Adult Swim - 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself Highest Score EVER!

[Taz123tz]

nice one

[Taz123tz]

i cant move :(

[Trevorisbeast1]

I can hack it and make the first thing u do kill you my record is 4 seconds

[YouW00t]

And that's how you become an true hero

[girlintheflesh78]

Did you see yourself on Adult Swim?

[sozamaria]

love the austin powers reference



[twistedlee5]

woo

[daddy12345NZ]

how do you change quality on this game??

[SHinfan]

lol ditto i see u all the time on adult swin ur a star... or maybe god

[haydeepooh97]

i liked the ending

[BrainDeadZombies]

That's not a whale.

[a1dzcannon]

its a shark

dildo.

[buddyfoster]

Yeah I guess he is right about the computer speed, I changed the quality to low and shaved to 25 seconds off my high score without trying on the first try.

[danielatha4]

what the fuck, my character doesn't move a fraction of that fast. this is bullshit. the fastest i can do that routine is 1:40

[ditto419]

What is your pc's stats? It's already been confirmed that the power of your computer influences the speed. That's why this run can be beaten now. People with stronger pc's than myself.

[Angelrulesss]

i doubt your right.

[sebastian715]

Angel your fucking retarded

[Angelrulesss]

so just because they have a more powerful pc the little person guy walks faster or somthing. or if your so fucking smart please explain

[uploaded113redone]

okay retard. a better processor and graphics card will make everything on your computer faster. ever notice laggy youtube videos on shitty computer. its the same thing with games

[Angelrulesss]

@uploaded113redone no shit but if its laggy the time will also be slow its not going to make much of a diffrence

[uploaded113redone]

i do most of my internet browsing on my netbook. so if you think your lagging

[naruto977345123]

how do you unlock casual friday outfits

[Drybones2k7]

GAOstar

[nicopwnsu]

DITTOZ!

[ShakoraYomi]

Hah, guess I really did find the fastest method, seeing as how your technique was practically identical to mine. You still beat it in a whole 9 seconds faster than my fastest time, though. I blame the weasels.

[Allthatisrock]

That fricken dick blocks my path when you go up the elevator....I cant go straight..

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

lmfao that shark owned you

[PokeSonicLink56]

I have an old computer so whenever I

play this game the guy walks about as

fast as a turtle. Anyways great video.

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

lmfao same dude so slow playing this game bad computer >.>

[BradyThe1st]

how does your guy walk so fast? (i know it's sped up, but what the fuck)

[supercrazy592]

Ditto cut the crap will ya? Dont try to play this as "you having a faster computer". Damn modders.

[bugbug095]

omg its dittoz ur high score was on tv!!!

[The1ne07]

your dittoz?

[xXxReplicatexXx]

wow...your a pro at this.

[drinkgreen]

I've done this exact route and something is screwy with the timer. Your character is moving super fast, which I thought was just you fastforwarding through the tape. But the timer is going as fast as my timer does here. How are you getting the guy to walk faster without the timer speeding up?

[ditto419]

No trick. Others have mentioned I have a faster pc than they do, but I do this same thing on my pc at work. It is also a decent machine (I build them in my spare time), but other than that nothing special.

[elementboy33161]

the fat guy is an asshole he stops me and wastes precius time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ditto419]

lol yup. There are two variables in this run. The ferret things have to be lined up perfectly on the second floor, and as far as I can tell that is just luck of the draw, and that fat guy has to leave you alone. A little of that is the route you take to the kitchen area and then a little luck.

[elementboy33161]

tahtks for the strategy though the elevator sometimes gives me trouble um i made it to the number one spot once but only beacuse it was for the day and it was midnight lol i think over all i cracked the top 50 or top 100 i dont remeber im slipknotfan

[bugbug095]

lol the fat guy is hilarious but hes SOOOOOOOOO annoying, always asking for things jeeze

[ProPong]

I had my friend bring his comp over and I played on that, I was not able to quite beat your score though =( I did manage 56.8 seconds though...

I can't get the pattern in the shark room to work correctly...those damn weasels scatter on me and i lose precious seconds.

I'm not sure why the speed was different on my comp, it isn't a PoS by any means but my friends comp is considerably stronger then mine. I still think it runs faster on your comp then on my friend's comp tho ^_^

[ditto419]

Good run. Yup the weasels are a bit of luck sometimes. I'm regular around 50 secs now with the occasional 49. And I won't deny the fact that I do have a rather strong pc.

Q6600 @ 3.6GHz

4 gigs DDR2

Raid 0 2x500

8800GTS

[ProPong]

How do you go so fast? My guy goes half the speed of yours, I can beat it in 30 seconds if my guy was moving as fast as yours

[ditto419]

Hmm...not to be smart but what kind of pc are you playing this on? It shouldn't require much in the way of a high end pc. But if you're really having speed issues like that, then you probably need to look at upgrading.

And no...you couldn't beat it in 30 seconds if your guy was moving as fast as mine. But it was a good thought.

[KayashaDogDemon]

An ego is nothing to boast about. Perhaps he can with a better computer. Only reason mine runs slower is due to my graphics memory. I have 3 GB RAM and 3.0GHz. On the contrary, I wouldnt purchase an upgrade just to kill myself within 5 minutes.

[ditto419]

I didn't say he couldn't do it within 30 seconds with a faster computer. I also didn't say he couldn't do it within 30 seconds if he created a hack for the game.

But what I did say was "...you couldn't beat it in 30 seconds if your guy was moving as fast as mine."

I stand by that statement. It is not possible to kill yourself in under 30 seconds at the speed my game was being played.

[biterofankle]

Very nice run through, best I've ever seen.

[theclaw160]

wow... you were right on the boards that is the quickest way ive ever seen

[ditto419]

I made two unnecessary keystrokes near the very end. So this time can be beaten. But I don't believe that there is any faster pattern.

[theclaw160]

i see...