It's hard to even know what the movie was *trying* to make us feel. Was the ending supposed to be gritty like a Tarantino movie, or was it meant to be tragic and sad.
This movie ruined my life. No, seriously. Once this movie finished, my computer burst into flames. Then my fiance of five years called me and broke up with me. I was about to go out to a bar when somebody stole my car. When I decided to walk instead, I was struck by lightning and I became paralyzed on my left side. I was dragged to the hospital by a rabid dog. When I was finally brought into the hospital, I was told I have cancer and have five days to live. I hate you Sam Mraovich.
one little correction, the life insurance was taken out on Arthur for Ben, so when Ben died, no money was coming Anthurs way, Victors PI was a bit crappy, then again he was an intern.
When sam the fat fuck got shot randomly like 10 times I couldn't help but bust out laughing. And I like how he thinks he could survive getting shot that many times to shoot the guy
What the fuck, man?! Couldn't you have rearranged your edit a bit so this vid wouldn't start with a shot of Sam Mraovich's naked, flabby ass?! I've never been so violently assaulted in the eyeballs...
When I originally watched this, I can honestly say I wasn't expecting an ending like this. At least the ending wasn't predictable, in its own horrifying and nauseating way
I love how that circa-1995 angelfire website for this movie has a "pictures of the actorS," as in plural, with the only photo being of Sam Mraovich. For your own good, don't go look at the photo if you haven't. You'll thank me later.
You know, Arthur forcing Victor to have sex with him would have been... well, not a GOOD ending by any stretch, but it would have shown that Sam M. had something resembling an imagination. Instead he decided to go with the shitty "art flick" ending of having everyone kill everyone else, to show how nasty the world really is. What a stupid SOB.
By the way, what happened to that whole "Ben's ex-wife" plot? She just vanished after that bit where she threatened Ben at gunpoint.
@MrCaerbannog A lot of supposed plot elements from this movie don't seem to go anywhere for long. The stolen bike, the lawyer's help, the investigation of her death, the psycho wife fight, the Detective's investigation of Ben's assault, a lot of this movie just goes nowhere. At the end all you really get is a nice looking man with his ass stain of a lover who are trying to fend off a crazy brother and priest.
Abolish corporal punishment!! The new "death sentence" for the worst of the worst should be to watch Ben and Arthur 3 times a day, followed by Yearbook Friends, Sight Seeing, and Steve's Hollywood Story.
They say that Pearl Harbor is the movie with the cheesiest lines ever. Wait, till they watch Ben & Arthur!!!! With lines such as " I need more sugar " and the infamous " Oooh"!!!! They'll cringe. P/S: i really need coffee right now. Gotta get some now! Have a nice day!
I was watching "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" the other night, and lo, Mary Elizabeth whatsername (you know, Gina Montana) is the new boss on the show. Wonder if she ever saw this backhanded tribute to her "Scarface" role. (oh, to be a fly on the wall for that moment....)
I feel bad for anyone who might accidentally click on this vid from all the links on the right side of the Youtube page only to be presented with a naked Sam Mraovich a few seconds later.
I guess Moronovich is under the assumption that a baptism turns an otherwise "normal" person like Arthur into a pyschotic killer who likes to rub himself all over half naked and pressure for sex with his brother? Which side of his ass did he pull this movie idea out of?
For some time I could not decide which one is worse - Pocket Ninjas or Ben And Arthur.
I finally came to conclusion that they are equally bad but this one is worse because it actually has Sam Mraovich in it.
If you paid to see this movie then please demand a refund and if you saw it here then sue the director for damages. If he doesn't pay then pour some gasoline on him and do the "final deed". Don't worry, the police won't care.
If you go to it's page on IMDb, and look at the comments, almost all of the positive reviews come from accounts that were registered around the same date in 2006. And they're all absolutley loaded with hyperbole about what a great piece of art this is.
BEN AND ARTHUR HAS BEEN RAPED BY MOVIERAPERUK-KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR THE NEW VERSION OF BEN AND ARTHUR, WAS GOING TO BE MADE AND RELEASED IN 2012 TO MARK THE TENTH YEAR OF SHITENESS BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF I'LL POST VIDEO ONE AS A RESPONSE TO Ben & Arthur 2/11
1:26 Sam, do you REALLY think ANYONE wanted to see that? I mean really? It's a wonder your head hasn't exploded like the rest of your body from all the ego you have up there.
have you guys ever heard of mumblecore? can this be considered as mumblecore? mumblecore uses dv/digital/vhs/camcorder camera, super low micro budget, non actors, stories about 20 something. i don't think this shit is mumblecore although almost the same. i love to love mumblecore but lovezzz to hate b&a. both have theathrical releases. both are made by hipsters or bohemians. do you guys consider sam as hipster or bohemian? really love to know your opinions
Now that Mark Mcgwire has finally admitted he took steroids, I think it's also about time that Sam Mraovich come forward and admit that he was also on drugs during the making of Ben and Arthur. Come on Sam, you can be forgiven if you just come clean.
Even though I don't agree with Victor's behavior, I have to admire his dedication. Not many brothers care enough for the other to go into the future and bring back a firearm in order to perform a forced bathtub baptism.
Either that or he went into his backyard and took a garden hose nozzle and spray-painted it black. His sense of family duty is touching, nonetheless.
I admire Victor for being able to see Arthur naked, then actually grab and touch him many times, all without barfing up the last 4 days worth of food.
OMG Loved watching this!!!! Thanks fo posting. Great watch at 2 in the morning on a Saturday night in front of a fire when it's 25 degrees outsde. LOL!!!! Make another one, Please!
Kind of like a nude beach; the people you would WANT to see naked never take it off, and the people who are fat, old, hairy, etc.... are the ones who DO get naked.
My church has baptized 3 adults this year; and I'm glad they didn't hold a gun to their head and tell them to get naked. Wow Sam, how pathetic can you get?
Commenting on this clip along, I would like to point out the most depressing aspect of it. At roughly 1:08, you will see a music stand. Seeing as Ben was an aspiring "international musician superstar" this alone proves that he was working hard to break free from the shackles of his nursing/dish washing job and let soar his inner rock star. He died too soon to see this dream come true.
I think there should be some kind of an award for the guy who played Victor; an award for "Best job of controlling yourself under pressure" or something. I mean, for him to have to touch a naked fat fucking freak like Sam Mraovich for 5 minutes, then watch him rub himself all over; I would NEVER have gotten through those scenes with barfing all over the set.
Oh I get it! It's like Shakespeare right? The similarities between the two are so obvious! In Hamlet practically everybody dies at the end, and in Ben and Arthur everybody dies at the end!
Shakespeare used witty multi-layered writing to keep the audience engaged while challenging their moral outlooks, and in Ben and Arthur...everybody dies at the end!
With this movie, Sam effectively offended Christians, gays, lawyers, coffee shops, apartment owners, Mustang owners, strip club owners, police departments, hospitals, cell phone companies, 911, Smith and Wesson, Kia Motors, Dodge, nail polish remover companies, Alaska Airlines, the city of Los Angeles, the state of Vermont, the state of Hawaii, Registered Nurses, and Fed Ex
I don't know what to say. His brother must be making a lot of money dealin the gay b gone (nail varnish remover) drugs. he drives a shitty car, lives in a shitty house but is always offering thousands and millions of dollars like it's nothing. having said that this thing is funny for all the wrong reasons and omg! did he have to be naked! at least they died in the end.
You know, when I started this film, I didn't think it was THAT bad. Amateurish, sure, but it seemed easygoing enough. I could laugh at it.
But in the second half, all pretense of fun went out the window, and the film became a spout of incest, violence, and bigotry, all fueled by Mraovich's personal hatred.
That's why this is the worst movie of all time. It's not just bad, its unpredictably bad. It's awful in a way that hurts the soul.
To be honest I don't buy that theory that Mraovich is putting on one big act. If he wanted to get famous quickly- even if it was for something stupid- I think he either would have posted a video on YouTube that would've been a sure fire hit (think Chocolate Rain and Doctor Rabbit is a Racist) or had his own Jackass-style show.
I doubt it happens often, but I feel sorry for anyone who accidentally clicks on this link and immediately sees a naked bald fat white whale sitting on the floor by the bathtub.
That happens way too often to me! Whenever I come to this part to read the comments, I scramble to click the "pause" button or to scroll down before that repulsive THING shows up on the screen! If I'm not quick enough, I lose my appetite for the next eight hours.
i have watched this full crap from the 1st seconds to the end twice full in few short months. and certain parts like a few million times! i'm like addicted to this man. i guess sometimes i like crappy and campy stuff and to be honest this is my biggest and guiltiest guilty pressure ever and nothing can replace it.
I know. I may need confession after this-----and a margarita. My priest will absolve me after I murder Sam. All I have to do is show him the last scene.
But my personal fav will always be Loretta Altman~Mildread (I've never seen it spelled that way be4), Extras-Holly Mraovich. Which scene was she in? Maybe she's in the 'crowded' cafe'. What's it like to see your brother act like this? Poor girl.Or maybe she's his twin.
I also will add that this movie has taught me one important lesson: it does not matter who you are, where you live and how terrible and stressing your life maybe because all you need to do is look at Sam Mraovich and realize that there are far, far, far less fortunate people in this world than you.
With that said I will now go and do the "FINAL DEED" in the bathroom before I head to bed. Good night.
I read an interesting theory on IMDB's boards about Sam Mraovich; this guy has a theory that Sam is actually putting on an good act with his weird attitude, egotistical ways, etc.... all as a ploy to get his movie and name recognized, whether in good or bad ways. And that Sam is actually in reality a very intelligent normal person who has fooled us all with this movie, and all his other "works." An interesting thing to wonder about.
I've thought about it a lot too, and I don't think it's true. I mean just a few days ago he made a serious looking, at least by his standards, video of himself requesting admission into the film academy's, the same thing he's been trying to do now for 8 years. lol But if he's just being a phony, he sure is wasting too much of his life doing it. I think it's more likely that this is who he really is, and that he is just that fucked up in the head, sorry to say. And he can't even see it.
I agree with you, Moview.,that he is serious- based on the replies he keeps posting to me. He see,s to think he's cute and lovable. It's sad. I still think he's got narcissistic personality disorder amongst other problems. This film is his highest hommage-to himself.
Check his website (3 guesses as to what it's called), and just read the crap he wrote. He writes in the 3rd person, like someone else was writing about him, and says things like "Sam, a man of many talents", plasters his picture everywhere, and actually went to sites like IMDB, and wrote his own biography there, not to mention making loads of accounts to spam good reviews for B&A.
He's just a smalltime egomaniac, there's people like that anywhere. This film is the result.
Sam is a bigot worthy of the KKK! The bible and Catholic Tradition no where say you baptise naked! lol At least he should wear a Christening gown! The spectacle of his naked body....arrgh! *faints*
worst possible ending to the worst possible movie ever; the only people still alive are Mildred and the PI intern and Victor's sidekick; Sure hope they don't have a sequel with that cast
...and Tammy. She would inherit Arthur's million dollar life insurance policy, since Ben, the beneficiary, also died, and Tammy was in fact still Ben's wife. She would meet Mildre(a)d, they end up having a lesbian affair... hey, it could work.
You're both correct; And wow I never thought of Tammy inheriting the million from all this. Lucky her. Maybe she'll get a full makeover, get a tan, and go find another gay man to marry. I wouldn't plan on a Tammy/Mildred affair; Sam would never allow a movie that doesn't have him as the main focus for 98% of the camera time. jajaja
Catholics do not say all rhat fundamentalist crap: "Accept Jesus..."!OMG!
Sam, we GET it~the Church should apologise to you personally! Now will you please promise not to make anymore Catholic-bashing shite like this?! And you should be in Purgatory for that nude scene! Bring back the sox and sandles!!!
haha,drc1981- absolutely! My 18 yr old son and I watched this together. He was forced to agree it was even worse than HIS # 1 choice for Worst Movie: REVAMPED! lol
Do you guys think that he can be sued by Brian De Palma for stealing that last bit from Scarface? I hope he gets sued for the whole 14 dollars that this movie grossed in (Sam's mom and dad were forced to see the movie or else they would've had to fuck Sam "before its too late lmfao"). His "nipples look like milk duds."
Suddenly, Scarface
BrendonSmall456 3 weeks ago 2
It's hard to even know what the movie was *trying* to make us feel. Was the ending supposed to be gritty like a Tarantino movie, or was it meant to be tragic and sad.
WastedPo 1 month ago
I know it's kinda hard to see with this image quality but... why is there a Legend of Dragoon action figure on the floor at 5:04...?
Xelpherpolis 1 month ago
To be honest, i kind of liked Ben, the whole movie should have been called "Ben & a lot of weird fucks."
KIISwitch 2 months ago
I have watched many clips on YouTube and I honestly tell you that this is the worst film I've ever seen. Bad plot, bad acting.
hpribot 2 months ago
What... the fuck...
colonelmcdoogle 2 months ago
So bad it's cool
sirable1 3 months ago
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Watching this movie should be the third option when convicted of a capital offense.
guamley 4 months ago
I should of did what tvtropes said and not watch this.
Chinothebad 5 months ago
Aren't they supposed to be brothers? SO why is that fuck fuck trying to seduce HIS OWN BROTHER? Sam Mroavich, you sick, incestous arsehole :S
mcdonough88 5 months ago 2
2:50 Victor is hypotized by Arthur's sexiness
UofLCardFan08 7 months ago
@UofLCardFan08 Did you mean hypnotized or you purposely write HYPOTIZED as a pun?
ConfusedSponge 4 months ago
3:38 SHIT DUDE! That table was two days away from retirement!
FFF1987RETURNS 8 months ago 3
I wish I could go back those innocent days when I thought Birdemic was the worst movie ever made.
spiegalr 8 months ago
Pachelbel CANNON? Goddammit Sam.
Arkfeller 9 months ago 3
This movie ruined my life. No, seriously. Once this movie finished, my computer burst into flames. Then my fiance of five years called me and broke up with me. I was about to go out to a bar when somebody stole my car. When I decided to walk instead, I was struck by lightning and I became paralyzed on my left side. I was dragged to the hospital by a rabid dog. When I was finally brought into the hospital, I was told I have cancer and have five days to live. I hate you Sam Mraovich.
StuffedMannequin 9 months ago 7
the only thing sadder than this attempt at a movie is the fac t i sat here and watched the whole pathetic thing
bradlyboy24 11 months ago
one little correction, the life insurance was taken out on Arthur for Ben, so when Ben died, no money was coming Anthurs way, Victors PI was a bit crappy, then again he was an intern.
TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy 11 months ago
When sam the fat fuck got shot randomly like 10 times I couldn't help but bust out laughing. And I like how he thinks he could survive getting shot that many times to shoot the guy
Nerevar1990 11 months ago
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!1111111!!
ngaiovnik 1 year ago
me too but it was funny
lillysmokey 1 year ago
This part could best summed up as "flaccidating."
sacremende 1 year ago
This was so bad that was good to watch
The text comments were hilarious...perhaps the best part of the flick
Mariocesar 1 year ago
Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, though rare, require an immediate viewing of Sam Mraovich naked.
drc1981 1 year ago 2
HILARIIIIIIIIIIIOUS
I love this comedy
sergioapuzzo 1 year ago 2
Wow. Just...wow. Excuse me while I go gouge out my eyeballs.
WoundedWolfgirl 1 year ago
I just finished throwing up... not only is Sam an egregious director/actor/producer/anything else, he is also the sickest fuck you could ever meet.
pyanezb 1 year ago 4
This movie gives the phrase "FAIL" a whole new meaning!
MrJimmyNapoleon 1 year ago 3
really... i have to say it was just terrible. perfect terrible!
ccaarrllooss0099 1 year ago
what the fuck is all that about there must be a cigarette in the end of that gun
thepigglettboys 1 year ago
what the fuck is all that about
thepigglettboys 1 year ago
What the fuck, man?! Couldn't you have rearranged your edit a bit so this vid wouldn't start with a shot of Sam Mraovich's naked, flabby ass?! I've never been so violently assaulted in the eyeballs...
ZiggyHernandez 1 year ago 2
Baptizing with a gun? How original. <3
JesseLCH 1 year ago
RIP Scott Joplin and Johann Pachelbel
cannedkitty 1 year ago 2
When I originally watched this, I can honestly say I wasn't expecting an ending like this. At least the ending wasn't predictable, in its own horrifying and nauseating way
TheWatcher337 1 year ago 2
I love how that circa-1995 angelfire website for this movie has a "pictures of the actorS," as in plural, with the only photo being of Sam Mraovich. For your own good, don't go look at the photo if you haven't. You'll thank me later.
drc1981 1 year ago 2
You know, Arthur forcing Victor to have sex with him would have been... well, not a GOOD ending by any stretch, but it would have shown that Sam M. had something resembling an imagination. Instead he decided to go with the shitty "art flick" ending of having everyone kill everyone else, to show how nasty the world really is. What a stupid SOB.
By the way, what happened to that whole "Ben's ex-wife" plot? She just vanished after that bit where she threatened Ben at gunpoint.
MrCaerbannog 1 year ago
@MrCaerbannog A lot of supposed plot elements from this movie don't seem to go anywhere for long. The stolen bike, the lawyer's help, the investigation of her death, the psycho wife fight, the Detective's investigation of Ben's assault, a lot of this movie just goes nowhere. At the end all you really get is a nice looking man with his ass stain of a lover who are trying to fend off a crazy brother and priest.
drc1981 1 year ago 2
I thought acting in this movie was awful but I just couldn't stop watching it until to the end ! It was entertaining ! Thanks !
betweenyouandsky 1 year ago 2
Abolish corporal punishment!! The new "death sentence" for the worst of the worst should be to watch Ben and Arthur 3 times a day, followed by Yearbook Friends, Sight Seeing, and Steve's Hollywood Story.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 2
@Moviewatcher1981 Hehe.
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
@the0real0fozzy and their tiny kitchen where Ben says he's going to stay here, but he wants twinkies, skittles, oh and some soda too.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago
3:54 "HARPOON!!"
brandonsexywhitaker 1 year ago
Truly the worst movie ive ever seen. Even more so than Pocket Ninjas.
unpuercofeo 1 year ago 2
They say that Pearl Harbor is the movie with the cheesiest lines ever. Wait, till they watch Ben & Arthur!!!! With lines such as " I need more sugar " and the infamous " Oooh"!!!! They'll cringe. P/S: i really need coffee right now. Gotta get some now! Have a nice day!
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago 2
What's the music playing at the end???????????
cool33383 1 year ago
@cool33383 - Pachelbel's Canon in D... or rather a cheap MIDI of same.
rnigma 1 year ago 4
This is my new best film. And your annotations made it hilarious. Thanks for posting!
theloniusacrow 1 year ago 2
I was watching "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" the other night, and lo, Mary Elizabeth whatsername (you know, Gina Montana) is the new boss on the show. Wonder if she ever saw this backhanded tribute to her "Scarface" role. (oh, to be a fly on the wall for that moment....)
rnigma 1 year ago 2
I feel bad for anyone who might accidentally click on this vid from all the links on the right side of the Youtube page only to be presented with a naked Sam Mraovich a few seconds later.
drc1981 1 year ago 2
This is not even a movie!
lucosy 1 year ago
the potion didn't work. it made arthur want to have sex with his brother.
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago 2
wow what a great movie. im so glad it was made and i was blesses enough in my life to have watched it. cant wait for a sequel
Vinceq98 1 year ago 2
I guess Moronovich is under the assumption that a baptism turns an otherwise "normal" person like Arthur into a pyschotic killer who likes to rub himself all over half naked and pressure for sex with his brother? Which side of his ass did he pull this movie idea out of?
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 2
For some time I could not decide which one is worse - Pocket Ninjas or Ben And Arthur.
I finally came to conclusion that they are equally bad but this one is worse because it actually has Sam Mraovich in it.
If you paid to see this movie then please demand a refund and if you saw it here then sue the director for damages. If he doesn't pay then pour some gasoline on him and do the "final deed". Don't worry, the police won't care.
Happy Easter, everyone.
theussrguy 1 year ago 2
If you go to it's page on IMDb, and look at the comments, almost all of the positive reviews come from accounts that were registered around the same date in 2006. And they're all absolutley loaded with hyperbole about what a great piece of art this is.
Funny coincidence, isn't it?
MrJimmyNapoleon 1 year ago 6
0:35 OH GAWD at least put a loincloth on him, ANYTHING!!!
mdeonx16 1 year ago 4
Sam Moronbitch now has a Wikipedia article!
ElizabethGStone 1 year ago 2
Arthur is just ass ugly in both 360p and 480p, doesn't really matter.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 10
BEN AND ARTHUR HAS BEEN RAPED BY MOVIERAPERUK-KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR THE NEW VERSION OF BEN AND ARTHUR, WAS GOING TO BE MADE AND RELEASED IN 2012 TO MARK THE TENTH YEAR OF SHITENESS BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF I'LL POST VIDEO ONE AS A RESPONSE TO Ben & Arthur 2/11
MovieRaperUK 1 year ago
3:54
that was WRONG
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago 3
Whoever made this movie deserves to be sealed in a casket alive and thrown overboard, preferably somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.
licasky 1 year ago 3
look no farther than the naked white whale at the beginning of this shot. It's all his fault!!!!
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 2
1:26 Sam, do you REALLY think ANYONE wanted to see that? I mean really? It's a wonder your head hasn't exploded like the rest of your body from all the ego you have up there.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 16
I really have to thank you for posting this. I was wanting something on par with Christian Weston Chandler, and this just may be. Thanks again.
die1die2die3die4die5 2 years ago 5
Just what we need... "Ben & Arthur vs. Sonichu"!
rnigma 2 years ago
If only Chris Chan wasn't such a bigot, that might be a feasible crossover.
die1die2die3die4die5 2 years ago 3
did he spell agent moran's name moreen? LoL x-0
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
Top 4 & The Best Ben & Arthur Quotes & Probably The Best Ever
#4 Arthur: You fuck!!!!
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
#3 Tammy: Then I'll be gay too and that will make it alright for us to get married again.
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago 2
#2 Tammy: Hey! I don't make sense, you don't make sense, I make sense, that's who make sense!
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago 2
#1 Arthur: We don't need prayed for, you need prayed for.
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago 3
have you guys ever heard of mumblecore? can this be considered as mumblecore? mumblecore uses dv/digital/vhs/camcorder camera, super low micro budget, non actors, stories about 20 something. i don't think this shit is mumblecore although almost the same. i love to love mumblecore but lovezzz to hate b&a. both have theathrical releases. both are made by hipsters or bohemians. do you guys consider sam as hipster or bohemian? really love to know your opinions
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
b&a is more like a b-movie. to me at least. not mumblecore.I wouldn't mind this happened if it went straight-to-dvd.
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
This has been the most entertaining shit film ever !!!
Ch79rf 2 years ago 4
Now that Mark Mcgwire has finally admitted he took steroids, I think it's also about time that Sam Mraovich come forward and admit that he was also on drugs during the making of Ben and Arthur. Come on Sam, you can be forgiven if you just come clean.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 3
No, never.
He will never be forgiven for this.
Orypeci 2 years ago
Did Arthur ever find a job?
BrianRIngram 2 years ago 2
He couldn't get a job OR an apartment.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago
Favourite Part - 6:58
NuclearPlanet 2 years ago 2
mine too.
siouxsie18 2 years ago
Even though I don't agree with Victor's behavior, I have to admire his dedication. Not many brothers care enough for the other to go into the future and bring back a firearm in order to perform a forced bathtub baptism.
Either that or he went into his backyard and took a garden hose nozzle and spray-painted it black. His sense of family duty is touching, nonetheless.
springsprite 2 years ago 4
I admire Victor for being able to see Arthur naked, then actually grab and touch him many times, all without barfing up the last 4 days worth of food.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 3
if hell had Blockbuster or Netflix, this would be their featured movie for eternity.
scenicity 2 years ago 4
I say show it in the prisons every day to all inmates serving life sentences.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 3
Isn't cruel punishment agains the law?! lol
ritzv74 2 years ago
they will be no more gay sodomy rape in prisons. watch this
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
My girlfriend is Venezuelan and she is very Catholic and all - I showed her parts of this movie and she got really offended.
If you read the reviews on IMDB, you will see that gays were seriously offended and insulted by this shit as well.
Then, to whom does this film appeal? This has got to be some kind of a cruel joke.
conjurious 2 years ago 5
OMG Loved watching this!!!! Thanks fo posting. Great watch at 2 in the morning on a Saturday night in front of a fire when it's 25 degrees outsde. LOL!!!! Make another one, Please!
foody1277 2 years ago
If Sam the baked Ham could get a distributor, he probably gladly would.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago
Why the fuck did he have to get naked?
sailorvelvet 2 years ago 7
he seriously thinks he is a sexy stud
drc1981 2 years ago 3
Kind of like a nude beach; the people you would WANT to see naked never take it off, and the people who are fat, old, hairy, etc.... are the ones who DO get naked.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 2
What a load if shit.
It would be my favorite movie if I loved movies with terrible everything and look like a 12 year old made it with a handycam.
mrchinglebells 2 years ago 5
Waste of time and money.
hpribot 2 years ago 2
I heavily doubt that the movie had a budget.
Y2JROCKFAN 2 years ago 2
lol the ending is a copy of Scarface.
Y2JROCKFAN 2 years ago 4
On his website, Sam cited "Scarface" as one of his favorite movies. Also note that Arthur worked as a dishwasher, just like Tony Montana.
rnigma 2 years ago
Oh my good !!!
fed1945 2 years ago 3
Maybe the reason churches don't take it to the extreme of baptizing naked today is because of some who looked like Sam Mraovich.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 8
i didn't know they made a 9mm nerf gun
bgfilms 2 years ago 9
My church has baptized 3 adults this year; and I'm glad they didn't hold a gun to their head and tell them to get naked. Wow Sam, how pathetic can you get?
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 9
Commenting on this clip along, I would like to point out the most depressing aspect of it. At roughly 1:08, you will see a music stand. Seeing as Ben was an aspiring "international musician superstar" this alone proves that he was working hard to break free from the shackles of his nursing/dish washing job and let soar his inner rock star. He died too soon to see this dream come true.
:'-(
Kmann360 2 years ago 4
I can't believe I watched this entire movie...
cygnus122 2 years ago 17
I think there should be some kind of an award for the guy who played Victor; an award for "Best job of controlling yourself under pressure" or something. I mean, for him to have to touch a naked fat fucking freak like Sam Mraovich for 5 minutes, then watch him rub himself all over; I would NEVER have gotten through those scenes with barfing all over the set.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 6
I...I don't know what to say...
Toastishott 2 years ago 7
Oh I get it! It's like Shakespeare right? The similarities between the two are so obvious! In Hamlet practically everybody dies at the end, and in Ben and Arthur everybody dies at the end!
Shakespeare used witty multi-layered writing to keep the audience engaged while challenging their moral outlooks, and in Ben and Arthur...everybody dies at the end!
I see what you did there, Sammy boy.
Orypeci 2 years ago 8
omg....suck
ctpotts64 2 years ago 4
Truly a masterpiece
turbomonkey138 2 years ago 2
Worst movie I have ever seen. I have suffered through 11 Clips of this abomination.
McSqueaky 2 years ago 8
Sam your a worthless Fruit cake
DarthVader28 2 years ago 5
With this movie, Sam effectively offended Christians, gays, lawyers, coffee shops, apartment owners, Mustang owners, strip club owners, police departments, hospitals, cell phone companies, 911, Smith and Wesson, Kia Motors, Dodge, nail polish remover companies, Alaska Airlines, the city of Los Angeles, the state of Vermont, the state of Hawaii, Registered Nurses, and Fed Ex
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 59
There weren't many demographics who were NOT offended by this movie by the end. lol
drc1981 2 years ago 6
@Moviewatcher1981 add newspapers to that list.
RoyalMessup 2 years ago 2
You're right; and maybe also hotels and supermarkets.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago
@Moviewatcher1981 Don't forget Palm Trees.
stfunoobomghax 1 year ago
Great, now I cant watch Scarface again without thinking of your fat smug face. Cheers Sam you fuking Cunt
MarkLegg87 2 years ago 6
Wow, the only slightly professional part of this movie was the credits.
HeatherCCKay 2 years ago 15
B&A is to film what Jim Theis' "The Eye of Argon" is to fiction writing.
rnigma 2 years ago
"The Eye of Argon" is the work of a genius. It is so profoundly dreadful it has achieved a certain "status" in science fiction.
WarlordXVII 2 years ago 2
I don't know what to say. His brother must be making a lot of money dealin the gay b gone (nail varnish remover) drugs. he drives a shitty car, lives in a shitty house but is always offering thousands and millions of dollars like it's nothing. having said that this thing is funny for all the wrong reasons and omg! did he have to be naked! at least they died in the end.
strawberryujam 2 years ago 6
Yep, two things I liked about this movie; Sam got punched out cold, and the worthless asses all die in the end.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 6
You know, when I started this film, I didn't think it was THAT bad. Amateurish, sure, but it seemed easygoing enough. I could laugh at it.
But in the second half, all pretense of fun went out the window, and the film became a spout of incest, violence, and bigotry, all fueled by Mraovich's personal hatred.
That's why this is the worst movie of all time. It's not just bad, its unpredictably bad. It's awful in a way that hurts the soul.
craterspike 2 years ago 22
That has to be the best serious summation of the film's problems that I've read.
rnigma 2 years ago
My opinion on "is Sam punking us?" - I have to say no, I believe he's dead serious.
rnigma 2 years ago
To be honest I don't buy that theory that Mraovich is putting on one big act. If he wanted to get famous quickly- even if it was for something stupid- I think he either would have posted a video on YouTube that would've been a sure fire hit (think Chocolate Rain and Doctor Rabbit is a Racist) or had his own Jackass-style show.
CrazyRhi123 2 years ago 2
I doubt it happens often, but I feel sorry for anyone who accidentally clicks on this link and immediately sees a naked bald fat white whale sitting on the floor by the bathtub.
drc1981 2 years ago 12
That happens way too often to me! Whenever I come to this part to read the comments, I scramble to click the "pause" button or to scroll down before that repulsive THING shows up on the screen! If I'm not quick enough, I lose my appetite for the next eight hours.
cerzule 2 years ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
whats your problem
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
Shut up, Sam Mraovich imposter!
ElizabethGStone 2 years ago 3
rnigma, I hate to ask, but can I be camerlengo of the First Church? :-D
AngelofMusic04 2 years ago 2
another error yeah
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
i have watched this full crap from the 1st seconds to the end twice full in few short months. and certain parts like a few million times! i'm like addicted to this man. i guess sometimes i like crappy and campy stuff and to be honest this is my biggest and guiltiest guilty pressure ever and nothing can replace it.
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
i mean second not seconds
and i mean pleasure not pressure.
this crap makes me become a dope
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
THE WORLD-WIDE (pun-intended)LORETTA (MILDRED) ALTMAN FAN CLUB.
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 2
Can I join? That'll bump the total members up to 4. ;) She's easily the "best" character in this filth, simply because she appears the least often.
cerzule 2 years ago 3
I feel unclean.
Nummysammich 2 years ago 6
I know. I may need confession after this-----and a margarita. My priest will absolve me after I murder Sam. All I have to do is show him the last scene.
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 4
Don't forget the eighty minutes preceding it. I'm sure the Pope himself would absolve anyone of Sam's merciful demise.
AngelofMusic04 2 years ago 2
Where's Victor's shoulder wound? Never
bleeds.
lol"Stan" is played by Hitchcock!
-Richard Hitchcock.
But my personal fav will always be Loretta Altman~Mildread (I've never seen it spelled that way be4), Extras-Holly Mraovich. Which scene was she in? Maybe she's in the 'crowded' cafe'. What's it like to see your brother act like this? Poor girl.Or maybe she's his twin.
skyemcleod1 2 years ago
I think Holly Mraovich was the fat bitch who just disappeared (along with the guy) in the coffee shop.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 3
omg-she's lucky not to have been in the last scene too. *gag* I'd never want my name in the credits.
skyemcleod1 2 years ago
I also will add that this movie has taught me one important lesson: it does not matter who you are, where you live and how terrible and stressing your life maybe because all you need to do is look at Sam Mraovich and realize that there are far, far, far less fortunate people in this world than you.
With that said I will now go and do the "FINAL DEED" in the bathroom before I head to bed. Good night.
likeupskirts 2 years ago 10
I would rather have dental work done through my ass than watch this pile of bat shit (Sam Mraovich) say "come fuck me now" ever again.
After I watched this film I have to admit that Hobgoblins and Manos: The Hands of Fate have been robbed of their Oscars.
likeupskirts 2 years ago 9
This movie is like a fag extra low-budget version of Hamlet. WTF!!! Give me my 85 minutes back!......well, at least I laugh so much.
marracute 2 years ago 4
2:14 - Shit, Arthur's got a gun. Everybody's got guns. I want a gun. :(
Willbryant 2 years ago 7
3:40... I think they've got poltergeists. :o
Willbryant 2 years ago 4
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AngelofMusic04 2 years ago
I read an interesting theory on IMDB's boards about Sam Mraovich; this guy has a theory that Sam is actually putting on an good act with his weird attitude, egotistical ways, etc.... all as a ploy to get his movie and name recognized, whether in good or bad ways. And that Sam is actually in reality a very intelligent normal person who has fooled us all with this movie, and all his other "works." An interesting thing to wonder about.
drc1981 2 years ago 2
oh now i'm goin crazy rhinkin bout that theory. i still think that is BS
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
I've thought about it a lot too, and I don't think it's true. I mean just a few days ago he made a serious looking, at least by his standards, video of himself requesting admission into the film academy's, the same thing he's been trying to do now for 8 years. lol But if he's just being a phony, he sure is wasting too much of his life doing it. I think it's more likely that this is who he really is, and that he is just that fucked up in the head, sorry to say. And he can't even see it.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 6
I agree with you, Moview.,that he is serious- based on the replies he keeps posting to me. He see,s to think he's cute and lovable. It's sad. I still think he's got narcissistic personality disorder amongst other problems. This film is his highest hommage-to himself.
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 2
No, he's for real.
Check his website (3 guesses as to what it's called), and just read the crap he wrote. He writes in the 3rd person, like someone else was writing about him, and says things like "Sam, a man of many talents", plasters his picture everywhere, and actually went to sites like IMDB, and wrote his own biography there, not to mention making loads of accounts to spam good reviews for B&A.
He's just a smalltime egomaniac, there's people like that anywhere. This film is the result.
Abazigal 2 years ago 6
WHat is this? Looks like a student film.
FallenAngelIII 2 years ago 5
Yeah ... if the student flunked out of middle school and became a glue-sniffing crackhead, that is.
cerzule 2 years ago 8
worst than a student film
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago 2
Thank God MILDRED's still alive!
Canon in D played on a kiddie toy piano ...yes--it makes "SENSE!"
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 7
I don't know what is worse, 1:25 or 2:29-3:55
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 13
Sam is a bigot worthy of the KKK! The bible and Catholic Tradition no where say you baptise naked! lol At least he should wear a Christening gown! The spectacle of his naked body....arrgh! *faints*
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 7
worst possible ending to the worst possible movie ever; the only people still alive are Mildred and the PI intern and Victor's sidekick; Sure hope they don't have a sequel with that cast
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 6
Don't forget Agent/Detective/Officer Moran, Stan and "The Bar Owner"....
WarlordXVII 2 years ago 5
...and Tammy. She would inherit Arthur's million dollar life insurance policy, since Ben, the beneficiary, also died, and Tammy was in fact still Ben's wife. She would meet Mildre(a)d, they end up having a lesbian affair... hey, it could work.
reelsiriuspwnage 2 years ago 6
You're both correct; And wow I never thought of Tammy inheriting the million from all this. Lucky her. Maybe she'll get a full makeover, get a tan, and go find another gay man to marry. I wouldn't plan on a Tammy/Mildred affair; Sam would never allow a movie that doesn't have him as the main focus for 98% of the camera time. jajaja
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 7
Don't forget women in his movies only live for five minutes total.
AngelofMusic04 2 years ago 5
yay mildred wins in the end. she got the cash, the girl and the glory
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
what about the sugar?
drc1981 2 years ago 3
and yeah the sugar too.LoL
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
Ben & Arthur 2: Scissors Ahoy
Abazigal 2 years ago 2
Catholics do not say all rhat fundamentalist crap: "Accept Jesus..."!OMG!
Sam, we GET it~the Church should apologise to you personally! Now will you please promise not to make anymore Catholic-bashing shite like this?! And you should be in Purgatory for that nude scene! Bring back the sox and sandles!!!
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 6
Yea, and his blue tank top, backwards hat, and glasses POS outfit from earlier, looks like a god send compared to him being naked on screen.
drc1981 2 years ago 4
haha,drc1981- absolutely! My 18 yr old son and I watched this together. He was forced to agree it was even worse than HIS # 1 choice for Worst Movie: REVAMPED! lol
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 5
Do you guys think that he can be sued by Brian De Palma for stealing that last bit from Scarface? I hope he gets sued for the whole 14 dollars that this movie grossed in (Sam's mom and dad were forced to see the movie or else they would've had to fuck Sam "before its too late lmfao"). His "nipples look like milk duds."
SolidEverest 2 years ago 11
@SolidEverest
Funniest comment of all time!!! well done, LMAO!!!!