To reduce methane, all we have to do is insert butt plugs into the liberals in the Congress of the USSA. That oughta reduce world wide emissions of gaseous B.S. by about 99%.
It also will cause them to back up rather quickly and explode. And that will solve even more problems!!!
First, I want to commend you for such an exellent idea! You forgot a few things though; 1) We must "tap" both ends of politicians as much gas may be recycled from plugging the "heinies" but, that won't stop all the "shit" pouring out the front end orofice! 2) Barney Frank? just how do you propose finding a "plug" to fit either end of that bottomless pit of depravity cavity? Still, that said...creative solutions all! Good work!
its not absurd, here in Argentina we'll do whatever it takes to have the best grass and land ass possible to keep producing the best meat of the world, try some matambrito a la provenzal and u will understand why we do the things we do
you've goto be kidding me, is this for real, cause i think i done seen everyting. What a cow does is a natural order of thing. I wonder how much methan gas that reporter puts out everytime see takes a shit.....i swear some people don't have any sence. Next thing we know they will be putting tubes up our asses to catch whatever gas we put out!!!!
They are cribbing about polar bear numbers dropping and saying there are too many cattle. Do polar bears not fart? And why is the ordinary person always to blame. How will carbon taxes stop so called global warming?
thats fucking retarted! 30% of national imiusions come from cows, then instead of putting some shit on the cows, how about you put some shit on the fucking cars, and industries you dumb-fucks!
cows have been around for millions of years, and have never caused global warming, our shit has only beenaround, not even a hundred years and it starting to fuck thing up.
why they are doing this to the animals is so that they can make new grass screw with the DNA of it,,then the cows eat it, give our kids it, and it screws with our kids DNA...wake up to the NWO people orgonite can help
1 last thing. If you want to stand up and save this country(USA). Subscribe to my channel and be added to The Brother List. It's all explained on my channel. We are truth seekers that look out for one another and we welcome all. As a matter of fact, we need you just like you need us. Remember, we have the right to abolish the government if we feel the gov betrayed it's people. And/or if the government is corrupt, which they are. I am here for you all. I will only ever tell truth. We must unite!!
Also. Did you all hear about the secret meeting on march 13th between the house of represenatives and certain congressman? It was only the 4th time such a meeting has ever been held. What was said at this meeting shocked and horrified some of the members there that the info was leaked. What was leaked is that the economy will collapse in late 08(immenent). Martial law will take place early 09. And FEMA camps will be up and running. It gets much worse. Watch 4 yourself. watch?v=BiFlouOozpk
I hope you all realize that this is just another attempt for the global elite pigs to keep your brain distracted from the truth. Dont get me wrong. I am sure what they feed these cow's is very harmfull. However, it's ot the cow's fault in no way what so ever. They should feed the cows natural organic food instead of all the chemical added slop. Either way it's all lie's!
How much of our farts contribute to climate change? Maybe should all kill ourselves so that the planet will survive... some of us will feel better if ALL of us were dead.
And how does it come from the ocean? By the average temperature INCREASING (mostly due to "anthropogenic" causes). BTW, an-thro-po-gen-ic is five syllables and man-made is only two, (if you're interested in saying things to the point rather than trying to sound convincing). Message to readers: Don't fall for non-primary source data and non-peer reviewed pseudo scientific studies.
The total amount of ALL man made CO2 in the atmosphere is only 3 percent. The other 97 percent comes from entirely natural sources. About 80 percent comes from the ocean. And one major volcanic event can release profound quantities of CO2 in a single even..... Dont fall for this propaganda.
Pollution is an important issue, but dont get that confused with this anthropogenic global warming nonsense.
.5 percent of 3 percent of the total.... way to go Argentina....
Now that's a waste of money. Cows fart, ok? They fart, and fart, and fart some more. I don't want to mess with the poor cow's stomach, my steaks might not taste so good afterwards!!
Nice commercial but now that we have Senate Bill S510 all Organic Farms will be phased out and outlawed & only GMO crops will be allowed.
WulfBand 1 year ago
a satanic brainwashing, anyone who believes this bull is trouble with their SOUL!!!
kicktroolinface 1 year ago
Could they sell the Methane?
3rkk 1 year ago
i'll shoot it from afar and watch the cow explode in a mushroom cloud.
jeff29992001 2 years ago
A-hahahaha!
To reduce methane, all we have to do is insert butt plugs into the liberals in the Congress of the USSA. That oughta reduce world wide emissions of gaseous B.S. by about 99%.
It also will cause them to back up rather quickly and explode. And that will solve even more problems!!!
bigmagumba 2 years ago
First, I want to commend you for such an exellent idea! You forgot a few things though; 1) We must "tap" both ends of politicians as much gas may be recycled from plugging the "heinies" but, that won't stop all the "shit" pouring out the front end orofice! 2) Barney Frank? just how do you propose finding a "plug" to fit either end of that bottomless pit of depravity cavity? Still, that said...creative solutions all! Good work!
mikesglider 2 years ago
its not absurd, here in Argentina we'll do whatever it takes to have the best grass and land ass possible to keep producing the best meat of the world, try some matambrito a la provenzal and u will understand why we do the things we do
Martenncio 2 years ago
absurd
StarrJaded 2 years ago
I hope OBAMA does not see this, he will spent the rest of our money on this crap to stimulate the economy.
mdcluff 2 years ago
you've goto be kidding me, is this for real, cause i think i done seen everyting. What a cow does is a natural order of thing. I wonder how much methan gas that reporter puts out everytime see takes a shit.....i swear some people don't have any sence. Next thing we know they will be putting tubes up our asses to catch whatever gas we put out!!!!
kenfla2 2 years ago 3
@kenfla2 sweet comment
ufozminnesota 10 months ago
They are cribbing about polar bear numbers dropping and saying there are too many cattle. Do polar bears not fart? And why is the ordinary person always to blame. How will carbon taxes stop so called global warming?
cattlewrangler 3 years ago
What a stupid thing.
nic4tube 3 years ago
thats fucking retarted! 30% of national imiusions come from cows, then instead of putting some shit on the cows, how about you put some shit on the fucking cars, and industries you dumb-fucks!
cows have been around for millions of years, and have never caused global warming, our shit has only beenaround, not even a hundred years and it starting to fuck thing up.
08978675 3 years ago
why they are doing this to the animals is so that they can make new grass screw with the DNA of it,,then the cows eat it, give our kids it, and it screws with our kids DNA...wake up to the NWO people orgonite can help
primal111 3 years ago
1 last thing. If you want to stand up and save this country(USA). Subscribe to my channel and be added to The Brother List. It's all explained on my channel. We are truth seekers that look out for one another and we welcome all. As a matter of fact, we need you just like you need us. Remember, we have the right to abolish the government if we feel the gov betrayed it's people. And/or if the government is corrupt, which they are. I am here for you all. I will only ever tell truth. We must unite!!
kidjr27 3 years ago
Also. Did you all hear about the secret meeting on march 13th between the house of represenatives and certain congressman? It was only the 4th time such a meeting has ever been held. What was said at this meeting shocked and horrified some of the members there that the info was leaked. What was leaked is that the economy will collapse in late 08(immenent). Martial law will take place early 09. And FEMA camps will be up and running. It gets much worse. Watch 4 yourself. watch?v=BiFlouOozpk
kidjr27 3 years ago
I hope you all realize that this is just another attempt for the global elite pigs to keep your brain distracted from the truth. Dont get me wrong. I am sure what they feed these cow's is very harmfull. However, it's ot the cow's fault in no way what so ever. They should feed the cows natural organic food instead of all the chemical added slop. Either way it's all lie's!
kidjr27 3 years ago
How much of our farts contribute to climate change? Maybe should all kill ourselves so that the planet will survive... some of us will feel better if ALL of us were dead.
Jdlifsey 3 years ago 2
And how does it come from the ocean? By the average temperature INCREASING (mostly due to "anthropogenic" causes). BTW, an-thro-po-gen-ic is five syllables and man-made is only two, (if you're interested in saying things to the point rather than trying to sound convincing). Message to readers: Don't fall for non-primary source data and non-peer reviewed pseudo scientific studies.
twankyparty 3 years ago
The total amount of ALL man made CO2 in the atmosphere is only 3 percent. The other 97 percent comes from entirely natural sources. About 80 percent comes from the ocean. And one major volcanic event can release profound quantities of CO2 in a single even..... Dont fall for this propaganda.
Pollution is an important issue, but dont get that confused with this anthropogenic global warming nonsense.
.5 percent of 3 percent of the total.... way to go Argentina....
clevername333 3 years ago
Now that's a waste of money. Cows fart, ok? They fart, and fart, and fart some more. I don't want to mess with the poor cow's stomach, my steaks might not taste so good afterwards!!
Pokygirl2001 3 years ago 5
No smoking near the cow... I repeat no smoking!
GivesYouWings 3 years ago
wow I am proud of the Argentinians for actually creating a plan or some sort of objective to reduce emissions.
100 points for Argentina. -1 999 444 for USA.
SyphonFilter25 3 years ago
hhahahahhahaah so funny.
ditecola 3 years ago
LOL. The poor cow has a tube shoved up its ass, all in the name of science.
FlamingNinjaMonkey 3 years ago
This ranks among the stupidest things ever pursued among mankind. I mean, this ranks up there with trying to figure out how to make an atom bomb.
AirelonTrading 3 years ago