Cartman explains how he deals with women

[pucknut11]

@ purplishous555 the fuck you would I'd kick YOUR fatass into next week

[bradgibss86]

EEEEHHH!!! get you bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.. and.. and bring me a beer!!!!!!

[definesIntrospection]

Lmfao I would never wanna fuck with cartman xD lawl

[swaggergyrls44]

Carl:Cartman wat the h are u tlkn abt/ Cartman:Im jus sayin u a lil woose

[rambo280863]

36 dislikes ha nice try Kyle...

[40stealthman]

EHHHH you get ur bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me som PAH!

[MarcusCharlieDuffy]

"if a woman gave me crap i'd be like.......AYY! YOU GO DO MY LAUNDRY!!!" LOL

[2103038335]

for those of you who don't get it or don't watch the show, Cartman is talking about his mother when he talks about a woman all four times. You can tell when he talks about a woman making him dress up and dance, smoke crack, and fucking a guy he doesn't know on his father's bed that he is describing his mother.

[Purplishous555]

The fuck he would! I would kick his fatass into next year!!

[TheMetalMask36]

I was with him until the last, then I got confused...

[2103038335]

Cartman is talking about his mother when he talks about a woman.

[TheIndustrialClef]

Hahhaha. Cartmen is such an asshole.

[JmHetalia]

The funny thing is, he did get his ass kicked by a girl hahaha

[TheCherrywine21]

im just saying your a little wuss thats all lol love cartman. =]

[bhorwith22]

You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some PAH!

[omgitgod520]

EEEEEHHHH YOU GO DO MY LAUNDRY (SIT DOWN KID *WOMAN SPEAKING*) yes Ma'am

[Assassin141Roblox]

@OctopusSandwich1337 Am i the only one who noticed there's no 13:37? T_T

[rectusdominus666]

EY! xDDD

[rocketman5989]

RIck james: i like to end each sentence with bitch.....bitch

[butters83chick]

yes ma'am



[mandyflower123]

lol im a girl and i find this fucking halarious especially when the bus driver yells at him and he goes yes mam! XD

[vgfanatic2]

35 people don't like pie.

[thomasedsfan]

35 women must hate being talked that way by kids like Cartman

[Brownsuka1]

Cartman is my hero hehe

[MarcusCharlieDuffy]

......HEY! you go do my laundry!

[puritymaggot1]

cartman says all this, but he got his ass whopped by Wendy in the Breast Cancer Episode lol

[TheChemist187]

@puritymaggot1 Did you see when he fought the midgit how funny that was

[puritymaggot1]

@TheChemist187 haha ya

[iLeviathan]

@TheChemist187 100x funnier when he got the shit kicked out of him by Wendy.

[KOBACx22]

u get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie... haahah

[Yasextreme]

"YES MA'AM!"

[DigiFanGirlxoxo12]

LMFAOO XD I LOVE ERIC! SO FUNNNNNYYY

[gabrielheath2017]

"Hey, why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!!!" HAHAHA

[101mortalkombat]

32 people are sids

[XxXxlethalartXxXx]

yeah... id like to see him say that to wendys face on the episode breast cancer show ever

[burn19ballz]

0:33 to 0:47 cartman was talking about his mother.

[StoneSlinging]

yhes mahm

[Freddy3740]

The original voice actor for Cartman rocked. 

[theinoccent1]

@Freddy3740 Trey Parker has always voiced Cartman..

[MrDown2Business]

@Freddy3740 it was the same voice actor but i do agree he sounded better back then :D

[1998Brony]

"YOU GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!!!" lol

[Deathbringer99699]

@1998Brony he was wrong.. the correct sentence would be : get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!! XD

[code187copkilla]

@Deathbringer99699 i think it should be take your bitch ass into the kitchen and get me a beer..

[junglemage666]

32 people can't knit sweaters XD

[Zepoch1]

Was I the only person who noticed there's no 0:56?

[fifa100000]

31 people don't get it.

[emokiller907]

I miss the old Cartman voice :(

[MAXAMILLIONMAN]

Cartman's voice in the early seasons was the shit

[JaguarPawww]

@MAXAMILLIONMAN i loved it, his we voice haha, and the noises he makes to funny

[kermicheo]

@MAXAMILLIONMAN at first glance I thought you said "cartman's voice was shit." ma bad.

[IJustLoveGod1]

LOL they forgot the one where he says "Hey woman..you shut your mouth and make babies" lol thats a good one

[VER10AAM35]

31 ppl were dressed like a mailman while some girl smoked cracked and had sex with some guy they dont know in their dad's bed

[mcownagedapwnage]

".. AND DO MY LAUNDRY!"

"SSSIIITT DDDOOOWWWWN, KID!"

"Yes ma'am!"

[chikiloka83]

South park mexican episode

[Th3Juic3]

This is missing the "make babies" part

[psx2514]

It's amazing how much his voice has changed. Does anyone know WHY his voice changed?

[DerQuails]

@psx2514 IT because the technology they use now for recording is better allowing for alot changes in voice pitch bet all so because the creators that the orignal voice was annoying.

[Laxbro86]

AY! Im gonna kick you in the nuts!

[noemistephanie93]

lmao at:45

[TheSummerfrench]

Haha Love him!

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

Cartman, what the hell are you talking about??

[SimonB198207]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld 'im just saying, you're just a little wuss, that's all.'

Cartman is such a bastard... : )

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

@SimonB198207 HEY! HEY! SHUT UP YOU DIRTY FUCKIN' JEW FUCKIN' KYLE! I'M NTO A FUCKING BASTARD! GO EAT YOUR.... JEWISH..... PANCAKES KYLE! SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME!

[SimonB198207]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld :)

[prsce22100]

@BeatlesMadeTheWorld isn't ringo jewish, only southpark cartoon can say dirty fuck jew and be funny, not funny when others say it

[slimv29]

@prsce22100 No, he's not Jewish, he's an anglican. But other than that, your right :)

[BeatlesMadeTheWorld]

@prsce22100 SHUT UP YOU DIRTY FUCKIN JEW!

[sashkris]

"SIT DOWN KIDDDD!!!"

"...YES MAM" looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

[Jezter93]

Lol. The bus driver is hilarious. :D

[House896]

now i want some fuckin PIE!!!!!

[rockstorm96]

get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie! my life motto

[MegaCharizard209]

@SaveSouthPark07 SOUTH PARK IS COMING BACK ON OCTOBER 5TH

ITS PRICKS LIKE YOU THT MAKE ME WANNA PUNCH A LITTLE KID

[mandm23sisters23]

if he said anything like that to me i would be like sit your ass down and respect my authoritah

[hackal10000]

If cartman ever bitched to me I'd be like "EY! YOU SIT YOUR LITTLE FAT ASS DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP!"

[Jumb0Media]

@hackal10000

Careful, he might trick you into eating your parents. ;)

[Blairtheblizzard]

why don't you go knit me a sweater before i slap you in the face?

[jimmis100gr]

dudes that really helped me ty cartman if she tries to kick my ass im gona tell her " Hey get your ass to kitchen or else im gona kick you in the nhuts "

[OctopusSandwich1337]

am i the only one who noticed there's no 0:54?

[WeAreEandJ]

@OctopusSandwich1337 not any longer :P

[julianwelton]

@OctopusSandwich1337 How is that possible, lol?

[guitar45rocks5]

@OctopusSandwich1337 there is a 0:54, but there is no 0:55

[adamsrbin]

@OctopusSandwich1337 hahaha good one! :D

There is sometimes... watched 3 times, saw it once.

[XxBudjavLebacxX]

@OctopusSandwich1337 that comment doesent have any real point

[numbtonaruto]

@OctopusSandwich1337 yes there is

[MelvinThe42]

@OctopusSandwich1337 Most YT vids do that. I hate it.

[gtafan2011]

@OctopusSandwich1337 me

[mellurass1]

@OctopusSandwich1337 noticed after i saw your comment

[midzata]

@OctopusSandwich1337 I don't get it. what's missing?

[zxcvbvcxz102]

@OctopusSandwich1337 yah

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

@OctopusSandwich1337 Did you notice there's no 12:26 either? Strange... it's a conspiracy...

[SkullPrincess06]

@SixtyNineWoodstock well the thing is if you check the time on the vid there actually isn't a 0:54 second so you just epicly fail dude

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

@SkullPrincess06 ... I understood that, There isn't a 2nd to last second on most youtube videos. That's just how it works. Check a few.

[Aw0L74]

@SkullPrincess06 If you drag the progress bar back after it ends, there is in fact a 54 second mark at times. It's there sometimes.

[SkullPrincess06]

@Aw0L74 ok true there is sometimes :/ but seriously why would you say that there isn't a 12:26 on a 0:55 second vid, thats just plain stupid to make a point... i would have said there isnt 0:56th second

[Aw0L74]

@SkullPrincess06 I have no idea why that person said there was no 12:26, you'd have to ask them why they said it.

[kordunskastr]

I'm just trying to say that 26 people are a little wussies that's all!

[CaptMARNEY]

AY!!

[Algastar]

AY! I'ma kick you in the NUUUTS!

[P4trykos94]

The best part is definitely "EY!" :D

[HollywoodWhore17]

Being a woman of the 21st century, i must say... THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT! :D

[yappers4]

To any fat ugly feminists who disliked this vid:

HEY! GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!

[Charga455]

AYE, YOU GET YO BITCH ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE MEH SOME PIE!

[AsdPwn3d]

Last :DDD

[SpikeandCharmVids]

@Cheercaptaincutie well Tums is a medicine, so maybe Tumbs is like that! Lol, jk.

[Cheercaptaincutie]

25 women watched this video! xD

[legologo42]

Cartman: Alright Bebe lets see the list

Bebe: What

Cartman: You know what im talkin about bitch the list where you rate each boy in the class

Bebe: Thats not for boys to look at its a secret girl list and you can't see it

Cartman: Craig is on the bottom right or is it Kenny cause he be eating poptarts for dinner if you married him

Bebe: Im not telling and anyway im not the list keeper Nelly is and Nelly will never let you look at it so there pfft

Cartman: PFFT FUCK YOU BEBE, FUCKIN BITCH!

lol!

[kujaftw]

"SIT DOWN KIDDD, yes mam"

[a7xbfmv23]

"well u know, u slap her titties around some then stick it in her and pee"- Eric Cartman

[SugarRushxx1]

I <3 this...HILARIOUS! 23 people don't know how to knit a sweater! :p

[Warpath2198]

Cartman's idol is Dick Masterson

[PJSkins26]

Wendy kicked Cartman's ass! 

[austen3838]

Hey

[colbydude1230327]

I LIKE PIE

[03Cheerleading]

lmfao!

[ilovemeee47]

I love the one where he's like get your bitch ass back in th kitchen and make

E some PIE! Hahahahhaha lolz

[andrei7227]

if a woman try to kick my ass i'll be like: EEY!

that gets me everytime :)

[hanson666999]

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich >:-(



[xmkhxfashowx]

Cartman, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

[joeywomer]

You never want the woman to be the boss. Unless it's Mrs. Crabtree.

[buloo1234]

they say a womens work is never done,tats why us men get paid more

[ember13dp]

omg i watched this yesterday!!!!!!!!!!

[iheartMRLambert]

But Wendy kicked his ass in the breast cancer episode.

[Mazmorrero2]

@iheartMRLambert I like Cartman, but he deserved that one.

[Solon1]

@iheartMRLambert, oh wow, that episode ruled! I loved the Cartman ending speech xD

[badbadfull]

@iheartMRLambert He was getting older

[nekkro92]

@iheartMRLambert feminist

[MsButters8]

yes maam! lol

[EleniShahida]

@KuschelKaetzchenNr1

No ? Scott Tenormans dad is hes dad

[Werewolfmist]

hmmm.... Wendy kicked his ass... and he never said anything like that.... ssssoooo he's just being his usual, lying self! :D what would we do without cartman?

[buloo1234]

women= kitchen

[jakeP2110]

@KuschelKaetzchenNr1 i was watching one last night his dad as a ginger that episode was an aprils fools episode

[mistaaace]

MAKE ME SOME PIE!

[barca7811]

Im just saying your just a little wooss thats all 

[LastOfTheWilds920]

HEY! WHY DON'T YOU...

[GamrDan]

Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some PAH!

[MrPatriotNorwegian]

Get your ass back in the kitchen

[senor47]

@KuschelKaetzchenNr1 I know, but....what did he see?

[woodyburns]

You forgot, "listen Missy, why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face?!"

[unimaginableenemy]

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!Get your ass back in the kitchen!!!

[senor47]

The last one was about his mom. Still.......oh his dad's bed?.......

[SuckMyAssBarf]

Whoa Dude!

[senor47]

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[jriley1992]

Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?! lmao

[xSasuNaruAmutox]

lol im kinda sadened that they decided to deepen cartmans voice because his high squicky voice was soo FUNNY..XD..i mean ones voice doesnt really change from age 8-9 does it?

[Noodles37UK]

This is what happens when Satan mates with a sparrow.

[MattitudeEra]

@Duwfree Step 1. Die, Step 2. You're dead.

[MrViko1]

pop a boner slap her tities around stick in inside her and pee!!!!!!

[sgreen4]

Cartman's voice has really changed over the years

[BlueStarDiamont5]

@sgreen4 he grew up :')

[thoughtheglass]

@LycoValleyRRFan

thumbs down on the above, if all these stupid thumbs up comments annoy you!

[robertsfunny1995]

@LycoValleyRRFan Cartman's all talk.

[VioletLove248]

@robertsfunny1995 Tell that to scott tenorman you jew!

[robertsfunny1995]

@VioletLove248 touche, but it's not like he did it himself, he just set his parent's up to get killed, plus he gets his @ss whooped constantly.

[Cheercaptaincutie]

@LycoValleyRRFan I'll give u a THUMBS up, because i dont know what a tumb is! :P

[TutorialsByOZ]

@LycoValleyRRFan Wendy didn't kick his ass,she fucked the shit out out of him

[LycoValleyRRFan]

@TutorialsByOZ true



[fragilefreakout]

@LycoValleyRRFan that wasn't a cool episode

[lilboyful]

if a woman tried to break my heart i'd be like "Ay! respect my authoritah!!!"

[eviltreemonster]

Cartman would make a good Muslim :)

[holylolx]

@eviltreemonster WTF A MUSLIM? fuck muslims what are you talking about

[eviltreemonster]

@holylolx

They both treat women the same.

[sassygurl4sho]

Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?

.......I'm just saying you're a little wuss thats all.

[tacostits]

im juz sayin ur just a lil wuss thats all

[ejnar95]

cartman for president !

[KennyIsMyLover4eva]

@DelTevynes

It's respect my authoratah!!!!

[TheMattzzz]

that last part lol wth

[DelTevynes]

Ay ! Respect my authorateh !!!

[spnkypunky]

what episodes were all of these frum?

[maxfm83]

Cartman is clearly the messiah. we need to build churches in his honour.