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  • Mommy and daddy need to buy him a 60,000 $ OC Chopper or 2

  • Dude has road rash, get him a tampon, I mean bandaid.

  • wuz great

  • damn..imagine him on a hayabusa..

  • tap 1 key XD

  • WTF giant scary happy face.

  • your so big and fat im not surprised you fell

  • smaller bike or wheelchair: The choice is yours!

  • Keep pressing 9 to see him flying ;)

  • PRESS 1 3 times, press 5 3 times, press 4 3 times, enjoooyyyyy

  • WHAT IF A CAR COMES AROUND HERE!!!!!! LMAO

  • you might need a smaller bike :)

  • Ok NOW your ready for a brand new cb1000rr.

  • what is so fucking funny about that

  • hows that funny...?

  • press 1 a couple of times

  • YEAH LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF LOSERS

  • that was so.......... NOT FUKING FUNNY u just wasted 4 seconds of my life

  • Merry Christmas retard:)

  • look at his mouth at 27 deep throat n eh eh ?

  • oh well, the video wasn't rly funny, but the ending ( from 0:31 ) was GREAT!

  • You should learn on a bicycle frst.

  • funny but i feel so bad for him i mean look how happy he was...i would be so happy then so upset after that...i hope hes ok....

  • omg pause at 12 13 and 14 lol i laughed my ass off for like 2 hours

  • what a dildo

  • i guess 47ccs is too much

  • is that guy a retarde? anyone?

  • hahaha im laughting som girl says what happens if a car comes around here lol

  • I wonder if Geico will give him discounts for being a retard... XD

  • dude the tape that starts at christmas morning !!! holy shit that is the funniest shit i have ever seen !!

  • i think the cam crashed the last seconds too xD xD

  • Need to govern it down some.

  • damn:) fail

  • lol that stoned laugh at the beginning cracked me up xDD

  • had the same one until i totaled it it racing a go kart lol

  • lol

  • Time to put the training wheels back on!

  • pocket rockets suck no one get one all there good for is breaking.

  • @gprsrrider691 True, unless you maintain it.

  • Lolwut?

    Yup my parents say I can only have a bike... although as far as I've seen the crashes on pocket bikes are much less damaging and pretty funny. Can't laugh at bike accidents.

    :(

  • WTF idiot How dumb u need to be for falling of that shit i was driving this when i was 6 years old?

  • i have the same one man that must have hurted

  • WOW thats just SAD!

  • put 150 rounds of bubble wrap around you and you'll be just fine (maby)

  • you iced it asshole, you should've listened to your mom....and wear a helmet next time

    you lucky dumbfuck

  • the guys face

  • i heard that lady go what if a car comes around here and think wtf are u serious...then i see this goon...and understand

  • pause it at 17 secs

  • Ha good pick up dude

  • Wats so special about 17 secs

  • Lol, nice catch :D

  • idiot driver :D

  • how u laugh is halarious

  • I love the blue at the end.

  • did it break?

  • haha his face was so funny

  • look at his face lol 5 stars

  • YOU SUCK BRO

  • he looks like johnny knoksville!?

  • not?

  • It's the truth, once your mother put the jinx on you it was all over from there. Every time in the past my mother said what if this happens, what if that happens, sure as shit it happens.

  • mayb its too much bike for him!

  • he should get on a tricycle :) !!!!!!

  • bros. : Coors light and game cube

  • ........noob

  • your twelve you shouldnt be calling your elders dumb fucks you mouthy little shit

  • @crazykurtis14 lmfao, i started laughin soo hard when you added "mouthy little shit". im not sure why but it was pretty damn funny.

  • Noone cares little kid

  • hahaha

  • Listen to his mum lol

    No riding on the streets

    and they are like 16-18 lol

    Im 14 and im aloud to ride down the ####### highway

  • shufflestation you know moms are worried and if your lets you drive on the highway she doesnt give crap about you unless you consider a drive way a highway.next time spell mom write british fggot.

  • he isn't even british you dumb fuck

  • youre point here...............

  • That you're a faggot that acts/say before you no the facts .

  • you must be 10. its suppose to be says not say and its suppose to be know not no.

  • You must be 10 LOL Greattt insult (it wasnt an insult its true) yeah save you some time, i corrected you.. take it.

  • i hate it when assholes like you think they are so tough talkin shit with a keyboard in and a computer screen in front of them when in real life they are a different person. you should shut up, turn off the computer and go back to playing gta. dont spend your time trying to insult me and correct me.

  • Dont get to insulted, you probley thought that comment will stop me from responding to you? think again..all i did was corrected your dumb self.........just take it

  • Dude, isn't that exactly what your doing? Talking shit while hiding behind a keyboard and a computer screen? Don't be a hypocrite. I know your probably gonna tell me thats what I'm doing, but I'm not talking shit...I'm pointing out hypocrisy, there's a difference.

  • fuck off mummies boy

  • im sorry but you must got it wrong mitsimad, but i have a mom not a mummie aka a dead corpse wraped in tolietpaper

  • Good comeback rcnoobie, lol

  • I know this little silly argument is from months ago, but when reading your comment, I had to say, if you're going to tell people how to spell correctly, make sure you spell words right in the comment telling them to do so....Funny thing is, you spelled more than 2 words wrong!!

  • learn how to drive dude

  • hahhahahhahhahaah XDDDDDDDDD

  • Lol i was goin 60 miles an hour on my mini bike and was doin stunts for tryout video and i f***** up and back flipped off and would have {Died without helmet} but insted woke up in feild with 3 big 5 in deep 2 foot long cuts down my back along with broken ankle wrist and my camera was rolling 15 minutes after crash wth me out but film was ruined i droped camera in a fuckin puddle cause i fell in pain!

  • learn how to roll out man

  • thats nuthing my mate went down a hill at about 70km and he lost his hat. Stupid enough he tried grabbing it. He lost control spun out and sparks went every where luckly ther was no explosion.

  • fail lol lol lllooolll lolo lo llololl

  • epic fail

  • haha fail

  • quit using the word 'your' when it should be 'you're'..learn the Queen's English - yank retards

  • FUCK THE QUEEN YOU FUCKING QUEER.

  • ya foo nobody here wants to spell things the right way dumbshit

  • merry christmas MOFO!!!

  • dummass

  • noob

  • fail..

  • hahaha

  • haha

  • lol i get mine in a few days. hopefully that won't happen to me when i get on lol.

  • oh my god!!! how did he survive that wreck

  • wtf my baby cousin has dat he can do a whelly and a stopy.

    dats no even a pocket bike dats a mini pocet bike

    trust me i have a pocket bike

  • don't worry, I'll translate:

    "What the F? My baby cousin has that. He can do a wheely and an endo. That's not even a pocket bike, it's a mini pocket bike. Trust me, I have a pocket bike."

    I know it's hard, but try and remember

    "that" has a TH in it...not a D

    and trust me....nobody will trust somebody who types like you

    As for the video...haha

    at least he can only improve...

  • asshole u nigga its street typing u wite ass nigga wouldent undrestand dat

  • LOL UR SO BLACK,

    LEMME SEE UR STREET MOVES FUCKIN POSER.

    YEA STREET TALKING IS ACCEPTABLE, BUT POSING ON THE NET?

    UR PATHETIC.

    its only because your a poorly educated pale ass bitch with no friends.

    Get a fuckin life and learn to read.

  • Poorly educated okay. I have sraight b's in my report card and you should of not talk. Insted of talking to me talk to reall people, oooo wait you cant couse your a nerd.

  • You are the gayest peron iv'e met stop replying to my commets dickhead who was even talking to you in the first place. Insted of talking to people you dum geek ass you talk to people in the computer. If you think about it you relaze that what your doing is stupid.

  • lol, u kind of lost that argumant a long time ago. but seriously, what are you gonna do? punch him through the computor?

  • Ur a dumb bitch.

  • hehe if you cant ride a 49cc thing do us all a favour and dont get a dirt bike lol

  • Im guessing 12 pack of beer and all niter

  • wtf i ride those with no handss there easy

  • much easier than deciding whehter to use "there, their, or they're" huh...

  • lmfao! what if a car came around lmfao!

  • just do a lay drift acrross the bottom of the car. if u have luck, you won't get squish by the wheels :P

  • wow...Maybe you should think about getting a bigger on like a superpocket bike

  • thats how i wrecked my super pocketbike i let of the clutch and it flew up on one wheel and i ditched it

  • well then, all I have to say is...ur an IDIOT!

  • Your like 25 years old and still being bossed around by your mom

  • a moms a mom.

  • yeah tru

  • how the hell is anyone suposed to ride such a small bike and balance

  • WHAT IF A CAR CAME ROUND HERE!!!! hahahahahaha

  • thats so fucking stupid lol how could you possibly stack that??

  • how do you fall.

  • Fail, you suck at riding that thing

  • indeed he does

  • ha i love the christmas scene at the start

  • dats funny

  • lol i've got the same bike...and first time i hopped on it...i crashed too! it's all good!

  • wow you can not ride.try riding ma 110 cc punk!!!!

  • HAHAHAH WHAT A MUG

  • noob

  • i agree.

  • Better listen to momma, she might be the one who knows best and will keep ur ass alive.

  • uhh, duh. why even put that on youtube when you could trade for a pickle

  • lol u crashed it the day u got it. what a fucked up christmas hey lololololol ho ho ho

  • lol "what if a car comes around here", "your not driving that on the street" gotta love the loving mom lookin out for her child :)

  • A puff of smoke, and there he goes.... Oh. Nevermind.

  • what if a car comes around here? then hes gunna get hit women the dudes like 20 sumthing years old? lol, do you still live with her?

  • sometimes i feel like here are fools without exception

  • stupid

  • wtf was that in the beging

  • CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • so your saying your gay emoryology???? fagot....homo shot!

  • rofl no kidding  " i was kinda hoping for a car but this works to lol

  • ahhaha u guys r that old an ur momma dont let u ride pocket bikes my mom wud let me do that like anytime i want but she strict

  • geeze man put some training wheels on or something lmao!

  • haha, I love your moms comments. There so funny, lol

  • lol nice! (i have an X1 and it is pretty hard to steer the bars hit my knees)

  • it only took 20 seconds for me to realize this was gonna be about as gay as a chris crocker video, so gay in fact that watching a chri crocker video would make me feel less gay.

  • WAT IF A CAR COMES AROUND HERE!

  • your worse than chinese drivers.

  • MAN i wiegh more than you and i can ride wayyy better,

    but sweet bike tho

  • i like how this happened on christmas, get the bike as a gift?

  • lol

  • iss that the grande prex? from that mini pocketrocket place?

  • haha u got dibbed by the cops ^^ yeh i hate ppl who call the cops on u for simply riding ur pocket bike <.< there not as noisy as a mower or whipper snipper

  • lo he couldnt even ride it

  • dumb ass noooooob

  • geez dude ur just an idiot

  • Thats why crack and pocket bike rideing dont mix

  • Oh but they do mix all pocket bike guys are on crack

  • hahahaha

  • lol

  • hows that eletrick dickhead cant u see 2stroke smoke poof

  • have police past you while you are on the bike

  • why does it suck

  • its electric

  • are they illegal