What i find amusing is for someone to have disliked this, they would of had to sit through part 1 to 7 not liking it. Or to have clicked on the last part expecting to know all the details and context from the previous parts.
well,as long as it all has to start with death threats that have a smart yet not too revealing subject title i shall face up to the longitude of the path ahead of me all the way to the final part of my rainbowcupcakejourney that will take place at King`s Cross with Russel and a third person whos identity I will only tell the Sun magazine with a very sad look saying he got me to Boogie too.yes i did just write that much in one sentence.
@fearguis Your an idiot. If you don't like the guy, why would you even bother coming to a youtube channel featuring him? That said, I rather enjoyed the show. Also, your chosen name shows that you are a little emo kid too. I will now take this space to talk about your mother's bedsheets. Like buttered toast son, like buttered toast.
all i got to say is the same thing most of you think at situations like this if you dont like the material then why are you looking it up on youtube watching it then wasting the time it takes to be a dumb mug and comment that u dont like it.... go do one you mug and quit being a puff
I've watched about 45 minutes worth of clips of this comedian, and I have yet to see him say anything that even made me crack a smile. Could someone point me to a clip that is his "famous" bit?
@fearguis If none of this made you laugh (which is a baffling thought), then you may need to look for humor elsewhere. He really is incredibly brilliant, but may in fact not be your style.
@fearguis why? you'd think after 5 minutes maybe 10 that you would have realized you didn't find him funny. You want to laugh, you watch a funny video, if it's not funny just turn it off, if you want listen to music you don't just carry the earphones around all day because it's pointless. If you don't like russell then stop watching him, it's not normal, people don't go sprouts are disgusting but i'll just buy shit loads off them and eat them all day. No one is forcing you.
@ttttasmin Why? Because apparently a lot of people think this guy is funny. And I wonder what I'm missing out on. I'm a big fan of comedy and I was wondering if I've simply missed his good parts. But apparently, I haven't. This guy just isn't funny.
@fearguis 45 minutes? did you think that after 3/4 quarters of an hour you were suddenly going to start laughing if you hadn't done already? strange - I don't sit through crap sitcoms wondering why I'm not laughing. Russell Brand has a particularly British sarcastic style that doesn't please everyone - personally I think he's hilarious.
@oysterlovers Back in the 80s, young people thought that Andrew Dice Clay was funny. He made their parents cringe. However, he had no comedic talent whatsoever. This guy is the next generation.
@fearguis ... u make it sound like the perception of comedy is not an opinion... everyone finds different things funny. I personally think hes hilarious, but please stop trying to (mildly) emotionally hurt someone by ripping on someone they find funny. and that is what you are doing plain as day. why not let people enjoy themselves. Its not hurting anyone i promise
@KainNosforatu Apparently you haven't read too far down in this thread. The only person being attacked here is me, because I asked where this guy's funny bits are.
I'm still waiting for an answer on that one. It's not hurting anyone, I promise.
@fearguis Just speaking as a friendly stranger, here.If you don't like being attacked by pretty much everyone on YouTube, it's best not to go onto a video and insult it. Your freedom of speech does give you the right to insult something that everyone elses likes, therefore is watching, but theirs gives them the right to tell you fuck off. Some might suggest that saying something to upset everyone isn't on - Mark Twain: 'no-one has the freedom of speech to shout FIRE in a crowded theatre'
@fearguis Oh dear. One person gives you a bit of friendly advice to stop your clear transformation into one more boring, boorish youtube troll, picking fights for no reason and that's how you act ? I think you've shown me and everybody else just how intelligent you are, pairing up your response to my comment. Maybe that explains why your brain is so lacking you fail to find RB funny. I suggest you fuck off and change your attitude before you lose all your friends... if you have any that is. Bye
@fearguis Ok, YOU are clearly either a child or someone with a child's brain. Let me see, you sat through nigh on an hour and a half of something, waiting to find it funny. Clearly, you have nothing better to do. You then spend christ knows how long arguing and losing with everyone else on this wall. Clearly, you have nothing better to do. Is this is the closest you've ever got to social interaction? I'm not going to be that ANYONE you get to talk to you. If you reply to this, you prove my point
@fearguis really now?..thats is how your going to end that?...you really are childish arent you?..reading your comments it is clear to me you are a complete waste of space and a waste of a human life....also dont respond to this...i wont be contacting you again.
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@spookydog44 Haha, what a fucking tool. :) Yes, you're fat, too, then. OMG, now I understand the level of this guy's fans. No wonder you fucking idiots think this guy's funny. :)
@spookydog44 LOL, I just realized you are most likely the same little emo kid as before. :) Don't worry, you can respond from your regular account. Doing so won't really make you a fatty. I don't have that power.
@romeosdistress I agree with what you are saying but being totally anal had to point out thet the actual quote is "The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic." It is a quote by Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr and not Mark Twain. But the important word "falsely" if you ever actually find yourself in a theatre fire.
@WillShakespeare2007 I and my provenence stand corrected, thankyou! Though obviously my point was based around the important word 'falsely' even if I didn't say it myself.
@romeosdistress Yep it was obvious the "falsely" was implied in your comment. The last line of my comment was just meant to be a joke just in case my correction was a little too anal. The idea that someone would not shout fire because they misinterpreted the quote - ok perhaps I will leave the comedy to RB.
@ttttasmin Why? Because apparently a lot of people think this guy is funny. And I wonder what I'm missing out on. I'm a big fan of comedy and I was wondering if I've simply missed his good parts. But apparently, I haven't. This guy just isn't funny.
@fearguis I find him hilarious. If your sense of humor doesn't get the "funny bits" in his speech, then this is just not for you. There are many types of comedy, this one just doesn't suit your taste. That's all.
Wheres the rest??? Not exactly quqntum phyics to up load a clip.
Brilliant show, the first 10 minutes were the best (poofta, poofta, poofta). Brand seems to be the only person to out smart Johnathan Ross which is good.
hahaha I love this guy, none of my friends like him because none of them can understand half the words he uses. XD lmao (sad thing is I'm barely exaggerating)
I love him, he is amazing. Watching youtube I realize that the wierdest people on here, are the ones who would probably be my best friends if they were my age. *sigh* lol
thats true!!!he's very intelligent and has a vast vocabulary but i don't find him hard to understand because he doesn't spend the whole show talking like that lol
this whole gig was fucking PERFECT. i foolishly watched this only a week after getting my wisdom teeth out. i am now quite certain that i have ripped out ever single one of the sutures. ...not that i'm complaining, of course....
i recon he'd be a good gay bloke, maybe he is, not sugesting gays a bad thing, or acting like hims bad, if anything more blokes shud act like him. gotta love him... i dont even know im high atm... atm is at the moment, not the atm were money comes from when u put a card in it. yeah.
hahahaha nothin better than gettin cheeched and listening to russell brand.
i gree though, thats whats cool about him, he's got a bit of everything; bit of nympho, a bit of flaming, a bit of funny, and the mans practically a fuckin' genius. guys bomb as hell, i want to meet him, that'd be a kick-ass conversation.
I've been hearing about this guy for a long time, and this is the first time I've seen him. He sucks. He's a British Dane Cook; a lot of yelling and movement to cover up the fact he's just not funny.
a.k.a richiechickennugget - your comment hasn't come up on here for me i can onli see it in my inbox, thts y i havent replied directly to you. So what dont i have to do to his cock? despite the fact its a women, but hey ho. And the reason i was being nice is because i dont like causing offence to people, i try be as nice as possible, and if people show me respect i show it back, we're not all cunts in this world =]
Lol, when there was all that Andrew Saches hoopla in the papers, my nan rang my up to have a chat. When we talked about she went "Ciara, tell ya what, I wouldn't mind in the slightest if Russell Brand rang me up to tell me you'd had off with 'im". I just thought that was hili-arse.
As an aspiring comedian, I am a little hurt be that - I ain't not, never will be, a "wannabe brand" however much 'e makes me chuckle. My dear Isaac, the english is not the persuasion of any single one of us it is merely an idea spread throught all our mind cogs.
i apologise that i hurt you, honestly. I did state that i found your anecdote funny, i hope you suceed with your dream. i just thought the way you described the story sounded 'brandy.' again i apoloogise 4 upsetting you =]
Oh don't worry it's just little misss red is here at the moment so I'm a bit tetchy, my fault. I get whatcha mean though, he's up there on my influences.
Meh, I don't do sketches, I can't act for shit. I just show off really and tell everyone that they need to laugh coz I'm telling 'em a joke, do ya get me? I ain't really funny, it's all in your 'ead.
Open mic night? I dunno. I'm just saying jokes don't translate too well when written down. How you say it is quite often more important than what you actually say. Inflection is a tough thing to get across via text.
Plus, 99.9999% of all YouTube comments are written by total shitheads, and you don't want to be lumped in with that lot.
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@fuckedupspaz - nice name - i have never been to london, i apologised to the woman anyway so i dont get the point in ur comment, and i thought Londoners spoke cockney, danny dyer type, but less full on. And while were stating dumbarses you misused the ' in ova, in ur attempt to be clever =]
lets be real, richards and brand are or have been drug addicts! thats why they act how they act! its just brand is a bit more camper, like depp's character for jack!
does anyone else think that johnny depp studied russell brand for jack sparrow? really, combine keith richards with russel brand and you got jack sparrow.
That's a pretty retarded thing to say. Pirates of the Caribbean came out in 2003. That means that pre-production would've started around 2001, while Depp was perfecting the character. Brand wasn't famous then. Sparrow is based on Richards and Pepe le Pew
Seeing the ending would have rocked...but those 8 videos were hysterical. I love stand up comedy and the number of truly revolutionary comedians in the U.S. has dwindled recently, so this was a breath of fresh air. Thanks for posting!
I'm proud of Russel Brand for turning round the conception of Essex Men,
I'm truly proud of his vocabulariy and being so erudite, for discomforting US chat show hosts ... I am not proud of an intelligent man not recognising it's not big or clever to take the mickey out of older good-hearted people.
Does Russell want to stand on others shoulders and shit on their heads or stand for himself?
Hehe, notice how the first part of this series of vids has filled with comments from people who,
over the past fourty eight hours, have looked up Russel Brand for the sole purpose of complaining about how offensive they find him and his prank call with Ross.
I, on the other hand, want to say thanks for uploading this, as it's bloody funny,
Oh and to add to every-one else's comments...wheres the last part?! =P
"Russell still asked her to participate in group sex, but she always said No." . . . She fucking didn't. LOL WIN!!!
Demithegoddess 1 week ago
What i find amusing is for someone to have disliked this, they would of had to sit through part 1 to 7 not liking it. Or to have clicked on the last part expecting to know all the details and context from the previous parts.
GMatthews023 2 weeks ago
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or maybe they disliked it because it had ended!
Ekman2012 1 week ago
My cat and his cat eat the same cat food :-)
someonecanboogie 2 months ago 3
After watching soooo much of him, I have perfected my english accent, or well..his :)
MagGabCheerVball 3 months ago
nooo, i don´t want it to end!!
OhMyGodGiveMeAName 6 months ago 8
Fuck! Now I'm reading everything with a British accent... >.<
MissMarietwenty11 6 months ago 17
omg russell brand is amaziing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love him couldnt live without his comedy!
PirateGodess 8 months ago
INQQUUUIIIRRREEEEDDD hahaha. god damn i love his crazy hairdo and his madness. XD ^^
twowheelfrenzy 9 months ago 4
how he ASKED!!!!!!!!!!
Ladygagasg24 9 months ago 2
"Excuse me, sir...do you know the way to the railway station?....YOU BASTARD!" lmao, funny as hell!
hellokittyify 1 year ago 12
Marry me Russell FORGET Katy Perry...
Zoona9 1 year ago 32
@Zoona9 hey hey hey lol jk
meganimagination 10 months ago
'She fuckin' didn't' BURN!!!! Well done Russell my dear, well done!!! :D
E1e4n0rS 1 year ago 6
i think my favroite line is the same as most...he just says "She fucking dint" so nonchalantly it's hilarious..he makes any day better..
UltimateSyn 1 year ago
I wonder if Russell got inundated with gifts of Hills Science plan cat food for Morrissey lol
Annie1962 1 year ago 4
well,as long as it all has to start with death threats that have a smart yet not too revealing subject title i shall face up to the longitude of the path ahead of me all the way to the final part of my rainbowcupcakejourney that will take place at King`s Cross with Russel and a third person whos identity I will only tell the Sun magazine with a very sad look saying he got me to Boogie too.yes i did just write that much in one sentence.
searfleshjoywear 1 year ago
YOU BASTARD!
Burning0Lilac 1 year ago
STIIIIIIIL! lol
BillShotgunFilms 1 year ago
I believe i favor the last line like every one else, just the way he says "she fucking didnt" is hilarious
UltimateSyn 1 year ago 10
she brang the wrong type of cat food what an evil women !!
theguruofawsome 1 year ago 7
Those skinny jeans make me want to do bad things to him ;))
Ilovemcrkaitlyn 1 year ago 10
@fearguis Your an idiot. If you don't like the guy, why would you even bother coming to a youtube channel featuring him? That said, I rather enjoyed the show. Also, your chosen name shows that you are a little emo kid too. I will now take this space to talk about your mother's bedsheets. Like buttered toast son, like buttered toast.
MultiTequilaSunrise 1 year ago 11
all i got to say is the same thing most of you think at situations like this if you dont like the material then why are you looking it up on youtube watching it then wasting the time it takes to be a dumb mug and comment that u dont like it.... go do one you mug and quit being a puff
om3n456 1 year ago
There are no need for thesauruses. There is Russell Brand. Meandered, pondered, inquired. hahah.
Ridiculaus <3 :)
Jingely 1 year ago 9
I've watched about 45 minutes worth of clips of this comedian, and I have yet to see him say anything that even made me crack a smile. Could someone point me to a clip that is his "famous" bit?
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis If none of this made you laugh (which is a baffling thought), then you may need to look for humor elsewhere. He really is incredibly brilliant, but may in fact not be your style.
maddiferr 1 year ago 4
@fearguis why? you'd think after 5 minutes maybe 10 that you would have realized you didn't find him funny. You want to laugh, you watch a funny video, if it's not funny just turn it off, if you want listen to music you don't just carry the earphones around all day because it's pointless. If you don't like russell then stop watching him, it's not normal, people don't go sprouts are disgusting but i'll just buy shit loads off them and eat them all day. No one is forcing you.
ttttasmin 1 year ago 5
@ttttasmin Why? Because apparently a lot of people think this guy is funny. And I wonder what I'm missing out on. I'm a big fan of comedy and I was wondering if I've simply missed his good parts. But apparently, I haven't. This guy just isn't funny.
Does that make sense to you now, cupcake?
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis 45 minutes? did you think that after 3/4 quarters of an hour you were suddenly going to start laughing if you hadn't done already? strange - I don't sit through crap sitcoms wondering why I'm not laughing. Russell Brand has a particularly British sarcastic style that doesn't please everyone - personally I think he's hilarious.
oysterlovers 1 year ago
@oysterlovers Back in the 80s, young people thought that Andrew Dice Clay was funny. He made their parents cringe. However, he had no comedic talent whatsoever. This guy is the next generation.
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis ... u make it sound like the perception of comedy is not an opinion... everyone finds different things funny. I personally think hes hilarious, but please stop trying to (mildly) emotionally hurt someone by ripping on someone they find funny. and that is what you are doing plain as day. why not let people enjoy themselves. Its not hurting anyone i promise
KainNosforatu 1 year ago
@KainNosforatu Apparently you haven't read too far down in this thread. The only person being attacked here is me, because I asked where this guy's funny bits are.
I'm still waiting for an answer on that one. It's not hurting anyone, I promise.
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis Just speaking as a friendly stranger, here.If you don't like being attacked by pretty much everyone on YouTube, it's best not to go onto a video and insult it. Your freedom of speech does give you the right to insult something that everyone elses likes, therefore is watching, but theirs gives them the right to tell you fuck off. Some might suggest that saying something to upset everyone isn't on - Mark Twain: 'no-one has the freedom of speech to shout FIRE in a crowded theatre'
romeosdistress 1 year ago
@romeosdistress You're right, it does.... so... fuck off. :) See how that works?
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis Oh dear. One person gives you a bit of friendly advice to stop your clear transformation into one more boring, boorish youtube troll, picking fights for no reason and that's how you act ? I think you've shown me and everybody else just how intelligent you are, pairing up your response to my comment. Maybe that explains why your brain is so lacking you fail to find RB funny. I suggest you fuck off and change your attitude before you lose all your friends... if you have any that is. Bye
romeosdistress 1 year ago 5
@romeosdistress Yes, you're a very friendly person. Go cut yourself, child. :)
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis Ok, YOU are clearly either a child or someone with a child's brain. Let me see, you sat through nigh on an hour and a half of something, waiting to find it funny. Clearly, you have nothing better to do. You then spend christ knows how long arguing and losing with everyone else on this wall. Clearly, you have nothing better to do. Is this is the closest you've ever got to social interaction? I'm not going to be that ANYONE you get to talk to you. If you reply to this, you prove my point
romeosdistress 1 year ago
@romeosdistress If you reply to this, you're fat.
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis really now?..thats is how your going to end that?...you really are childish arent you?..reading your comments it is clear to me you are a complete waste of space and a waste of a human life....also dont respond to this...i wont be contacting you again.
spookydog44 1 year ago
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@spookydog44 Haha, what a fucking tool. :) Yes, you're fat, too, then. OMG, now I understand the level of this guy's fans. No wonder you fucking idiots think this guy's funny. :)
fearguis 1 year ago
@spookydog44 LOL, I just realized you are most likely the same little emo kid as before. :) Don't worry, you can respond from your regular account. Doing so won't really make you a fatty. I don't have that power.
fearguis 1 year ago
@romeosdistress I agree with what you are saying but being totally anal had to point out thet the actual quote is "The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic." It is a quote by Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr and not Mark Twain. But the important word "falsely" if you ever actually find yourself in a theatre fire.
WillShakespeare2007 1 year ago
@WillShakespeare2007 I and my provenence stand corrected, thankyou! Though obviously my point was based around the important word 'falsely' even if I didn't say it myself.
romeosdistress 1 year ago
@romeosdistress Yep it was obvious the "falsely" was implied in your comment. The last line of my comment was just meant to be a joke just in case my correction was a little too anal. The idea that someone would not shout fire because they misinterpreted the quote - ok perhaps I will leave the comedy to RB.
WillShakespeare2007 1 year ago
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@ttttasmin Why? Because apparently a lot of people think this guy is funny. And I wonder what I'm missing out on. I'm a big fan of comedy and I was wondering if I've simply missed his good parts. But apparently, I haven't. This guy just isn't funny.
Does that make sense to you now, cupcake?
fearguis 1 year ago
@fearguis I find him hilarious. If your sense of humor doesn't get the "funny bits" in his speech, then this is just not for you. There are many types of comedy, this one just doesn't suit your taste. That's all.
zagratia 1 year ago
oh 'enry! You were only tryin to 'elp!! Ya just wanted things to be clean dint ya...and ive made em dirtier than ever!!
BENJITOXIC 1 year ago 2
can you put up the rest
stitch111795 1 year ago
sorry, wheres the rest?
Uncaught123 1 year ago
Hahaha she fuckin didn't ;)
needdamoreoftht 1 year ago
please put up the rest :(
movinon5 1 year ago 3
those pants and that hair are nothing short of LEGENDARY
nosebone69 1 year ago 2
Thanks fo posting it, brilliant!
velvetfog 1 year ago 3
He is such a lovely man and I hope he is happy now with KP.
TheMaredyl 1 year ago 2
--WHERE'S-- the rest? :o
3eau2aniel 1 year ago 5
AAAAAAAAAASSSKKEDDD!! :D
XxXHeavenElevenXxX 1 year ago 5
"Ridiculaus". I love that word now, I might start using it if it doesn't become trademarked or copyrighted hahaha.
xZakuAbumiFanx 1 year ago 3
where is the rest of it????
ivonnestephany2009 2 years ago
Hahahaa thanks to Russell Brand i learn atleast 5 new big words at the end of his shows :D
PieGoddess7 2 years ago 8
ahhah..that's funny..I did too..humour and education..brilliant..xDD
anatinoni 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure there's supposed to more... May I ask where it is?
HavokAddict 2 years ago 7
yeah were ?!
ShinDragonForce 1 year ago
LOL
Thanks for posting!
tidewater 2 years ago 4
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Wheres the rest??? Not exactly quqntum phyics to up load a clip.
Brilliant show, the first 10 minutes were the best (poofta, poofta, poofta). Brand seems to be the only person to out smart Johnathan Ross which is good.
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brightlights456X 2 years ago
Quqntum phyics That's like, way more complex than quantum physics
hardpack187 2 years ago 4
@ hardpack187,
Ooohhh shut up you tart. You knew what I meant.
brightlights456X 2 years ago
I'm just busting your chops some. No worries
hardpack187 2 years ago
@hardpack187
LOL:D
brightlights456X 1 year ago
i cried laughing through this show, i love russel :D
and <3 his face @ "she fucking didn't"
ScottishPride3608 2 years ago 6
"she fucking didn't"
cypress8blade 2 years ago 11
laggy this 1
goblex2 2 years ago
Where's the rest?
Kogerii 2 years ago 5
ASKEDDDD loooool
MizHafHaf 2 years ago 2
hahaha I love this guy, none of my friends like him because none of them can understand half the words he uses. XD lmao (sad thing is I'm barely exaggerating)
I love him, he is amazing. Watching youtube I realize that the wierdest people on here, are the ones who would probably be my best friends if they were my age. *sigh* lol
legacybaby 2 years ago 22
thats true!!!he's very intelligent and has a vast vocabulary but i don't find him hard to understand because he doesn't spend the whole show talking like that lol
MizHafHaf 2 years ago 12
he then FLEW!!! into a tantrum because she bought the wrong cat food.
-pause-
That is true, acctually
XD
Hozzas 2 years ago 20
this whole gig was fucking PERFECT. i foolishly watched this only a week after getting my wisdom teeth out. i am now quite certain that i have ripped out ever single one of the sutures. ...not that i'm complaining, of course....
neddymuldoon 2 years ago 13
hahaha laughing with wisdom teeth out is terrible... made the same mistake :(
wdxdino 2 years ago
she always said no," looks at crowd, "she fuckin didnt". lol that was awesum!
TheMattKinsman 2 years ago 155
Russel asked her to participate in group sex but she always said "No",
She fucking didn't.
foamyfan666 2 years ago 132
lololol "she fukkin didn't"
cherylxoxo 2 years ago 10
i recon he'd be a good gay bloke, maybe he is, not sugesting gays a bad thing, or acting like hims bad, if anything more blokes shud act like him. gotta love him... i dont even know im high atm... atm is at the moment, not the atm were money comes from when u put a card in it. yeah.
LolliePopRockz 2 years ago 9
hahahaha nothin better than gettin cheeched and listening to russell brand.
i gree though, thats whats cool about him, he's got a bit of everything; bit of nympho, a bit of flaming, a bit of funny, and the mans practically a fuckin' genius. guys bomb as hell, i want to meet him, that'd be a kick-ass conversation.
JohnathenParadox 2 years ago 7
what do you prefer when you got the munchies?
ninjawraith17 2 years ago
haha she fuckin did'int
cragnog 2 years ago 4
exuse me du yu no the way 2 da railway station? YOU BASTARD LOOOL
mafiabwoi 2 years ago
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I've been hearing about this guy for a long time, and this is the first time I've seen him. He sucks. He's a British Dane Cook; a lot of yelling and movement to cover up the fact he's just not funny.
Level9Lime 2 years ago
looooolllllllllll
"she fukin didn't"
refforendum 2 years ago 8
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i guess this is fucking twitter now faggots.
xxlpulselxx 2 years ago
funny guy..
caspargrindcore 2 years ago
I'm decided, I'm going to buy his book! Lol, he's just so dashingly inappropriate. <3
sadbrwneyes989 2 years ago 15
I read it twice and i have only ever bought 3 books in my life that ive ever read,
Yes.
03Dmartin 2 years ago 2
Err where's part 9? or the rest of 8, still funny as fuck tho xD
Crispy329 2 years ago 4
a.k.a richiechickennugget - your comment hasn't come up on here for me i can onli see it in my inbox, thts y i havent replied directly to you. So what dont i have to do to his cock? despite the fact its a women, but hey ho. And the reason i was being nice is because i dont like causing offence to people, i try be as nice as possible, and if people show me respect i show it back, we're not all cunts in this world =]
isaac2k9 2 years ago
"she fucking didnt" i love that end to it haha..
Oamaru4life 2 years ago 12
Lol, when there was all that Andrew Saches hoopla in the papers, my nan rang my up to have a chat. When we talked about she went "Ciara, tell ya what, I wouldn't mind in the slightest if Russell Brand rang me up to tell me you'd had off with 'im". I just thought that was hili-arse.
ciaracustard 2 years ago 2
any reason you had to tell us that story via the use of Russells words lol
isaac2k9 2 years ago
lol, I thought it was funny.
ciaracustard 2 years ago
i thought the story was funny, but it was like a wannabe brand telling me it, so i couldnt take it seriously :)
isaac2k9 2 years ago
As an aspiring comedian, I am a little hurt be that - I ain't not, never will be, a "wannabe brand" however much 'e makes me chuckle. My dear Isaac, the english is not the persuasion of any single one of us it is merely an idea spread throught all our mind cogs.
xx
ciaracustard 2 years ago 2
i apologise that i hurt you, honestly. I did state that i found your anecdote funny, i hope you suceed with your dream. i just thought the way you described the story sounded 'brandy.' again i apoloogise 4 upsetting you =]
isaac2k9 2 years ago
Oh don't worry it's just little misss red is here at the moment so I'm a bit tetchy, my fault. I get whatcha mean though, he's up there on my influences.
ciaracustard 2 years ago
little miss red? i wont ask lol :)
isaac2k9 2 years ago
It's that time of the month darling :)
ciaracustard 2 years ago
ohhhhh, ok then haha silly me :P, you should do a comedy sketch and post it online, let me see if ur good :P
isaac2k9 2 years ago
Meh, I don't do sketches, I can't act for shit. I just show off really and tell everyone that they need to laugh coz I'm telling 'em a joke, do ya get me? I ain't really funny, it's all in your 'ead.
ciaracustard 2 years ago
yh i get you aha :)
isaac2k9 2 years ago
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richiechickennuggets 2 years ago
If you're an aspiring comedian, you should perhaps consider using a means other than YouTube comments to make your comedic style known.
hardpack187 2 years ago
Very good advice. What "means" would you recommend my friend?
ciaracustard 2 years ago
Open mic night? I dunno. I'm just saying jokes don't translate too well when written down. How you say it is quite often more important than what you actually say. Inflection is a tough thing to get across via text.
Plus, 99.9999% of all YouTube comments are written by total shitheads, and you don't want to be lumped in with that lot.
hardpack187 2 years ago 3
Sure. Thanks mate.
ciaracustard 2 years ago
@isaac2k9
you know ova' people do speak like russell. london types? dumbarse.
fuckedupspaz123 2 years ago
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@fuckedupspaz - nice name - i have never been to london, i apologised to the woman anyway so i dont get the point in ur comment, and i thought Londoners spoke cockney, danny dyer type, but less full on. And while were stating dumbarses you misused the ' in ova, in ur attempt to be clever =]
isaac2k9 2 years ago
lets be real, richards and brand are or have been drug addicts! thats why they act how they act! its just brand is a bit more camper, like depp's character for jack!
hellviewsbitch 2 years ago 2
SEN-FUCKING-SATIONAL :)
highflyer2690 2 years ago
"She fuckin' didn't."
xD Ahahahahaha.
LifeisaGlitch 2 years ago 3
does anyone else think that johnny depp studied russell brand for jack sparrow? really, combine keith richards with russel brand and you got jack sparrow.
loudlover 2 years ago
i always say that when i watch pirates of the caribien
harrispud 2 years ago
rumor has it he might be cast in pirates of the caribbean 4
MrTwiky 2 years ago 3
thatd be freakin awesome!
jf86048 2 years ago
hey was cast, but hes doing another movie so he cant anymore
cocoabewhere 2 years ago
damn. thats not right. He kicks the crap outta Johnny's Jack Sparrow
jf86048 2 years ago
What film is he doing?
Piercedpixie56 2 years ago
@loudlover
That's a pretty retarded thing to say. Pirates of the Caribbean came out in 2003. That means that pre-production would've started around 2001, while Depp was perfecting the character. Brand wasn't famous then. Sparrow is based on Richards and Pepe le Pew
listentokingme 2 years ago
well maybe russell copped off of jack sparrows style. all i mean is that they are very similar, to the point of a lot of people noticing.
loudlover 2 years ago
Great. Thanks.
LeonVerhulst 2 years ago 3
Thanks for taking all the time and care to get this hilarious shit out there
yalls0mebitches 2 years ago 5
oh no's.. he ASKED!!!! o.o
lol i <3 Russell
westiegirlxoxo 2 years ago
Thanks for posting this! It's brilliant!
PhoenixLegends99 2 years ago
LMFAO! Thank you ever so much for posting this, it's definitely made my night!
xXbreathofsunshineXx 2 years ago
Has he released this on DVD? if so where can I get it???
Cheers
neonheartrock 2 years ago
"she fucking didn't" Hahahahaha I don't think it could have had a better ending though I do wish it finished properly but that's all g
2Juicy4Tuti 2 years ago 15
It would still be good to have the end dude...
It's fucking Russell Brand!
18091993 2 years ago 7
THANK U :D
ShadwoMalik 2 years ago 2
Ya same here i watch from start to finish!! i wish i could find the one of him in new york though :(
ShadwoMalik 2 years ago 2
I have a recording of the live in NY but it has comercials and everything and i cant figure how to edit it out :( Id like to post it though
jacksparrowismyluvr 2 years ago 2
This channel has them up last I checked xfusee
LastShredi 2 years ago
He's so funny. I watched the whole thing and it was amazing. Thanks for posting this!
xXxSTARLESSEYESxXx 2 years ago 12
that was a greatly timed ending! I'm still laughing my ass off about it
Devabbi 2 years ago 6
"she fuckin didnt"
haha epic. i watched the whole thing, and even though at times it wasnt great, he's still brilliant to listen to.
V19torrent 2 years ago 8
his latest new york preformance is even better
ohinedich92 2 years ago 3
do you know where i can watch it?
or what it's called?
RickJamesBitch1212 2 years ago
really? is it on youtube?
V19torrent 2 years ago
Seeing the ending would have rocked...but those 8 videos were hysterical. I love stand up comedy and the number of truly revolutionary comedians in the U.S. has dwindled recently, so this was a breath of fresh air. Thanks for posting!
arsj2008 2 years ago 7
That is so clearly NOT the end of the show.
Fail.
drtazzle 2 years ago
I'm proud of Russel Brand for turning round the conception of Essex Men,
I'm truly proud of his vocabulariy and being so erudite, for discomforting US chat show hosts ... I am not proud of an intelligent man not recognising it's not big or clever to take the mickey out of older good-hearted people.
Does Russell want to stand on others shoulders and shit on their heads or stand for himself?
jazzhag 2 years ago
wheres the end??
MacKiwi15 2 years ago
Oh, I'm a girl who " might " fancy him =p
I'd love to get back stage with him yummy Brand! ( I constantly have to remind myself that he's too old for me LOL )
tommyhotie 3 years ago 9
Im a guy, bi sure, but still, he's so damn sexy!!!
I wouldn't mind any time with him :)
InsainAnarchist 2 years ago 6
lol, i love the last line... so funny ^^
buniluva91 3 years ago 6
wheres the end of it??
iloveit87 3 years ago 6
Love him.
Raaawwrr 3 years ago 6
SSSSTTTIILLL!!!!!!
SamAndJorjOnRS 3 years ago
man i love him sooooooooo much!!
gymnast1052 3 years ago 7
LEGEND!
lewisl1394 3 years ago 9
I want to fuck him, in his bum hole.
Thank you.
methepasss 3 years ago 2
"MEANDERED!! PONDERED!! INQUIRED!!" this is guy is fantastic.
NegiTheVampire 3 years ago 14
This has been flagged as spam show
Are you going to upload the rest of it?
YOU... cunt.
Stenwhicke 3 years ago
I know you're joking, but it's kinda hard to convey that in writing:P sounds a bit harsh
EedDeryi 2 years ago
Thanks his awesome :D
lightpower 3 years ago
russell is sooo cool
theLAZYcloud 3 years ago 5
Hes quality!!
A complete LEGEND
partyboyedd 3 years ago 4
love him! and i sincerely hope he comes to australia, because he has alot of fans out there.. 1. for being funny. 2. for being extremely hot
psychoticlammington 3 years ago 8
ahhh agreed!!!!
ayxjay 3 years ago 4
russell is such a nice guy wish there where more men like him, thanks for uploading!
060188bd 3 years ago 3
thanks for cheering me up on a rainy day when I'm in bed with nothing more exciting that a cold.
gaforb 3 years ago 4
Where's the rest of it?
tornandbruised 3 years ago 9
Hehe, notice how the first part of this series of vids has filled with comments from people who,
over the past fourty eight hours, have looked up Russel Brand for the sole purpose of complaining about how offensive they find him and his prank call with Ross.
I, on the other hand, want to say thanks for uploading this, as it's bloody funny,
Oh and to add to every-one else's comments...wheres the last part?! =P
Cheers!
MidnighWolf 3 years ago 22
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my god this man look like a pedo.... as well as totally gay...secretly lol ...looking at him is more funny than his dry jokes. ha ha ha
rogercliff1971 3 years ago
Sure does get plenty girls considering hes a "gay" "pedo"!!
Grow up
partyboyedd 3 years ago 3
also secretly hiden away from every one the question of your sexuality lingures.
reflex1119 3 years ago 2
Thanks loads for posting all these. :)
slavelucy 3 years ago 2