10 Ridiculous NFL Quotes

[amiiiina]

ancien-alien-guy.jpg : Americans

[LeonaRaven]

we want them to play and win, not to think!

[btownstunna99]

Oh i get it because super bowl is 2 words!

[lashrags43]

well none of you ever played so you dont understand the qoutes

[macker33]

I'd have thought liverpool would have had a much bigger revenue than chelsea,they are a far better supported club and as far as i know the stadium is bigger also.

[GTAchievements]

dick butkus was a badass linebacker for the bears in the 70s

[DwyaneWadeCounty]

#7 was funny, not ridiculous.

[poketroid2]

top 10 best games from 10 to 1 halo reach,darksiders,mw3,brink,sai­nts row 3 and elder scrolls 1 to skyrim

[Slaterking2010]

34 people where NFL players... ...who said one or more of these quotes.

[dogindagrass]

"Dick Butkus" Lolwut? 

[BrooklynAlchemist]

lol 10. is something i've said before and i didn't know it was a quote! XD

[fearthegeckotoo]

Really only the last 5 were "ridiculous". The other ones were taken out of context. Lame list...

[SeriesRed]

Let's be honest, all ten of those should have been from Madden

[gjvgy]

I predict patriot receivers to fuck up!! haha

[SimonsEpicChannel]

@gjvgy the super bowl already happened...how can you predict if they lost already?

[captiannn]

@SimonsEpicChannel the comment was posted 5 days ago? What do you mean they lost? You cant be serious about liking NE

[SimonsEpicChannel]

@captiannn well it's says 1 day ago on my computer (probably youtube glitching) and I hate the patriots and new york. GO NINERS!

[5225sheridan]

Jerry Sandusky: cmon children ill show you were the players shower...

[Flamerboss]

Neanderthals trying to be witty

[Madfrogz]

stupid athletes

[Aftab4Ever]

only Chutiya ppl watch NFL..

[mfjb777]

Soccer is so much better then football!

[KingFootballMan1111]

@mfjb777 soccer is for fags.

[Solja2010]

@Aftab4Ever the truth is,US created sports like American Football copied from Rugby and Soccer and Baseball copied from Cricket,so they dont have to keep facing defeat! Soccer,Cricket,Tennis,Volleyba­ll & TableTennis r the top 5 most popular sports in the world,& Americans r not even in any of those world class teams,they r in their own bubble jackinoff to their own. If Americans even in any of the top 5 sports, they would probably invade the next 3rd world country that beats them

[Aftab4Ever]

@Solja2010 :then what were u waiting for..??its the 21st century dude..how long will it take for ya to actually play a game at international level other than Boxing...(Big Fan of Tyson)

[Aftab4Ever]

@Solja2010 Again..dont call rugby as football ...and...football as soccer..!

[TonyAKA30]

Too bad Americans turned rugby into football...If they didn't I would have enjoyed the NFL...or the NRL :-)

[harrimat100]

funny Sports quotes (this is true right here): "Stanley beat Hiscock to the puck."

[KikeLifestyleAndMore]

i may be a football player but im not a football player ...

[terii44352]

*facepalm* but they were still really funny

[castillojose13657]

3 was funny lol

[RnSTutorials]

6= MIND BLOWN

[UdAMnLaMeBoO]

lol top comment has 3 likes and 2nd top comment has 100likes. wassup with that?

[MilleniumSlickRick]

GIANTS

[sbulax211]

GO GIANTS!!!!

[ireptacos]

jonh madden's was funny XD

[MORPHIOUS1011]

Last one wasn't that ridiculous

[reimond30]

I maybe be dumb, but I'm NOT stupid

[the2222full]

soccer should be called footbal, for instance, the ball in the american football isnt eaven round its egg shaped, allso you dont kick it you throw it, there is 1 person that is allowed to kick the ball, and he rareley does it, stop calling football soccer you douchebags

[chetes15]

@the2222full ...Americans...

[the2222full]

@chetes15 i agree

[mimityP]

ONE WORS only - Super Bowl ( 2 words) :D :D

[VampireDog12]

#1

But thats 2 words D:!

[theninjapenguin5678]

#3

I see what you did there...

[1Deejay7]

Lol, guess one too many concussions in the frontal lobes there..

[CtrlAltDft]

top 10 biggest miniature things!

[DemetriCyvka]

lol... Dick Butkus...

[alltime10s]

Who's looking forward to the super bowl..?? Predictions..

[the2222full]

@alltime10s noone

[Thecoloon]

@alltime10s Patriots.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@alltime10s 21-17 giants

[mattmat34]

@alltime10s I think new york will win...

[finnre14shark]

#5 made me crack up

[TheBootieChrist]

dick butkus.....

[obrulz311]

at least we didn't talk about playoffs

[VistoProducts]

is there already top 10 historical events happen in the world?

[vanjo6187]

john madden = captain obvious

[mindstormd]

Hilarious!!!!!!!

[azoozat]

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaha­hahahaaahahahahaahhahaahahhaa.­..etc

[TheCupcakemuffin]

i lol with the 2!!!

[Aftab4Ever]

what is this gay thing called NFL..??...what the fuck does it mean...??

[blackcry22]

@Aftab4Ever idk its something to do with men trying to grab balls and molesting and tackling eachother.

[Aftab4Ever]

@blackcry22 :hahaha...and its not even football..they call rugby as football..Americans live in their own Bubble, thinking they r "best" in everything they do..nope..

[xXUberRagerXx]

@Aftab4Ever Americans CERTAINLY do NOT think they are the best, do you live here? I doubt it, those are a SMALL FRACTION of Americans called "Trolls" your country has them to... Also rugby and football are different things... SIMILAR but NOT the same...

[xXUberRagerXx]

@xXUberRagerXx *your country has them too

[Aftab4Ever]

@xXUberRagerXx :allright dude..calm down..u make jokes abt other ethnicity so b sportive enough to hear jokes ppl make abt u..i know about stereotypes..peace.. !

[Solja2010]

@Aftab4Ever the truth is,US copied sports,for exp: like American Footy copied from Rugby and Soccer and Baseball copied from Cricket,so they dont have to keep facing defeat! Soccer,Cricket,Tennis,Volleyba­ll & TableTennis r the top5 most popular sports in the world,& Americans r not even on any of those world class teams,they r in their own bubble jackinoff to their own. If Americans even in any of the top 5 sports, they would probably invade the next 3rd world country that beats them

[KingFootballMan1111]

@Aftab4Ever We are the best at 99.9% of what we do. Hate on us all you want but facts are facts.

[Aftab4Ever]

@KingFootballMan1111 : oh really..???..jobless and unqualified youth..y do America imports engineers,doctors,scientists from India,Pakistan ,China etc..???

Tell me about ur innovations..??..Do u even know what do they call a "smart guy" in the US ..?..A Tourist..hhaha..go on keep Trolling..who cares abt u anyways..also u r racists n u make fun of other cultures ..?

[KingFootballMan1111]

@Aftab4Ever So so misinformed. If were so bad then why do you speak english which, is the #1 language in America and why do people wanna come here when they leave other countries. Calling everyone in America a rascist makes you sound retarded.

[Aftab4Ever]

@KingFootballMan1111 :y do ur news channels n TV shows mock other cultures or poor countries...look at history america was in every war,Vietnam,Somalia,Iran,Afgan­istan,Pakistan,Japan..u keep fuking around the world n talk about ur strong millitary,what kind of human biengs r u...2ndly we dont go there on our own..90% r offered jobs..if all those non americans leave then ur country will b a rubble

[Aftab4Ever]

@KingFootballMan1111 :English is a global language dumbass..its the language spread by the British..america has got nothing to do with it and yes not every1 is racist but all those moderates are only a handful...but dont u do that aswell..so many americans think all muslims r terrorists..and now ppl like u cry foul when we term every american as racist..hypocrite..take my advice dude,go to school,get better grades ..else i will come ther n take away ur job..then u can b my driver n clean my car

[KingFootballMan1111]

@Aftab4Ever If you really wanna talk about rasicism aren't cab drivers mostly arabs??? I have higher education unlike yourself. You probably live in the middle east somewhere and the only reason you hate america is because your country is dirt poor. How about blaming your country before you blame others. You do realize that sadam while in power would light his cigars using 100 dollar bills among other evil things he did. Also, English is the #1 language in America. Ur just trolling.

[daweed420]

@KingFootballMan1111 "You do realize that sadam while in power would light his cigars using 100 dollar bills among other evil things he did" ... so much FAIL in this sentence its almost a WIN

[Aftab4Ever]

@KingFootballMan1111 :now there u go again...whats wrong with an Arab driving a cab?..if u have higher education then its great..i do feel terrible coz i said some harsh things,but that was out of frustration..i have seen on many videos here on youtube(random channels)..ppl mocking indians and pakistanis etc..i felt sad coz we come to US with clean hearts,we love the atmosphere here..but little do we realise that ppl here hate us for bieng Indian or any other asian country..

[Aftab4Ever]

@KingFootballMan1111 :Atleast i admitted in my comment below that i made a mistake when i said "all ameicans r racist"..i apologise for that..but y dont ur ppl realise this fact too ,ie abt "Stereotyping"..????..dont u also have stereotype abt certain race of ppl..?

[KingFootballMan1111]

@Aftab4Ever I love all people and I don't judge. I accept your apoligy I made the comment about cab drivers bc you said the same thing to me.

[Aftab4Ever]

@KingFootballMan1111 Let me tell u what u Americans r good at:

1.Internet Trolling

2.Make Fun of other cultures ,tease their way of life

3.Drugs and Sex

4.0% Knowledge of Maths,Science etc but still u think u got white skin so that makes u superior and above all..

5.Invading poor Muslim countries and killing lakhs of innocents under the pretext of finding weapons of mass destruction..

6.Always boasting of how powerful Army and shit u got(even though u dont)..

[KingFootballMan1111]

@Aftab4Ever 1. Everyone does that.

2. Everyone does that.

3. Their are far more countries that have bigger drug/sex trafficing.

4. 0% lol are you serious. Also, not every American is white, dumbass.

5. Did you forget not only 9/11 but also that America wasn't the only country to go to war. What about innocent Americans that had to die during 9/11. No one wants to see death but sometimes it is immanent.

6. Our military is the best. Its a proven fact.

[DannleChannel]

@Aftab4Ever Just to offer a rebuttal to your sixth point, in recent years other countries have actually complained within international organizations that the U.S. has an unfair advantage being able to project such a large amount of power with so few soldiers so quickly with better technology than any other country, and the U.S. Navy is larger than the next seven largest navies in the world combined.

[Aftab4Ever]

@DannleChannel :and who told u that..?..may b ur schools or ur mama just brainwashed u into it..ever heard of China,Russia,Israel..?..And only Americans do that..think u r cool by making fun of others..although not every American is white, how well is the non white treated in America...?..u ridiculously believe that u r strongest..u r lucky that Muslim countries didnt attack u..just imagine 75 muslim countries vs USA.not even an ant will survive in ur country

[DannleChannel]

@Aftab4Ever No, it is a fact available to anyone willing to do some research. I also find it interesting that I offer a simple reply and you simply go back to "you're lucky other countries don't decide to kill you," which reflects very poorly on your credibility in this conversation and makes you look like a hypocrite for accusing Americans of mocking everyone else. Very uncivil. You speak of prejudice yet express hatred towards all citizens of a country.

[Flamerboss]

@Aftab4Ever You made one mistake in your assumptions. We are not good at sex. I know this because I am an American.

[AnthonyGeneUnit]

@Aftab4Ever Who doesn't want to be the best in what they do?

[Beargryllsinskyrim]

@Aftab4Ever Its national football league geez 

[Aftab4Ever]

@Beargryllsinskyrim :Lol what football??...its name is Rugby..dont knw which dumbass calls rugby as football...!

[Beargryllsinskyrim]

@Aftab4Ever Search up what nfl means

[zzZChiTownRockerZzz]

@Aftab4Ever some faggoty shit for sure!

[BeBladee]

Lol at n.1 "One word: Super Bowl." That's 2 words. herp

[stephengerondakis]

Top 5 were hilarious lol



[klotzinatorinho]

it's very ensuring that american footballer are talking the same crap as real ones do

[chattled]

you forgot John Madden "Brady should probably just run out the clock here"

[thewhitebrazilian]

Look at the url

[ilovetogofast88]

It's gonna be an interesting Super bowl :)

[KeeperoftheRing]

It's all those knocks on the head that makes them like that.

[TheCurlyBrackets]

Hehehehe.... Dick Butkins.....

[25jai123]

lols to 5,4,2,1

[PhysicsTowerTeam]

Top 10 most powerful CPU's.

[timokanaar]

@alltime10s you should do top 10 biggest youtubers!!!

[dclipe]

@timokanaar go to browse, click on most viewed today, and the bottom right corner of the chart, you'll find the top 10 biggest YTbers! no need for him to do a video on it

[JaneFranklinMusic]

@timokanaar well thats not hard to go find..

[MidgetHeavy]

@timokanaar No.

[YoghurtOnEverything]

@timokanaar People might call him a show off whene he became no.1 :)

[Stinsonboi]

should be called eggball

[TheMixedCoffee]

Most of these are easily replied by " You don't say".

[MiniRodz]

No. 6 was quite good actually :)

[shameer123321]

1 word... super bowl is 2 words

[alltime10s]

Who's ready for a new Alltime10??

[AlPacinoTR09]

@alltime10s I am ready! I am addicted to watch your videos.

[happypeaple89]

@alltime10s i think you should do...........hmmn...........to­p ten funniest youtubers :P

[f123ps5qzx]

@alltime10s top 10 weirdest habits people do but are not accepted in public!

[bricksquad9552]

@alltime10s me me me, i am i am



[filofito]

@alltime10s MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

[rocketman5011]

@alltime10s 69 like..LOL

[andyandrewnones]

@alltime10s yay

[revolucion268]

@alltime10s top 10 cars of all time?

[MikeMallorca2010]

the last guy was really stupid or either he was the biggest troll in NFL ever

[HockeyMaster808]

Wow football players are stupid

[Karl998]

From a linguistic (morphological) view, there's nothing wrong with #1. "Super Bowl" CAN be considered a single "word". The exact definition of a "word" is more complex than it seems; something as arbitrary as spacing has almost no bearing on what a word is. Some compound words can be written together or separately, and some languages don't even have spaces between words.

Take "hot dog:" meaning "heated canine", it's two words; meaning "sausage in a bun", it's actually one. :)

[hitter1]

@Karl998 who cares... its still funny, we are here to be entertained...

[McLovinNator]

He's got running away from the cops speed

[triplexxxsatyr]

The Dick Butkus quote was the best one in the group.

[MOMOarabe]

theses quotes are hilarious

[xAyaLollikies]

They may be dumb, but they're not stupid.

[19mashtakov95]

Is it just me or did I see the Oregon ducks in the background of a NFL video????

[Judahmangi]

It's probably a good thing that all the dimwits play football. We don't want society's best and brightest participating in the idiotic mass concussion fests.

[Jeremie4159X]

Llllll

[JoeDeeeezy]

Top 10 Best Selling Video Games?

[rrossfu]

1:19 Was the dumbest lmao

[thewishywashysound]

johnny bravo.

[Craazy0ne]

These quotes may be dumb, but they're NOT stupid.... wait

[minhmeo1209]

rediculous LOL

[altoids79762]

dick butkus is the best linebacker in football history check him out on youtube.

[kalahiki808]

i wonder what their GPA's were

[dom1215]

And this explains americans no way i could!

[winningtiger55]

Top ten collectible toy items!

[skatestacker]

top 10 top 10 channels you will obviously be in 1st place



[MajorAlbo]

lmao Funniest top 10

[jamesroad316]

wow that should be the dumbest quotes ever

[BigJT2010]

it funny how most of these guys get a free ride through college

[That0neChanne1]

john maddens mind been gone for years so he should of been numbers 10-1

[southern4501isawesom]

1:33 ...super beta prostate...

[17kensethrules]

I'm a 49ers fan so go Patriots!

[MoralDecay]

superbowl there fixed it

[Athrun000]

Norman Einstein... lol'd

[oldinspirit]

@Athrun000 Norman Einstein is a real person, and a friend of Mr. Theismann.

[WordsOfWillsdom]

10 scariest plastic surgeries. 

[TF141soldier1]

wait super bowl is two words lol

[17kensethrules]

@TF141soldier1 What was your first clue, Sherlock?

[nlsnestevez]

can anyone tell me what editing program does he possibly use to edit his videos?

[nicedog44]

You should do 10 most ironic suicides

[PeteyThePickle]

Oh, John Madden.

[MegaVegs]

That was actually hilarious...

[MrCervantesx69st]

Seriously wtf is up with youtube loading videos these days. I used to watch 720p like nothing and 320p is like wtf slow at loading :/

[MrCervantesx69st]

@MrCervantesx69st 360p*

[DragonChaserKev]

Again I'll say I hate youtube ads!

[TheDRAG54]

top ten worst ways to die

[Saman921]

@Agownsrs2 most people? Yah that sounds about right.

[Saman921]

Great guys, very inspirational, and you shit on their legacies, with this

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Rofl. Idiots.

[oakvaleboys]

Norman Einstein

[Agownsrs2]

Who gives a shit about football?

[HiddenCuban]

@Agownsrs2 cool people that don't live in 3rd world countries or aren't gay hipsters

[Agownsrs2]

@HiddenCuban Wow, look at you! All intellectual and shit. Good job man :)

[MrRatchet1995]

@Agownsrs2 I know don't

[TigerClaws12894]

1:04 ...No shit captain obvious :\

[Superfresh602]

@TigerClaws12894 hello. you must be new to john madden

[tiamta]

TOP 10 "bush-isms" things that our dear ex president said

[aikomarcial]

I think nothing beats #10 lol

[Skoolkidsproduction]

0:34 look at the name and LOL