Condensed Soup, April 30

[temarisand]

pussy ken!

[trlkly]

No, 26,280 people watch this. They really were lying to you.

[chicken23742]

it's ok Joel, i watch this a million times.

[xosanabananaox]

wtf heidi.... gross.

[SirezX]

2:23 to 2:37 "But I don't need it cause my brain is size D" LMFAO!!!

[manmanguy]

Good ol' McHale. You make Community and still have time to call out douchebags. Gotta love em'.

[earthwolf82]

His Regis impersonations always have me in stitches

[StirItUP1973]

Shes not even human anymore.

Shes like a cyborg from Terminator.

[onenonlyprincess2]

everytime she gets plastic surgery, she gets uglier, not prettier

[prettygrl222]

poor heidi....

man this girl was emotionally starved to put herslef thro all that.

[prettygrl222]

1:34 lol

[jrjr8619]

jajaja i thought joel was gonna say.." there's brain surgery everyday...but i dont need it cuz i don't have a brain!" totally believable

[anonwillprevail247]

she was ugly before and she is ugly now but atleast she doesnt look like a horse anymore. i like how she thinks brain surgery is a cosmetic thing LOL moron.

[kunkle493]

Whhhhaaattt a faaggg...."You're my best friend"

hahaha

[xoxocarleigh]

mom I can't blink! ha

[4001katrina1004]

"Mom, I cant blink anymore" LMAO!!! omg hilarious!!

[LennaMV]

Heidi looks like shit now... "My brain is a size D" LOL that was awesome

[DeinosMee]

LOL!! My brain is size D!!

[vplof]

She was so gorgeous well not anymore

[Ajstarr88]

she looks AWFUL like a an old ass woman who had too much surgery

[YTfancol]

Was Heidi deprived of oxygen during childbirth ?

That would explain a few things..............

[blueaxial]

Poor lonely little white supremacist, :(

[goodgirl8994]

SAY SORRY TO MY BUCK!

[xohsnapp]

heidi has destroyed herself, she looks so fake and she was gorgeous before..

[paulisnatis]

she looks like a plastic doll, creepy.

[BarbershopHero]

Heidi should do us all a favor and remove herself from the gene pool.

[wvu05]

Women love the wind!

[iloveyamapiii]

why... why do you inject fat into your own cheeks? that sounds disgusting...

"mom... i can't blink anymore!"

bahahah i love the soup

[HermioneWeasley11]

Heidi said 'I had' at least 9 times....wow....

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

that jake guy looked like he was about to break into a musical

1:08 to 1:11

DANCING WITH THE STARS HAS BROUGHT ME MANY FRIENDS!!

[Persona120]

Heidi mom is not stupid

I guess she got her stupidity from her father side

[soccergirl13]

But i don't need it cause my brain is size D....lol

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@soccergirl13 to funny hahahah

[TitaniumToothpaste]

I think heidi is hotter now

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@TitaniumToothpaste you wont be saying that in 5 years

she aged her self now but imagine whats gona happen to her later

[babins03]

Joel, I don´t know anything about the 999.999 people but... I´m watchin it! :)

[HGbunny]

Regis Philbin is starting to look/act more and more like the character Arthur Spooner from The King of Queens every time I see him.

[lotsblocks]

I hate heidi and spencer

[Penaelo]

I went to google her before picture and daaaaamn she use to be pretty... now her face is just... creepy. More plastic than barbie.

[irineodp]

Are they going to give Regis the Dirty Old Man of the Year award this year?

[culwin]

I'm one of a million people! Wow!!

[shadowsofnoone]

That's all i got. LOL XD

[zeroG131]

My God, she looks horrible!!! Even Micheal Jackson would say damn!! O_o

[thetruesora]

the person who doesn't really need to try is Joel. These clips mainly just show by themselves how low the general quality of TV is nowadays with these so called "reality shows".

[BatALash]

Her mom's heart must be broken, seeing what her daughter has become.

[thelightsounds]

"Mom, I can't blink anymore......it's fine"

hahahahaha

[outinsider]

I see retirement in Philbin's future.

[hap94]

thanks for being funny. ha ha

[filmfan2690]

It's not impossible that a million people watch this!!!! Joel you are amazing!!!

[nataliamo12]

LOL "my brain is size D

[Xmetal503Z]

@nataliamo12 best joke ever

size D lol

[lollsazz]

@Xmetal503Z Though it's probably a AA, but she got silicone implanted XP

[Nikkirae91]

Heidi looks horrible!!!

[BionicV]

back shaped???

what the fug is that?

[KodiacPanda]

@BionicV I think it's called a back scoop. Either way, it's a stupid procedure.

[hotpopcorncake]

Geez nuts Is this really what on TV these days?

[tazmantdr]

omg regis, i lol'd so hard

[DarianMartin]

That jake fag is such a fake with his fake crying what a homo

[darkenshrine]

JOEL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[zaq147369]

haha that shit was fucking funny. but really i feel bad for Hedi Montag, she use to be pretty, it is tragic really.

[IndiAsiaEarth]

'but i don't need cause my brain is size D' LOL :DD

[Rizza2k4]

and.....LOOK OUT!

[transfan1988]

Holy shit, she´s a fucking Cylon!!

[Rajaat99]

Regis is so old, he says whatever he wants and it's funny.

[Pickpocket]

fake and gay

[BionicV]

@Pickpocket : please don't associate that freak of nature with my people

she's not gay

she's just a soulless idiot

[pisces38]

"One million people watch this every week....I'm being lied too" lol well I can say I watch every week.

Regis is such a perv lol

[Giraffe8473]

knickers? who says that?

[xXXHariboXX]

@Giraffe8473 It's common enough in England and Ireland. First time I've heard it used by an American though.

[Sochilinda]

@xXXHariboXX yes...because she is speaking about kate winslet, i think that's why.

[thekingofmoney2000]

@xXXHariboXX you hear it in the US once in a while, but it's not as common as it is in the UK and Ireland.

[Sochilinda]

@Giraffe8473 english people does.

[MrsAnneWentworth]

Oh my god, Jake is so fake... and so is Heidi, but in a very different way.... haha

[v2thekey921]

@MrsAnneWentworth she aged herself at least 20 years. its sad.

[OtherGonzo]

Knickers?

I'm surprised that Joel did make any comment about Kelly saying knickers.

[v2thekey921]

i love you joel. dont apologize to that douche Micheal buckley. he is a stupid dumbass who is not funny.

[TJC450]

@v2thekey921 agreed

[pajamagirl123]

@v2thekey921 hater

[v2thekey921]

@pajamagirl123 Micheal buckley is NOT funny and unoriginal. that whole key dollar sign ha thing is so dumb of him. really? he came up with it? i have been calling her that before he ever said it. maybe he owes me an apology. im sure that douche micheal buckley has stolen jokes with out giving credit.

[pajamagirl123]

@v2thekey921 you're referencing 1 joke of his. did he ever say he came up and trademarked it? no. maybe if you were as smart as him you would have started saying it and people would associate YOU with it instead of him. instead of you whining about it.

[PlasticPackage]

Why can't I ever go anywhere without someone getting trolled?

[pajamagirl123]

@PlasticPackage cuz thats the world we're livin in hun :(

[blueaxial]

@PlasticPackage ever tried Mars?

[xXXHariboXX]

@v2thekey921 Apologise for what? What happened?

[v2thekey921]

@xXXHariboXX watch whatthebuck. he clams the soup stole from him.

[OhHorror]

@v2thekey921 whatthebuck, are you kidding me?! ffffft the typical gay youtuber.

No way you can compare that nancy-boy with Joel McHale

[zaq147369]

@v2thekey921 fuck you

[v2thekey921]

@zaq147369 why?

[zaq147369]

@v2thekey921 i see you deleted your comment about checking out some other guy's videos.

[v2thekey921]

@zaq147369 no i didnt. all my comments are here.

[imbored2]

@v2thekey921 perfect!