What the FAQ? Budget Dating - T-Pain Parody

[Sherry2314]

come to Texas!!!!

[themeanace1234]

dont go....

[thecreaturebyhabit]

penis

[skait174]

search for free events in your town or closest city (minifestivals, free dance lessons in the park, art galleries, etc.) take the TRAIN for convo-time. then at some point catch a meal anywhere of ur choice. chances are, if she's had enough fun and maybe a lil tired she won't even care. so there'll be more transportation time then spending money time. it's about quality,not quantity. the less money you have or less u wanna spend, the more personality you're GONNA need.

[kenygrl13]

This is my favorite video on the web! I love the parody, its very catchy. :D

[palpablelight]

take her to a park and the beach were u dont have to pay to do anthing

[Hook961]

dude can you check one of my videos out of me on my channel. i dance. so i got dougie,jerk,and popping. and maybe i will get mentioned in your next vid? naah wishful thinking lol

[locajajajabnonotanto]

mmmmmmmm i prefer the other waht da faq!

[Joker13rekoJ]

@amewagoner weird al yankovich is I was asking how isn't smooth e famous yet I also said west side

[Joker13rekoJ]

West side how isn't this gut famous like weird al yankovich

[amewagoner]

@Joker13rekoJ What? I don't get it. :S

[Mrscomicfire7]

i may be young but hes cuite and funny :D

[akj8k]

Might I just suggest dating people in commas.

[eemorn]

My big fat cock, is what I use to rock.

And if she wants more, I just show her the door!

[Mrscomicfire7]

@eemorn hahha never herd that one really

[frenchcalc]

"Why are you so blatantly Jewish?", should be your next FAQ.

[amewagoner]

@frenchcalc I love that! He should do a skit on that and MAYBE Charlie Sheen's antisemitism?? :P

[rytor13]

Come to DC

[styh06]

Would you ever come to Texas???

[pianoman61]

are you out in the 805 really or just play the harbor club there a lot? your lyrics and jokes rock, good damn luck to you and thanks for the pic on the wall that reminds me of old times.

[knewswagg1]

come to north carolina

[meandandreaforever]

Come to Virginia beach. :D

[RabbiYonah]

Smooth E is the best!

[97jackman]

hey are you coming to alabama?

[h0llyw00disthename]

i could put you in something somewhere in compton ! lmoa (:

[LazyGuyProductionzz]

dude ur amazing lol (no Homo)

[kerriganclark]

Get a fat girlfriend , take her to McDonald's. There, you got a girl, and saved some money. Win Win.

[kerriganclark]

Dude! Where are all the views on your vids?! Your freakin epic! If I ever turn gay, I got dibbs on you bro

[TheRandyj11]

the best parody i can use this!!!

[jdl871]

you should do a whole song

[Jamiah00]

lol Funny

[TruPlaya4Eva05]

COME TO HOUSTON!!!!!!!

[Sherlocksbumstead]

having a girl over to make pizza is a lot of fun, and homemade food is super cheap and takes a lot of time (and the dough has to rise for an hour so you have some time to do... something else. like start a movie. don't think dirty.) and then there's ur meal and entertainment and she feels like ur an awesome dude cuz u can cook :)

[mrx0066600]

oh man that was a top notch parody.

[MrPurple0]

Hey youtubers, i made a video on how to get 360 waves, and im doin a Bill Cosby impression in it, i was wondering if someone cud give me feedback on it, positive or negative, thanks alot

[LemonieRainbow]

Oh your brilliant!

[Dmills1234d]

dhats wut im tawkin bout

[lickiloca]

I know that this is over but u can always cook dinner and rent a movie at home 

[AK33M]

Lmao!

Dude is pretty funny.

[drzchulo67]

can you come to connecticut Bridgeport,stratford,new haven,hartford ???

[KingJimmyC2]

Let's talk about you supporting me!!!!!! HAHAHAH LOL 

[KingJimmyC2]

Let's talk about you supporting me!!!!!! HAHAHAH LOL

[iChinnyAce]

eat out of the garbage..

[TheUnknownError]

Go to mexico

[bassmzero]

Two words... Happy Meal.

[chamblizi]

GANSTER CUZZ LOL

[brainblondie]

This is FUUN!! (i've done this!) Make a hunt (with clues, so you'll be chasing all around having laughs without spending $)

[DarkestElemental616]

Oh so very true.

Nice touch there, getting a mike when there was one already waiting for you.

[suburbanhomeboy]

@DarkestElemental616 One mic was for the Auto Tune effect.

[MexicanoCholo13]

Keeping her in the kitchen

[jujube26]

Will you ever come to canada

[suburbanhomeboy]

@jujube26 I have been there before. Request me at your favorite comedy club and get all your friends to do the same!

[23456789abk]

In This Economy, First You Take Her To A McDonalds Or A Burger King for the one dollar meal, and then to your house for a movie you bootlegged and then grape juice in a wine bottle for dinner that you microwaved.

[vinvlog]

nice!

[phillyfan8356]

demand the waiter to an arm wreste match at the end of the meal, and if you not not not win, then you get the meal on the house.

[AngusTCat]

Smooth E! I love your videos. My advice is knit your date presents! Knitting saves money and your date will be impressed by your sensitivity and creativity. Nothing says I love you like a handmade personalised scarf, hat, handbag or blanket!

[shelleyslater]

Eric........my lovely American boy..........You could coat me in spam, if we were in BIRMINGHAM...........You could be the Milk Tray, because I'm in the UK...........we could do it alfresco, after going down to Tesco's........

[lahuerasantera]

just do those sexy dance moves for your date, no money required, but plenty of interest!!

[Airforcestyle]

i love those songs u do MORE!

[MCZandogg]

so awesome :DDDDD

[SporkingItUp]

I would spend all night watching your videos. Obviously. I'll credit you for getting laid, of course.

[suburbanhomeboy]

@SporkingItUp I will always take credit for that. Thanks for paying me with insomnia.

[shelleyslater]

@suburbanhomeboy If you'd rather go sporking, we could just do some forking..... ;)

[madinthemoon]

You are so funny, I can't take it. So glad I found out about you at VidCon.

[suburbanhomeboy]

@madinthemoon I love you.

[Vabulous1]

Baby just rhyme me somthing perty. :)

[civicguy]

Go to a funeral for a nice dinner, they always have good food at funerals.

[thisisyourboss]

WOOOOO awesome song hahahaha :)

[masterricecake]

haha! "Compton" xD

[JozzyHBR]

Hahaha, I looove your parodies!

[xenarocks2]

popcorn & an illegally downloaded video....or you could gate crash a wedding. That will really impress her...

[taffey]

Ask my mom for money.

[WireZombie253]

To Save money on a date I would take her to an all you can eat, and give my date what I can't eat.

To save money on a date I would use coupons for dinner. (buy one get one free) I would climb a tree just outside a drive in to watch a movie.

To save money on a date I would make a very nice romantic dinner for two TOP RAMEN.

[TheTuffCooky]

Give a good old style F****ing! That will keep her satisfied for bout' 5 minutes

[suburbanhomeboy]

@TheTuffCooky Classy.

[ChinoDevine]

Two words - Sugar mama. I may not have pride, but who needs pride when you have money?

~Chino

[suburbanhomeboy]

@ChinoDevine Sugar mamas, make yourselves seen.

[tuffllee100]

Plastic Dolls aren't to expensive to support...

[HalfAssPictures]

take a walk in the park until she's tired

[suburbanhomeboy]

@HalfAssPictures But not TOO tired.

[HalfAssPictures]

@suburbanhomeboy she can fall asleep if she wants. It saves money on booze and/or chloroform.

[lightstarproduction]

come to las vegas

[suburbanhomeboy]

@lightstarproduction I'd love to come back to Vegas. Request me at your favorite comedy club! Create a call and email campaign to book Eric Schwartz (Smooth-E). Join my street team at SmoothE dot tv.

[wbonwheels]

that's why god invented the dollar store and McDonalds

[Nichwyto]

your such a good performer. you know how to work that audience.

i couldnt tell, did you have autotune on your voice when you were singing? i kinda sounds like it, but it doesnt.

[suburbanhomeboy]

@Nichwyto Yes, I used a separate mic for Auto Tune.

[Suganoog]

You should soo go to Portland, Oregon!

[suburbanhomeboy]

@Suganoog Request me at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR. Get all your friends to email/call/protest and they will listen to you!

[TheLos999]

Dude, you gotta come down to San Antonio TX.

[suburbanhomeboy]

@TheLos999 Request me at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club or River City Comedy Club. Get all your friends to email/call/protest and they will listen to you!

[soccer4life945]

go to free places duh! and dont spend ur dough!

[iButtNugget]

Two words that you can save hundreds with....... FREE PORN

[emilwestin]

I like your hairstyle!

[suburbanhomeboy]

@emilwestin Thanks..you should watch last week's episode where I talk about my hairstyle.

[suburbanhomeboy]

First is the worst. Second is the best.