In my past life i lived in the worst place imaginable,,, new york. everyday some asain would come up to me and ask me how are you and i didn't even know who he was. freaky right? but every time i got to work there he would be... under my desk. i didn't care that much only when he used my duct tape... then i got mad. then i do the same thing until that asian man finally dies which will probably be tomorrow-ish. PLEASE ANIMATE MINE!!!!!
That animation wasn't "shy" it was great accompaniment for the story. An alternate life story that makes me think of Star Trek's "The Inner Light". Piccard had a flute, Tikaltez had corn.
1920, I had a really cute boyfriend who was going to marry me, but then was drafted into the war, so I had to make something of myself became a professional ballerina, and tried with college... fail... I was dumb, then my boyfriend comes back from the war, but only he's crazy now, and hides under the table at dinner, meanwhile we have a kid, sadly because of my baby weight I'm now to fat for ballet, I become a librarian, then I live long enough to be horrified first by Hitler then by Elvis
Sometimes, I am very glad I subscribed to you :P So, how many times did your past woman accuse you of having an affair with the corn and what is your replacement for it now?
i saw this page on facebook called "The Awkward moment when someone says tis situation is awkward, but it's not really awkward and by saying that, they make the situation slightly more awkward but still not awkward enough to be called awkward."
@Roxxi33 what, don't you know? Whenever you watch a video about the Incas you must listen to Marilyn Manson immediately after or the Universe will implode.
I had no past life due to the simple fact that I have been alive since before Earth was created. I have never died and never will. You know the moon? I invented it. Oh, and I also killed the dinosaurs. They smelled.
I was Quajuelpa. Serves you right about the snake for not remembering my name. BTW, after you died, I ran off with one of those fur-face guys. Smelled bad, but hey, he ended up with all Vinta'ko's land .
In my past life, I was on a quest for a magical bridge. In my friend's past life, she was the keeper of the location of the magical bridge. She still has not told me the location of said bridge. My past life was FAILURE! FAIIILUUREEE! *sobs*
I feel like this is a tribute video to evmoneyTV.
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ok i am finally getting around to making my past life.... i just recorded the voice-over! but now to animate ;-)
crayonsandtacos 1 year ago
@BrisOwnWorld in order to keep your story a secret while I animate it, I am deleting your comment. DON'T FREAK OUT!
PHvlogger 1 year ago
@Schubes17 I'm animating this and don't want everyone to already know the story so, I am deleting the comment.
*wink*
PHvlogger 1 year ago
@PHvlogger YYYEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schubes17 1 year ago
In my past life i lived in the worst place imaginable,,, new york. everyday some asain would come up to me and ask me how are you and i didn't even know who he was. freaky right? but every time i got to work there he would be... under my desk. i didn't care that much only when he used my duct tape... then i got mad. then i do the same thing until that asian man finally dies which will probably be tomorrow-ish. PLEASE ANIMATE MINE!!!!!
TennisStar494 1 year ago
in my past life i was your llama lol
Antonioisawesome1 1 year ago
That animation wasn't "shy" it was great accompaniment for the story. An alternate life story that makes me think of Star Trek's "The Inner Light". Piccard had a flute, Tikaltez had corn.
chumsky 1 year ago
wow even in your past life u suck lol jk love you :)
LauraStorm18 1 year ago
Preston, my friend, that was EPIC! Love it, jiggity yo!
zottepark 1 year ago 2
@zottepark :D
PHvlogger 1 year ago
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION, in your past life.. Sometimes you flashed everyone when your loin-cloth wasn't drawn on long enough. xD
peoplecallmeagoth 1 year ago 2
@peoplecallmeagoth I would also flash them for no reason at all.
like in my present life . . .
PHvlogger 1 year ago 3
lol tht was funny
criistiinaxxoo 1 year ago
omg! lmafao!!! Preston!!!! you crack me up!! this was epic!! :D
Spunkied32 1 year ago
hahahaha that was fantastic! maybe i will make my own :)
crayonsandtacos 1 year ago
@crayonsandtacos dddddoooo iiiitttttt!
PHvlogger 1 year ago
@PHvlogger i think i might try to make a past life i dunno
bunniesRcute100 2 months ago
haha, you're awesome :)
edmonguy 1 year ago
1920, I had a really cute boyfriend who was going to marry me, but then was drafted into the war, so I had to make something of myself became a professional ballerina, and tried with college... fail... I was dumb, then my boyfriend comes back from the war, but only he's crazy now, and hides under the table at dinner, meanwhile we have a kid, sadly because of my baby weight I'm now to fat for ballet, I become a librarian, then I live long enough to be horrified first by Hitler then by Elvis
Kadderine 1 year ago
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Kadderine 1 year ago
VINTA'KO SUCKS
SophLikesKumquats 1 year ago 2
@SophLikesKumquats EFF YEAH HE DOES!
PHvlogger 1 year ago
dunno why i enjoy this video so much XD lol
arcmiguel13 1 year ago
All this corn and no microwave around for making it into popcorn.
ClickThisMick 1 year ago
Oh yeah, I hate it when I confuse a rattlesnake for corn.
KeannaCasey 1 year ago
Sometimes, I am very glad I subscribed to you :P So, how many times did your past woman accuse you of having an affair with the corn and what is your replacement for it now?
Bozwizard 1 year ago
This video just made me lose the game, that is how epic you are.
ss20goku 1 year ago
You remind me of demtri martin. :)
montazarmontazarmont 1 year ago
your past self didn't have nipples? weird.
pleasedtoinformyou 1 year ago
@pleasedtoinformyou don't you know that nipples are a lie?
PHvlogger 1 year ago
I was Quajuelpa... >_>
OneEyedSmileyFry 1 year ago
I was going to tease you horribly, but this was actually pretty good. go figure.
TheDanc1nghawk 1 year ago
I believe that you were trying to say something besides CORN when you said you loved corn xD
DanaiTheSuperZombie 1 year ago
very creative :)
AnnaCraigMusic 1 year ago
my past life? king tut
girlygirl8937 1 year ago
These are great. more like this.
kylefunny21 1 year ago
i saw this page on facebook called "The Awkward moment when someone says tis situation is awkward, but it's not really awkward and by saying that, they make the situation slightly more awkward but still not awkward enough to be called awkward."
it reminded me of you
teen4everandalways 1 year ago 4
@teen4everandalways I like that
PHvlogger 1 year ago
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sounds like a satisfying life
milk4e 1 year ago
sounds like a satisfying life
milk4e 1 year ago
@milk4e it was. But not as good as my other past life when I was Alexander the Great.
PHvlogger 1 year ago
french the llama that was awesome.
amurderofcrowz 1 year ago
Why is a Marilyn Manson song 'up next'?
Roxxi33 1 year ago
@Roxxi33 what, don't you know? Whenever you watch a video about the Incas you must listen to Marilyn Manson immediately after or the Universe will implode.
PHvlogger 1 year ago 8
love these kinds of videos :)
xoxlornzxox 1 year ago
"It's corn I grew. Me. With my bare hands."
That's what she said.
lesliefoundhergrail 1 year ago
Haha, at 1:22 it looks like you have nipples on your face! No hate, thats just smlarious!
P.S. SMLARIOUS ( a happy mixture of smallpox, maliaria, and hilarious)
brealee1234 1 year ago
Duh your corn is the best. How would it not be?
KittehGoneWild 1 year ago
wow the whole corn thing seemed kinda subliminally sexual
0.o
anyone else feel the same?
LILLYtheFANPIRE 1 year ago 21
@LILLYtheFANPIRE bahahaha
PHvlogger 1 year ago
@LILLYtheFANPIRE me
Kadderine 1 year ago
I had no past life due to the simple fact that I have been alive since before Earth was created. I have never died and never will. You know the moon? I invented it. Oh, and I also killed the dinosaurs. They smelled.
That's right.
I'm Chuck Norris.
SmorngeProductions 1 year ago
@SmorngeProductions hey chuck norris, hi
Kadderine 1 year ago
Awesome. I lol'd
EmilyAuditions 1 year ago
very cool! your trackpad art is even better than mine
evmoneyTV 1 year ago
I was Quajuelpa. Serves you right about the snake for not remembering my name. BTW, after you died, I ran off with one of those fur-face guys. Smelled bad, but hey, he ended up with all Vinta'ko's land .
abmindprof 1 year ago 4
do you mind if i use this story to make a song?
wadothepimp 1 year ago
@wadothepimp not at all. I would be very entertained by that
PHvlogger 1 year ago
This was lovely. I think I may still this whole animated past life idea for one of my daily December videos and post it as a video response. Sha-ZAM.
ianswertobob 1 year ago
Your cloth didn't really end where your legs met. 0:27
And there wasn't anything there.
Maybe you were a girl in your past life? :D
Arimisaysrawrr 1 year ago 2
@Arimisaysrawrr hehehe . . . he
0_o
PHvlogger 1 year ago
Simple yet wonderfully amusing. Well done.
TheEditingShop 1 year ago
hhhahahah that was awesome!
RAch711baby 1 year ago
I'm fairly certain I was MC Hammer in a past life, regardless of the fact that he's not actually dead. Shhhh.
IHeartParamore13 1 year ago 3
@IHeartParamore13 this comment wins my heart
PHvlogger 1 year ago 2
@PHvlogger Yesss. Mission accomplished.
IHeartParamore13 1 year ago
In my past life, I was on a quest for a magical bridge. In my friend's past life, she was the keeper of the location of the magical bridge. She still has not told me the location of said bridge. My past life was FAILURE! FAIIILUUREEE! *sobs*
carnivalsausage 1 year ago
Awesome :D
*likes Corn, not his wife* Must have taken you a while to make this. Good job =]
In my past life I was an eskimo, who made ice sculptures for a living, and tended to my penguins.
MsNopah 1 year ago
fabulous
aaachannel 1 year ago