George Bush Versus Harry Potter

[gijsjeeee2]

even my cat can speak better english than you

[074August]

Funny,

Who doesn't know that Barbara Bush and Ann Cappelletti are illegitimate daughters of Aleister Crowley? They were conceived w sex magick w their mothers & Crowley, sex magician, in Paris and at Abbey of Thelema in 1924, both born in 1925. Who doesn't know Skull & Bones at Yale is a satanic cult? Bush & his satanic buddies always flash "el diablo." Haven't you ever noticed? Bush didn't want her in the WH because he thought she would take away his witch powers,

[Grahamf52]

brillant



[Alphedar11]

I rate this video a 5 "America owes Europe a big one"

[k0rps3gynd3r]

u should have been william wallace in braveheart. just saying. way better accent than old mel......

[anna2124]

Harry Potter<3

[Mrarmageddonzombies]

love it

[TVWriterGuy]

What an extraordinarily COOL accent.

[clariny90]

You can TRY and ban HP, but you shall NEVER win. HP ROCKS.

[AmethystRiverFey]

Omg is that what really happened.....lol harry potter protecting us yeah right....i wish!!!!! XD

[darian107]

lol



[ch0colatemilk]

Haha, you are fantastic.

[LlewRocksSocks]

I love your accent, this video was great

[FlareonicEternity]

thank u sir

[silviakitsune]

So that's how many illiterate presidents out of 44?

I don't know, but that'll be my rating system.

[HowlsFury]

5, girls riding stiff hard wood.

lol

[hotpotato64]

pause at 0:36 lol durrrr

[andreaseide]

try pause 20

[ToppsyKrettz23]

5 bumbling bin laden bomber beards

[tiger7577]

5 long scraggly wizard beards

[Morathor]

Gonna be honest, this is your best video in a while. You had the long hiatus, and then your comeback material was a bit beneath your standards...

I'm gonna go with, five figures flying furtively through the fog.

[ImNotBehindUrCouch]

5 fluttering pixie dusts

[BrokenLookingGlass]

That is a wizard's beard, if ever I saw one....

YES!!!

[Unaphiliated]

What to you mean QOS was barely watchable?

[Valarukar]

It's not james bond.

it's just another random action movie.

[blacksigy]

the medal is for great achievement in any field including arts like writing fiction

[jvondd]

Five Golden Snitches!

[LemonFairyLili]

Much as I love you and this video, Mark, I must say I'm a bit sad to find you think that /only/ Harry is patrolling the skies. There are other Aurors in the division, you know! :]

[0xilen0]

I've always thought I saw something in the skies.

Thanks for the headsup.;)

[abcgefp]

Why in the hell does a fiction writer deserve a medal of freedom anyways? What the fuck?

[cheerthangfan122]

lol well at least i think she did in the directors cut hahah you a goof

[ZackScott]

How dare you! Everyone knows Bush can read children books!

"Rocky Sex."

I'll just give it 5 stars.

Where have you gotten the extra time for videos lately?

[drazmod]

They don't want any of that witchcraft stuff getting in the way of torturing and murdering in the name of whatever it is they worship.

[joeeffect10]

nice

[FellowTraveller]

Mark, find some new material. buy some if you have to. you've gone down hill there fella. later FT

[FliXeRoCk107]

I laughed so much when i read this, and this video made me laugh even harder!

[kangelbaby]

lol

[OUtsidethenine4eva]

I give it five Presidential muggles out of five brah

[cal22mag]

i shall now have to kiss every english ass startng with harry potter for keeping us americans save . i had no idea . thanks for the information. i'd much rather kiss harry's girlfriend's ass but hey an ass is an as. lol

[wblstudios]

"George Bush doesn't care about witch people!"

Shut up, Kanye West.

[MarkDayComedy]

Heh.

[cursingyorick]

Harry potter isn't protecting yanks. He's in the dutch goverment, calling himself Jan Peter Balkenende.

[MarkDayComedy]

I googled him and you do have a point

[grahamkeithtodd]

i give this five(5) ill informed teabaggers on a day trip from the asylum...

[eLiMU6]

ｆｉｖｅ

politicaＬoons & pretenＤｉｐｌｏｌMATS

[greybeard55]

I give it 5, that's 5 Presidential Potter non pandering purposeful votes.

[jboldery]

"The end of Rock Sex"? LOL!

[bobpeters61]

I though the Americans had better toys to play with than the Brits. So how come Jinx needed to be rescued from a situation from which she could have easily saved herself with either of two gadgets James Bond wore as jewelry?

[pod118]

Also, I give this 5 Scot comedians living in the States.

[pod118]

Lol, razor-sharp wit as usual, Mark. Keep it up mate.

[jarjarbinks77]

5 penis pimple popping pussy penguins

[sagemslot]

Hocus Pocus George W was out of Focus

[carlover72]

"...5 points for gryffindor"

[NotDuncan]

I give this 5 illiterate Americans supplied by Bush Jr's new edumactional system.

[fogant]

good vid

[LinkinParkLivEshow]

haha i love your videos

[MarkDayComedy]

Cheers -- new one sooner than expected....

[OpalStarlight]

GO HARRY GO! 5 magical reasons why Bush isn't president anymore...

[Phelan666]

I rate five points for Gryffindor!

[Nick3889]

I knew binladen was a wizard

[hhubble]

I give your video 5 stay the courses, then deny I ever gave you 5 stay the courses, while at the same time giving you 5 more stay the courses.

[MarkDayComedy]

I was always a big fan of your telescope....

[tyrbolo]

PTerry does wizards better.

I thought Harry Potter was one of the Princes

in Endlandshire.

[montygamer]

Yaay! Someone else hates Quantum of Solice/ The other daniel Craig one!

[MarkDayComedy]

It was pretty awful, want it?

[britethorn]

60 Points for Gryffindor!

[CrazyJay537]

Lmfao: The evil wizard, Osama Bin Laden

xD

[stzach]

And least we forget, Superman was a foreigner -- I'm not even sure if he bothered to get a green card.

[Sammerkona]

Why are we still bashing Bush? Ancient history. Move on already.

[MarkDayComedy]

Because it was like a visit from an old friend..... I can't help myself. Also there was nothing on tv I wanted to watch last night.....

[Phelan666]

If less than a year ago is ancient to you, what are the Spartans, Egyptians, ect?

[xxzizlxx]

5 magical monstrosities manipulating minors minor minds :o [ told you guys id be back! ~ ]

[overdum]

5 big fat suculent....wands...

[eclipsedeed]

5 wary wishful wizards wanting wonderful winnings !

[locologan187]

one gapped earlobe, ghey.

[Naabob2]

Lmao.

Video hilarious

6*

[RockSymphonyLove]

5 Wizards Patrolling the Skies Above America.

[gydeme]

5 Englishman named Rutherford yelling at me all at once and I'm just wondering what language they're speaking

[gledalka]

lol, "really against reading"! ; ) 5 wizardly beardly stars

[jakethemusicman]

5 Magical Thwartings of Terrorism

[theruler99]

5 fictuous figures of british literature

[PiNgUBEAN]

Ill Give You Five Confused George Bush Shooting Brooms Cause Hes Too Scared Of Books :)

[tmafkap]

I would rate this video 6/6 Rockies, but they don't allow me that. So I give ye 5/5 america protecting pentagrams.

[fireflygirl246]

lol Oh Mr. Bush, to think Harry Potter has anything to do with real witchcraft shows a total misunderstanding of witchcraft and the idea of Fiction. Just because you believe wild fairytale found in a book Mr. Bush dose not mean the rest of us do.

I give this video 5 Reality checks for Mr.Bush out of 5

[MarkDayComedy]

The witches have spoken! Eye of toad -- not just for dinner any more.....

[fireflygirl246]

watch it ill turn you into a newt, don't worry you will get better :)

[sharonlb27]

It would have been something for Bush to have said he didn't want to give JK an award because they actually suck! It's unfortunate because they are written at Bush's intellectual level, so I am sure he would have loved them. I know I run the risk of being slammed, but come on. The film makers had to fill in 90% of the movies.

[Marchetti14]

there is alot u cant transfer from novel into story u turd burgler

[kanal4]

george bouush

[Craigocky]

5 wizardly beards

really glad to see u back, btw hows the boycotting scottish stuff effecting u? lol

[WarmWeatherGuy]

George Bush believes in talking snakes.

[Dimbo]

There's talking snakes in the Potter books as well.

hmmm, maybe he considers them 'Blasphamous'

I'm awarding this video 5 serpintine conversations

[Susannnnnn]

I'll give it 5 'it feels so good to see you back here making a real video'

Youtube missed you and so did I.

[crimsong19]

I'm rating this video 5 delicious goblets of butterbeer!

[DanOlooney]

whats rocky sex

[noonedude101]

Dan=epic fail

[DanOlooney]

don't worrie next time you smell shit thats just your brains

[PeDr0G]

5 Joe Wilsons

[Psycnosis]

5 sarah palin heads

[Kuksoman]

5 James Potter wizard agents...

[marniespeaks]

5 Harry Potter is the anti-Christ

aren't cha glad Bush is gone?

btw, got a link to the Queen punching out the Russian?

[Gruegirl]

5 bible-thumping-bush-wacking-bu­sh's

[tonyblack420]

5 C average presidents! out of 5

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Draco Malfoy has been given free rein in America for the past nine years. *****

[CallMeNiel]

5 Kockamamie Karaoke Knights, wait, what were we talking about?

[Zaroktheimmortal]

5 Fundies cursed by the wizards.

[itsacatch22]

5 out of 5 cut of the top of marks heads...

[Sweetlittlemystery]

5 bible bashing witchhunter generals

[j1836]

5 out of 5 Illiterate Pierre de Lancre reincarnations.

Expelliarmus!

[smalltownatheist]

5 Harry Bush

[Paxmax]

5 "make Bush eat Hagrids beard" out of 5...

[matrix6977]

5 slaps to Bush's face with wands made of C4

[BuddhaBot]

5 QUANTUM OF SOLACE WAS OK! of out 5.

[jamasianman]

5 Wizards with terrorist broomsticks aimed at things

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

5 bush cocks D:

[hellshade2]

LOL!

[plottotakethemdown]

5 bush's names George snorting crack while being watched by the evil cave bat Dick Cheney

[durge666]

5 horny mud bloods with erectile dysfunction

[livesimply]

5 Brave British Broomstick Beard Bombardment Buffers, Battling Bin-Ladin's Burka-wearing Bombers

[AshKetchum442]

five fuzzy scotsmen

[508866]

5 harry potter's raping bin lahma

[mrm1775]

5 hippogriff interceptor squadrons.

[guitar2adam]

i rate 5 nuculars

[eatpumkin090]

The combination of dry sarcasm, humor, and facial expressions make these videos so damn hilarious.

"doesn't George bush realize the only reason America hasn't been hit since 911 is because Harry Potter has been patrolling the skys above America."

[guitar2adam]

george bush was the dumbest president

[djmichaelcolucci]

5 yummy poopy cakes :)

[djmichaelcolucci]

Mmmmm

[NixuzE]

5 erect wizard wands. Peace out.

[thizizliz]

5 * for finding the real reason!

[saba66]

Bush makes shoes fly

[wonderpope]

5 broom sticks made out of you-know-who's taliban beard

[Vieteddy]

I love you.

[residentevil808]

gorge bush is the devil lol!!!!

[froman46992]

5 financial award winning wizard banks

[Dayberry]

George is a fucking child

[tengwarsenna]

I give it 5 frankly funny for forbidding fantasy former Presidents out of five.

[Totallydistortedfilm]

What the hell IS the medal of freedom?

[RustyCyler]

The American religious right is an embarrassment to my country.

Happy Blasphemy Day everyone.

[llamasausage]

happy blasphemy day to you too

[ricardas83]

O, ya, ya. Das ist good video LOL

[CaptivatedKeaton]

first !