STAPLE MY BUTT CHEEKS???

[FannyFoguer]

"what were we talking about.... oh yeah, butt blood!"

LOL standard! xD

[suicideprank]

0:00 *laugh* that wig is hilarious. A few seconds later:Fuck, now I feel like a jerk.

[Leoramaria]

I love him!!!!!!!!!!<3

[electriccupcakeful]

3:37 lol!

[OMGHHKP05]

@valbabes10 ooft that makes both of us ;)

[valbabes10]

Forget would you rather...I 'd rather see you take that shirt off...

[epicfireish]

when the video first came on i literally made this face cuz of shane's hair 8O

[kl2545]

the way he said "fuuuuuck" >>>>>>>

[Breyerhorseluver100]

Shanaynay500:: so true!!!! I'm going to be the same thing

[WalkTheDawson]

My hair looks EXACATALLY like that. <33333333

[AllisonWonderlantis]

HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rainingcupcakes55]

niether



[luckycharms146]

@astasimon wtf

[luckycharms146]

hahai think my stufedanimals in my room are doin pot because when i wake up it smells wierd

[Nirvanainspiredme]

Devil child!! 2 comments down, from her name, not meant to be an

Insult

[shanaynay500]

For halloween im gana be shanaynay

[cheyennehamilton10]

@shanaynay500 oh my gosh...i was tellin my mom that like an hour ago!

[TheDevil275]

@Lysnicola nice know what I'm doing? Trying to keep my unborn child from kicking so hard. Ow!! We're multi-tasking!

[Lysnicola]

Im doing report cards and watching your vids at the same time..... Shame on me! Everyone gets an A!!!!!!

[megakittypunk]

my hair looks like that...

[potatoluvv]

OH YEA BUTT BLOOD!!!!!

[astasimon]

none of them i would f*** you

[voldemortrules101]

Shane its 1:30 A.M. and I'm still doing homework b/c I've been watcing ur vids..... F UUUU

 = P

[tinkfan431]

ok i have a better would yhu rather:

would u rather:

make out with shane dawson OR

f**k shane dawson

i choose f**k :D

[neptune3006]

146 people dont like poofy hair!!! lol

[Supashotzz020832]

6,367th wo0'p wo0'p

[solidxhk]

wooo cockidile

[cutie2364545]

Lol, Yupp, there's the poop one the wall...

[BonbonEat3r]

If I had to do one, I would choose the butt staple. What I would do is either go to the hospital or get a really reliable friend/family member, I'd get the stapler ready then tranquilise myself. Just before I knock out I staple my butt then willing friend/family member removes it while I sleep. God help them if they don't take out the staple...lol

[joeybTV1]

id use the stapler :D

[haileyjdomingo100]

the pen

[MsAcapellaCovers]

I loooovvvvveeee your hair

[greenroxchick]

well <.< once when i was a little girl, my mom stapled my shirt and I was trying to take the staples off, and one of the staples got stuck inside through my nail, and you could see it under the nail and all bloody..T.T.. omg It hurt so badly v.v, but I eventually got it out xD.

[HorseLoverGirlz]

Nvm:( I couldn't see the others oops

[HorseLoverGirlz]

Yay first comment!!! I'm ur biggest fan Shane!!! -3 :)

[3000gamergirl]

I have to go with swallo the pin. Mostly cause my mom said after my little sister broke her ankle running down the staries and doing a half cartwheel dislocated her pinky . My mom said she isn't taking us to the emergency room . I also don't feel comfertabe

[emoSWAGG15]

at first i thought the cans were k y jelly hahaha

[TaylorBaylorO8O5]

can you take the staples out afterwards?

[singoutkrysten]

Oh yeah.. Butt blood. xD

Oh I love you Shane... Que the dramatic music!! ;D

[chix907]

almost everyone thinks that u just make funny videos, but not many people stop to appreciate all the work that has gone behind them, staying up for days, costumes and makeup and people. for that i say thanks so much for doing this and truly caring about your fans :D we care bout u too!

[EpicGirl45]

dude!!!!!!!!! u look like my fave wwe wrestler edge!~ but after u pulled that "tail" over ur head!! but it only looks like that from the front and his hair is flatter.... but still!!!!!

[1234CANDYROCKS]

"what were we talking about?"

"Ohhh yea butt blood"

*Me*

"lolz XD"

[NIch753]

your hair scared me cause it looks like its eating your head no affence but omg lol

[3490shane]

i would say staple my but check because you can num you butt

[teenagerpeace]

Well for halloween, im doing my normal shit, gymnastics, shoot hops with my bf, then feelin like a whore when me and Austin (meh bf) take my golfcart around my neighborhood and pick up our friends in football uni.(him) and slutty cheerleader (me). God save me.LOL

[notsogentleman]

I want to post something but i'm to tired to think cohesively.

[MrButterBrownies]

Oh Shane olive you! :D

[sarahcrl]

"what were we talking about......oh yeah butt blood" made my day lol

[AbbeyIsSoCoolLike1]

.. My hari looks exsactly like that when it dryesout of the shower n.n

[FurubaFangirl98]

The pen, because once I stapled the top of my finger and it hurt so freaking bad, and I bet doing that to your ass would hurt even more.

[honeybee676767]

you look like shaggy from scooby doo

[liljuggaloman]

RED BULL!!!!

[TiffersThatCrazyEpic]

wht r we talkin bout again... OH yeah BUTT BLOOD!

[TiffersThatCrazyEpic]

haha poop on the wall

[sweetheart9651]

i would staple my but cheeks together:)



[AllieLittleMonster]

first 5 seconds of the video you looked like barb the lesbien xD

[go2poptropica]

*snaps pen in three and empties out ink then swallows the pen* guess what i chose.

[Frogs8080]

swallow the pen duh!!!!!!!

[super06141996]

Thats what my hair looks like after i take a shower!

[ilovetiggerful]

LMFAO, I love that he's so hungry he's finds a pooped out enchilada with blood, appetizing..

[TheTirekingdom]

lol 

[TheTirekingdom]

ugh cockadile

[kinglongjohn]

butt checks

[emmyxoxobear]

Haha it looks like Ned's hair XD and nice vid <3 XD

[georgioxoxo]

staple mah ass

[Boohooadorable]

@georgioxoxo -.- I don't think so hunny,

[iheartepiccupcakes]

Shane your sooooooo HOT!!!!!!

[PuurfectSushi]

when i saw your title i had to click to watch this video...

[BreamMason]

Stapling my ass sounds about right!

[Lemonandlime29]

I had 2 be a $exy dead school girl :S eh...its better than a freakin cow!

[nikaylarocksyouworld]

XtremelyAmazingPants

Shane kinda looks more like Kelso from that 70's show!!!! Not Eric!!! Gosh....

[XtremelyAmazingPants]

Shane looks like Eric Foreman from That 70's Show.

[CutieBlondi]

i dont think shane has single hater

[pumpk787]

@Destiiiful Your not the only one(:

[superbubbles3333]

oh shane the cockadile lmao

[Destiiiful]

I love it when u ramble :)

[komplicatedXkristina]

Shanes hair looks cute like that:3 Am I the only one that thinks so?

[amandamouse830]

Well, I was regan from the exorsist

And I would rather staple my ass

[PurpleCrayon12344]

@0015804875 two years ago?! This was in 2010! What year are you living in?

[RANDOMIST4LYF]

hahaha looks like shanaynays murkin

[0015804875]

Was this really two years ago? Wow.

[cutieandbv]

he looks sexy!

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

Shane how do you make your awesome thumbnails? D:

[111cute1111]

Bum cheeks! I wud choke on a pen well any1 wud

[drummergirl1334]

staple my butt! never thought I would say that on the internet....

[littlefroggie100]

swallow a pen cuz too pain ful plus docte sould remove it

[megasophiehillerfan3]

U look like onision :p

[christmas101xoxo]

this was 1 year ago from today.... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

[MsAlexisLovee]

how does an enchilada sound good after you compared it to buttcheeks being ripped apart??

[megasophiehillerfan3]

Does that mean onision Dosent wash his hair?? XD

[2NE1xBlackjackdawson]

Lol your hair looks like Onision.

[amberlynnduh101]

id staple my buttcheeks together then swallow a pen infact ill post a vid of me doin that lol jking soooooooooo jking i fucking love your hair like that by the way makes it look like you jusrt got dun havin sex

[JaapioRKO]

I love when yOu do 2:05

[ltjloser69]

those interactive videos were AWESOMEEEEEE

[thehumanterror]

dude u really have got a lesbian hair cut lol

[peace29100]

Came out on my b-day

[AngelRestivo]

ur hair looks sorta like one of my guy friend's hair =P

[KaylaMckay1]

i would stable my butt cheeks toghter adn this year for halloween im a lady bug adn next year ima bubble bee

[SweetMama241]

HOW OLD ARE YOU!?

[ccchhheeennn2]

@SweetMama241 he's 24 :]

[iheartbieber29]

@ccchhheeennn2 he's 22

[ccchhheeennn2]

@iheartbieber29 let's compromise- he's 23. :P

[Wolfmonster14]

@ccchhheeennn2 The ironic part about that is he IS 23 :)

[ccchhheeennn2]

@Wolfmonster14 lol AWESOME XD

[NearSupporter11226]

I'm gonna be the human glow stick. Don't judge me.

[sunnystephens]

staple but

[ferrischick24]

I love the video and I LOVE THAT HAIR!!!!!!!!

[randomnus101]

Lol

[saw12345671]

im going as a spartan THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[icejade006]

im being michael jackson

[biggestSDlover]

ahah shane cockodile..Im funny! lol I love you shaney <33

[Vampyrechick159]

Im going to be shanaynay for halloween!!!

[PeachyYummy24]

ima have to agree with you and staple my butt cheeks XD

[NeverShoutKeeley]

Staple My Cheeks. Haha!

[mast3r0fr0b0ts]

By a blind stylist

[mast3r0fr0b0ts]

Yu need to get ur hurr durrd

[mutinman]

Staple the cheeks

[78maxpain]

nice joe frow



[TheHeyItSophie]

hahahaahahahahaha omg iwant tht fuckin hair looooolllllll ;) <3

[cupcakelubable]

00:01 to 00:24 shane looks hella sexi

[ishanedawsonrocks]

IMMA BE SHANAYNAY!!!!!!

[gammy2525]

SUM1S GOT SEX HURRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[JennaStrawberryLove]

lolz imma do the PooP on the wall thing xD!!

[eviejane100]

lool butt blood xx

[XDpeanutbutterjelly]

I had to rematch because I was hypnotized by his hair.... so poofy.....

[madalin361]

butt

[MrsInTheMaking1]

@kingdomwarfare2 its or whatever but actually 

[MaddiRoseCook]

Your hair has so much... volume...

[leucidius]

umm staple lol

[MsHannaannaH]

Oh ho ho! Cock-adile! I'm funneh!

[AfricanBreeze54]

I love his hair natural and not completely straight

[imthespy510]

it burns 142 people when they pee

[ItsGrantCasual]

imma be myself for halloween...my hair is infact not a wig, but all it needs is a blowdrier or natural drying to get full and poofy kinda like urs today

[JULIALOLZ]

what were we talking about o yea but blood i allmost died when he said that thumbs up u did to or u thought it was funny

[ghostpirate7349]

hold down 3 for blowjob :D

[tobiahdean]

Here’s the challenge…if you are 15 years old or younger, show this video to your parent(s)…

[kairiskeeper10]

Well last year I was Columbia from the rocky horror picture show and this year i think I'm going to be (the classic) bride of frankenstein . You Cn't go wrong with a classic .

[4girlz222]

i'm gonna be smurffete

[muzicisinmysoul]

OMG WHEN I WAS ROUND 7 YRS. OLD I SAT ON A BENCH AND STAPLED MT BUTT CHEEK! MY SHORTS WERE STAPLED TO MY ASS!!!!!!

[Kidrulez1]

well for halloween i was a dinosaur....not barney the dinosaur just a dinosaur lol but this year imma be a rockstar....hmm or maybe shanaynay or maybe shanaynay dressed like a rockstar the possibilities are endless :D

[YoYoMaster2010]

turn on the audio captations and you will die laughing:))

[ReeseCupCakii]

Lol i love how he says " Yeah what was i talking about?... Yeah But Blood.." ROFL

[angelamari976]

if yhu have a big butt yhu kant staple it lol

[zippolover888]

Idk y but I dare you to have a contest to see who can drink the most Tabasco sauce the fastest.

[peace15424]

i love it when u ramble shane

[polkadott4]

@elvislover1935 lol!!!! I was actually thinking that! :D the. best. show. evr!!

[elvislover1935]

your hair makes you look like eric forman from that 70's show :)

[jakerules29]

he fliped us off !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JessicaMcDowellshane]

staple!

[Taymar12x]

Press 2 5 times he says "they're all gays" lol x

[Taymar12x]

Press 2 he says "they're all gays" lol x

[owluver9]

Ha that's wat my hair looks like when I don't brush it

[XDh3ro]

Make a video on mexicans

[XDh3ro]

Jack up the retarde jd,hjnj dfjbnjitrmm hjhddjv thanks

[RisingEvilTV]

keep pressing 7 x3

[MasterBass76]

your hair has that fresh fuck look

[CuPcAkErZzXoXo]

141 dumb asses

[christianhaney10]

why dus it say poop on the wall

[andysixxlover026201]

@kingdomwarfare2 omg yeah he does XD

[Aloft129]

if you press 2 it sounds like "their out getting laid"...hahaaha

[evebglee]

press 7 a bunch of times to find shane giving himself the finger ! lol

[snowball5317]

U R SO FUNNY

[DoNotTryThisEver]

press 3 and hear a dirty sentense + ╭∩╮(︶_︶)╭∩╮ all the haters press 8,3,9 too get a good laugh

[christianhaney10]

@DoNotTryThisEver how you do that

[DoNotTryThisEver]

press 3 and hear a dirty sentense + ╭∩╮(︶_︶)╭∩╮ all the haters

[emmabeart]

Thats funny i had a sewing needle stuck butween my butt cheeks and it hurt like hell

[foreverandalways1999]

"....Uh...What were we talking about agian?? .... oh ya.. butt blood."