Death Isn't Real

[Metalgears1]

It's hilarious how many stupid fucks think he was being serious. I'm talking to you, you know who you are.

[tehW1ckerMan]

this is a joke guys...

[lucasdrank1993]

i think its bullshit what he is saying, but omg dude. yer funny :D

[DelfinitionHDTV]

When you die your energy gets recycled, yay! Circle of Life. Enjoy it <3 Who knows what happens after death whether its fluffy clouds or nothingness it doesnt matter, your alive now so enjoy it!

[salke98]

i cannot believe how many likes this video has....you have a problem,zombies?AS IF! HAHA xD

[TheGoldenAngel150]

I'm pretty sure I wanna be an angel when I die, not a freakin' zombie lol xD

[HornedHydra]

you are dumb

[TheWilderMusic]

Lol okay 1/434 videos I disagree with xD

funny though :P

[emsakrso]

@TheWilderMusic You disagree with a joke you think is funny?

[newFranzFerencLiszt]

I am mesmerized by his beard

[ButterOnCorn]

@newFranzFerencLiszt

me 2. that beard is so hawt 4real. drool

[TheDudedv6]

is this supposed to be funny or factual

[Jonzen77]

@TheDudedv6 OMG best comment ever for this vid. LOL.

[name8895]

@TheDudedv6 Take a guess.

[marouanebenouzekri]

Cut your hair first son of a bitch and talk about that.

[Melanchomin]

@marouanebenouzekri Why would he talk about cutting his hair? He's theamazingatheist, not a fashion freak, kid.

[ButterOnCorn]

death is just a fairy tale

[newFranzFerencLiszt]

@ButterOnCorn hahahahahahaha

[zombiemurloc]

i half expected some freaky religious wingnut or a drugged out guy ranting off about an acid trip. im glad it was neither of those things :)

[omgomg5475]

man i miss the old TJ... wicked humor

[goldenhawk952]

EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS 3 YEARS AGO BUT STILL YOU ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME LIFE AND TALENT BE SILENT AND SAVE YOURSELF YOU GUTTER FOOL

[9454791]

@goldenhawk952

Yes he must pray to Are Chrina to save him!!!!!!!!

[DemimondXXIII]

@goldenhawk952 You dont have\undestand freedom of speech where you live? Guess you are from muslim country? Sorry we dont believe in Allah here in modern world.

[Akeuw]

@goldenhawk952 Aaw your channel history.. what do you know, a total religion nut. And you even said fuck Muslims in one of them.. well your just like a muslim. Anyways, you just pissed of that he is an Atheist, common reaction from you people. You are not going to change anything from that comment, you are pretty much worthless. When you die, and everyone who knows you die, you will be forgotten.

[BrianGriffin92]

@goldenhawk952 WHY DID YOU UNLEASHED THE FORCE ?

[MrProblem1997]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

[FrostMan92]

that actually made more sense then the abrahamic religions

[JMorde999]

Still retarded...

[ZADER4427]

Another theory is that their muscles are rotting..... but then their brains are.......... shut up

[AniCygnus]

PEACE the fuck BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

[evilcow90]

Bahahaha xD funny shit, TJ! Love ya man.

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

This is a comment.

[baltech22]

3218 people are too stupid for satire.

[Spandex08]

@baltech22 or they just got trolled

[coleman151]

and he says Christians are stupid??

[Kaegaan]

@coleman151 You're obviously the stupid one, that can't tell he's being sarcastic.

[shutyourazz]

you looka like a fat version of the guy from Sons of Anarchy

[stuchly1]

*crying* I can never be the "top comment" on TJs videos... *sad face*

[CursedAbsol]

How can zombies be lazy? They don't think; they just eat :P

[kingz8ter]

@CursedAbsol isnt that what lazy people do

[CursedAbsol]

@kingz8ter No, zombies are always working hard for their meal. Lazy people sit around thinking and never doing anything :P

[corycashatt90]

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill Hicks. :D Haha. I thought of Bill when I read the title. :)

[InSingularity]

@corycashatt90 tool

[Taki2007]

I see about 3200 people missed the joke. 

[cappapagoooo]

@stonemetallica he's joking dude you do realise that right?

[Praventore]

@cappapagoooo i dont think so

[cappapagoooo]

@Praventore you're a moron

[Praventore]

@cappapagoooo i dont think so

[LPmelaniphy]

Most Christians I know are annoying and rude

Most atheists I know are good people and nice.

[dmacepl0x]

@LPmelaniphy One think I noticed about people, they make broad sweeping statements.

[blitzfire5]

@LPmelaniphy oposite for me

[sassy2161]

Well at least this guy wasn't serious

[soulsistah102]

Lol, even if zombies were real, how would the zombies get us? They're either stuck under hundreds of pounds of soil, piles of ash, or deteriorated under hundreds of feet of water. Lol I am not worried.

[AkinAssCunt]

amazing atheist banned from earth!!!

[Zwank36]

I'm as old as the beginning as the universe.

[dj69918]

If you take this seriously you are retarded and don't deserve to handle scissors. 

[qawamity]

@dj69918 It may not be serious, but it seriously isn't funny. And before anyone asks, no, I'm not offended by the man. I just don't think he's particularly clever or funny. And his delivery sucks.

[dj69918]

@qawamity I could be over thinking this but I took it as religious satire. Its kinda like saying god is there but he chooses not to make himself apparent. He's saying its similar to saying that people don't die, they just become zombies and choose not to make that fact known. But again, I could be over thinking it.

[qawamity]

@dj69918 I looked at a few of his other videos, and I think most of the time he tries to use humor as a weapon or angle of attack. This works much better when one is actually funny.

[dj69918]

@qawamity I think he's funny in an ironic sense. Because there are people who actually think like that. But I'll admit his delivery sucks balls half the time.

[AlicexMarilyn]

Holy fuck, there are a lot of retards in the comment section.

[Inoryuki]

Im pretty sure this was a joke, or a sarcastic response to someone

[mrwinner5]

..not...funny..

[guitarfreek393]

wait! at 0:20 I'm pretty sure he contradicted himself..."raaa I'M DEAD" nice argument idiot.

[anundeadWORM]

i wonder what the hell he was thinking when he made this vid. most of his videos make sense..

[TheEscapefromReality]

@anundeadWORM get trolled. 

[anundeadWORM]

@TheEscapefromReality whats that supposed to mean. 

[leonidasoneoneseven]

I really hope you die like.....right now.

[Aaroncroy252016]

zombies arn't real.

You cant move without a heartbeat.

[BeekillerJohanna]

@Aaroncroy252016 "You cant move without a heartbeat." Only if you rely on an organic heart. If you have a fake heart it doesn't need to be a model that beats, you can get a tube like model that gets installed to one of your major arteries and the tiny propellers inside the tube circulate your blood.

Real thing, it's some sort of remodeled space techonology. The original version was (and probably still is) used for pumping fuel to the space ship's motors.

[qawamity]

@BeekillerJohanna There was an article on NPR several months ago about a turbine-based artificial heart being tested in cows. Because the blood flow was constant the animal didn't have a pulse.

[ht448]

This is TJ on Weed?

[L33tDayum]

I don't understand...how can we not be dead if we decompose...someone explain please.

[AkinAssCunt]

< atheist.

but he's just mad at god cause he's fat and ugly.

and i dont feel bad about pointing this out because i dont feel like i will get punished kust pointing out i am atheist but this fat prick is ugly and i when he dies probably soon that will not be so bad.

anyways going to go watch some star trek.

[StryCratyBya]

@AkinAssCunt <-What the fuck am I reading.

[potato2442]

If death isnt real then hes skinny, atheists fucking suck dick

[soocl0se]

@potato2442 "If death isn't real......then he is skinny"....? I can't even begin to assume what the hell you meant their.....?

[kriskurtisallen]

hit 7 over and over

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

It's not supposed to be serious! It's funny! LAUGH!!!!!!

[Daisymaisey]

Amazing role model for atheist children

[Mike82ARP]

You need to make some friends..

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@Mike82ARP who spedns all there time on the internet? must be you

[Djedge4real]

hm,this is posted on 2009.

I hope he's got some better material by now.

[LegendBaal]

@Djedge4real stfu newfag.

[Djedge4real]

@LegendBaal Another tough dude who's got the balls to insult someone on the internet.

Ow well,

Thats what you get from a bisexual emo game-addicted freak with polished nails and eyeliner.

[andypmz07]

wheres scooby ?

[Honorfull]

If Death isn't real then it's oposition isn't real, you can't have a oposition if it hase nothing to oposite, so that being sad Life also isn't real, and if we're not alive then...What are we?

[haohyou12]

@Honorfull That principle is retarded and makes no sense.

[Honorfull]

@haohyou12 care to give some evidence as why it is retarded ( word of opinion)

instead of SAYING it is and then makeing it sound like: ''FACT"???

as the principle isn't an organism and sure as hell not Human, it cannot for FACT be Retarded.

and if YOU think it makes no sense then that says something about YOU, not ME

Your Turn...

[haohyou12]

@Honorfull Nope. It's just retarded and if you don't see that, well I feel sorry for you. I don't feel like explaining why if something doesn't have a polar opposite than it must not exist is a patently absurd premise.

Besides the fact that life may not even be in opposition to death. Life is a manifestation of its material components; death is another and everything else that is not life nor death is yet another form of matter and energy. Existence is rarely black and white.

[Sushimitzu]

Fake and gay.

[PuddingAtheist]

this is one of my favorite TAA videos.- VanHohenheim.

[neggflash]

This is why Vloggers are a fucking joke

[FACTAWAVES]

bananas are real.....

and he shove them up his ass

LAWL

[TEhaji]

@FACTAWAVES LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[majorwolf357]

@FACTAWAVES saying stuff like that makes you an fucking idiot because you probably stuff bananas up your ass

[Meikitatakikarim]

@FACTAWAVES Holy shit, how witty! I didn't expect such a creative joke! Way to go, sir!

[MrDAXdAX232]

Death is banana

[EliroX904]

Exactly! *Puts glue in ice cream cone and shoves dick in ice cream cone.*

[QandahaarIsTheBomb]

so im guessing ur father is one of those zombies?

[ureffincreepy]

Wow, if I hadn't seen this video I could have been the first victim of the zombie apocalypse. Thanks Amazing Atheist!

[EjStarcraft]

Lol some of you guys are fuckin retarded, the title and whole video is just a troll. TJ was probably bored.

[1987Challenger3]

Hes finally gone off the deep end

[CobaltiSickle]

You look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo with glasses with this hairstyle.

[NOISLAMINUSA]

I notice that you blocked the comments section when your father died.  Why is that?

[SuperflyVII]

your hair was better here

[iWriteUinMyDeathNote]

u ugly

[realcodeman11]

@iWriteUinMyDeathNote

u trolling

[AnImmortalEra]

LOL "Peace, the fuck, OPiefjaworigjn3p948qj924t8q3j9­pt8gjiU! !!! "

[utupoe111]

He's fucking right! Finally SOMEONE agrees with me!!!

There is no death, only zombies!

[spaik007]

you know i watched this video right after "my father is dead" video, sothis makes me think you are an idiot. but dont worry i dont really care

[1GTX1]

@spaik007 Death - the last taboo

[imthetank3]

He just made athiests look bad -.-

[Dihyyy]

@imthetank3

do you realize he's trolling? 

[NightHowlingLoneWolf]

lol ending XD

[clutchmc22]

ummmmm

[MrMistasmith]

Nice trolling XD

[85mmshell]

NIGGER

[gravitywheel]

@85mmshell HONKEY

[jcheung540]

btw corpses decompose to just skeletons so they arent all waiting

[WICCLO]

@jcheung540

But think about it. Do they really decompose? Or do they just let you think they are?

[caveman73]

@RadarGuidedVermin Oh no we have an English major here. Tell you what let's compare what we do for a living. I work on Satellite Communications, Radars and computers as an Electronics Technician.

Where do you flip burgers at?

[caveman73]

@RadarGuidedVermin Awww is little boy mad? Listen with potty mouth like that you're gonna get bitch slapped!

[FishingtonBurpPuzzle]

The question is not whether there is life after death but rather is there any before it. And also whether that life be intelligent as it were.

Thankyou so much. I hate funerals and your humour certainly is a tonic for those of us who are coming to terms with a recent loss and may make an excellent eulogy in its own right. Please speak at funerals and get paid.

[adarshsly]

my GOD this makes so much sense, im going to listen to everything i hear on the internet because i want to but ill change my mind when its inconvinient for me, jklmnopqrustuvwxyz

[TheSean432]

i love that. "Peace. The Fuck. BLAHAHAAA"

[BCete]

yeah...zombies :D

[MrThedude77777]

I'm not an atheist, but you know I don't want to argue. I respect you guys. I just watch this guy because he's funny.

[DaveDemo3]

Its not the fact there is no god that scares people its the fact of no life after death don't you get it thats the only reason people try too worship a god at all im sorry TJ but god isent real but death is so looks like you do fall fait too an unstopable power in the end after all haha ur gunna rot and in 10 years no one will even fucking remember you haha

[xcalic3600]

@DaveDemo3 And that's the Goddamn truth. LOL! You had the best point I've heard so far.

[LxE100]

@DaveDemo3 Coming from??? Oh yeah, coming from another human being that really doesn't know what the future holds for themself or anybody else. Don't tell me that there is no life after your body dies on earth when you really have no idea what happens when you die.

[kamijisaca]

@LxE100 Every one knows one thing that life hold in the future, DEATH, the ceasing of all biological functions, aka the end of life, we know this.

Where do you take the info to even put life after death as a possibility? The thing is even if something maintains itself after the body dies, its not life or you, at best it would be another being with your memories.

[DaveDemo3]

@LxE100 What do you think being atheist means just ask TJ what you think his views of death are or just watch his video death isnt real.

[LxE100]

@DaveDemo3 You're telling me to watch a video that I commented on, and you replied to me on. Obviously, I watched the video.

[DaveDemo3]

@LxE100 So you understand right......once your brain dosent work you don't live anymore seems like a logical answer unless your one of thoese idiots who belivies in god so eaither you belive in something fake or something true so whitch is it then buddy.

[LxE100]

@DaveDemo3 I believe in God, therefore everything I say to you will most likely be pointless.

[onlinetag]

wow lol

[prime465]

Is he serious please tell me he's joking!

[Ambermullings]

@prime465 If you bothered to watch any of his other video's you would know the answer to that.

[Lzztopz]

@prime465 hes obv joking

[JusticeIsWhere]

The afterlife is the one we leave behind for others to enjoy.

[JusticeIsWhere]

lol, your wild!

[JusticeIsWhere]

TJ what is your purpose in this video? Death might be illusory, such that when the neurons stop firing so does the illusory since of existence -- reality keeps going for it is the life that proceeds us and succeeds us of which we were only a transient brain keeping it alive as human conscience exists outside ourselves as the body of information humanity possesses and exchanges and grows, which is the real existence of our perceived reality.

[TheIsuis1]

HAVE FUN IN HELL jeeze learn respect

[NinjaCOOKIEZZ74]

@TheIsuis1 what's hell?

[Trueomega93]

@0EpicKiwi0 thats funny because you spelt punctuation wrong :)

[CerpinTaxt1983]

@0EpicKiwi0 ohhhhh you got me 

[CerpinTaxt1983]

is this fat ugly dumb fuck for real??

[94Cioppa]

@CerpinTaxt1983 no, it's satire. You didn't get it. You fail.

[CerpinTaxt1983]

@94Cioppa oh no did i really fail?

[DrMichaelHfuhruhurr]

Do I die? Yes, death is real...

[TharosTheDragon]

This is the dumbest video ever.

[TompanX]

then why dont you just hug your dad then?

[LHGH4x0r]

@TompanX fucking asshole, uncalled for... this is obviously a satire.

[Oinkieberry]

@TompanX fucking bitch

[naragala01]

wtf? happend the voice of reason

[Blackjuicez]

lol

[9288Savior]

0:20 Zombie says: "Yea I'm Dead!"

But wait I thought you said there is no such thing as Death,  when obviously a zombie isn't Dead (right?) and if the zombie were DEAD then it would have experienced DEATH ! Obviously l o l

[mariops2]

LIKE I SAID.. YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST YOUTUBER EVER.. WITH YOU STUPID IDEOLOGICAL IDEAS AND BELIEFS.

That's why you are fat, gay, and all depressed..since woman don't pay attention to you...

[TheEnigmaBiotch]

@mariops2 u do know this vid was a joke...right??

[mariops2]

@TheEnigmaBiotch  Well.. I don't like it when people joke around with the catholic religion. You should not mock God.. Never.. my friend...

[DontGetVaginal]

@mariops2 U know god most likely isn't real right?

[Keinlicht]

@mariops2 The catholic religion is a joke

[DalueCommentarys]

That was pointless haha.

[aris1987kakioussis]

True.

True.

True.

FUCKING

True.

[todapos]

You are definitely stupid!!!

[airsoftbbgun]

@todapos its a joke...

[crazychris1123]

ಠ_ಠ

[GLaDOS567]

Its funny to see comments of people that think this is really what he thinks.