for whatever reason, at teh parking garage I usually go to, there are shoe mark all over the celing. i noticed that one time and was like, "What the...?!"
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the parking structure below our condo in florida sounded the exact same way. I sat in the backseat and just died laughing...only my uncle understood why :)
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if you think that was funny search dane cooks videos called cathlic, not so kool-aid man and public restrooms o and if i were u i wouldnt even try to guess which galleria it is cuz there are like 10 in the US there is one is STL(my home town and where i currently live i love the galleria) and like a bunch of others so dont waste ur time
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sounds like ur running over the grudge! :D lol
kiecothewolf 1 month ago
for whatever reason, at teh parking garage I usually go to, there are shoe mark all over the celing. i noticed that one time and was like, "What the...?!"
totesme14 1 month ago
@totesme14 LOL. It's probably parcourers...
031000ron1 1 month ago
AND THEN THE ELEVATER (spelling wrong) IS OUT OF ORDER!!
524silverstripes 2 months ago
i was laughing sooo hard i couldnt breathe......... this is fucking HILARIOUS
livandletsk8 4 months ago
When I first heard tht noice I was like " DUDE, UR GONNA MAKE ME PISS MYSELF!!!!!" I was on the frkin floor laughing
DellaRobbiaStern123 5 months ago
its my favorite mall<3
manda87877 5 months ago
Dallas,Texas?
maxcool123456789 6 months ago
0:29 Man, I had a minivan and it broke or something and so you would turn at like 5 mph and THAT would happen.
TheTurtleWithATopHat 6 months ago
I screamed when he started screeching D:
idigtightpantsXD 6 months ago
I almost dropped my glass of milk on the keyboard!
Shayshifter214 6 months ago
I thought of this when I went into a parking garage, because as soon as we went in, it started screeching like that.
God, I lost it. XDDD
Thisisseriouslyauser 6 months ago
EEEAAAWWWEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
tweetEBird 7 months ago 18
omg i almost pissed
sailordolls 7 months ago
I chocked on my yogurt (vanilla 2012) from laughing so hard! I didn't even think that was possible!
AngeredFish 8 months ago
never drink anything while listening to dane cook.
nights1212 8 months ago 23
@nights1212 It'll make it better. ....You've been warned.
SimplyEpic17 8 months ago
79 people can't laugh
bbear9421 8 months ago
LOL Like if u know what he's talking about :D
musicislovegirl 10 months ago
i played this and it freaked the fuck outta my cat
lovek95 10 months ago
@lovek95 Lol mine 2...one minute she was sleeping and the next she jumped up and ran into the other room in like 3 seconds
countrygirl1462 10 months ago
76 people couldn't find the door
KitsuneLover99 10 months ago 7
Do you know why women life longer then men? Cuz god gave em 10 secs more to park their car....
TheLegomasterdx 10 months ago
eeeerrrrrrrrrr "IM BACKING UP!!"
lexichickie233 10 months ago
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FlyestMe141414 11 months ago
word of advice never watch dane cook while eating cake... it doesnt work well
witthemusic55221 11 months ago 4
Go to 0:36 and turn up your speakers at around 4 in the morning.
395obuc 11 months ago
@395obuc XD Great idea!!
choolovezmusic 11 months ago
omg i use to live 5 minutes from da galleria mall now its like 45 minutes cheektowaga, ny
cocothedogrocks 11 months ago
@cocothedogrocks hey im from Buffalo!!!!! whats up????? :D and it takes me 20 min
SamLynn93 11 months ago
@SamLynn93 me too
GenaChristina 11 months ago
the parking structure below our condo in florida sounded the exact same way. I sat in the backseat and just died laughing...only my uncle understood why :)
DQWhitW09 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!
Frenimes 1 year ago
damn you dane i was having chest pain and it made it worse with lafing with much.
TheGarrettDressler 1 year ago
hahaha
TheLilrayray52 1 year ago
oh man.. meh stomach.. can't breath!
angelflight808 1 year ago
71 people couldn't find the door
TheBrendanSmith 1 year ago 4
imagine wearing tap dance shoes there sparks everywhere you look down to see what it is MYYYYY EEEYYYYYEEEESSSSSSS where am i falls off the ledge thats better splat
cheesmastr 1 year ago
EEEEREREEEREEREEEREERERE, "Im backing up!" LMAO,ROFL XD XD ^-^
animeluvr5012 1 year ago
AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! <=D IT - BWHAHAHA- HURTS!!! <X'D
cmbdragon666 1 year ago
sounds like a taradactul...
8978321b 1 year ago
what show of his is this from?
RFCovel27 1 year ago
owwwwww itttttt huuurrrtttssss ***laughs even more*** hahahahahaha owww
lezly321 1 year ago
71people would rather listen to knock knock jokes
Ellegion10 1 year ago
a chase secene from chips lmfao
ubersuperjha 1 year ago
ROFL HAHA!!!!! IM BACKING UP ERRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAA!!!!!!!!:)
soo funny
bubbley004 1 year ago
SU-FI! ;D
klaykampa1 1 year ago
eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrr where's the door! lol
boyblu100 1 year ago
eeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh what the fuck is that
boyblu100 1 year ago
lol the gallerya in vegas lololololol
sexysergio702 1 year ago
@sexysergio702 theres on in the rich part of dallas too
iFr4ntiK 1 year ago
my mom thought i was watching a vid about birds.... i told her it was dane cook and she called me a liar.
WolfRunner13 1 year ago 3
Im laughing so hard i fell out of my chair
*laugh fail!*
ileidia13 1 year ago
sounds like he's walking on ppl lol x5
FerarriFX9 1 year ago
RAHHHHHHH ...WHERES THE DOOR? RAHHHH LMFAO
TheOsu22 1 year ago
he sounds like a screamo vocalist
xxnivotionxx 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG. WHERES THE DOOR.
TheKaitlan 1 year ago
oh this is hilarious i cant breathe
260009401 1 year ago
EEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGG I'm backing up! lmao
animekitten789 1 year ago 3
XD i died laughing
mabbylooo 1 year ago
very funny!
rickton100 1 year ago
walks in parcking building* EERRRRRRRRRGGHARRRGGHRRRRAGGHRRRRRRRRRRRAGHRAGHHH....
WTF?!
sgngv2 1 year ago
i know what that sound is backin up...u hit the grudge...
ZeroKorosu 1 year ago 140
@ZeroKorosu same here lol
LTCAproductions 6 months ago
i dont think i have laughed that hard in my entire life XDDDDD
EnvysGirlJamie 1 year ago
lmao
i cant5 breathe this is too funny
xdisoriented 1 year ago
it 's so funny !!! lol wow!!
fairfetched 1 year ago
i laughed sooo hard!!!!! i coughed out my cereal xDDD
TheRunescapefan3 1 year ago 81
@TheRunescapefan3 what cereal?
pinkylover75 7 months ago
@pinkylover75 uhhhhh i think it was trix lol
TheRunescapefan3 7 months ago
@TheRunescapefan3 i coughed ot my seeds and nearly choked and spitted juice..out my nose!!!
TheBiggestsonicfan 5 months ago
Wheres the door? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
PEN1oli 1 year ago
im backing up
Kinghammy76 1 year ago
i laughed this WHOLE time like OMG dane!
Noell78 1 year ago
It sounds like my brother when he's shaving...LOL!!! laughed HARD!!
BaileytheHedgehog112 1 year ago
lol good job
dogcat865 1 year ago
took me a few minutes to stop laughing so i could breathe XD
shadowmossess 1 year ago
haha im laughin so hard at random intervals cuz i keep watchin diff vids n ma dad thiks im talkin to someone cuz im all tha way upstairs lmao
xxxpcs 1 year ago
Hee hee hee!
Viddmus0000 1 year ago
i peed my pants u dick
MrBrandon12233 1 year ago
this was amusing but people over exaggerated
mcjoshio 1 year ago
@mcjoshio Yeah. ;)
Qwerty102964 1 year ago
OMG im suffocating XD
Drewsealey 1 year ago
not funny
IIEvoGamingII 1 year ago
this is so halllllariousss!!!! I LAUGHED SO MUCH!!!!!!
lvdmforever 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! wheres the door?? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
stormdumb 1 year ago 4
I love Dane Cook! He's so funny! But how does he make those sounds??
Spritesinthehouse 1 year ago
WHERE'S THE DOOR???
taranchula97 1 year ago
lol i spraned my jaw in a dirt biking accident when i laughed it fucking hurt! but still funny lol
XxEmoBoyxX1000 1 year ago
they suck ass dumbfuck
and this guy is hilarious you just dont even know (:
ctuck67 1 year ago
Wasn't really funny
gtaIV7 1 year ago
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evo271 1 year ago
@evo271 p they suck as
XKILLA28XF 1 year ago
i shudnt have gone bak to listen again..i cant breathe!! its soo true!
chrrycke04 1 year ago
lol funny shit
xkrazafreakx 1 year ago
my mom told me i had to go out side and laugh
AnimeVampireGurl 1 year ago 2
lol
mater711421 2 years ago
LoooooooooooL
caidfatemha 2 years ago
i almost peed my pants!!
ChannelofCraziness 2 years ago
i keep laughing every time i click on 0:45
72ownu 2 years ago
it sounds like ur in a chase scene from chips!
72ownu 2 years ago
i thought it was a bird screaming at first O_O
12CatDemon 2 years ago 3
i wuz laughhing so hard my mom told me to shut up
TyceShadow24 2 years ago 297
@TyceShadow24: LOL same here!!!
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narsakulover247 1 year ago
@narsakulover247 quit trollin
8978321b 1 year ago
@TyceShadow24 my mom did the same thing -_-
iAmThePrettyGirl 1 year ago
@TyceShadow24 My mom does the same thing!
Jazzie560 1 year ago
@TyceShadow24 i watched this video at 11:30 at night, i wish what she said was shut up
metuber5 1 year ago
@TyceShadow24 lol me too
legoboy7245 1 year ago
@legoboy7245 congradulations you are the 5th person to say that lol
TyceShadow24 1 year ago
@TyceShadow24 congraTulations
395obuc 11 months ago
@TyceShadow24 me to brother me to
21Yourface 10 months ago
@21Yourface that makes 7....
TyceShadow24 10 months ago
@TyceShadow24 and what did you do
jlop2351 10 months ago
I think a Raptor was chasing him, or maybe a pack of them. XD
Gokurocks1990 2 years ago
omg wen he made that noise i was cracking up. dane cook iz da best!!!
XOXOPandaLoveXOXO 2 years ago 15
I'M BACKING UP!!!!!!!!!
Woodchuck537 2 years ago 11
Lmfaoooo hilariousss
Amritaissocoollike 2 years ago 7
I CANT BREATH!
missjellybelly1997 2 years ago 200
@missjellybelly1997 its breathe, not breath breathe
taytertot991 1 year ago
@taytertot991 Yuo greMWar nazi1!!!!ONE\!!!111eleven!!1
sfsk8erkid 1 year ago
@sfsk8erkid ok then...im not a grammar nazi i just figured that i would point that out. so cool your pants dude. calm down.
taytertot991 1 year ago
@sfsk8erkid calm the hell down, dont jizz urself
raichu15266 1 year ago
fail
themadbatter 2 years ago 4
lol. This was so funny that I fell out of my chair laughing. I'm still giggling now. XD
SeaStar467 2 years ago 11
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Sapphire8005 3 years ago
Does he mean Houston's Galleria???
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burgerboyeatsfood 3 years ago
lol
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camilav123 3 years ago
hmm does he mean gravel... i dont really get tha joke kuz this doesnt hapen 2 me... but i lyk dane cook aniwais
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if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
ridgebacksrule007 3 years ago
WHERES THE DOOR??? -screeeching sound...or HALF of it, laughs harder- loved it! Good job in doing the pics, too~!
EmoFoxChibi 3 years ago 4
HAHA ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (dane cook) (:/) IM BACKING UP!!!!!!!!!
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shadowdog625123 3 years ago 6
omg that is hilarious!!! ouch stomach...
nospoon13 3 years ago 6
ROFL
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crazybros7676 3 years ago
that was so fucking funny but so fuckign true
klonbe 3 years ago
the galleria in st louis?
thewhofan99 3 years ago
i got a cramp from laughing too hard. way too funny! (ok, it's not, but it's histericle!)
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Brightmist 3 years ago
lol 0:36
ghostboy537 3 years ago 2
wtf i dont remember this being in my favs o well lol its there anyway
Deimos143 3 years ago
lol i love the noises he makes in this vid dane cook is the best
AviatorPilot27 3 years ago 9
galleria is also located at white plains new york
keiry101 3 years ago 2
ok the galleria is a mall that is three storys high amd it is in buffalo newyork :P
dirtjumplee 3 years ago
thers one in houston tx near my neighborhood
fieice56 3 years ago
there are plenty of malls and places called the galleria
tubasteve6290 3 years ago 4
ya i think too cuz i think he did a show in buffalo
acdcdude12 3 years ago
not as good as his others
nunyobisniss2143 3 years ago
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What's a galleria?
yasuakimaru 3 years ago
a galleria is basicaly a builing (2/more stories)of parking spaces
TeamDragonForce 3 years ago 5
if you think that was funny search dane cooks videos called cathlic, not so kool-aid man and public restrooms o and if i were u i wouldnt even try to guess which galleria it is cuz there are like 10 in the US there is one is STL(my home town and where i currently live i love the galleria) and like a bunch of others so dont waste ur time
austrailia6789780769 3 years ago 3
What?
Hellflex 3 years ago
i think he was trying to insult Dane Cook
pcgamerdude 3 years ago
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Faces fault, i lol'd too hard.
lol, that video is epic!
13darkmajik13 3 years ago
theres one in Houston
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grimelab 3 years ago
not his best videos
lilpz94 3 years ago 4
LOL
lukec6338 3 years ago 5
omg i o to galleria in stl!!
divahaley 3 years ago 4
the galleria in stl?
LoveThe80sAnd90s 3 years ago 5
which galleria?
zenuchi 3 years ago 2
o i dont know...just the one in st. louis
LoveThe80sAnd90s 3 years ago 2
cool
ledzeppelinfreak13 3 years ago 4
lmaoo.
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