My Lesbian Dating Video (EHarmony, Plenty of Fish)

[xhushbladex]

I think horse is better than beef.

[Aspergianstar20O9]

Good job you're a lesbo, no man would date you. Your voice is awful and you talk a bag of shit.

[LazyRWT]

@Aspergianstar20O9 thanks britain.

[theawesomebeliever]

I also walk around a lot, naked. And most of the things you mention, sadly I am a man. :) I am however not jealous of other women (I draw the line not allowing other men as I dont think they really get the message about other people's relationships) so things would never get boring I guess.

[Critchy39]

SHE'S RIGHT! who doesn't like girl on girl? she is one hundred percent right. What a beautiful, insightful young lady ..... Now get that ass in the kitchen

[1donthaveanyfriend5]

Hi,

I want you.

[magicboy124]

how abt cock meat sandwich

[Brittanysofficial]

@Jessangel168 Me too! 

[Brittanysofficial]

@buzzy0016 Truth. 

[Erech01]

On the topic of beef, how well do you like your steak done?

[Brittanysofficial]

@Erech01 Rare or medium rare. Anything else and I won't enjoy it. Random, thanks for asking, I guess :) How about you?

[Erech01]

@Brittanysofficial Anything above rare and you may aswell order roast beef. I know it's a random question but no one else was going to ask it since you mention it once in the video. Everyone should have a niche:P

[luizferrarezzi]

1 thing that I notice is walking naked and being naked all the time is good for posture. (sorry, dont know english)

[seahope4u]

what od you call a lesbian driving a truck full of dildos...?

DICK VAN DYKE !

[veramann]

This broad talks too much.....fuck!

[LangeTheThird]

I'm sure Tyrese Gibson and David Beckham wouldn't mind having sex with two girls at the same time all the time. Who says they don't already?

[CoatedMoose]

I think I laughed hardest at the sausages immediately followed by the tacos...

[Aeimos]

Aww, you're a lesbian? Because I really like you! If you ever have a lesbian wife and need one, I wouldn't mind helping with the father role. I want kids and being with two women all the time isn't a problem for me either. But hey, it's just a pipe dream!

[Johnusa1113]

GOD what a waste of TIME

[BlackRainbows1123]

So you like dirty sex jokes. I'm kinda curious now.. What's the dirtiest one you know? :p

[vaderminifig]

shit. its at times like this I wish I were a woman. And californian.

[echilly2828]

Oh god i would date you in a heartbeat...im too young though :(

[eveningbuzz]

I missed the address of the naked videos. Could you run that by me again or even better put it in writing. Don't want to miss that vision. :}

[RedSkiesAwaitUs]

Lesbian or bi? Don't crush my hopes... *not that I have a chance* :P

And plenty of fish I often refer to as plenty of creeps.. Seriously, there seems to be more pedophiles,rapists and generally sexual strange individuals on that site than there is in your average federal penitentiary.

[Brittanysofficial]

@RedSkiesAwaitUs Full on lesbian :)

[mslewp2]

@Brittanysofficial You said that you were bi lol?

[Brittanysofficial]

@mslewp2 No I didn't. I have't told anyone I was bi since I was 18. haha

[amrfts]

@Brittanysofficial no chance of letting me rock your world then?

[MCconsolegamer]

@Brittanysofficial but why did you say you would like to have 3some with a guy to like beckham and that? doesn't that make you bi?

[beepsbobby1]

hi one reason why both men and girls are still on plennty of fish for 3 years and still are single people are stereotypeing people on looks like ho i whant to date a girl to look like the models or for girls they say im looking for a guy that are mr calander of the year ,and i think people need to not go by what they look like and go by who they are.

[matkakulfi]

omg you speak so much. I hope your partner who ever he or she is, is deaf. Will save him a lot of trouble. I have had enough of you I am not coming back.

[TheMadMichigander]

You don't come from monkeys, you come from apes.

[austendircksen]

YOU COME FROM MONKEYS!!!!!! hahaha im just messing with ya, great vid btw

[Mistermax30]

Big nose = big boobs...

[LiveLaughLex]

Lol I was just saying (:

[LiveLaughLex]

I would respond to her video.

if I was on e harmony

[Brittanysofficial]

@LiveLaughLex haha thanks. I'm not actually on E-Harmony. This is a real video in terms of the content, but I'm not actually interested in dating people. 

[xLorrettax]

And, how did the dating work for you? To be extremely blunt; are you still single cause damn ur hot!

[Brittanysofficial]

@xLorrettax Why thank you:) but It wasn't a real video. I mean, everything I said was real, but I have no interested in really dating right now.

[xLorrettax]

@Brittanysofficial Me neither, too much hassle... I wouldn't have been so forward if you had lived over here to be honest. Btw; did you hear anything from KassemG? He liked your video, thats how I found you :)

[Brittanysofficial]

@xLorrettax Yes, he did. Thanks for asking. I'm afraid that there's no spot to fill. He commented on my video :) I told him to call me if he ever needs a lesbian.

[british123able]

@Brittanysofficial can i watch you eat your girlfriends fanny whilst eating doritos and jacking off

[british123able]

@xLorrettax hi, are you hot

[xLorrettax]

@british123able If you were really interested, you would have clicked on my name, see my profile pic and make your own judgement. But as this is all way too difficult for such a person as you I will answer your question. Yes, there are people on this planet that consider me to be hot.

[johnvinter]

U should learn a bit of philosophy........it may enhance a person like U (mainly in your writing skill & Intellectual mind)~~~ I just saying :)

[Batsonwoman]

Haha.. You are freaking funny!!! :)

[Brittanysofficial]

@Batsonwoman *bows Thank you :D

[bluedress4381]

your funny. you also talk fast. i like that. i'm going to send you a friend request please add!

[IKTHYIA]

id date u omg ur perfect! <3

except imma vegitarian...... FUCK so close!! </3

[brownni2]

i like girl on girl :D

[Brittanysofficial]

@brownni2 Who doesn't?

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

...I'm a lesbian. I only do girls...

TROLOLOLOL

[Brittanysofficial]

@Blu3W4r10Ck Oh, snap. So funny, you should tell that joke at parties..... :D

[Uk12Us]

Stan is the Man.(I know it has NOTHING to do with this video)

[Brittanysofficial]

@Uk12Us :)

[hupaz123]

ahaha so much inuendo in parts

[Brittanysofficial]

@hupaz123 I love a large innuendo ;)

[enyi1]

i've come to the conclusion that you are actually amazing, like just ridiculously awesome. Pretty much everything you said i completely agree with - except for the whole not liking monkeys or pickles (some monkeys are cool and lately i have been jonesing for pickles haha) - especially the whole having sex with 2 girls and walking around naked, for those 2 things you are literally my dream girl lols but seriously i would ;) plus always wanted a hot lesbian/ hot bi female mate :P

[Brittanysofficial]

@enyi1 awww shucks! thanks :)

[masticina]

Again? .. oh well there you are :)

[katey582]

I'm your girl!!!!! Lol You are my dream girl :D marry me please?!

[Brittanysofficial]

@katey582 Call me when you're 21 :) 

[katey582]

@Brittanysofficial Lol I'll call ya in 4 years then :)p

[MrAjdaman]

#52 p.s that was the greatest pose EVER

[MrAjdaman]

#52 first this was cool second where can i find these naked video

[masticina]

Look luck Dating

[BekieSkye]

I hate know it alls.

[WietskeJohanna]

How can you not like pickles?

[Brittanysofficial]

@WietskeJohanna I don't like how they taste.  :)

[bassrocks9]

uh oh I guess you hate me. I will tell you that you are descended from monkeys. :)

[livelifelarge234]

Love it! You are so pretty and I like dirty jokes too!

[Brittanysofficial]

@fuckeveryonepolitely And I'm grateful for that.....Sorry for the many comments. Youtube needs to let us have longer comments :)

[Brittanysofficial]

@fuckeveryonepolitely Growing up I knew my parents were not going to want a gay daughter, so I asked questions, talked about the gay community as a whole, denied being gay anytime they asked ( I knew they wouldn't handle it well). I made sure they knew I was in favor of gay rights. I think my coming out went smoother because I was an adult and my parents had time to even consider what being gay meant. They still think it's morally wrong, but they like me being home, they want me around.

[illuminatijews]

@Brittanysofficial

my aunt is Les. She never really came out, we just one day found out. And, now, she brings her gf to all family events, everyone is kinda embarrassed to talk to her about it.

[Brittanysofficial]

@illuminatijews Sad that no one knows who to talk about it. It's not that big of a deal.

[Brittanysofficial]

@fuckeveryonepolitely And if you do come out and people don't like it, then you'll have to deal with that. Make sure you feel like you're in a safe environment and then come out. If you feel like your parents wont take it well and you depend on them for a home, then I would wait.

[Brittanysofficial]

@fuckeveryonepolitely Do not come out until you're ready. Only you'll know when it's the right time. Even if that means waiting until you're 60. (Not that you should wait that long, but you know what I mean). Do not let anyone out you, push you too tell people, or pressure you into moving to fast with people :) <3

[elchingon91335]

Are you high?

[Brittanysofficial]

@elchingon91335 Not really. I'm pretty low, about 5"1

[mupp33n]

American sausage look so gross.. like.. a condom with mangled meat in it.

[Jenna08848]

that was awesome,, what did you say?,, a little crazy is purrrrrrrrfect

[Brittanysofficial]

@Jenna08848 Thanks! And yes, a little crazy is perfect. 

[whiteagle10]

i want kids

[Brittanysofficial]

@whiteagle10 Good luck with that

[TYBOZE]

You muther fruckin forgot to say TYBOZE! lol You love my sausage! Muahahaha!

[Brittanysofficial]

@TYBOZE hahahahah

[pitcrewsk8er2189]

why cant I be fem-ALE, why cant i be femmm

[TheCassiFish]

a little bit of crazy IS good for people =)

also the whole walking around naked thing... i cant do it... though i do like the whole walking around with a towel on.

[adoorableknobs]

I hate pants, rock on!!!

[FrederickVirus]

You're very beautiful.

[Brittanysofficial]

@FrederickVirus Thank you. That's nice of you too say.

[FrederickVirus]

@Brittanysofficial Oh no problem, i've been a big fan for awhile. You talk about actual things and its wonderful. So thank you.

[apblue07]

I like you!

[Brittanysofficial]

@apblue07 Yay!!! I do have my good moments :)

[SamiSelene]

oh if you were italian.

[Brittanysofficial]

@SamiSelene Damn! I'm Middle Eastern, and you know what they say about Middle Eastern girls.......(I actually have no clue, but I'm hoping it's something good)

[SamiSelene]

@Brittanysofficial of course of course u.u and you know what they say about italian girls (probably something about pasta, and stuff...)

well give me a call if one day you wake up and decide to come to italy. pizza is good.

[crazzylizzy]

lady gaga for pres love this

[Brittanysofficial]

@crazzylizzy <3 haha thanks!

[redxjak]

Lol The thing that really stuck out is @0:25

[harusume]

This is awesome, I so want to date you now.

[Brittanysofficial]

@harusume People always say that, and then they regret it...haha

[harpsmor]

say yes* ugh fail asjfskdjfiaef

[PoLiQueEn]

You nailed the sexy pose... Where is your number so I can call you so we can go on a date Naked?

[Brittanysofficial]

@PoLiQueEn Thanks. I tried really hard to nail that sexy pose!

[ExTex23]

Oh wow, i laughed my ass of. Great video!

[Brittanysofficial]

@ExTex23 :) Thanks!

[scumofthecentury]

Marry me? 

[Brittanysofficial]

@scumofthecentury I do plan on breaking the world record for marriages. So, yes, I'll marry you :)

[scumofthecentury]

@Brittanysofficial I think my life is now officially complete.

[Brittanysofficial]

@scumofthecentury haha

[harpsmor]

ok to convince you more, this is a picture of myself talking to 2 girls on the internet.

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[TheEpicKayla]

Eat my lady meat, With your mouth closed. :3

[harpsmor]

wtf lady gaga is not fashionable -_- ill probably get shit for saying that.

anyway i agree, i dont like people with bad eating manners. I especially hate it when im eating with someone, and they see i just put food in my mouth, then ask me a question and i cant answer right away cause im chewing my food, and i like to chew my food, i probably chew it 100times before i swallow, so they just sit there staring at me, waiting for my answer. aah i hate that

ps can i date you?

[Brittanysofficial]

@harpsmor haha I'd say yes, If I thought I was a catch right now. Ask me out in a month. I'll be totally made of awesome then :) haha

[harpsmor]

@Brittanysofficial you know my mom says im pretty so you should say yes. Moms dont lie to their kids when it comes to that shit

[Brittanysofficial]

@harpsmor haha My mom tells me I dress like a child...she's right.

[harpsmor]

@Brittanysofficial so i take it you say to my proposal?

[Brittanysofficial]

@harpsmor haha thanks for the enthusiasm! I'm gonna have to say no. I also want my girlfriend too have superpowers....that's hard to come by.

[harpsmor]

@Brittanysofficial can we be friends?

[Brittanysofficial]

@harpsmor totally! 

[harpsmor]

@Brittanysofficial so then if we were friends and since youre a girl. does that make you my girlfriend? lol i kid. that could be a good pickup line though maybe... or not

[stagespectre]

So you're saying I only have to work on looking like David Beckham...hmmm

[Brittanysofficial]

@stagespectre You must look like David B. Plus there has to be a woman with us at all times. So it can't just be me and you.....I gotta have my woman!

[laviniawantspeace]

We should do a Brittany question time where we post questions and you answer them. That would be cool. Or maybe a truth or dare type thing??

[Brittanysofficial]

@laviniawantspeace haha truth and dare would be funny. You can ask me questions on my tumblr. links in my rainbow panties!

[mgenetiano]

Man i wish i was a young lesbian :(

[Brittanysofficial]

@mgenetiano Maybe you'll get to be one in your next life.....*crosses fingers

[mgenetiano]

@Brittanysofficial by that time it would be to late :P oh well must keep fishing :)

[42DangerVision]

wait... did I hear that right? You think evolution is bunk? o.O

[Brittanysofficial]

@42DangerVision Evolution exists in nature. BUT science has not proved for a FACT that humans evolved from primates. That's all theory. I don't believe things that can't be proven/haven't been proven. Hence, why I don't believe God exists.

[42DangerVision]

@Brittanysofficial Ahh, this position makes more sense to me.

My limited understanding is, that the idea that humans evolved from primates is actually a common misconception, and not actually representative of current scientific understanding.

Back to the actual topic: You live on the wrong coast. It's too bad because I know some pretty awesome girls and I'm totally willing to share. :p

[Brittanysofficial]

@42DangerVision awwww, too bad. I do love a person who's willing to share :)

[42DangerVision]

the ending was awesome

[Brittanysofficial]

@42DangerVision ha, thanks :) I had fun doing this video.

[Brittanysofficial]

@FlippinYes Like a real dating video or a joke? Cause I don't know if people realize, this is a legit video. I'm not going to post it on a dating website, but everything I said is true.....

[yhbtrolled]

This is the best!!

[Brittanysofficial]

@yhbtrolled haha thanks :) 

[vampireluver88]

LMFAO!!!! Brittany you are a character xDD

[Brittanysofficial]

@vampireluver88 Well, I try :)

[SocialMediaSlut]

I think i was a lesbian in a former life, and I am pretty sure you were too, and we dated?!?! lol

[Brittanysofficial]

@SocialMediaSlut Probably. I was kind of a slut in my former life....

[daniellesguess]

Hahaha Oh gosh. We'd be terrible for each other. I'm sorry, meat, yuck!

[Brittanysofficial]

@daniellesguess Awww, too bad. I'm sure we would have been awesome together.

[briguy3418]

I love to shower naked.

[Brittanysofficial]

@briguy3418 wow! That's a little too bold for me...

[briguy3418]

@Brittanysofficial How do you feel about steak??

[Brittanysofficial]

@briguy3418 I love it, rare or medium-rare is good. Any kind of meat (except pork not in sausage form) is perfect for me. The reason I don't like pork is because you can't eat it bloody.

[briguy3418]

@Brittanysofficial You have good taste. I love my bloody steak.

[skidwilldanceforyou]

that's funny. i saw a video like this trending and considered making one too. looks like maybe you had the same idea. I really like your political stance, you are in to politics and dont like any of them but I think Madonna would be better than gaga

[Brittanysofficial]

@skidwilldanceforyou What!? Madonna! No way. haha

[peaceloveaitana]

Last pose= Zoolander

[Brittanysofficial]

@peaceloveaitana YES! Love that movie :)

[tubatony16]

loved it!!! lold the whole time

[Brittanysofficial]

@tubatony16 Yay! Sadly, it's all true.

[JORIC18]

lmao

[Brittanysofficial]

@JORIC18 Laughing is good, thanks!

[MrShoy]

*calls Brittany* The number you called in unavailable, please, walk 50 miles far and try again.

[Brittanysofficial]

@MrShoy hahaha

[XxiPodxX1]

I am at a loss for words. I cant stop laughing and im so turned on by this video.

Like watching a Naked Lesbian do Stand-Up.

[Brittanysofficial]

@XxiPodxX1 Awesome!

[MyKyriosity]

Very entertaining :) learn something new every day.

[Brittanysofficial]

@MyKyriosity haha thanks :)

[RussTheBusker]

Rape?

[Brittanysofficial]

@RussTheBusker That's the word! Thanks Russ!

[HappehKitteh]

<3 !!

[Brittanysofficial]

@HappehKitteh <3 !!

[wfhs52]

Id call you. :)

[Brittanysofficial]

@wfhs52 I'd call me too :)

[chrisbogdan]

Rainbow Panties for president!!!!

If I had boobies... I'd date you!

[Brittanysofficial]

@chrisbogdan If I took over the world I'd make everyone wear rainbow panties :)