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  • @LeBronHasBadFootWork they have a better chance at heaven than your fucked up self

  • wow all of you people are fucked up jews are people like you and some of them probably have a better chance at heaven than you prejudice bastards

  • @LeBronHasBadFootWork Old Polish proverb ¨The Jew crys out in pain as he strikes you¨

  • Nothing that has the word JEW could be a joke, Jews are the cancer of socety and evil satanists.

  • When Sweden banned male circumcision as they should, as no one should be forced to undergo something in pain and that they had no decision in and might regret. It's the moral equivalent of date rape except with a surgical knife and prevents men from experiencing maximum sexual pleasure. When Jews heard this, who were living there, they had the nerve to complain! As if! These Kikes have a country now (regretfully), go to Israel if you don't like the U.S., Sweden, Germany etc! Go to Israel, Jew!

  • Oh really?How interesting...well tell me something..Is it ok that muzlims do it?Filthy mzulims forcibly do it in the age of 13 when the pain is much more massive unlike jews who do it only to babys...tell me something..why do you stupid ass whites always talk about jews when filthy mzulims destroy your'e countries come to the west burn cars in paris rape women in sweeden,kill and steal.The kews don't do any of this shit yet you always complaine about them,PS i'm not jewish but i live in Israel

  • @vitalodion Well how about this, "surrogate kike," maybe if Jews which started the whole ritual of en-masse male circumcision never existed, it would not even be a practice considered in the world. Secondly, Muslims don't have the money to bombard governments anytime someone moves against their barbarity, a lot just move or keep quiet. Lastly the Muslim population is only 1-2% if that of Sweden, if you want to know what angers them and every other group known to man? It's the Jews.

  • @vitalodion Lastly I've read the Babylon Talmud which the Jews regard higher than the Torah, I never thought any book would be filthier than the Quran. Jews have permission written by smelly rabbis centuries ago, to forcibly rape 3 year old girls and boys, not just gentiles! They have the permission to steal, rape and kill gentiles. Jews must befriend the strong only to deceive him when he turns his back, as direct confrontation is not of the Jewish character. Jews are expected to act like this.

  • @theone1087 Ok than tell me something..how much %of jews EVER read this book?2?3?4?I am surroundid here by jews i have NEVER knew a person who ever read it other than the local rabi and i didn't even knew him in person OVER 90% of the jews are secular or atheists...and circumcision is healthy..you know what's not healthy?Taking off women's Clitoris is not healthy now that is really sick,oh forgot to mention that1-2% muzlim responsible for 66% RAPES IN SWEEDEN.the jews are not...

  • @vitalodion Because jews like you take all the money out of the country, use it to make movies that destroy our strong values and ethics, and set up systems like welfare, that make it perfect for other races, who don't want, or know how to work in the western world, to start a life here and outbreed us. The triple effect of allowing MORE immigrants, subverting our entire conservative culture, and outwitting us purely for dollar bills, regardless of the moral consequences, is what does this.

  • @Ether6123 Actually i'm not a jew but i'm tired of idiot whites blaming everything on the jews.It has always been like this..when are you ganna learn.Your'e statment doesn't make any sense..jews in the US take money from the goverment?I personally know spilberg usses his own money to make movies then make HUGE gross revenue and gives part of it in taxes.You should really listen less to duke's stupid shit...

  • @vitalodion No, if anything I need to listen to more of his wise words. It's ok though, everything has a cause and effect. The world will go through periods of fascism and communism alternately for a long long time. There is an upside to this cycle though. Over time, people who tend towards fascism will eventually be in control, as adherents to this belief are normally much more prepared individuals in times of crisis, therefore increasing their chances of survival. Time is linear.

  • The nature of the Jew is like this (especially Russian and American Jews), if someone is fair with a gentile and says well look you've displaced these people unfairly, they should be compensated in someway for your wrong doing, usually the average gentile feels guilt and responds accordingly. Applying this same principle to the Palestinians; the Jew will all of sudden start screaming, "You Nazi! you're trying to put us back in camps! Never forget Auschwitz! Screaming loudly so more Jews hear.

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  • must be some kind of jewish joke because I don't get it.

  • Nothing about jews is funny.They kill,steal,leech,infect,rob,ma­nipulate,harass,cheat and so much more.They should be looked upon as a common parasite and be dealt with accordingly.

  • @samabboud12345 lol your just jealous that we are a succesful people! last time i checked, we managed all the stars in hollywood...hows pumping gas and smoking crystal meth ???

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  • @killyoubitch27 lol your a fail, Einstein was a jew you tard, so we indirectly ended WW2 as einstein came up with the equation e=mc2 which the atomic bomb clearly demonstrates... talk about herp de derp

  • @DAltar I will take that on back i was drunk when i wrote it.

  • @killyoubitch27 lol dude dont worry about it, im a self hating jew so i say some fucked up shit sometimes, but that was just cruel ROFL!

  • @DAltar It was just drunk rambling. sorry i do stupid shit when i drink.

  • @DAltar Actually Einstein stole e=mc2 from an Italian mathematician. Just as he stole the Theory of Relativity from physicists Henri Poincare and H.A. Lorentz who published academic papers in the same journal (Annalen der Physik) in 1904-1905 respectively. Einstein published his in late 1905 with no references nor citations.... I'm not surprised this is a guy who failed math, which you Jews claim as one of your messiahs.

  • @theone1087 That's true the guy couldn't get into a swiss universty if i am correct, and some how amongst him working in a pattent office he came up with these theories that were already discovered. The jew and every other jew is a liar, thief and a cunt. In one of my essays i cited henri poincare, gues what? my lecturer did not contest it.

  • fuck u jews

  • funny as hell.

  • I hate that ZIONIST SHILL!

  • @tng150 pretty funny,glad i said it first,you biter!

  • mwhahahaha was bloomberg there for that one>

  • LONG LIVE HAMAS!!!oh yea ,,and i do love hitler!!!

  • Stupid, blind nigger.

  • death to jews

  • WHATS THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN A JEW AND THE CUB SCOUTS?CUB SCOUTS COME BACK FROM THERE CAMPS!!! THANK YOU ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK!!! HA HA

  • @tazzz174 

  • hahahaha  dumb jews

  • @delcox521 shut the hell up

    how r jews weird

    if anything you are dumb

  • @ahronrocks ohh look at the butt hurt jew pig

    death to jews

  • HAHAHA STUPID JEWS!!!

  • Hyksos kings or hyksos / Israelites came from Asia they invaded Egypt they were kicked out after 100 yrs they then conquered the land of Canaan and called it Israel many Jews today r Ashkenazi’s they got kicked out of palistine by the romans and went to that land of khazara in Russia and the king and his empire converted to Judaism they are European and our not Semitic

  • Not offensive at all.  He should have made a joke about jews loving money or being greedy.

  • faggets

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  • it is sad that in future there will be no jewish jokes .. because you can not make jokes about somebody who does not exist yet

  • The haters I forgive, for I am not God to judge! Bless you all my friends and peace be with you!

  • @mushakal lol

  • @mushakal lol good stuff

  • Why can't David Patterson read??.....Because he's black

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  • @a4d2d0 lol

  • @a4d2d0

    A dumbass with no brain drops out of school. What happens? He trolls online.

  • @jsbeard18 lol leave it to a jew to put a "j", "beard" and "18" in his user name. I don't hate Jews, just Zionists. Your welcome to make any jokes about Christians or Canadians, and direct them at me, but they have to be at least somewhat-truthful and most definitely funny!

  • @a4d2d0

    uuuhhhh those are actually my initials, i had a beard in high school, and i made this account when i was 18....u can even check that.

    does ur goy brain understand that? when u say "leave it to a jew" you only hate zionists huh?

  • @jsbeard18 Well then, just a coincidence, my apologies.

    And yes, truly do hate Zionists, and them alone. Jews, Christians and Muslims, we are one and the same. And I said "leave it to a jew" because you insulted me. It was only retaliation. No need for us to really continue this

  • @jsbeard18 yes! yes! thats exactly what happens!

  • @a4d2d0 - HAHHAHAHAHAHHHAA nice!

  • @mushakal Friend, that's an incredible poem! Thank you for sharing. As an American, I am very ashamed of US support of Israel. But you don't have to wish harm on the US. The Jews have destroyed our communities, schools, and quality of life. The evils that Americans do in the name of the Jews is hurting Americans tremendously. I hope that the world will soon wake up to the misery that Jews cause, and that we will someday rid the world of them and live in peace and friendship.

  • @aTellerOfTruths well put my friend

  • thats not offencive though, its just a "government" pun

  • Hey JEW! ACHTUNG JUDEN! isnt it good to know that your SICK fucked up self destructive agenda is now residing in the white house? Fucking losers think youre so smart yeah. Obama put 2 muslims in high office in homeland security. $900 MILLION to gaza HAMAS right after taking office. SPAT on israel. cancelled the nuke umbrella for poland/czech. and YOU put him in. can we support a culture that advocates the annihilation of jews? YES WE CAN! YOU did this, YOU brought this on yourselves! FOOLS!

  • You JEWS are largely responsible for the sinking of USS America today. shit-ass mocking leering liberal JEW york jews scoffing americas laws and pitting their oh so clever brains against the "system." Well now you got a half-nigger in the "white house" to do your bidding. And JEW while america goes down, so do YOU. you never thought all those cultures and ethenticities would turn against YOU did you JEW? You are in more danger now internationally than in ww2 and YOU did it, assholes!

  • Im not offended at the video its the asshole comments made sayin jews suck which they dont

  • Fuck u assholes who hate jews u r racist pieces of shit that dont deserve to live jews have made it through all exile bullshit thrown at them wile u racist redneck christians think ur jesus or sometin FUCK ALL OF U FUCKIN NAZI ASSHOLES

  • @jordpaul HEY KIKE! jews have cultured their own demise for 50 years, mocking, scoffimg american laws and defending rapists and murders on technicalities in court. Fighting for illegals defending and supporting them, rammed a TRAITOR into the white house. LOOK AT YOU NOW, JEW! You are the most HATED CULTURE IN ALL THE WORLD and YOU brought it on yourselves. Enjoy the CARNAGE your beloved mexican beaner and islamic ragheads wreak upon YOU! FOOLS!

  • @TextCannon grow up

  • @Kiefty Grow up is meaningless kike. make a point.

  • @TextCannon grow up and stop acting like a child.. your boring

  • @Kiefty dogshit 2nd time. you have no point or counterpoint. maybe its because im right. Boring? and youre reading it. and responding to it, and you have no point. youre boring. fuk u kike.

  • @TextCannon i may not have made a point, youve called me a kike twice and twice youve been wrong.. your an idiot

  • @Kiefty You've finally made a point. Youre not a kike but i called you a kike and i am wrong. Thats a great non-point. Idiot? how?

  • Jews have through so much shit and you asswholes just sit there and laugh FUCK YOU

  • fuck the jewsh ..carzy people like israel ..playing KABALA magice loooooooooool

    jewsh like clowns looooooooooooooool

  • how do you know jews didn't kill jesus?...they would've used only 1 nail

  • how is this offending.......? unless what he said is true....and not a joke....maybe they do want to make this a jewish state......then i understand why they would get offended......maybe they felt that by making this joke they were actually exposed in the fact.....that would offend them with understanding....

  • see my new video sadam is gay ..dont forget rating

  • fake and gay

  • How meny jews fit in a car? 25 ....2 in the car and 20 in the ashtray

  • I don't understand why people get offended by such things. It's just spoken words, a transfer of ideas... and people get their "feelings hurt".

    If someone made a joke about white people, or about males, or any joke against me or my nature, and it were true, then I would find it funny... not offensive.

  • Another Tax and spend liberal fuck face. New York State can go fuck itself.

  • hahaha :D im a Jew, great joke though...no offense taken of course!! all in good humor!

  • Jews don't have a sense of humour. They accuse everybody of being antisemite right away...

  • When somebody tells Polish joeks its ok but if somebody tells soemthig bad about a jew they put a lawsuit on him is that totalitarian? Fuck jews

  • He should have just made a Holocaust joke...

  • Paterson is a moron

  • why do u hate jewish people?

    first it was the free people back in 1700 then the blk people in 1800 then the women in the late 1920s then the blk people again in 1960s-1980s

    dude what the fuck is wrong with u people u continue to criticize and judge than your no diff than the devil himself

  • hahahahaha so funny FUCK JEWSSS!!!!!

  • the best jewish joke ever il make when iran drops a fuckin bomb on Israel! yeooooohhhhh!

  • @deckywalsh1 Iran couldn't even drop a bomb on the Iraqi nuclear reactor in 1981. They tried and screwed it up horribly. Israel had to do the job themselves and get it done right. So good luck with your little wish there, shooter. yeoooooohhhhh!

  • Not even FUNNY ,,,UGLY AS HELL

  • omfg the Jewish guy laughed gezz this why ppl hate liberals

  • Haha he is blind and black

  • so?

  • @checkmyhart haha he is blind and black

  • There is something about that blank look in Patterson's eyes that just pisses me off.

  • @RothchildReptilian

    Would that be the blindness?

  • Paterson looks and acts like a toilet porter I often saw at the county fair! And, I remember his saying: "Hold it high, and shake it dry! Now, New Yorkers, you have a new kind of leader at the HEAD!

  • I like white jokes too.

  • This is what america has come to...

    where even political representitives dis my people...

  • hahahaha win

  • THE TRUE JEWS ARE NEGROES !!

  • @biglew516 True prison convicts also.

  • He dropped out of the november race today.THANK GOD.

  • Jokes are funny....i hope he told some black jokes, too....those can be really funny

  • I'm not Jewish, but that was funny. Paterson is always good for a LAUGH.

  • loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • Why does he look like Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles?

  • he looks like obama if a bee stung his face

  • What a fucking anti-semite bastard. How dare he riddicle Jewish weddings. My religious rights have been violated. I will have to file a complaint to AIPAC immediately!

  • @wovokanarchy Oh Christ, I mean Moses, get over it! If you live in NY you should know the guys a fucking moron to begin with.

  • @FLBMX66 I believe wovok was being sarcastic...

  • got a better Jew joke "what the different between a Jew and a scout"?" scouts always come out of camps"

  • ouch. that hurt man.

  • @ben01kyle02 fuck you man, what if it was you or your religion that was put in a camp, would you be saying that, no you wouldnt, joke or not joke it's not funny you disgusting racist asshole

  • ZING!!!!

  • hardly a funny jew joke. shouldve made one about lamps

  • @drshields1988 or bagels...

  • I lolled

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  • i think a better jew joke he coulda used was this one. its my favourite and woulda gone down well "what do u call a good jew? " "a dead jew thats been tortured to death for stealing by the innocent ppls that he stole from"

  • @nguyenimproved

    What do you call a Jew hater?

    Defendant.

  • all u can do is make fun of jewsthey so ugly and so stupid hahaha

    moeny horny losers

  • @HASSDICH62 Fuck You

    Jews hav been thru so much

  • This nigga is a joke...his days as governor are numbered,this dude is the worst ever...i have never seen  anybody make enemies so quick as this fucking momo..my man cuomo is gonna beat his ass easy...

  • How is this "afending"?

  • @rusty0010 you mean "offensive".

  • Racism should be illegal. However, racial humor is another story. Shit, calm the fuck down. I laugh at my own race everyday. I'm tired of black people always thinking they're the most oppressed, and barely anybody makes fun of jews. So chill the fuck out, laugh, forget about shit. That's why we laugh, it's a happy thing. So if you're gonna cry, check yourself.

  • he does  kinda remind me of the incompetent governor in blazing saddles.

  • yeah the movie with the black sheriff? :D

  • How could they be bad at suicide bombing?

  • The Mayor of Bethlahem spoke at my school the other day(you know where that Jesus guy was born). Ireal's government has built an 8 foot wall around his, 90% Christian town to keep them isolated. You won't find that in America so you Jews can put up with a few jokes. By the way the body guard for the Mayor had the ALL TIME BIGGEST NOSE.

  • Some of the worst suicide bombers entered Israel from that area.... and just to be clear by 2006 the christian pop droped to 20% of the city and not 90%

  • that is realy awsome

  • @luigikatie You are an idiot. Politics dont represent a people it represents a segment of society. You if a woman proably have a huge ass and bad breath

  • your name suits you P4brains , next time adults are talking keep you fucking mouth shut Jew. you wrote me and said I hate religion but I'd rather be a Jew, why is that? because you are thief and liar that is why , so go bed you little kid and don't bother talking about something that is above your knowledge.

  • guarantee you have seen more than one jew in your lifetime. so obviously u dont need special glasses to see us because no such things exist. try making sense when you try offending people. but i can tell you are not a jew because jews have an education and would have made sense if they had written that comment ;-)

  • lol i might have to agree with ya on that one xD

  • i didnt fins that offensive. we smash a glass during the wedding. its true not offensive. the the retard who left the comment below me s the biggest most offensive piece of crap ever!

  • @P4brains don't let him get to you. He's an ignorant ass not worth you time.

  • CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM! HIS BLOOD be upon us and upon our children, cried the Jews to Pontius Pilate when demanding the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, the Eternal Son of God.

    And it was Jesus Christ who said to the Jews: You are of your father the devil. He was a murderer from the beginning and his works ye do. (Matthew 27; John 8). Thus the Jews have no right to call the God of the Bible their Father.

  • and we dont call him our father MUAHAHAHAH!!!!!! ur a dumb bible believeing piece of shit! god doent exist you fucking catholic retard from hell! go suck a dick and leave the jews alone! we have been through enough without u saying stupid arrogant bull shit! FUCK YOU!

  • back at you , you fucking Jew. of course you would say god does not exist, after all you killed your own messiah and made a deal with the devil fucking Jew. know look what the world is like, you are fucking Zionist peace of shit.

  • @bashie34 I am a Christian...and you need to calm down because this...this is not Christian whatsoever. You are a racist. I feel sorry for you.

  • haha these are some funny jew jokes :P

  • alot of jews are assholes to christians

  • excuse me? all the christians are assholes and make racist comments to me all the time so hell no

  • all the christians? wow what a way to generalize. do you know how pro Israel most christians in this country are?

  • shut up fucking nazy

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  • wow how creative, never heard that one ... NAWT.

  • @Gamespot25 your a fucking retard, you anti Semitic idiot

  • @bryanalinnvallee you stupid dumb fuck, look at the date, 6 months ago idiot

  • @bryanalinnvallee plus you went back 7-8 pages to offend people who made 'anti jewish' remarks idiot l0l?

  • Paul, Matthew, and John are in heaven. Each day, they eat tuna sandwiches. Looking down at Hell, they see Satan's minions feasting upon swordfish, lobster, salmon, shark, pike, trout, octopus, and sardines. John asks God, "Why is it that the minions of the Devil get so many different foods and we only get tuna fish? Aren't we the blessed ones?"

    "True," God ponders. "But it seems like so much work for just the three of you."

  • A Mormon goes to the his crops, drinking whiskey. Outraged, his friend shouts, "What are you doing!? The Bible says that alcohol is man's greatest enemy!"

    Mormon: "And the Bible says that you should love your enemy."

  • that's a good joke

  • im not racist just throwing this out there

    why do jewish people have big ass noses

    cuz the air is free

    should there be jokes like that

    NO

    but then just look at society

  • Q : how many jews can you fit in a mini.

    A : 54 two in the front two in the back and 50 in the ash tray

  • THATS not a jewish joke.

    Get real.

    You made it sound like he made fun of Jews.

    You are a racist nutjob just trying to flame fires.

  • OH shit, that was probably the funniest shit I've heard this year...lol. "They Live"... i guess that shows my age...lol.

  • "You know how to get to hell Seth? You take the Holland tunnel straight to NEW JERSEY!"

  • as a jewish person with alot sense of humor i find it very ugly to make jokes about the holocaust. you don't see me making jokes about the 9\11.

    Give some respect.

  • who made jokes about the holocaust?

    get real...you whiney loser.

  • fuck of with the Holocaust BS already, what about the native Americans , north American blacks, the Armenians ww1 etc. the Jew is a Jew for no other reason but his selfishness to recognize others human being who have suffered much worse. so fuck of Jew and your lies, you are habitual liars. give some respect to others and you will get some yourself.

  • wut the crap im not jewish but thats still stupid

  • The standard for jokes is much lower in government.

  • has anybody seen dave pattersons wife????

    neither has he!!!!!!

  • it's more of a joke about his blindness I guess ...

  • David Patterson = Fail

  • How was copper wire invented? two jews fighting over a penny

  • good point

  • Why do jews have big noses?

    Because air is free.