Any one want the nostalgia but cannot be bothered getting a windows 98 game working on windows 7? Head over to GOG.com and buy it for $6, install it and it runs off dos-box emulator with no problems! No DRM even! Though the default controls are a bit bent, so you may have to fiddle with settings via the DOS-box to get it more intuitive.
I remember buying this game from the store one day and just couldn't wait to get home and play it. Finally got home, installed, and was greeted by the infamous DOS out of memory. I died a little inside.
I think reviewers are being WAY too hard on DNF. I went back and beat Duke 3D again after playing it, and I thought every change was for the better (excluding 2 weapon limit of course ;D). What many seem to think is boring gameplay is really just proper pacing.
@montanker666 yeah i totaly agree i mean DNF didn't have time to be developed in to a master pice cause i think only last year has gearbox took the development lisence and i think it deserves a 6.5!
If forever had hone through a normal devoelpment cycle and had been released in he early 2000's it would have been great. Duke 5 will be better because it won't be a game meant for 2001.
@IcyFury4 yes, but they were working on it for a long time, gaming changed and changed during that time, thats why the normal development time is 3 or 4 years, gaming hasn't changed yet.
@MrLoonytoon1024 Agreed. The point is, the wait really killed peoples' appetite for it. With a new developer Duke can shine again. Forever's failure pretty much lay at the hands of 3D Realms. They tried to make a perfect game, but because they kept scrapping it, it would never get finished. A game always has some flaws, that's inevitable. The fact that Gearbox was able to FINISH DNF was an achievement. And beneath a lot of the flaws, I could see a good game buried in there.
@MrLoonytoon1024 True. The early trailers really looked promising. It would've as acclaimed as Half Life, Deus Ex, and System Shock, I'm sure, had it been released in the early 2000's.
@MrLoonytoon1024 thats right . i like DNF but somehow the action was gone cause the explosions was to small to kill 5 enemies in once with one rpg rocket or other weapons . for me was the idea of releasing DNF now , no matter how good the game is , was a great descision because i dont wanna wait longer for a game which is in developing for more than 12 years . but i think the modern gameplay of DNF was not fitting to the franchise or did anyone see that duke searched for cover in DN3D? =/
@MrLoonytoon1024 I couldn't agree more. A lot of gamers are tired of today's crappy unoriginal games, movies and music. It would be cool if he made remarks about Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore and Twilight.
I wanted an archetypal badass who laughs in the face of death, cracks cliche jokes about everything, goes around all guns blazing and feels like the Duke. Instead, in Forever, Duke seems like an aged movie star who runs to cover each time he is shot.
Modern era windows and xbox idiots praise graphics as main factor for quality. Total bullsh!t, go play blender3d or 3d studio. The game main factor is game-play.
Oldschool people, who waited for this game so long, didn't had their expectations met. Really. It is understandable that no one did anything for 10 years and then you stashed things together and put DNF on it, but seen as a sequel to duke3d, DNF is really far-less impressive
you see what COD did to gaming? now all the little kids care about is graphics and rewards for killing people, when really gaming is about having fun and/or being competitive.
Duke nukem forever sucks really bad. 2k games just can't pretend to do a duke nukem game with just some bad language and some adult content. The thing that really pissed me off is that u can carry only 2 freakin weapons, just because of the console gamers!
Anyway I prefer Duke nukem 3d, i played it since i was 5 and i'll never get old to it.
I'm really getting sick of these new modern shitload games they're all the same.
@OldgamerInc I concur. I've played some Halo games and DNF is basically the same thing. I believe that 2K and Gearbox was too desperate to end the jokes associated with DNF and vaporware that they didn't bother with too many new ideas. No matter how you look at it, DN3D is superior in every way that counts.
On December 21st 2012, aliens come to Earth. They take our families. We will hid in our houses, praying for someone to save us. Then people will peer out their windows and see a man with a red vest top and ammo lining is shoulders. He drops his cigar and says "Those alien bastards are going to pay!" He pulls out a shotgun and he turns on his boombox.
Grabbag will be the most iconic song in history...
I don't really give a fuck what anyone says, I am loving Duke Forever. I have all these other games on my desktop, Crysis 2, Dead Space 2, Bulletstorm etc....they're all fantastic games but I find myself constantly drawn to launching Duke. His personality makes the game and the game is so fucking unapologetically simple and bad that it actually is more fun than most other shit. Bad game? It may be bad but I'm constantly drawn to it anyway so...
Those fucking reviewers can suck a can of mini dicks and fill their assholes with fungas from a monkey's asshole.
Anybody who is a DUKE fan KNOWS it isn't about no fucking graphics!! Be real assholes its the content of the game and memories we had as kids! Doom 2 and Duke 3d are irreplaceable!!!! Get it straight rookies.
@bboyestilo Everyone who is a Duke fan knows that Duke Nukem forever isn't about regenerating health and only being able to carry two guns at the same time...
I am a Duke fan and Manhattan Project is a way better game than DNF. Sad, but true.
@Johanzu I even still enjoy playing Duke Nukem 3D. On a side note; i hate that fact you can only carry 2 weapons. In DN3d you'd have a weapon for every situation.
@SPeacock Reviewers are comparing this with the FPS of today, which this is not. This is a great game, ignore the critics. It's real fun to play and the humor in it is wonderful.
@bboyestilo Yeah. Its not about the graphics. Thats why 3D is still good and Forever sucks like hell.
The game just sucks. Two guns? Fuck you. Regen health? Fuck you! Puzzles? FUCK YOU! Linear corridors and no exploration............FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They fucking ruined what Duke was.
And that alien hive scene......one of the worst scenes in video game history. Thats no parody. Thats sick. Not funny at all. And the problem is that its so not Duke.
@Hamhark98 I couldn't have said it better m8 I agree with ye 100%. I felt terrible all the way through the game and when I was done I was amazed. never gone trough a game so fast witch is not fun. and the 2 guns only..... I felt forced through the entire game...... "sigh".. im so sad right now...
@Melenonel I was exited for Forever. My favourite FPS games are the first three Turok games where you have open worlds and like 20 guns you can carry at once and they are all super unrealistic and awesome. Duke Nukem Forever was very much a game that influenced that approach and although I never thought it was as good it is still an amazing game overall and much better than modern FPS games. So I was exited for Forever even if it was a fraction as good as the old Duke.
I love Duke 3d...I still play it till this day! I've been playing it since release day when I was in the 8th Grade (29 years old now) I just take things for what they are regardless....I am just happy to see Duke on the big screen again. I know the game has some crazy faults but fuck it....we got a Duke release and hopefully a REAL good one in the future.....
so no I don't hate Forever but I can stand playing it through....There are far worst games out there with over hype.
@deityunleashed14 Yeah, I know. But I mean like the valve puzzle scene in particular. "I hate valve puzzles: which is an obvious joke at the expense of Valve. But then, if you force the player to do the puzzle, its not a parody as much as it is the game just being tedious and hypocritical.
Like "these fetch quests suck" says a character whilst riding across a wide landscape for 3 hours (not in a game). Well, its good the game makers knew that. Then why the hell did they fucking put it in?
@Hamhark98 I know they are stupid but its still a duke nukem game i mean they had to keep updating the game because call of duty and other shooters were being made every damn year and apparently most people got sucked into their greediness and duke nukem couldnt keep up with the technology so they screwed up a bit i mean the controls had to be the same as call of duty because if people started playing DNF and the controls were different they would be angry with the developers its not fair at all
@Hamhark98 Welcome to modern gaming, friend! Where the memorable characters of yesteryear are replaced by generic, brooding military men, where "high quality" graphics and multi-million dollar production values rule over gameplay and integrity, where simplification is replacing depth and actual smoothness, where the "Game of the Year" is based on how much hype and sales a game has received, as opposed to anything else, etc. Enjoy the Call of Duty, kids, cuz it never gets any better than this!!!
@legionofdoom2009 Exactly. Cod 4 got so much praise and is even on some lists of best game of all time. And then what? It was dated in a year. The next FPS came out with a fresh coat of paint and was now the "best in the genre" and then another one. Now Cod 4 looks old and its only been out a few years.
Duke 3D is still awesome. Ocarina of time is still one of the best (in my opinion best) games of all time and even today is enjoyable and its over a decade old. Cod 4 is dated already. Its sad.
@ZuljinRaynor i agree DNF was a let down there was no true level exploration for essentails like atomic health or new weapons or a hooker who will show you major boobage... levels are linear, recharageable health, only two weapons at a time signals modern games like COD and Halo impacted the games making making it indifferent in the gaming community... it lost its original flavor. Like it yet was very disappointed
@Rolfchoppa007 I can understand why you're disappointed but when you think about it Duke 3D was just a rip-off of other shooters of it's time what made it stand out was Duke attitude and well... the boobage
@bboyestilo HELL YEAH! ITS A NOSTALGIC KICK BACK. It was never meant to take a shit on top of all the other developers of the gaming industry. Besides, even if they feel the game should start competing with other top series games, they'll have a chance to boost the series' potential in the future =/
Ya, I read them. 1000 people can hate the game all they want but there will always be people that just don't give a shit and play it for what it is....are u pissed off cause I so happen to just enjoy it for what it is? shit or not I really care less lol.
I still enjoy Ut2k3 and Quake Arena :) 2 favorite Shooters personally.....
@bboyestilo i never (never will) play games for their graphics, its only the gameplay i want, i dont give a shit about the new cod maps WE HAVE FUCKING DUKE NUKEM
@shadowcrawler687 well in some casess graphics are vital to a games flavour imo, like silent hill. ive seen sh1 and just dont find it all that scary cuz 1.) the voice acting is garbage 2.) the graphics and sound effects sounded like a 8 year old made them.
in silent hill 3 nearly everything heather says sounds so real and convincing considering the situation and the amazing graphics of the monsters almost make you believe that they are real and after YOU. not heather
i agree with some of that, though the new duke nukem forever went to far with it's sexual content to the point where it's disturbingly horrific. however yes reviewers nowadays just suck ass. like shadows of the damned was a great game even though every bigshot reviewer was all like "yeah this game sucks cause the graphics aren't great and whatnot don't bother"
Ahhhh! Much better.
doom666kratos 5 days ago
DUKE NUKEM SHOULD BE IN A MORTAL KOMBAT GAME YEAH!!!
XDoomriderX 1 week ago 2
They couldn't have Chuck Norris in a game, because his awesomeness was too great to contain... They circumnavigated this... with the Duke
R3APERSBAZOOKA 2 weeks ago
@R3APERSBAZOOKA Oh please, the Duke is a thousand more times epic than Chuck Dumb-ass Norris.
ElectricHellknight 6 days ago
Duke Nukem>Chuck Norris
spiersaz 2 weeks ago 6
@spiersaz Duke Nukem> The universe
Jklugon 2 weeks ago
let's rock
44hatori 3 weeks ago
YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I GOT THE WEED WACKER
airlineairport 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum....im all out of gum"
TheSonic497 1 month ago 4
1:00 and onwards... And before that, too!
Gunner193 1 month ago
chuck norris allows you to lose
duke kicks your ass
duke wins
its a prophecy
Ealija 1 month ago 4
sounds like the terminator theme...
Baldoxxx4000 1 month ago
@Baldoxxx4000 Where?
DevilMaster 1 month ago
Groovy.
almightyRazka 1 month ago
Wait a minute.........I gotta a wife!
MrManPiggy 1 month ago 4
Duke is like the most sexiest hottest game character ever. To bad he ain't real because i would of tap that. lol
Quetzalqoatl99 1 month ago
I just accidentally banged my head on my laptop. Fail! \m/ lol
Quetzalqoatl99 1 month ago
those alien bastards are gonna pay for bustin up my ride
JockDeuce 2 months ago
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Any one want the nostalgia but cannot be bothered getting a windows 98 game working on windows 7? Head over to GOG.com and buy it for $6, install it and it runs off dos-box emulator with no problems! No DRM even! Though the default controls are a bit bent, so you may have to fiddle with settings via the DOS-box to get it more intuitive.
SirChristoffee 2 months ago
man this makes me miss the days back when I used to play this on my dads computer.
then hed get mad when id repeat everything Duke said in-game ahaha.
ilikepie442 2 months ago
hail to the king baby!
BoboKrummingar 2 months ago
where can i get this for my ipod/phone. it would be a super cool ringtone!
DainRiffgin89 2 months ago
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!
OnePaTuBHuK 2 months ago
I Ain't haten' on Dave but I believe this version is better.
thefreeflowification 3 months ago
it's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!
123redrules 3 months ago
Bullets, babes, bombs, damn I love this song.
Cooperlaa92 3 months ago
Love DN3D. I could listen to this for hours on end. I imagine walking around in real life while this music is playing. xD Now where's my Ripper?? :3
xMRxSTRANDEDx 3 months ago
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It's time to chew ass and kick bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass
andrewvanrhoberts 3 months ago
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andrewvanrhoberts 3 months ago
Better than this new heavy metal crap theme! Old school is the way to go...
Dukester362436 3 months ago
While DNF sucked, it at least had the FEEL of a Duke Nukem game.
Jinjonator1 3 months ago
You just got DukeRolle'd
NllL0 3 months ago
I remember buying this game from the store one day and just couldn't wait to get home and play it. Finally got home, installed, and was greeted by the infamous DOS out of memory. I died a little inside.
RoboKombat 4 months ago
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children look ounder their beds after monsters
monsters look ounder they're bed after chuck norris
chuck norris look after Duke nukem under his bed
Duke looking for some gum under his bed because he is always empety
:D
Barderaker 4 months ago
I just can't stop listening to this! Hail to the King, Baby!
xserd 4 months ago 22
Wait a minute... I have a wife! *raves*
GhostLink92 4 months ago 4
@GhostLink92 lol poor guy! XD
arbiterdu03 4 months ago
It sounds like the opening to a TV show.
OmegaRage 4 months ago
All the DNF talk will go away soon, when Serious Sam BFE comes out. It already looks like what DNF should have been.
dublinfool25 5 months ago
The sheer level of bad-assery in this song is almost too much to handle!!!!
GorillazforJ23 5 months ago
DurhamrockerZ
MarioLuigiandYoshi 5 months ago
Wait a minute. I have a wife!
jellywillreturn 5 months ago 3
@klocker4 All likers have balls of Chuck Norris... But yet far behind balls of steel!
SovietLenin1 5 months ago
@SovietLenin1
Chuck Norris wishes he had even a hundredth of the badassitude that The Duke has.
MelissiaBlackheart 5 months ago
@klocker4 Attention whore!
CaptainSeasick 5 months ago
wait a minute... I have a wife.
Icemario187 5 months ago 3
im not gonna fight you ... IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
xxjacek1xx 5 months ago 83
needs more views.
homsar386 5 months ago
True enuogh. If there is one man who could carry those weapons it's Duke!
And yes, maybe Dr. Freeman because he wears a fancy HEV Mark IV suit.
Savci008 5 months ago 3
I think reviewers are being WAY too hard on DNF. I went back and beat Duke 3D again after playing it, and I thought every change was for the better (excluding 2 weapon limit of course ;D). What many seem to think is boring gameplay is really just proper pacing.
montanker666 6 months ago
@montanker666 yeah i totaly agree i mean DNF didn't have time to be developed in to a master pice cause i think only last year has gearbox took the development lisence and i think it deserves a 6.5!
MSAnemanja2 6 months ago
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007jkirk 6 months ago
@007jkirk HOLY SH!T ARE YOU INSAIN! im steeve green and your watching HOLY SH!T!!!!!!
TheBerserkertamer113 6 months ago
listen to this while watching porn. Its quite satisfying
Joebro5000 6 months ago
I bench press to this.
5aq 6 months ago
Damn. Those fucking reviewers are gonna pay for critising my game !
rezaka116 6 months ago
@rezaka116 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
alerommel1 6 months ago
i definitely loved duke nukem forever especially the multiplayer! :D (PC version)
omaer94 6 months ago
"Damn... Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!"
Gibbagobba 6 months ago
I personally didnt like DNF Its far below my expectations and those were about 2 feet off the ground
Demonscar13 6 months ago
If forever had hone through a normal devoelpment cycle and had been released in he early 2000's it would have been great. Duke 5 will be better because it won't be a game meant for 2001.
MrLoonytoon1024 6 months ago 59
@MrLoonytoon1024 DNF was great. Fuck the reviews mate.
VampireofEpicness 5 months ago
@VampireofEpicness
Indeed, it was certainly one of the better FPS games released in the last half decade IMO.
MelissiaBlackheart 5 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 who said duke nukem forever is meant for 2001?
IcyFury4 4 months ago
@IcyFury4 the original release date was late 90's, early 2000's
MrLoonytoon1024 4 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 haha that doesnt matter.
IcyFury4 4 months ago
@IcyFury4 it... kinda does, it was suppose to be an early 2000's game, it got delayed too far ahead of its time
MrLoonytoon1024 4 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 u know that the version that was meant for early 1998-early 2000 got scrapped? the one that was in the trailers? idiot.
IcyFury4 4 months ago
@IcyFury4 yes, but they were working on it for a long time, gaming changed and changed during that time, thats why the normal development time is 3 or 4 years, gaming hasn't changed yet.
MrLoonytoon1024 4 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 Meh, I still liked DNF. I enjoyed it.
Astroman9991 4 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 Agreed. The point is, the wait really killed peoples' appetite for it. With a new developer Duke can shine again. Forever's failure pretty much lay at the hands of 3D Realms. They tried to make a perfect game, but because they kept scrapping it, it would never get finished. A game always has some flaws, that's inevitable. The fact that Gearbox was able to FINISH DNF was an achievement. And beneath a lot of the flaws, I could see a good game buried in there.
SteveElOtaku 4 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 True. The early trailers really looked promising. It would've as acclaimed as Half Life, Deus Ex, and System Shock, I'm sure, had it been released in the early 2000's.
SteamGrace 3 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 1999 to be honset :/
Barderaker 3 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 DNF was great. Don't listen to reviews.
Lirankn 3 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 thats right . i like DNF but somehow the action was gone cause the explosions was to small to kill 5 enemies in once with one rpg rocket or other weapons . for me was the idea of releasing DNF now , no matter how good the game is , was a great descision because i dont wanna wait longer for a game which is in developing for more than 12 years . but i think the modern gameplay of DNF was not fitting to the franchise or did anyone see that duke searched for cover in DN3D? =/
Snyperwolf91 3 months ago
@MrLoonytoon1024 I couldn't agree more. A lot of gamers are tired of today's crappy unoriginal games, movies and music. It would be cool if he made remarks about Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore and Twilight.
I wanted an archetypal badass who laughs in the face of death, cracks cliche jokes about everything, goes around all guns blazing and feels like the Duke. Instead, in Forever, Duke seems like an aged movie star who runs to cover each time he is shot.
I want the original 80's style badass back!
HESSThaMarine 2 months ago
@HESSThaMarine lol no. None of those crappy celebrities are even worthy to be mocked by duke.
Cytrome 2 months ago
I kinda liked dnf, maybe it wasnt the best game of the century but hell, i enjoyed it.
Saukkomestari 6 months ago
it sounds better lower quality
SuperKingofthings 6 months ago
Why did DNF get soo low score? Easy.
Modern era windows and xbox idiots praise graphics as main factor for quality. Total bullsh!t, go play blender3d or 3d studio. The game main factor is game-play.
Oldschool people, who waited for this game so long, didn't had their expectations met. Really. It is understandable that no one did anything for 10 years and then you stashed things together and put DNF on it, but seen as a sequel to duke3d, DNF is really far-less impressive
And make linux port! :)
lin545 6 months ago
@lin545
>Linux
>Gaming
LOL
Schokoxx 6 months ago
@Schokoxx
> LOL
Sorry, I don't get your thin humor?
lin545 6 months ago
5) too many whores. Duke roaming his own strip bar in search of vibrator, ... really.
6) too little monsters
7) being able to carry only 2 weapons... why is doom marine still capable to carry 10?.. make it at least 3.
8) No mighty foot (or mighty feet)
lin545 6 months ago
Things I didn't like about DNF:
1) timeline, after game end. You guys should seriously draw 10 years time as "Bitch'in'!" and the last 3 years as "Let's rock!"
2) 30 mins credits... seriously,.. all pets listed?
3) no linux or mac port. Seriousy, wtf? ut2 engine IS linux and mac compatible, its ut3 when epic renamed itself to epic fail.
4) high linearity, duke3d was far less linear, at least you were not locked out in a corridor
..
lin545 6 months ago
Duke Nukem 5
Make it happen Gearbox
No complaints about bad graphics or shit like that
Make it more like Duke 3D(or Bioshock style of progression if you want a recent example) ON STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!
AND GET YAHTZEE TO WRITE THE SCRIPT
kea919306 6 months ago
@klocker4
balls of butter ;)
RAVM1987 6 months ago
100% ass kicking
Knightlip 6 months ago
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SHENMUE 3
The Story Must Continue...
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Shenmue3Now 6 months ago
Possibly the manliest song created.
AntBelch 6 months ago
you see what COD did to gaming? now all the little kids care about is graphics and rewards for killing people, when really gaming is about having fun and/or being competitive.
UNSCODST13 6 months ago 3
Duke nukem forever sucks really bad. 2k games just can't pretend to do a duke nukem game with just some bad language and some adult content. The thing that really pissed me off is that u can carry only 2 freakin weapons, just because of the console gamers!
Anyway I prefer Duke nukem 3d, i played it since i was 5 and i'll never get old to it.
I'm really getting sick of these new modern shitload games they're all the same.
OldgamerInc 7 months ago
@OldgamerInc I concur. I've played some Halo games and DNF is basically the same thing. I believe that 2K and Gearbox was too desperate to end the jokes associated with DNF and vaporware that they didn't bother with too many new ideas. No matter how you look at it, DN3D is superior in every way that counts.
raidramon0 7 months ago 2
Why no one yet make lyrics for this song?
Jitterskull 7 months ago
What, did you think he was gone forever?
BlueTeamPlayer 7 months ago
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Blow it out your ass :D
pawel1818 7 months ago
fuck nazis
matt135246 7 months ago
Wait a minute... I have a wife!
anatidaephobica 7 months ago 2
duke nukem killz aliens
doomguy killz demons from hell
B.J. bloskovich (<--- wut his name is ) killz nazi's
killkenny5000 7 months ago
@killkenny5000
*B.J. Blastowitz
MarioFreek01 7 months ago
@MarioFreek01 sounds like theirs a c or a K running in the name when your playing the 2007 wolfenstein
killkenny5000 7 months ago
Can't play Duke Nukem forever without the pistol... its like COME FUCKING GET SOME DUKE 3D STYLE YOU 21ST CENTURY ALIEN MOTHERRFUCKERS
SVWillmer 7 months ago
Duke Nukem's Message to IGN and other reviewers: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
bigger46 7 months ago
On December 21st 2012, aliens come to Earth. They take our families. We will hid in our houses, praying for someone to save us. Then people will peer out their windows and see a man with a red vest top and ammo lining is shoulders. He drops his cigar and says "Those alien bastards are going to pay!" He pulls out a shotgun and he turns on his boombox.
Grabbag will be the most iconic song in history...
Duke will always live forever!
The360gamerzz 7 months ago
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I'll rip JB's Head off and shit down his neck! Who is in?
Unl0gisch 7 months ago
DALES MARITAL DANCE!
crankdatable 7 months ago
who would win in a grand-prix race, Captain Falcon or Duke Nukem? and who would win in a heroism race? and who would win in a booty spanking race?
EOCB 7 months ago
Call of Duty - 0 Halo - 10 Chuck norris - 9001
Duke - "Who uses some damn counting? I'm the king baby!"
To duke, the best badass of them all, sorry chief, your not it.
GamerNotSoCritic 7 months ago
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Im gona have this as my work out song
TheAlienskum 7 months ago
Hail to the king baby
i would vote for him in an instant
Gight77 7 months ago
yes!!!!!!!
leonelkk 7 months ago
I don't really give a fuck what anyone says, I am loving Duke Forever. I have all these other games on my desktop, Crysis 2, Dead Space 2, Bulletstorm etc....they're all fantastic games but I find myself constantly drawn to launching Duke. His personality makes the game and the game is so fucking unapologetically simple and bad that it actually is more fun than most other shit. Bad game? It may be bad but I'm constantly drawn to it anyway so...
TranceSFX 7 months ago 2
DUKE NUKEM 3D is the best game forever!!!!!!!!!
leonelkk 7 months ago
Duke is back and Oama is down.
StarspawnZero 7 months ago
Duke is my Chuck Norris.
Karnwiell 7 months ago
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why did youtube pussy staff suspend too many channel???
they will pay with their life
Okay?
loveyouxa1 7 months ago
14 people have balls of fail
TheTrueMobius1 7 months ago 2
@acfreak55 lol durhamrockerz
TheZeroAccount 7 months ago
Wait a minute i have a wife (music Starts)
acfreak55 7 months ago
Always bet on Duke!
slickvicsagat 7 months ago
Duke Nukem FOREVER OUT TODAY!!!!!! HAIL TO THE KING!!! XD
NuKEm92 7 months ago
Those fucking reviewers can suck a can of mini dicks and fill their assholes with fungas from a monkey's asshole.
Anybody who is a DUKE fan KNOWS it isn't about no fucking graphics!! Be real assholes its the content of the game and memories we had as kids! Doom 2 and Duke 3d are irreplaceable!!!! Get it straight rookies.
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!
bboyestilo 7 months ago 109
@bboyestilo Everyone who is a Duke fan knows that Duke Nukem forever isn't about regenerating health and only being able to carry two guns at the same time...
I am a Duke fan and Manhattan Project is a way better game than DNF. Sad, but true.
Johanzu 7 months ago
@Johanzu I even still enjoy playing Duke Nukem 3D. On a side note; i hate that fact you can only carry 2 weapons. In DN3d you'd have a weapon for every situation.
rookdischarger 7 months ago 13
@rookdischarger They're very different games, but I still had an absolute blast with both.
Wiiplayah43 6 months ago
@rookdischarger and Several for no situation and just for the fun which makes it all the more worth it!
cheezandtoast 6 months ago
@rookdischarger Like DSPGaming pointed out, if he had all of his weapons, it'd be too easy, if he had normal health, it'd be too hard.
leauxbert 6 months ago
@leauxbert I just finished DNF, and I totally agree
codemaster667 5 months ago
@codemaster667 I recently got the patch installed. Now you can carry 4 weapons.
leauxbert 5 months ago
@rookdischarger you kidding,duke nukem 3d is one of the best shooters of all time.
tacovshotdog 6 months ago
@Johanzu Well with DNF out of the way we can finaly can get some new duke games !
and Duke 5 will be alot better with the developers giving a normal develop time and not reusing a 2006 game :),
And Manhatten project is awesome indeed.
janmansde3dede 7 months ago
@Johanzu I haven't heard too many good things about DNF - you'd think that after 15 years of development, they'd get SOMETHING right, no?
SPeacock 7 months ago
@SPeacock Reviewers are comparing this with the FPS of today, which this is not. This is a great game, ignore the critics. It's real fun to play and the humor in it is wonderful.
silicon212 7 months ago 2
@silicon212 The critics arem, as I always call them, nothing but power armour-wearing pussies.
Astroman9991 7 months ago 3
@bboyestilo Yeah. Its not about the graphics. Thats why 3D is still good and Forever sucks like hell.
The game just sucks. Two guns? Fuck you. Regen health? Fuck you! Puzzles? FUCK YOU! Linear corridors and no exploration............FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They fucking ruined what Duke was.
And that alien hive scene......one of the worst scenes in video game history. Thats no parody. Thats sick. Not funny at all. And the problem is that its so not Duke.
If you love Duke then you hate Forever.
Hamhark98 7 months ago
@Hamhark98 I couldn't have said it better m8 I agree with ye 100%. I felt terrible all the way through the game and when I was done I was amazed. never gone trough a game so fast witch is not fun. and the 2 guns only..... I felt forced through the entire game...... "sigh".. im so sad right now...
Melenonel 7 months ago
@Melenonel I was exited for Forever. My favourite FPS games are the first three Turok games where you have open worlds and like 20 guns you can carry at once and they are all super unrealistic and awesome. Duke Nukem Forever was very much a game that influenced that approach and although I never thought it was as good it is still an amazing game overall and much better than modern FPS games. So I was exited for Forever even if it was a fraction as good as the old Duke.
Not so.
Hamhark98 7 months ago
@Hamhark98
I love Duke 3d...I still play it till this day! I've been playing it since release day when I was in the 8th Grade (29 years old now) I just take things for what they are regardless....I am just happy to see Duke on the big screen again. I know the game has some crazy faults but fuck it....we got a Duke release and hopefully a REAL good one in the future.....
so no I don't hate Forever but I can stand playing it through....There are far worst games out there with over hype.
bboyestilo 7 months ago
@Hamhark98 duke nukem 3d had puzzles too
deityunleashed14 7 months ago
@deityunleashed14 Yeah, I know. But I mean like the valve puzzle scene in particular. "I hate valve puzzles: which is an obvious joke at the expense of Valve. But then, if you force the player to do the puzzle, its not a parody as much as it is the game just being tedious and hypocritical.
Like "these fetch quests suck" says a character whilst riding across a wide landscape for 3 hours (not in a game). Well, its good the game makers knew that. Then why the hell did they fucking put it in?
Hamhark98 7 months ago
@Hamhark98 I know they are stupid but its still a duke nukem game i mean they had to keep updating the game because call of duty and other shooters were being made every damn year and apparently most people got sucked into their greediness and duke nukem couldnt keep up with the technology so they screwed up a bit i mean the controls had to be the same as call of duty because if people started playing DNF and the controls were different they would be angry with the developers its not fair at all
deityunleashed14 7 months ago
@Hamhark98
It's called £, make a shitty game, hype it up, sell it, get minted.
otester 7 months ago
@Hamhark98 Welcome to modern gaming, friend! Where the memorable characters of yesteryear are replaced by generic, brooding military men, where "high quality" graphics and multi-million dollar production values rule over gameplay and integrity, where simplification is replacing depth and actual smoothness, where the "Game of the Year" is based on how much hype and sales a game has received, as opposed to anything else, etc. Enjoy the Call of Duty, kids, cuz it never gets any better than this!!!
legionofdoom2009 7 months ago
@legionofdoom2009 Exactly. Cod 4 got so much praise and is even on some lists of best game of all time. And then what? It was dated in a year. The next FPS came out with a fresh coat of paint and was now the "best in the genre" and then another one. Now Cod 4 looks old and its only been out a few years.
Duke 3D is still awesome. Ocarina of time is still one of the best (in my opinion best) games of all time and even today is enjoyable and its over a decade old. Cod 4 is dated already. Its sad.
Hamhark98 7 months ago
@bboyestilo FACKING AGREA HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
TheSilentHillFan666 7 months ago
@bboyestilo dnf still sucks dude
omarhjawaid 7 months ago
@omarhjawaid DNF is awesome. You're an inspiration for birth control.
ZuljinRaynor 7 months ago
@ZuljinRaynor DNF is awesome if you have Downs' Syndrome. It's amazing you typed that out without smashing the keyboard.
omarhjawaid 7 months ago
@omarhjawaid Shame you can't enjoy a game that's all about having fun.
ZuljinRaynor 7 months ago
@ZuljinRaynor i agree DNF was a let down there was no true level exploration for essentails like atomic health or new weapons or a hooker who will show you major boobage... levels are linear, recharageable health, only two weapons at a time signals modern games like COD and Halo impacted the games making making it indifferent in the gaming community... it lost its original flavor. Like it yet was very disappointed
Rolfchoppa007 7 months ago
@Rolfchoppa007 I can understand why you're disappointed but when you think about it Duke 3D was just a rip-off of other shooters of it's time what made it stand out was Duke attitude and well... the boobage
Costerguy1234556 7 months ago
@bboyestilo you talking about duke nukem forever?
viliussmproductions 7 months ago
@bboyestilo Hail to the king was Ash Williams =O
he's got balls of steel though
and I agree with you...I played Forever and I don't give a fuck what people say that game was hilarious.
HeadRage 7 months ago
@bboyestilo HELL YEAH! ITS A NOSTALGIC KICK BACK. It was never meant to take a shit on top of all the other developers of the gaming industry. Besides, even if they feel the game should start competing with other top series games, they'll have a chance to boost the series' potential in the future =/
BlackHawkGaming 7 months ago
@BlackHawkGaming
Yea dude...enjoy it for what it is. I really just played it for nostalgic value and to hear the Duke again. 3d of course still kicks its ass :)
bboyestilo 6 months ago
@bboyestilo Did you even read the reviews? Graphics were the least of DNF's problems.
gorgack2000 7 months ago
@gorgack2000
Ya, I read them. 1000 people can hate the game all they want but there will always be people that just don't give a shit and play it for what it is....are u pissed off cause I so happen to just enjoy it for what it is? shit or not I really care less lol.
I still enjoy Ut2k3 and Quake Arena :) 2 favorite Shooters personally.....
bboyestilo 6 months ago
@bboyestilo
we have ballsof steel
RAVM1987 6 months ago
@bboyestilo dont forget Wolf3d, Doom 1, Rise of the Triad, Blake Stone
Schwarze999 6 months ago
@Schwarze999
Oh man I LOVED Doom 1 and ROTT....holy shit man memories! Did you play Star Wars: Dark Forces?
bboyestilo 6 months ago
@bboyestilo YEAH EVEN THOUGH I PLAY WITH GRAPHICSMODS!
aTF2player 6 months ago
@bboyestilo WHY CANT I THUMB YOUR COMMENT UP LIKE 30 MORE FUCKING TIMES?!?!?!?!
Demonscar13 6 months ago
@bboyestilo THANK YOU!!!! SOMEBODY WHO SPEAKS SENSE ABOUT DUKE NUKEM!!!!! I praise you good sir
6Akatsuki6Vampire6 6 months ago
@bboyestilo i never (never will) play games for their graphics, its only the gameplay i want, i dont give a shit about the new cod maps WE HAVE FUCKING DUKE NUKEM
shadowcrawler687 6 months ago
@shadowcrawler687
Yea dude, its why I like the old Final Fantasy's way more than any new ones....plot and character development were always better :)
bboyestilo 6 months ago
@shadowcrawler687 well in some casess graphics are vital to a games flavour imo, like silent hill. ive seen sh1 and just dont find it all that scary cuz 1.) the voice acting is garbage 2.) the graphics and sound effects sounded like a 8 year old made them.
in silent hill 3 nearly everything heather says sounds so real and convincing considering the situation and the amazing graphics of the monsters almost make you believe that they are real and after YOU. not heather
Da1337Man 1 month ago
@bboyestilo it was never about the graphics. It was about the linear gameplay, 2 weapon system, lack of secrets / easter eggs etc. :/
ikillx 6 months ago
@bboyestilo
i agree with some of that, though the new duke nukem forever went to far with it's sexual content to the point where it's disturbingly horrific. however yes reviewers nowadays just suck ass. like shadows of the damned was a great game even though every bigshot reviewer was all like "yeah this game sucks cause the graphics aren't great and whatnot don't bother"
MegaDoom89 6 months ago
What's awesome is how NO ONE gives a flying fuck about the reviews; it could be a -10 from every site on the planet and I'd still buy it.
DRCsyntax 7 months ago 3
Fuck the reviewers! Duke Nukem Forever is awesome.
BeavisNButtheadRock 7 months ago 4
@BeavisNButtheadRock They're just jelly bc their parents didn't let them play DN3D back then.
But tbh. DN3D is still better then DNF. But hey, it's the fucking Duke
Yggdra666 7 months ago
* plays grabbag *
☢ Start Game ☢
☢ Multiplayer ☢
☢ Load Game ☢
☢ Options ☢
☢ DUKE NUKEM FOREVER! ☢
tonyandchristina 7 months ago
Hail to the King, baby!
SirMindfuck17 7 months ago
Duke Nukem Forever is not a true Duke game!
NetherDrakeye 7 months ago
@NetherDrakeye If you wanted it to be exactly like Duke 3D, you should just have played Duke 3D with the HD mod.
pentherapy 7 months ago
Let's rock!
Killarila 7 months ago
Duke probably would juggle while standing on his hands.
Pivotisreallyfun 7 months ago
kick ass and chew bubblegum = they live
hail to the king baby = evil dead army of darkness
elmolovescookies 7 months ago