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  • LMFAO....

  • A Ferrari vs Segway

  • uhhh cop was in turtle mode! come on you can't frolic 12.5 MPH

  • LMaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo omg

  • cops should just get grappling hooks like the ones u see in cartoons, to catch people.

  • Don't laugh; if that homosexual criminal was one-legged he would be in trouble.

  • this just looks funny lol

  • theyd go much faster running

  • HAHA!!! if I ever see a cop on a segway hes getting close lined and im getting a new segway

  • It's like T-1000 Chasing you but way lamer.

  • Haha, nice.

  • FAKE

  • wow... thats completely useless on black guys cuz they can outrun it in like 5 seconds.

  • @pikachuthesquirtle racist joke not funny because anyobdy can walk away from that shit and lose them in 5 seconds.. wasnt realy funny but u tried

  • loool

  • really?

  • bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they slowly approach you.

  • @SomeFunkyDude79 hahahaha

  • Please fucking tell me this was in Canada.

  • @JohnnyRimShot Ive never seen a seqway except in the George Bush airport and I've lived all over Canada. Our police officers aren't lazy enough to ride those bad boys and neither are our citizens thank God.

  • @InWitheNew Looked like a Mountie to me

  • @InWitheNew Officers dont really use them outside.. theyre for subways and small areas, malls and narrow or civillian filled areas... not really about being lazy

  • @MBryantFFNY I dunno about you but they aren't catching me on a seqway in an airport. To be honest I only saw them once that was in GWBush Airport in TX and the cops were racing eachother at like 5mph it was sad haha.

  • @InWitheNew lmao... yea ur right.. jus pointless.. the world is getting so lazy. I bet if they were chasing somebody walking and their segway battery died theyd proably figure the persons escaped... oh well lol

  • @MBryantFFNY Makes becoming a cop sound all too enticing though.

  • haha major win for the cop

  • lol is it me or americas are just get even more lazy..?

  • @GayBoyRunning that is a stupid stereotype

    why don't you pull your head out of your ass and realize that a whole country will not fall under one stereotype made by other, smaller, less amazing countries =]

    have fun being a piece of shit though

    must suck not being from the US

    the only place where you can start a chant of the country and have it go on for ages

    USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!

  • @ZacHRanT haha Calling Australia lwss amazing..? Geezs i guess you havent been out much in your so called American life?

  • Funny as hell? GAY as hell.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhhahahahahahaa

  • lol

  • theres no way to look not gay when your on a segway

  • i dont know why theres so many dislikes, that was funny!!

  • buhahahahah !

  • why are fake things so obviously fake. like mtv. nice very light jog to get away from the cops there skipper.

  • @bigitems If you actually thought they were trying to be serious you fucking stupid sorry :)

  • @bigitems you really think one would have to sprint away from a cop on a segway? if you do then your fat, i would have done the moon walk personally.

  • @HallucinogenicMac Then tha cop jumps off tha segway taccles you and charges you with impersonation Micheal Jaccson Eh-Hey!

  • Cool cop... ha ha ha.

  • This is the greene mall, they don't have police officers, they have security officers. They have no arrest powers.

  • lazy americans

  • @TheDiscsOfPr0n

    i know, right! and we're stupid too. your country is probably better than ours huh?

  • This MindFucked Me o.o

  • lame!!!!!!!

  • Its no fun getting pulled over by a horse cop. Theyre usually John Wayne types, but a segway? lol. sad.

  • @ericberner do you have much experience in such situations?

  • what a fucking idiot!!!

  • @Deathwisher2894 nice double post :P

  • @butonline I see what you did thar.

  • what a fucking idiot

  • sooooo fakeee

  • I saw two of these with sirens and lights chasing someone inside schiphol airport :)

  • AWESOME LOL haha

  • When an arrest is made, transporting the prisoner on a segway can lead to butt sex.

  • besides costing about as much as a used car, it's almost impossible to ride of of these things without looking like a complete asshole.

  • I think i saw this commment on another sowgay vid heh...

  • not a asshole.. just a dick.. lol

  • this is a joke right?

  • Oh Sherif. You never fail to make me giggle.

  • it must be embarrassing to be on a segway with lights and sirens and yet still be overtaken by a pushbike

  • Its a sherif theres only sherif"s in america

  • FAIL

  • i think its england

  • Nah it's obviously somewhere in the United States or Canada.

  • not in canada thats for sure. Canadas to cheap to buy things like that.

  • canada doesnt have the population you have in the states. it is not because we are cheap.lol

  • who says i live in the states? I live in Canada and its nothing with population its that the goverment would rather have the money to them selves.

  • hahaha

  • Yeah this is a stupid video, but that's not the police, it's the mall security

  • its definitely not in England... just look at the license plates

  • if he was arrested were would the cop put him? in a basket. "sir u r under arrest get in the basket" LOL (i kno what i just said is from jeff dunhams comendy skit.)

  • A segway! thats wow real badass! lol

  • FAIL

  • thats great!!! lol

  • lol!!!

  • Only in england.

  • that isn't England

  • thats not england u dumb fuck thats america

  • EPIC fail

  • Oh yeah, you're right. It just seemed really faggy and I thought he was wearing a bobby helmet.

  • u fuckin idiot. that is not england, for a start the quince in the video has an american accent. and the pigs over here dont wear those stupid, truncheon bum fun ranger hats. thats only in AMERICA. u silly cunt.

  • LOL!!!!!

  • hahahahaha

  • how gay is that

  • omg I wish i had segway cops i would fuck wit them soooo badd

  • except they can get off of their segways lmao

  • every fool could escape fromsegway

    them r slow

    better thn wolking

  • Dumb

  • lmao fake as! on 0:08 u can c another fucking cop standin there lol fucking idiots

  • Lol, use the stairs dude!

  • Holy fuck... that's hilarious!

  • Good luck if the criminal uses stairs!

  • I fucking hate segways

  • "I had a bad day I have the cops chasin me, I gotta go!" cop would have tackled you tazed you and cuffed and pretzled you by the time you were finished saying that.

  • Fag

  • lol- why doesn't the cop just get off? he could walk faster...

  • thats our money going to use for those seg-ways

  • why would you upload this? to see yourself on youtube? hang yourself

  • thats the gayest thing ive ever seen

  • This is hilarious.

  • lol

  • EPIC FAILLL!!!

  • haha EPIC FAIL

  • lol mall cop

  • haha

  • gAY

  • EPIC FAIL !!! xD

  • Fail.

  • needs a powercall

  • 5/5

  • Dude we know its fake, but i got to admit FUNNY AS HELL :D

  • fake

  • now why did i even bother posting a comment.... oh wait, i already did -_-

  • what the fuck

    now thats getting lazy

    what would he do if someone legged it, would he

    a) drop it and run, risking the segway getting stolen

    or B) let him getaway with someones bag

    ???????

  • I think its pretty funny. Although pathetic looking for the cop.

  • lame

  • ...

  • LOL

  • if anyone thinks thats funny you should be ashamed of yourself

  • why?

  • Agreed, this isn't funny at all.

  • Ashamed? I'll agree that it's lame and the video itself isn't funny at all (not to mention it's obviously staged). But can you honestly say you wouldn't laugh if a cop (or more likely mall security guard) came after you on one of those stupid things?

  • well who wouldn't trade a crown victoria for a segway?

  • I guess it stops working xD

  • that cant be real.. i would quit my job if i had to ride one of those.. insulting

  • lazy fucking pigs. im sure its real.

  • oh c'mon, that's a funny video. What's with the negative comments.

    It's youtube not 60 minutes

  • haha! yeah your totally right!

    whats up with that!

  • lmao!!!

  • no you weren't the cop was playing along

  • Rofl

  • i wonder what happens to a segway if you throw a 2 x 4 at the wheels

  • baboson

  • why do you waste your time writeng stupid comments?

  • lol

  • gay

  • i was in jackson ms and thats what mall securty uses...healthy america

  • lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol

  • cool...

  • Now I have an excuse to carry around tiny jacks in my pocket.

  • no thats stupid if you fell off you would kiss ur ass good bye

  • they are extremely difficult to fall off. you have to be leaning forward a ridiculous amount to fall off

  • wow

  • imagine if robocop used this

  • That would make him one gay cyborg

  • wow how intimadating

  • wtf lol

  • hahahaha

  • lazzy cup man!

  • Funny!!!!

  • hahahaha no its going to be easy to get away from the cops if theyre after you!!!!!

  • loooooooool

  • LMAO DUDE WAS HE REALLY AFTER YOU!! LOL

  • that thing was tight as hell.

  • HAHAHAHA, I have to say this ones for keeps.

  • funny

  • lol

  • Hey sherriff - i knw tht wznt reel cuz da cop wuz smilin i aint stupd man r u irakee? word up

  • Chased on a Segway? Oh no, I have to walk a little bit faster for 30 minutes until his battery runs out!

  • HAHAHAHA What the hell??? What ever happened to running after someone??

    Is this how kids will play cops and robbers in the future??

  • hey, thanks for making me piss my pants, jerk.

  • LOL! That was so funny! HAHA!:)

  • Way too funny! Lol!

  • LOL That is great...really hilarious...where is that? Cincy?? Need to share that with the world.

  • It was at the Greene in Dayton right in front of the Funnybone. lol

  • I honestly laughed my ass off watching this. This is going to be one of your most popular videos...I'll put money on it.

  • I hope so.... Out of all my videos I would think this one would get featured! Maybe if everyone that watched it commented and favorite it I would get featured haha!

  • lol when are cops on segsays

  • When they are patrolling shopping malls ;-)

  • WTF!, that made me crack up my friend!!!

  • I couldn't believe it when I saw it!

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