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  • im really loving the whole collar shirt with tie and a hoodie, classy yet laidback. <3

  • I watched your vids all night long man they are sooo entertaining!!!

  • keeps pausing.

    snake!

  • I feel like I just literally came out of the movie theatre. Love your work, dude!

  • hey this is random but can you show us your entertainment center??

  • :p somewhere else its already 2000.

  • i like guys who has swagger and confidence, who would want to be with an bad guy anyways, i like an little bit of flavor, i dont want an Xcon lurking around me...:3

  • hey how old was you in 1999?

  • WTF?! THIS HAPPENED TO ME! ZOMG GAHHHH

  • You tell, the best stories, lol. You seem like an awesome dude, I respect you very much.

  • My friend and I use that MVC3 quote so much, thanks for the amazing quote.

  • oh you really look good on this video .. yeah you look always good im sorry haha

  • hahahahaha "Hollaaaa!!! WEST SIDEEE!" lmfao, you are sooo funny =)

    Sooo, lemme get this straight: What exactly went down under that water? Did you finger her or something ???

  • U have the best stories eva

  • Dude you just turned my really bad day at work around with your awesome skills, your a great entertianer, don't stop doing what your doing dude!!

  • hey how old are you?:)

  • lol how they jumped in the pool...wow lol

  • wow....

  • Marvel vs Capcom 3 LOL, Bosssssssss.

  • 4:09 is That Stewie to the bottem left coner of the hotub Bubbles LOL

  • OREgon trail!!!!!!!

  • tell her boyfriend hahahahaha classic

  • best vid everrr

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  • I love U r Vids !!!....- u always get the point !!!!

    greets from Germany ;)

  • LOL your vids are sooo freakin awesome lmfao.

  • i really like the whole tie and hoodie action you got goin on there

  • Your story's are very very interesting :D

  • Dude~ you just need to go ahead and write a book or a screenplay or somethin'...'cause comin' from someone who is probably older than your average viewer...you've got REAL talent! I could just watch your videos for hours...way better than most of the other stuff you find on here. KUDOS!!!! Keep it comin, 'cause we're ready and waitin' for your new stuff alllllll the time!~ Peace

  • @MSKCBG ~ I love comments like that haha thaahnks man; well keep your popcorn on standby because for all we know-- a book or screenplay might already be completed ^_^ jus sayin

  • I love when people comment on their own videos instead of just ignoring comments =D

  • @swoozie06 When I first subscribed to your channel I DID watch your videos for hours. You are so incredibly likable and charismatic. And it's all so genuine. I think your wonderful and I love all your videos. Keep it up ;) I'm sure we're going to see amazing things from you in the future.

  • @swoozie06 is it going to be like a real movie, or like 3 hours of you sitting in a chair talking? I mean, I'd watch it ether way, i just wanna know. lol.

  • oh yeah that game is full of it!

  • hey swoozie wuts ur psn

  • you rock

    keep it up ;)

  • swoozie reminds me of Louis from Left 4 dead in this video.

  • He does resemble him a little bit with the tie and shirt lol

  • @djAngel0w LOL

    racist

  • marvel vs campcom 3 haahaahaahhahhahahahhaahahaaha­ahah

  • marry me?

  • so do u play xbox or ps3 or both?

  • @anzo626 ~ both :)

  • Well... I really should be on the straight and narrow road too.. But.. I guess I celebrated your 10 year ann for you!! I'll have to tell you the story in a message later.

  • @swoozie06  wow how old were you then

  • @swoozie06 Yo add me on PS3 ? the names generaltoast215

  • @swoozie06 Funny you bring up Marvel Vs Capcom 3.... Swoozie you should let me add you on PS3 D: if you have Marvel Vs Capcom 2 i'll totally take you on :D and probably lose.

  • @swoozie06 u GOT to gimme ur PS3 Gamertag :o

  • @swoozie06 what one do you like better or play more

  • LOL!!! Omg yu tell the best stories!! And yur such an inspiration. Thank you Swoozie for maken good HALLARIOUS clean PG videos that people can enjoy and are all real which iz even cooler. I mean maybe this one wuznt so PG lol but yu get the picture. ;) I've seen like all yur videos and wen yu were on WCG Ultimate Gamer. I rooted for yu btw lol srry yu didn't make it. But there's alwyz next time. God bless you and I hope I can meet yu one day! ;)

  • @CFamousAM ~ thanks a lot man; I think this video would fit in the PG rating. Actually if the ESRB had to rate this vid- it might even fall into E for Everyone hahah

  • LOL. yea i no right. Actually now that i think about it, almost half of ur videos are like that. haha maybe more ^_^ but every single one iz halarious and soo kool =] wuts awesome is yu can keep me lmbo for hours without sayin nasty or crued things. yur just funny and yu dnt need to curse or anything. thats talent and reall inspiring. thnx man from one Christian to another, thnk you and keep the videos comin. :}

    CrIs FaMouS

  • Haha, I totally would've freaked the hell out if I saw that. Parents, police, I would just go in my room and pretend it never happend :o

  • Pure awesomeness =) - 5 stars

  • Lol- amazing , You have to make one for 2010

  • hahahaha awesome vid dude

  • I love the way you tell stories. lol @ 4:03. "In fact we're already in the hot tub".

  • The girls do like the actions that the guy puts on they can be bad or good depending on the move depends on the reaction but you had a crazy new years foreal all i got to say is WOOOWZZZERS

  • omg swoozie me and a couple of friends where walking down the street and i targeted in the corner of my eye a candy shop names "Swoozie's". i stopped everyone so i can take pics and they all thought i was crazy! but its so funny i dunno ho to get the pics off my phone tho so i can send them to you :((((

  • swoozie l used to tell ma frndz abut u and they thought u were just sum looser who likes the camera then l downloaded your stories on ma ipod, l showed them now they cant stop talkin about u......... DUDE UR PLAN IS WORKIN.

  • dude between today and yesterday i watched all of your story vlogs. I discovered the one where you raced the cop. Great stuff keep it coming.

  • Man.... Dude went from keeping his hands to himself in a hot tube to waking up wit a girl on each side. But yeah Swooz i bet that possible charge scared the crap out you

  • dang swoozie

  • yeah it keep freezing every couple of secs evev though its loaded

  • I FULLY agree!

    There's no other lifestyle, nothing that the devil can offer me that can even be compared to living saved!

    God's way is not just right, it's better!!!

  • weird... mine stops to load every 10 seconds , even though the video is loaded already :(

  • hey swoozie its k3mmzZ1l the PS3 fiend i just wanted to say cool vidz man

  • lol preview of marvel vs capcom 3

  • Lol awesome video :)

    love all ya videos man

  • Dood I did the exact same thing on new year's eve 1999... I Told this girl I had the craziest crush that I loved her(mistake). Then I ran around my house and unplugged all my electronics, just in case the Decepticons came around and turned them all against me, or just in case they might all spontaneuosly combust. Then I stood in the middle of my park, so my house wouldn't fall on me in the ensuing 10.0 magnitude earthquake.

    This is goin straight to the favorites list. Whoop Whoop! XD 5*****

  • @KNWProductions oh wow- bro you had me seriously laughing out loud when you said you unplugged your electronics so they wouldn't turn into decepticons!! tooo funny. Thumbs up my man

  • Ya man...I even locked my dreamcast in my staircase closet. It had come out the september of that year, and I was sure it the center of some super secret Japanese robot terrorist takeover conspiracy. I was convinced that as the clock struck midnight it was gonna transform it into some sort of Voltron looking killing machine, and the Japanese were finally gonna enslave us all!!! haha

  • LMAO!!! decepticons

  • dude only thing that i argue against the whole world ending and crap is that wouldnt it happen sometime before new years eve in north america cause its already the next day somewhere else. and just to say how do you think i feel living in vancouver when there supose to be a like 9.0 earthquake sopose to happen anytime from now to under 200 years from now. really its like i hear rumbling from the distance and i quickly check for somewhere to run just in case.

  • spooning..he did "it" O.o? with the pic shown..who wouldnt do that girl...but of course im trying to get someone to liking me so i wouldnt..now lol

  • no- he just cuddled with them... thats all nice and harmless like

  • awe thats soo cute

  • New year's eve is my birthday !

    I'll be turning 15.

    You gota to give me a shout-out, Swooz !!

    It would make my liiife.

    My name is Distinee, just a lil FYI.

    Hahah.

  • great videos very entertaining

    keep em comin :)

  • wooooo wait a minute swooz, are you insinuating that the guy who at the end spoon with two hawt chick won over you and your couzin who had both give under water pleasure to hawt chick in the hottub, this is insane dude ... you MUST review your priority man ... this is madness

  • NO..THIS IS SPARTA

    (i soo had to do it)

  • lol @punkyemoking yup; well 'theoldmage' Shane seemed to have fun but on my end it was a one way street - then the panic that followed- I didnt elaborate; tried to keep it humorous but i was seriously worried about the idea of this girls bf showing up at my house or even Laurens mom finding out and not to mention feeling terrible about the fact that she wasn't single etc. Where as Harry's situation was a veryyy carefree/stress free one that lasted much longer ;)

  • well...what was harry's situation :) do tell..either in video or a long message..either way..im goin through it from start to end

  • well if you choose quantity over quality i can understand your point of view !!! :P

  • 5 Stars as always.

  • I want this =(

  • NEW SWOOZIE VIDS(as i never saw these yet) FTW

  • Love your v-logs Adande I know a whole but of people that would take far worse advantage of the situation it ended up pretty well lol and the tie look fabulous ;)

  • lol in dec . 1999 i was 6 .. who knows wat i was doing lol playing with babrie's lol dolls ,, elmo watching cartoons or somethign lol.. damn iv'e coem a long way ...

  • Great story. Things got pretty wild huh lol.

  • Good video, man. Keep it up!

  • That was a great ending with the "nice guy" having the most fun out of everyone :)

  • hmm about 9 or 10 years ago... were you like 16?? or 17??

  • dude, "i love my life" hahahaha.

    swoozie i love these vids :D

  • @Rjhoops92 - thanks boss; tell a friend to tell a friend. We're doing it big in 2010!!

  • hey swoozie u are an inspiration to me. Plz gimme a shoutout. thx so much dude

  • RESPONSE 2 UR RESPONSE. yes yes we can all admit that we love to hear about other pplz personnel turmoil so we don't feel bad things only happen to us, but i know i do but i can't speak 4 every1 who watchs ur videos but theres a platonic luv here and i want 2 here that u don't always get the short end of the stick.

  • funny vid. yet again

    oh and Ultimate Gamer is now showing in Aus here. I just saw the drifting episode, awesome skills but she let you down man

  • cool story homes. always the best

  • Dude.. Your my role model man...

  • so damn good storys :P Keep it up!

  • r userious?? let him come to ur house and give him a beat down.. not to fight for her but to teach him a lesson.. and wow.. stupid slut gets drunk and cries!!! LOL!!! i feel sorry for u.. sad stories!!!

  • wait.. i thought u like lauren..???

  • ur still crazy! crazy FUNNY!!!! LOL!!!!

    on dec. 31 1999.. i was on the phone with my BF then and he was gonna ask me out to be his girl..

  • congratz on your 10 year man :D

  • thanks for the shoutout man. Great video.

  • Dude swoozie.....

    you are my inspiration man

    thanks for the funny story and the good lesson dude

  • win.

  • swoozie you naughty boy

  • dude swoozie. BECAUSE OF YOU ive been goin to this lil church youth group man. and i gotta say its pretty fun. the minister is kinda cute...

  • Ew!!! hookin up with the minister

  • its totally a girl, lol

  • Swoozie man fix your tie!!!!! I keep looking at it and the video isnt even half way done 0.0

  • That's why his cool!

  • @PurpleMario411 - I learned how to tie tie's on youtube haha. But yes, like Kegozen said, the look was definitely not intended to look 'neat' . That'd be kind of crazy if I used the wardrobe in this video as a silent analogy wouldn't it? A layer of hooded attire over what would seem like 'nice' clothing and a wrist band. An "at ease" nice guy with a sprinkle o danger- hummm crazy i tell ya. That is if it was done on purpose ^_~

  • I got you Swoozie nice vid by the way

  • great vid swooz man

  • the good guy thing is working for u... but gotta have the bad guy sometimes. wink wink

  • LOL totally random but i think u talked to my ex gf on myspace like she had a picture that said bad girl.. and u messaged her saying good bad girl lol...

  • yeah new years!!!!!!!!!!

  • PARTYYYYYYY WEST SIDEE!!

  • haha 3:47

    ha wow 5:42

    ha omg 6:00 to funny i know u had to laugh

    haha 11:34 lets her steal your family haha

    best parts

    ha i love my life

  • omg i was waiting for another video for like a long time man. but thanks for the upload. it just makes my day alot brighter

  • nice vid man... it had me crackin up lol..

  • that is classic swoozie rite there lol

  • @magucsteel14 - that's exACTLY what I thought the first time I watched this after it was fully edited ;)

  • uum... yea i think i want that.

    yo swooz your life is like mad crazy and i luvz ur vids yo... just keep doin what you do

  • 11:20 she wanted a gang bang..hahaha

  • @swoozie I dunno... My life seems like nothing compared to yours.......

  • <3 ♥

  • hey swooz I have some things to ask/tell

    Where do you live. cause ur life sounds awesome. A lot better than the average Joe's life...

    How do you meet all these people?

    What....do you do for a living? I mean, I know you used to be a lifeguard and you are a pro gamer but......I mean....there aren't tournaments all the time.....

    And did you graduate from high school/university

    And is it normal for people to be depressed when they hear about your life? Cause I am depress now..

  • @Robinsilk - I live in Florida within a few miles from Disney. The majority of my crazier stories, Airplane girl, first kiss, hot girls can be ice cold, they are things that I'm thrown into for the most part. I believe the coincidence folder is out the window @ this point. As for what I do, I compete, host & MC. Those pay pretty well. I finished high school & studied computer animation afterwards. Don't feel depressed. I'll share my perspective on all this craziness at some point in a future vid

  • kk

    It's just that....I live in Italy. And my parents don't really see a future in Video Games. They said okay okay, maybe it'll be a good job till you're 30....then what? They said it would be awkward if a 40 year old man plays video games for a living....

    But why would it be any different from playing Soccer for a living?

    As I was saying, in Italy gaming hasn't caught on yet. In Germany It is getting big. I go there for "mini" Gaming contests. And this might sound noob, but I'm good...... :D

  • u rock

  • dude swoozie your the coolest dude ever. Where do you live anyways? lol im not going to tell adrina...

  • keeep up the good work swooze

  • funny

  • crazy

  • SWOOZIE YOU LIVED MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARS!!.. or, i lived YOUR highschool years.

  • swoozie is the man

  • wow.......that was epic. in fact, it's now one of my favorite stories of yours. i don't blame u 4 doin what u did with that girl considering the signals she was sending. how were u supposed 2 know she had a boyfriend at that time lol? but, im glad the straight arrow path is treating u well. Peace

    - Prodigal P Son

  • haha swoozie thats like the first time ive ever heard of you doing something bad.besides the dreamcast, but then you did a good deed by not keeping the money at the bank that one time

    but wow lol

    really intense.

    love the story and keep em coming

    haha and CONGRATS!

    one love

  • @blkmamba24olivas - "The old me" I get to blame EVERYYTHING on that guy hahaha. I was a busy guy in 1999

  • swoozie

    I <3 ur vids

    I haz a proposal:

    If you gives me a nintendo necklace of Mario I will physically rate all your vids 5 stars and favorite them, ALL

    PLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    I CAN HAZ?

  • hahaha thats awesome

    all his videos. you should do it anyway ;)

    his vidz are amazing

  • your stories are always sick man, keep it up :)

  • "I felt like it was oregon trail monument right here. Because that game is full lose, lose, lose situations. " There are so many life lessons learn some such a simple game.lol Great story swoozie. Got any plans for 2012?

  • its good to be a average guy:) lol

  • lmao omg

  • I still cannot believe Adande would:

    "My hand was-- (Younger audience) Underwater." Lol!

    That is so NOT the good guy...

    I wonder what made ya change?

  • Amazing as always Swoozie. You are like my long lost brother man I'm telling you we even speak the same way! Everyone's always pressuring me to do the CENSORED but I'm trying my best not to get involved. Props to you man my hero!

  • AMEN.

    that boyfriend was pretty lucky you dident pull out the mvc3,.it would have been gameover son

    big up on your 10 yr milestone.

  • @djchewy07 - 111 hit combos... the whollleee screen lights up like its Christmas :)

  • Ur great. I cant stay that holy for that long

  • i love this one

  • Giggles.

  • Similar stuff like this, maybe even worse things, is gonna happen in the year 2012. I just know it.

  • "I love my life." haha

    Nice video, Swoozie. I liked the Oregon Trail reference you added in there. I never got to the end of that game either :D

  • One of your best stories swoozie, keep em coming!

  • rofl 3:55-4:08

  • now hold on a second swoozie....did you not run from the cops a year or two after this? lol

  • LMFAO

  • Haha great video swoozie loving it

  • Thank youuuuu~

  • Awesome story man. Sounds like you relly got to party like it was 1999.

  • LMAO this is my fave of your blogs!!!!!!!!! its so funny your vids are amazings!!!!!!!!!!! keep em comeing!

  • Nice this has to be one of my favorite =]

  • why would you drive to a neighbors house

  • swoozie dawg your stories are huge ass life lesson mann you need your own show xD

    i been told im a nice guy but lately it hasnt been paying off hopefully soon though it will man,

    keep doing what you doo man i look forward to future vids man,

  • LMAO -- Another Great story man... Good guy thing I know how you feel. Thanks a lot bro

  • yo stories go hard

  • yo swoozie were u watchin the hills before u did this vlog cause the names lauren heidi audrina lol great vlog though keep them comin

  • I knew this was worth looking forward to once i got home Adande<3

  • omg .. thanks so much... had a hard day at work... The video was great as usual... I really like 6:35 hahahaha

  • reminiscing the glory days i see.

  • swoozie u owen

  • firsttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  • I lol'd soooo hard when you mentioned Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 soo many years we've waited and they still haven't delivered. Keep up the amazing vid's Swooze... Oh and this is WaterEmblem btw.

  • WOW! thats pretty crazy dude!

  • nice story Swoozie! XD

    yea, I've definitely had stuff like this happen to me... maybe not as crazy but your right.

    Nice guys definitely don't finish last. : P

    but it sure is hard when your trying to stay on the straight and narrow. @_@