Shelly Bort Presents: "I'm a British Teenager on YouTube!"

[AlexFan4Life]

that was a good british person accent. but please dont barf on me!

[Bluebaritone]

the music in the begining sounds like "What you did to me"... lol

[sbort]

that's exactly what it is!!!!

EXCELLENT SPY JOB! <3

[Bluebaritone]

thanks!

[marsha831]

This is a scream....

[playlojloreal1]

you are awesome haha

[nicolerenee03]

Oh that was HILARIOUS!!!

[XxWicked28xX]

i think i just peed a little! i cant wait for you too get to london!! you caught us to a T!

[renethel]

British teen gone FRED! LOL!

[mynameisava]

"Anything having to do with an aeroplane that gets me out of London. God, it's so boring."

And yet this was before you met me...

[broadwaybabe1990]

Totally awesome!!

[jastully]

"I just may come to your house and barf on you"

[rndmfreAk]

DaFT PUnK!!!!

i guess this makes me a somewhat fan of s.bort!

anyways, hey, forgive me for this, but...

ur kinda cute!-lol- really though! -_^

[sbort]

YOU are cute!!!! thank you ; )

[cinderpelt17]

this...is...so...COOL!

[mynameisava]

Now you know how much this actually sounds like me...

[shizzz1]

Coming from a British teen... that was soooooooooo awesome! hahaha. xD

[jamuz09]

wtf

[payette]

this made my life.

I love you shelly bort

[liquidpimpette]

this is great.

<3

[saracookseystec]

im gonna make that my ringtone!

[move2themusic]

DAFT PUNK!!!!!

Is teh love ^_^

[Raistlin49]

If she's coming to anyones house to barf on them it's me. Everyone else can simma down na and go find some other YouTube obsessed British teenager. ;)

[sbort]

i'd say something about coming to your house to barf on your feet, whilst kicking you in the shin but that falls under the "if you knew what i was thinking you'd never talk to me again" category.

thusly: char-nar.

[Raistlin49]

Nicely played my fair Shelly. Nicely played. But I may have an idea of what you're thinking. We share the same brain remember? But, as difficult as it is I will probably (read: hopefully) talk to you again. FYI, you totally must come sign my casts. The doctor said he'd never seen such extensive damage. I blushed a little.

[sbort]

i'll be right there.

POOOOOOOOOOOKIE! time to go see daddy...

come on boy... good boy...

[Raistlin49]

*tear* Ah luv that puppy. Uh...Shelly? I can't move my legs, you know..the casts..and Pookie is oh no..Pookie...POOKIE! NO STOP LICKING MY (vomit)

[jessj326]

I don't know if anyone's posted this yet, but you sound like Shirley Henderson!

[sbort]

Lol! who is THAT?!

omg, project! now i have to look her up!

[jessj326]

She was Jude in the first Bridget Jones movie, and she was the girl ghost in the bathroom in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. If you saw her picture, I think you might know who I'm talking about, she has a VERY distinct voice :)

[sbort]

OMG! you're like the 15th person who has told me i remind them of the chick from bridget jones!! how hysterical.

Thanks!!! <3

[riverwild123456]

What will it take for you to come over here and barf. I could think of a couple of things I could do with you. :-P

[MeLikey1980]

Easy, man. That's my wife you're talkin' about...

[cinderpelt17]

I LUV THE BARFING THING!!! it's like so funny!

[roseface]

Seriously... I will barf on you.

Hahahaha this made me laugh! You are awesome!

[HollowKat]

And I'll do just that, I'll message and comment and adore you, even if you never respond, because I think you are amazing. =)

[sbort]

but i doooooooooo respond! because YOU are amazing!!!

i'd even DRIVE my ass to florida to give you a hug for being amazing ; )

[StitchTheDamned]

That was totally cute. :)

lol

[MusicalMedicine]

I always wondered if I spoke with a fake British accent to any potential offspring way far in the future, would they develop a british accent....

[StitchTheDamned]

Accents aren't inherited.

You pick them up where you live. So, offspring would have to live in an area where everyone speaks with a British accent (umm.. Britain) in order to speak with it.

[MusicalMedicine]

I was actually kidding...I don't think I can give my kids a fake accent :-)

[sbort]

i however will have my children genetically altered to have accents... inherited or not. i'm doing it.

and of course by "children", i mean "dogs".

[MusicalMedicine]

Yeah...my dogs speak with a quasi-South African accent....but they might be easier to teach than kids....maybe I'll have to practice on chimps or something...

[Ick69]

I'll skip the barf.

[sbort]

are you sure?

[ukp42]

What Ever???

Thanks Brianna - great video!! 5* love from Scotland Paul/ Chef of Nutters

[cherrialbum]

lol!! 5*'s

Thanks to Brianna for the share!

[cabbitness1983]

awesome video!!!

[aspire62]

great video i,ve been to england ireland and scotland in 1980  for 3 weeks loved the trips 5 stars for you thanks to my friend briannaanderson95 for sharing

[weeyin1155]

Great fun!Thanks to Brianna and hugs to you both..Jan and Susan.x

[briannaanderson95]

LOL!!! OMGOsh you are the greatest ever!!! this is sooooooooooo funny!!! No one compares!!!! I am so sharing this!!!

[kelligirl68]

lmao, I'm a british teen groupie too! Smart video!

[cinderpelt17]

did you do this w/ helium??? it's so funny!

[sbort]

lol! no, but that's a great idea!

i just put the chipmunk effect on my voice.

you can hear how low it actually is at the end ; )

<3

[dannicanavan]

british people are the best

i love british :)

xxxx

[llamawrath46]

why don't you talk like this all the time girlfriend?

i love you. it made me want to subscribe even though i already have.

i tried double subscribing but apparently that doesn't exist.

[banion5]

Yeah, I'm a British teen as well, and bloody bleeding blood! You had better work. Make some money, then move to London and we'll see who's boss then, eh?

[sbort]

bloody, bleeding bloody.

what are you, japanese? cuz i KNOW you're not british.

british people don't SAY blood. only japs do.

[dannicanavan]

a lot of british people do say blood btw

[sbort]

ummmm... lol

i know ; )

[heyheyheydude]

Just when I think Sbort can't be any more unique she ALWAYS manages to outdo herself..(notice I didn't mention pop-tarts, I mean-DAMN!)

[joannamarierogue]

This is slightly off topic but have you seen Ladette to Lady?

[kiekmiek]

It's hard to be so liked all the time..

I so totally know how you feel, love..

=D

LOLOL

You kick ars ;)

[blondejokes92]

lol - thats jokes [i'm a british teen =P - from london - i know you're jealous!] thats a pretty decent impression. [&& accent!]

btw - reason we don't like london is cos it rains so much. =/ but it's prety awesome =]

loving your vids

xxx

[JerkyPuck]

Would you stop picking on me for 5 seconds please?!?! I lost my mind when you said that. You are officially over the edge. Glad you could join me.

[robertdave]

You know you're not even that good and IDINA could have done it SO much better...duh!!

[sbort]

LLLOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[flipbook21]

...your not that popular on youtube...you realy do think that you got it hard though lmao!...im just wierded out by this vid

[MeLikey1980]

??? Are you serious? It's a JOKE, dude.

Ha ha...

[flipbook21]

i hope so...cos i realy dont like her now lol

[MeLikey1980]

Are you serious? She's a comedian.

Do your homework before you start disliking people's videos for the wrong reasons.

[sbort]

KEVIN!!! STOP STARTING FIGHTS IN MY COMMENTS SECTION!

what am i gonna do with you?

[MissBroadwayDork]

LMAO. And somehow your speeded up voice sounds like Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones' Diary.

[woodlandcreature22]

is your name ja'mie? i'm just sayin...

[sbort]

YES.

just sayin.

[milkyrolloverminutes]

hahaha she is really cute:)

[Haryloli]

haha!!! made my day....again. gosh just stop now...

na, make more. you rock times ten.

[oompa37]

You're the cutest person on the planet!!!!

[SamIAm2k7]

Hahahaha. Only if you could come and barf on me, you would make me the happiest (yet disgusting) person in the cosmos!

[sbort]

weird, but lovely.

let's make out.

[sobeit42]

firstly you know i love you... secondly as a british teenager myself i must say you officially rock. I was surprised at your accent, its a really good try. really well done. oh and the links you put on the side, one of them is from new zealand, which, well, isnt near britain at all... but still you are a genius, you rock.

[sbort]

wait, who? which one? do you subscribe to them too?

[sobeit42]

corporal cadet, he isnt british, (i think, otherwise i have made a fool of myself, meh wouldnt be the first time) and i sub to them now.

[sbort]

ur right, ur right, ur right.

levi. and he's like, one of my all time favs.

i suck. thanks for the correction!!! you're not a fool.

i'm a Fool. FOR YOU!!!

[sobeit42]

wow you always know what to say to make my day, or my year whatever, love you too. :D

[bunnyghetto]

You are so mad. I LOVE it! You need to get your own T.V. show!

[sbort]

i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE you vee!

are you going to be around for new years?

i'm still planning on coming...

[mrbroadwaydork]

That was sheer genius...

[Momtooazoo]

I thought the same thing as "Stopinthenameofpants" ROFL "Will you stop picking on me for FIVE seconds please???" Love it. ROFL..

[STOPintHeNameofPANTS]

my favorite thing about this was the fact that you used the chipmunk voice, and you ACTUALLY sounded like a high voiced british girl.  and the fact that the first thing on your list was porcupines. priceless, my lover. priceless.

[MeLikey1980]

You are the cutest person on the planet.

cue barf.

[amenigma11]

hahahahaa... u r cute

[MusicalDuchess]

haha! this is funny. shelly you rock. ^_^ i love this.

[plaidskunk]

OMG!

You are the cutest person on the planet.

[amb3rl0ver]

awesome vid

[marcxxmaverick]

"even though i'll never respond to them.."

lmaoooo

i love it:)