Sidney: "I never got flowers from anyone. Such a nice man. A real human being!" Gordon: "Pull over, driver!" Sidney: " A really human being!" (Taxi stops) Gordon: "Get out, Sid!" Sidney: "What?" Gordon: "Said get out!" Sidney: "Would you like a rose?" (Gordon throws bouquet out. Sidney jumps out.) Sidney: "You son of a bitch! Why'd you do it?" (Sidney runs for bouquet and picks it up, then turns to taxi driving off.) Sidney (at peak voice): "I HOPE MOMMA NEVER DIES, YOU PUTZ!" WOW! No.1 line!
capitainehaddoque 1 month ago
Gordon: "You raped a cop?"
Sidney: "It was one of those guys who walks around the park in drag looking or purse snatchers ..."
Gordon: "Couldn't you tell?"
Sidney: "Not right away. It was dark. And I was terribly excited."
capitainehaddoque 1 month ago
1st gang member: "Who's going first?"
2nd gang member: "The guest of honour!"
1st gang member: "That's you, Sidney!"
Sidney: "That's me, Sidney ..."
Weird! Just Weird!
capitainehaddoque 1 month ago
Mrs. Hochheiser: "This is my son, you can't fool me! I'd know this tush anywhere! What a tush!"
Gordon: "Mamma, please don't do this!"
Louise: "I think I'd better go!"
Mrs. Hochheiser: "What a tush!"
Gordon: "Please! Louise, don't go!"
Mrs. Hochheiser: "Cover your tush!"
capitainehaddoque 1 month ago
Gladys: "I'm w a r n i n g you, if you go over there ..."
Sidney: "Gladys, if I don't go over there, he'll send her here!"
(Pause)
Gladys: "Don't change. Take a cab. Here's money. Hur-ryy!!"
capitainehaddoque 1 month ago
African-American woman: "Taxi! Taxi!"
(Several taxis drive by. Sidney in Gorilla outfit appears. Taxi stops. Sidney gets in. Taxi drives off.)
African-American woman: "Taxi!"
(Taxis keep driving by.)
OMG!
capitainehaddoque 1 month ago
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7beers 2 months ago