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  • "dreams do come true, in the 99 cent store!"

  • EVERYTHING is NOT .99...freeze it @ 0.33 and look in the background...IS SEE .59 ITEMS!!!!!

  • 1:07 katy perry?

  • ''can  I talk to the manageeeeer'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • if i were the customers, i'd punch the hell out of that cashier hahahaha

  • He should of started ringing the stuff in the basket through...

  • haha the 99th customer didn't say anything the whole time

  • they sell groceries at a 99 cent store?

  • The "price check" got old after the first time... new joke plz :P

  • it would have been more funny if after that guy filled up the basket with the stuff he wanted, if he made him pay for it.

  • @GuitarMan96 ha ha that's what I thought he was gonna do

  • 2:44

    Funniest thing I've ever seen Sal do.

    2:58

    That guy was about to run out the store, I can tell lol

  • "dreams do come true at the 99 cent store" LOL

  • funyons and cabbage wtf lol

  • when is cousin sal suppose to get beat by a sub by the S.G.

  • if u look at 0:32, not everything is 99cent, so Cousin sal was right for checking to see how much the item cost.

  • @WhosBetterMJORKB yeah but the only stuff that's not 99 cents is cheaper. It's just a few items like candy and it's like 60 cents

  • that black guy was so weird

  • he looks like hes been smokin blunts alllllll day

  • at 3:50 the old man from 1:31 is in the other line behind the 99th customer.

  • absolutely hilarious.

  • cabbage lol lol wtf

  • ITS AFKE!!!!! look at 3:50 that same old guy as the same part when the old granny was there.

  • yeah, two people cant possibly be in the store at the same time. good work columbo.

  • Lmfao. well theres more. but its obviously fake

  • @EricUnreal Its not fake, they don't play them in chronological order

  • fucking ads!

  • you kno what would be funny if he started to ring up all the stuff that the guy went to go get at the end and charged him for it

  • Haha thats exactly what I thought he was going to do.

  • at 2:52 did a guy just kiss another guy?

  • @dgreatll

    lool, observant are we?

  • You know what they should've done for the last guy?

    When he put everything in his basket and ran to the front, they should have charged him for it LOL

  • HAHAHA so funny!

  • The look on the white guy with the orange t shirt is priceless!!

  • Fake. Completely agree with the comment below. If you're observant enough, you would see one of the customers who were acting like they were the unsuspecting victim, later in the Video on another checkout lane. You also see someone else appear twice on there. Videos are funny either way...

  • the people left his cheakout to go to another cheakout thats why their seen twice.

  • The old man was not in on it, he went to the other checkout and was told that what he just experienced was a joke, he then watched as it was done to another person minutes later.

  • Hahaha, the 99th costumer-thing, SO funny :P

  • ahh man.. it would have been hilarious if he said are you going to pay for this.

  • how cheap do you have to be to buy shit at the dollar store? its crazy

  • at 0:33 I can see 59c advertised....

  • HAHAHA!!!! LMAO!

  • "i'm not a doctor."

    "well you should be!"

    hahah

  • The guy at 1:39 is the same guy as the guy at the background of 4:02. Scripted

  • He walked to a different register after the lady with the glasses. Sorry, seems like you really wanted to impress us...

  • They're acting differently...

  • they told them that it was fake but wanted to fool more ppl i guess

  • Its not the same person.

  • LOL, dreams do come true!

  • He should have started ringing him up for all the stuff he got in the 99 seconds.

  • this is going to fav's xD

  • The 99th customer guy is thrilled.

  • I should be a doctor?

  • Sal, the ultimate TV treasure

  • Wouldn't they recognize Sal?

  • fuckin cabbage haha

  • I am favouriting this video.

  • that guy at the end was stoned as hell

  • truuu, thats why he freaked the fuck out for a sec. lmaoo i love his choice in munchies lol, but cabbage wtfff?

  • that was funny

  • wait 3:07 says $.59. Why are they saying everything is $.99?

  • because the script says $0.99

  • The Black Guy got fuckin scared when the Sirens went off.

  • @marioReetarrd - How shocking!

  • LOL the guy that says he should be a doctor and freaked out -- well he stuck around. He is in the checkout behind the 99th customer

  • that's hilarious.

  • lol Can i talk to the manger was funny and when the old guy says u should be a doctor

  • i thought the black guy would run away when the sirens went off

  • LOL

  • I love how the black lady keeps on saying everything in the store is 99 cents but at 0:33 the sign to the right of the guy says "59 cents"

  • ahah i thought he was gunna make the dude pay for all his running around at the end lol

  • Ooh my gosh me too!! Bahaha!! xP

  • he should have started to ring up the 99th customer. that would have been funny.

  • exactly!!! that;s what i was thinking!

  • hey el ow el

  • hahah the last part is the best. 5/5

  • sal rules!

  • u shud be

  • 2:44 LOL

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  • 2:44 lol

  • it wouldve been funnier if he charged the guy at the end lol

  • i was just thinking that! 'Yeah congradulations! Let me just ring that up for ya....' lol

  • that would be HILARIOUS lol

  • i thought he was going to lol

  • i was thinking the same thing...hahah

  • this is hilarious!!!!!

  • I should be a doctor? lol

  • damn he really give him the stuff,wow first video that Cousin Sal do something good...

  • el oh el

  • lol it would have been funnier if at the end he told him that he had to pay for it now! lol

  • 2:25 was the best

  • cousin sal is too funny. i love his hidden cameras!

  • ahhh poor black guy looked real sad :o

    glad he got some free stuff

    We got the euro store in here but there are some items over 1 euro but the sign is huuuuuuge at those lol.

  • LOL

  • lololololol!!!!

  • hahahaha i love JKL

  • 99 seconds. lol

  • that was the funniest one i've seen in a long time!

  • "i should be a doctor?" hahaha

    thats soo mean...

  • "can i talk to a manager?" LOL

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  • Oooh, pretty rocker chick.

  • thats funny.

  • LOL

  • lol @ when the black guy heard sirens

  • He's so high.

  • haha he definitely thought he was getting busted

    would have been so funny if they started ringing up the items after the 99 second free item thing

  • I thought the same thing.

  • i was thinking the same thing this one was funny

  • thats wat i tought was goin to happen lol

  • thats what I thought too!!!

  • hahhahah the last ones the best

  • hahah some funny shit!

    we need more cousin sal at 99cent store!

  • fav this 1

  • that old guy is an idiot

  • that is f...ing hilarious

  • 5 Strars Jimmy.

  • the guy at the end is so clueless...

  • haha i thought he was guna charge the blk guy for the items in the bucket at last. HAAH

  • hahahaha me too, that would have been sooo funny

  • me too

  • rofl

  • im not a doctor.....well you should be

  • cousin sal is an asshole.

  • wahhhhhhhhhh :((((((

  • at 4:00 the old guy is in the line behind him

  • lol yeah he could have been the 99th customer ,but he might have had a heart attack. :)

  • lmao! =DD

  • why is cousin sal so awesome lolz

  • MORE COUSIN SAL!!! this was hilarious!

  • no one cares.

  • well actually she say everything she has is 99cent. but yeah guillermo and sal rule.lol

  • lol it had to be a black guy...lol

  • 2:44 "canitalktoamanager?!"

  • this is hilairious!

  • I swear Sal can make ANY situation ackward lol

  • these  bastards need their nuts cut

  • excuse how mush is this?

  • dat show NEEDS MORE COUSIN SAL MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

  • i know his acting skills are way better than Guillermo and at least he cure speak English with an american acent., lolz

  • Haha.. Jimmy Kimmel is the best show ever...

    And Cousin Sal is so hilarious

  • the guy in the shirt was like "bhainchoda" lmao

  • LOL!

  • HALARIOUS

  • Can i talk to a manager?.. That part was funny..

    Shoplifter in the yellow!..

  • omg i  watched this last night . it was hilarious XD

  • omg this is funny!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!

  • cousin sal is definitely funnier rhan uncle frank xD

  • 100%

  • would have been hilarious if sal started ringing up what the last guy put in his basket.

  • you fucking retards i love it!!! lmfao

  • I love you cousin Sal!

  • omg, my eyes r tearing cuz of laughing

  • those are not lettuce?

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  • you should be a doctor lmao

  • oh gosh so funny! HAHAHAH!poor grandma....lol

  • hahahahahhaahha

  • hahaha i thought he was gonna charge him for all that stuff

  • I did too haha

  • first time i laughed in 2 months.

  • u should watch uncle sals other videos

    the hallowen one is sooooooo... funny

  • cousin sal, its uncle frank...

  • no...........

  • /watch?v=DYU9gbKTVro

  • Hey buddy, it's Cousin Sal and Uncle Frank.

  • wow i love how cousin sal takes thing way way to far in hes pranks lol

  • way too far? cousin sal's just warming up!

  • Ahaha. I miss Sal. Haven't seen his stuff for at least 4 years.

  • Honestly, this is exactly how 98% of us would act if this happend to us

    (and we didnt totally know who the fuck Cousin Sal is) lol

  • Cousin Sal FTW!

    ThaDoctrine

  • lol

  • look at 'em! look at 'em!!!

    5 stars.

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