Judge Judy ❀ Petty 'n' Plump Sues Equally Icky Ex over Cuff Links & Plane Tickets

[pinkbubblegum143]

Damn it....hit send too fast...meant to say....not that the plaintiff is a PRIZE ....but he's playing the poor me black man joke of the wedding race card. Well, he was certainly the joke of this episode IMO.

[pinkbubblegum143]

The defendant is a piece of work (not that the plaintiff is a price

[HollyApple777]

6:29 JJ shouldn*t have been so bloody rude.

[Marty933]

Reymatt's description of this one is spot on. Both these people seem to be needy users. I usually try to find one or the other to sympathize with but with this case, no way. The plainiff is a needy desperate woman looking for a man (or any man) and the guy is like "oh poor black me". They are both just of a waste of space on a crowded planet.

[lovebritcoms]

"common sense is not so common" Voltaire. Hey babe! if he can't pay his rent...KICK THE LOSER USER TO THE CURB and do NOT give em more money...why be so desperate!

[reymatt76]

@lovebritcoms Well when you're in your 30s and you look like that, I think you ARE kind of desperate.

[Famardy]

That Defendant is a perfect example of a free loading douchebag! I just want to punch him in the face everytime he smiles or laughs god!

[keariV]

JJ's so efficient! lol

[Songsmirth]

He lost me at, "amusement animal." What a low life. What kind of man says that? No man. A boy who thinks more of himself than he should. I'm betting the judge will side with him for some reason. Maybe because the woman didn't agree with her. JJ has to be agreed with or it's all over. This isn't a decent court of law. It's Judy's court of law. And I guess the public enjoys her egotism because she earns 22 million a year. What would she know of the little people?

[reymatt76]

@Songsmirth She happens to have a lot of common sense and knows quite a bit about the "little" people from her work in family court in Manhattan for almost 3 decades. She wasn't born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She went to college and law school and she raised 5 kids. And while I do admit that Judy has made some poor judgments, this isn't one of them. The plaintiff is a pathetic, shrill orca who whines incessantly. She needs to choose men more wisely in the unlikely event she finds one

[theegilsK]

@Songsmirth don't forget that she actually receives the information in advance. By the time they film she pretty much already knows everything.

[Songsmirth]

@theegilsK Yes, that's true. :) Songs

[chuckytheman]

@theegilsK While I do believe this sounds highly possible. What proof do you have to back up this claim?

[samosapowis]

i love the adverts at the end

[mccgeno]

she must hate her daddy

[Imhoteption]

@mccgeno and he must hate his mother

[EB1089]

She's dumb for giving him the money after never paying her back but...what a bum that guy is...he looks like an evil mocha Care Bear

[AmayaKatana]

old commercials were awesome lol

[The900Triumphrider]

I gotta meet a fat broad that has money. Just pretend you like them and steal their money. PERFECT!

[rassledassle82]

Sucha freeloading punk!

[1984ThoughtPolice]

3:45 LOL at the random "cheap" jab the defendant gives to the plaintiff for using Air Miles.

[ramstones1]

What is an amusement animal?

[reymatt76]

@ramstones1 Like a jester, someone who is invited to entertain the guests by making a fool out of himself. At least tha'ts what I'm guessing. I've never heard the term before.

[SpyingEyesOfDoom]

*puts 'x-ray' sun glasses that block out the plaintiff and the defendant*

Vixens, Vixens everywhere.

[KAA67]

You ca be a crab anyday you like reymatt76, it just makes you funnier! Your JJ uploads are the best. Keep up the great work & the fantastically funny vintage ads

[archie977]

she wanted to get her toe juiced from the poo pump plumped

[djmixnmagic]

Lmao @ 1:02: a mumbled "Don'teven... I'm a quick study."

I had no idea the word "study" could be used that way, but according to the sixth entry in the definition of "study" on webster.com:

: a person who learns or memorizes something (as a part in a play) —usually used with a qualifying adjective Ex. he's a quick study

[djmixnmagic]

Dear reymatt: Thank you for reintroducing me to the word "nebbish".

I'm still trying to figure out what TV show you write for. Give me some time.

[TheTubePortal]

@djmixnmagic Nebbish is a Yiddish word, just like other common terms used by people: schlumpy, noshing, schmuck, tuchas, schlep and kvetching.

[djmixnmagic]

@TheTubePortal Little did I know. Also, 'twas brillig, and the slithy toves

did gyre and gimble in the wabe, ya know.

[Postemupman]

dude reymatt... i was promised cameltoe!

[reymatt76]

@Postemupman Huh? Tell me. I love c-toes.

[nkatomg2]

No one should ever have to see ginger children eat chicken, shame on you!

[SillyBanilly4Chilly]

Your titles are fucking hilarious.

[missinfekt]

I am loving the cheesy adverts at the end of these

[AmusedT0Death]

The kid in the end commercial looks like Ron Howard.

[sean102222]

I would like to pour Wesson Oil on the plaintiff's chest.

[JustineBieberxoxo]

Description is charming and romantic as ever.

[S2naturally]

I'll never understand these people that acquire a sum of money from a friend for rent and say it's a "gift"...Unless it's gift wrapped with a big-ass bow and was handed to you without you asking "can you pay my....?" then IT'S NOT A GIFT!

[starblinky]

Did he just admit hes a womanizer

[deathseeker18]

This is the best channel on Youtube. I mean, I'm thankful for any channel that uploads Judge Judy, but this one has it all. Funny titles, clever and articulate descriptions, and a catchy jingle at the end of every episode. Somehow the fact that the uploader is gayer than a fruitbat is just the icing on the cake. I love you, reymatt75. I hope your channel lives forever.

[TreyParkersBitch]

NEXT

[anaduci]

Ooooooh I get it! You both are black!? I am too (woman)! I actually had no thought about what you 2 are going on about until I read your comments. Why does that make him weak?

[ljude01]

SEE! Should have listened to mawm!

[bob88099]

LOLOL RACE RELATIONS TALK FROM THE BROKE ASS STEREOTYPICAL WOMAN USING NEGRO.

[floorfight]

hes talking race and then he acts like the stereotypical black useless brokeass homeboy.....givin black men a bad rep

[geode32110]

@floorfight ---No. He doesn't give us a "bad rep", assuming, racist and judgmental ass-holes like you do.

[floorfight]

@geode32110 hehe me a racist wow again another ignorant motherf.... stop using the race card in every fucking situation. it makes us look weak

[stranger201]

You know, I don't know what's better. The actual case or the uploaders description of the case....I'm always on the cusp of getting a hernia after reading your descriptions eheh..