOL74 you aint grizzly baby

[DahhSkuxX]

@74LOL74 ???WTF

[beanermanx69]

Gorilla. cuz it could use its thumbs to use a gun and shoot the bear

[xKrowly]

i remember when this video was you posted that first round because it was good the reason you were using the acog was because you were trying to get thermal for a wierd class combo then get a gameplay with it i also think you were talking about something called rap snacks

[xKapownd]

@xKrowly Haha, it's always good to see a long time viewer : ) Thanks!

[xGlare]

Gorilla wins because it has bear mace. Lol

[steven2405]

Gorilla

[level58Snorlax]

grizzly would win one swipe at the gorrila there would be no head left for the silverback

[Fallen7X7]

Thats easy the Grizz would 360 no-scope that gorilla lol

[dazizers]

MurkaDurkah=Gorilla Racist

[VulgarityDivine]

Gorilla no doubt Gorillas can take hits they are much stronger than a bear the only thing the bear is gonna do is use claws and try to scratch it now...you know the skin on your heels? like the hard skin(forgot the name well a gorilla has twice as thick skin those claws will be pushing daises the bear could bite but the gorilla would grab is head and crush it's skull with (No pun intended) it's bare hands

[punjabthemighty]

Bears have claws

[MrSlizzard]

only grizzly would win.

all others would get their asses handed to them by a silverback

[malcolmisk00l]

I REMEMBER YOU POSTED THIS VIDEO BEFORE!

[dtstarcher111]

gorilla would kick the bears ass, that bear would get bitch slapped

[chocolatemonkey84]

You posted this gameplay like a really long time ago o.o I remember that first round

[RyanTheWinrar]

For all the bear people, go google "Silverback Gorilla"

haters gonna hate