Give me a break and look at the results...the intent is to have a wedge that fits on a glass for a home party, or restaurant setting instead of a little sick looking piece of fruit drowning in a glass requiring the user to fish it out like a dead minnow. Salud!
It was as much a training film for using Moviemaker for my teachers as it was for cutting limes. Yes, it was a bad slippery board, no the knife was not dull, but very sharp. But I can assure you I have cut thousands of limes and lemons on great wooden boards and crappy plastic ones and never cut my fingers.
Loved the comments...even the EFFing crackhead comment (now deleted by his request) the user came back months later and begged me to remove ...(nervous about employer search bots? *;-)
As for the slippery board, dull knife...in my defense I was traveling that day training teachers 40 miles from my home about Windows Moviemaker and I just had bare essentials for a "kitchen" tutorial on cutting fruit and filmed it myself with a tripod while they were at lunch.
How about ' How to properly stop a chopping board from moving all over the work top so i don't at some point in the very near future slice off an appendage and bleed out '??
Try a fairly damp paper towel under the board that will stop the movement
Wow, the last time I tried to cut limes for my rum and cokes one night at a party, I tried it the "obvious" way by slicing down the middle and then trying to symmetrically cuts the wedges, while on about my 3rd lime I cut my index finger a little bit which resulted in a poor beer pong performance that nice due to my inability to grip the ball properly! Now round 2, I thought to myself "there must be a tutorial online" and sure enough after just 1 try I now have a bag of lime wedges! THANK YOU!!!
Glad to help...it is a fairly easy trick and one you will never forget. Now a master chef or bartender may have some ungodly unnatural weird work of art slicing technique...I'll have to try one of those some day. *;-)
Ughhh !!! I've cut through a dozen lemons without any success... Do you think you can do a "Cutting a Lemon For Dummies" version too, for those having difficulty? Thanks
That sounds like a good idea...perhaps even call it A Dummy Cutting a Lemon for Dummies. lol Maybe you need textual clues instead of visual....whack off the ends, sit it on a flat end and cut straight through the top, Then score along the middle laterally .....uh...on second thought....just use pause at each step in Full Screen YouTube mode. *;-) Take care and you will get it perfect! Cheers!
If you don't cut a lemon or lime lengthwise it is very annoying to squeeze the slice into your drink. Plus when you cut a lemon lengthwise equally everyone has the same size lemon. Who wants the short stubbly little lemon the comes from the end. Oh and BTW you need to sharpen your knife.
You should see me kill an angry rattlesnake threatening my family or pets...then you will see I am very unlikely to cut myself in such a mundane affair as cutting fruit. Now cutting the head off a 5-foot rattlesnake trying to kill you...that takes nerves of steel. And I don't kill snakes unless they threaten my habitat...as the great herpetologist Laurence Klauber said: I hold no brief for rattlers in civilized habitats.
Give me a break and look at the results...the intent is to have a wedge that fits on a glass for a home party, or restaurant setting instead of a little sick looking piece of fruit drowning in a glass requiring the user to fish it out like a dead minnow. Salud!
texruss 1 month ago
It was as much a training film for using Moviemaker for my teachers as it was for cutting limes. Yes, it was a bad slippery board, no the knife was not dull, but very sharp. But I can assure you I have cut thousands of limes and lemons on great wooden boards and crappy plastic ones and never cut my fingers.
texruss 1 month ago
Loved the comments...even the EFFing crackhead comment (now deleted by his request) the user came back months later and begged me to remove ...(nervous about employer search bots? *;-)
As for the slippery board, dull knife...in my defense I was traveling that day training teachers 40 miles from my home about Windows Moviemaker and I just had bare essentials for a "kitchen" tutorial on cutting fruit and filmed it myself with a tripod while they were at lunch.
texruss 1 month ago
Lmao at the commentz
BaconMuffinz313 1 month ago
Thanks for this video, I almost ended up cutting it wrong!
0011486 2 months ago
How about ' How to properly stop a chopping board from moving all over the work top so i don't at some point in the very near future slice off an appendage and bleed out '??
Try a fairly damp paper towel under the board that will stop the movement
lukekegray 3 months ago
@lukekegray
Good idea..I will try that the next time I am in such a primitive kitchen like a school classroom. *;-)
texruss 1 month ago
Wow, the last time I tried to cut limes for my rum and cokes one night at a party, I tried it the "obvious" way by slicing down the middle and then trying to symmetrically cuts the wedges, while on about my 3rd lime I cut my index finger a little bit which resulted in a poor beer pong performance that nice due to my inability to grip the ball properly! Now round 2, I thought to myself "there must be a tutorial online" and sure enough after just 1 try I now have a bag of lime wedges! THANK YOU!!!
absolutaces89 4 months ago
@absolutaces89
Glad to help...it is a fairly easy trick and one you will never forget. Now a master chef or bartender may have some ungodly unnatural weird work of art slicing technique...I'll have to try one of those some day. *;-)
texruss 1 month ago
THANK YOU!!!
BaconMuffinz313 6 months ago
My life is now complete. It would have been better if his dull knife and wobbly mini cutting board would have ended up in an injury...
IndyScan 8 months ago
@IndyScan
Au contraire my friend. My hands look very nice for my age and I am VERY careful in the kitchen. Thanks for the vote of confidence however. >:->
texruss 1 month ago
Informative video!
jonsangster 10 months ago
wat does the beginning story hav to do with cutting them?
codzorz1 1 year ago
@codzorz1
You must not get out much...try googling fecal matter in lemon slices
texruss 1 month ago
Ughhh !!! I've cut through a dozen lemons without any success... Do you think you can do a "Cutting a Lemon For Dummies" version too, for those having difficulty? Thanks
neccrew 1 year ago
That sounds like a good idea...perhaps even call it A Dummy Cutting a Lemon for Dummies. lol Maybe you need textual clues instead of visual....whack off the ends, sit it on a flat end and cut straight through the top, Then score along the middle laterally .....uh...on second thought....just use pause at each step in Full Screen YouTube mode. *;-) Take care and you will get it perfect! Cheers!
texruss 1 year ago
you took the time. wow. but thx
LalidatorClan 1 year ago
Thank you. :)
zhaozhou1 2 years ago
If you don't cut a lemon or lime lengthwise it is very annoying to squeeze the slice into your drink. Plus when you cut a lemon lengthwise equally everyone has the same size lemon. Who wants the short stubbly little lemon the comes from the end. Oh and BTW you need to sharpen your knife.
reedsheldon88 2 years ago
@reedsheldon88
Actually the shorter wedges are easier to squeeze so size doesn't matter. Who wants boring uniformity anyway? *;-)
texruss 1 month ago
I was getting nerous for his fingers, that chopping board was sliding all over the place!
kidshamrock1997 2 years ago 8
@kidshamrock1997
You should see me kill an angry rattlesnake threatening my family or pets...then you will see I am very unlikely to cut myself in such a mundane affair as cutting fruit. Now cutting the head off a 5-foot rattlesnake trying to kill you...that takes nerves of steel. And I don't kill snakes unless they threaten my habitat...as the great herpetologist Laurence Klauber said: I hold no brief for rattlers in civilized habitats.
texruss 1 month ago
thanks
Alfonsoyslas 2 years ago
thank you for the demo :)
ladeuxiemeetoile 2 years ago
OMG !! how u do that ?. it must be some kind of magic.
tasiol88 2 years ago
very helpful...thank you
h3rshel 2 years ago
as weird as this sounds... im kinda glad i watched that
3000cheerios 4 years ago
Often, the word "genius" is over-used. But rarely have I seen a human being more fitting for that title than this man.
mattcarpanini 4 years ago 5
I have always wanted to know that. Thank you!!
pompodore 4 years ago
WOW!
auziebabe911 4 years ago
Great lime cutting! I wish I could do it like that
HITmanThief 4 years ago