Sonic Says Sexual Harassment is No Good - HQ

[NerfedFalcon]

I have learned the entire thing.

[nintendobros64]

AOSTH > every DIC sonic show in existence, even SATAM

[roguetrip99]

Dale from Horrible Bosses should watch this

[kingbooismy42]

11 sonic wants YOU to join the army

[Makingsutube]

who are you? you don't even know youtube videos!!!

[XxxT900xxX]

@Makingsutube That is true, and you are a gentleman and a scholar.

[brawlman87]

This is scary since its a kids program

[noobnubcakes]

Im so used to him saying something strange because of all of the youtube poops of it.

[GreenBlockland]

This video made Classic Sonic sexy.

[TheWu1821]

nigga fuck the police

[GreenBlockland]

12 people are child rapists.

[thehowisaguy]

So if he's touching your genitals you suddenly shout, "NO!" Then run away while he has a firm grip on your balls.

[DJRosiel]

I was touched by an elementary school teacher who just so happened to be a cop. And he made me call him daddy. Does that count?

[GRRAB]

Theres just something so lifeless and eerie about the way his iris are drawn.

[KazeSkyfox]

I bet 90% of the people watching this are into cub porn.

[papoj1PVR]

Does touching myself count?

[GabZonY]

@papoj1PVR If you yourself touch yourself in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that doesn't count as sexual harassment. No, that counts as...Uuh... Alien Hand Syndrome?

[hellfireleo]

@lordaapjes Problem?

[kingofthering24]

What if the person/people touching you is your parents and one is a police officer and the other is a teacher?

[Cassandrabellex]

@kingofthering24 Just run.

[kingofthering24]

@Cassandrabellex Ahh...a bullet proof plan!

[gso619]

@kingofthering24 just use the best strategy ever invented. KICK EM' IN THE NUTS! Or if you're a guy and being molested by a woman just brag about it to your friends.

[kingofthering24]

@gso619 poke em in the eye

[MrRikardoe]

@kingofthering24 QUICKLY FIND A PEDOPHILE!

[ILoveHamHams]

@VanLikesJustinBieber Leave them alone. -_- You're an idiot who won't let them ask a simple question.

[UltimateShadow10]

So thats how hes been able to avoid Amy for this long...

[jimbodeek]

@UltimateShadow10 LOL

[evilmonkeykillbot]

first you say DIE

then you say SPAGGETTI

then you say TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

[manueldiaz109yahoo]

The teacher can rape you why bother with the teacher

[boyuanzhang96]

Chris Hansen does the job fine enough.

[mallaass]

Why would you tell your teacher?

[vanhalen101492]

@VanLikesJustinBieber Found you! Ha ha ha! Get ready to be reported!

[VanLikesJustinBieber]

@vanhalen101492 idc cuz i can make more

[vanhalen101492]

@VanLikesJustinBieber Why don't you GTFO YouTube?

[VanLikesJustinBieber]

@vanhalen101492 HAHA IDC

[wrymrestking]

anyone creeped out by that?



[GalladeRoxas1]

What if your parents, your teacher, and a police officer ARE the ones doing it?

[andrewlawrence2209]

Finally! The first video is the un-edited version.

[4everinthetwilight]

What if the guy is really really hot and my ideal fuck buddy?

[NintendoVeteran85]

11 pedophiles got pwned by Sonic!

[Nicholasdude187]

I think we can all agree that the funniest part is when he tells kids getting humped by someone you like is the coolest thing ever.

[gabefett]

@Nicholasdude187 he said hugged

[NintendoVeteran85]

@Nicholasdude187 you sicko. he did not say humped!!

[AzEvanz]

@Nicholasdude187 lol thats funny, dont know why people are butchering you, you made a funny!

[capp6969]

What happens if the teacher, the police man and your parents are touching in the no no spot ?

[Milodiablo]

@capp6969 Then I guess..... THAT'S NO GOOD!!!!

[FCLakerona]

what if the teacher is doing it to me sonic. i need help :'(

[TheInstantClassic1]

@FCLakerona Does it make you feel uncomfortable?

[dremorabrisco]

I thought this was fake until i saw this episode on thistv i never knew the creators would make sonic talk about harassment

[samoiomn]

THATS NO GOOD!

[monkeyboy857]

btw this guy said the video is infamous because ALL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES KEEP RE-EDITING THIS VIDEO TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE HE'S GIVING BAD ADVICE TO LITTLE KIDS! STOP DOING THAT OR I WILL KILL THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[markusthut]

@monkeyboy857 wouldn't it be better if you love and tolerate the shit out of them?

[Nicholasdude187]

@monkeyboy857 No

[monkeyboy857]

@Nicholasdude187 Then I suggest you watch your back. Because one day you're gonna get a bullet in your ass.

[Nicholasdude187]

@monkeyboy857 Are you threating me online? You must be a retard.

[monkeyboy857]

@Nicholasdude187 Fuck you.

[superyoshigame]

@Nicholasdude187 true

[Naokishi]

@monkeyboy857 thats not very nice D:

[monkeyboy857]

@Naokishi well he thinks editing this video to make it sound like sonic is telling kids to do bad things is funny. it's not. it's stupid and offensive.

[MarioFan124]

Thanks for the advice, Sonic!

Me: *goes to get physical*

Doctor: Please take off your pants.

Me: No! *gets out of there*

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

I suddenly realized--there's no mention of the clergy under "someone you trust."

Now I can't stop laughing.

[BigDealStudios]

Press 5 repeatedly and it'll sound like he's saying Marty

[eitrig]

What the fuck is this.

[Electroposit]

0:04 "Kids, theres nothing more cool than being humped by someone you like"

[monkeyboy857]

@Electroposit he said "hugged", wiseass.

[Cubicstudios]

Press 4 "sonic wants your vote"

[DenimSaxPlaya]

There's nothing more than being hugged!

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

FUCK THE POLICE THEY CAN EAT A DICK STRAIGHT UP.

[IndianaJonesfans09]

OMG, where do I start?

[197022007]

Don't tell your parents or your teacher is they're the ones doing it....

[AngelDrive9]

Sorry my parents are out of town for the weekend.

I don't have a cell phone or money to call the police.

and my teacher...hes gay...

[stevethenazizombie]

i thought he said at the start kids theres nothing better than being humped and i was like wtf :O 0:05

[xXFlyingWolfXx]

he forgot the part where you kick the dude in his b**ls.

Beter version:

Virst you say: no!

than: you kick de guy in his b**ls

and finaly: you run like me and go cry in your mommy's arms

[pmeister94]

even best ur priest! oh wait...

[TrueRomoGuy]

First you say: BUZZ OFF ASSHOLE!

[theenchantedstopsign]

0:05

[mankytoes]

Like this if Sonic saved you from childhood abuse.

[klk155]

its your body no one has right to touch them if you don want to!

tell that to amy sonic...

[TheKoopaOfCod]

A police officer... What if your high?

[332211ggGHGFF]

lol- leave it to Sonic to talk to kids about Sexual Harassment...

Who comes up with this stuff...

[funkymunky65]

@332211ggGHGFF welcome to the world of sega.

[wangtang32000]

i thought about this video when i looked at this.

watch?v=Cdggx-70KV4&feature=fe­edlik

[Arjahn767]

First, you say "NO!", then you go all soisoisoisosoisoi on their Ass

[MelavaXP]

First you say "No" Then you WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[gobuccos97]

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dawnpool93]

I don't know why but I like his face at 0:09.

[AnonymousRYT]

Wow I would totally hate this if it weren't for Jaleel White's Sonic voice. Adventures, the load of crap that it was, had the best Sonic voice ever imao. Urkel did Underground and Satam too, but for this its like he knew how bad it was so he wanted to give it a redeeming quality, which is the amazing Sonic voice.

Oh, and is that the Inspector Gadget theme playing in the background??????

[BlazingNetwork]

Uhh Sonic, humans cannot run that fast.

[TheColdHotdog]

Kids, if it touches you, it's not unconfortable, ITS SO GOOOOD OOOOOOH

[lordgiratina7000]

i dont trust anyone...XD

[TheClodfather]

urkel lol

[michael9r9r]

This is a kid show???

[ChristophersFlashes]

@michael9r9r TV-Y for preschoolers

[MrMatdalegend]

I like how everyone assumes he's talking about someone's love-spuds being touched by a stranger. He could've meant being touched in the eye by a stranger, that would pretty painful.

[Kikyo228]

I don't see how saying "No" will get you out of it. I think the person will most likely enjoy it. Lol.

[majin0buu]

a police officer? no fucking way!

[SuperComedywatcher]

tell someone you trust like weegee



[iTailsTheFox]

In the end he says police officer then he is cut off this sez moment little kids wouldnt get.

[Danwolf15]

But guys...What the makers thinking when they make this ?!?! SONIC speaks The truth about phedophile people ? That show is weird,disturbing and gay o.o

[darkstar11star]

you forgot the part were you scream "R A P E GET THOSE HANDS AWAY FROM ME RAPE!"

[AnonymousRYT]

"Get out of there!"

Well we dont all have superspeed, jackass!!

[lol001]

when i was in second or third grade, the male teacher rubbed my pussy almost every day during recess, he also kissed me with his tongue when i got an answer wrong, i dont know if he still works there it was 10 years ago, i was too embarassed to tell when i found out what he did i always kept is as a secret, can i still do something?

[94Moonstar]

@lol001 Of course you can! I wish you would have done something sooner. Now that you're away from him, you need to tell someone. You have a right to privacy, and he had NO right touching you that way. I don't know what it feels like, but I can guarantee a secret like that will haunt you. I'm not asking you to go looking for trouble, or to not feel embarassed, but if you don't feel comfortable about something, you gotta tell somebody you trust. I hope this helps, and I'm sorry that happened to u.

[Silveirta]

My Friend: Omg it was hilarious...but I swear he grabbed me so hard it was as if he was trying to rape me.

Me: *Says Sonic's speech word for word*

My Friend: ....are you retarded!?!?

[Iwantwowserver]

Bed Intruder?

[kattykool1994]

Who can take this shit seriously? They may as well have given the job to Sailor Moon Says and been done with it...

[ShinChanRules5]

@kattykool1994 An anime chick with a short skirt talking about sexual harassment? That's, like, sexual harassment itself. 0_0

[tredlow]

But what if it MAKES me comfortable?

[Anzallos]

It's your body, use it when you need it!

[abby2flippyFLABBY]

WHAT?!?!

[MJSexyBoy]

and thats real??

[lauriesworldrox]

comine from sonic its quite creepy..

[godshotthepony]

-cough-

So... how 'bout that game last Sunday? Pretty good, pretty good.

[SlickWilly74]

but what if you were touched by your parents the teacher and the police officer.

[lilryanps3]

@SlickWilly74

Then you get outta there

[jamesgeesar]

download link please!!!

[Sheepytown]

Tell their teacher? Half the time, they're the one that's doing it!

[Violenteers]

@Sheepytown Sometimes the same goes for police officers and parents half the time, so....Yeah, I'd just say run.

[AyumiHyuga1]

Lol, Sonic.

[jimbobmcgee]

PINGAS.

[drakon125]

true shit

[Chemodam]

THAT'S NO GOOD.

Wait, he expects me to  trust a police officer?

[3ToTheDS]

Thanks Sonic, but this would of been more helpful a couple years ago.

:I

[millgiass]

@3ToTheDS Well considering that this video is probably from 15 years ago or more.. you can't say the info wasnt out there. lol

[TLCTugger]

Great advice from Sonic. But what will we tell males that were harmed by genital mutilation before they were old enough to watch Sonic? They will ask "Why didn't you protect me?"

94% of the world's females are protected by law from even a pin-prick to draw one ceremonial drop of blood, with no religious exemption. Protect boys too.

[millgiass]

@TLCTugger You act like we WANT dog penis... lol

[RockoMyler]

@millgiass If you knew what having all your cock was like, I doubt you'd be so eager to have it chopped off.

[zeroxlulu]

There's nothing more who had been hired by someone who might subcontracted touchy plates, right away that makes you feel uncomfortable it will be into your body no one has the right to talk to you if you don't want do it and so what do you do first yesterday no name, most important pactel someone detractors depends on your teacher a police officer. ~ Transcribe Audio

[HSPickering]

hey what you doing?

sonic just told me about pedophiles...

[snukka]

10 Molesters don't like this

[TheVodkaHaze]

Shut up will ya?! Sonic the Hedgehog is giving me lessons on molestation!

[blackdragonroxy]

I recognize the background music...

[Enk64]

What if it was all of the above doing it to me?? i.e the parents the teacher and the police officer?? (sobs)

[faisal1979m]

what if the cop is a gay

[GavsEvans123]

This was made in response to Robotnik making Sonic touch his PINGAS!

[MajickDemoniack]

Nine people dislike this video and that's NO GOOD!

[TempestDacine]

Tell someone you trust, like your teacher...

*looks at number of sexual harassment cases involving teachers*

yeah....no

[jjcomet93]

It's my life Sonic. No one has the right to tell me what to do when I don't wanna. So what do I say... FFFFFFFFFUCK YOU!!!

[242BRYAN]

YOU GOTTA TELL SOME1 U TRUST...LIKE A RAPER!

[virgil592]

Guru: Do I look catholic to you?

[xBlackxZerox]

0.0

[familyguyLPfan934]

I'm not sure if this is a fail or a WIN

[azal8521]

(touches myself by accident and freaks out)AAGGHH(tells police)

police:son your goin to the asylum

[ThorirEy]

Thats molesting he is talking about, not sexual harassment.

[Toadinator2000]

Elmo had to watch this after Katy Perry visited Sesame Street.

[blutundeisen]

lol police gets you then get out of there then tell you homies xD yeah sonic we got it dood!

[PooPrime9]

Sonic forgot kids are not as fast as him so they won't go fucking lightspeed and they might not escape someone touching their pingas

[PKLove10000]

@PooPrime9 WIN!

[opti95]

@PooPrime9 whats a pingas

[PooPrime9]

@opti95 ask Dr. Robotnik

[opti95]

@PooPrime9 oh shit!

i thought it was just a spelling mistake..

....but what is a pingas???

[DaJazzMan9114]

@opti95

Just Google it.

SnooPING AS usual, I see?

[urgonnadie25]

@PooPrime9 hahahah pingas



[lolwut155]

> implying I trust police

[BrenMcCloud]

Kids, there's nothing more cool than being f***ed by your parents.

lmfao

[TheMunchlaxboy]

hey kids, i gotta better idea:

there's NOTHIN' wrong being touched by someone ya like, but when it get's to 4th base, that's NO GOOD. first, ya gotta say FUCK YOU!

then ya gotta kick them in the balls as hard as you can, or get something metallic or highly flamable, and continue the process. if it's a female (if hot, leave them be) ya gotta *CENSORED*

[talkingbeatlehead]

This sounds like it was really on the cartoon.

[TheSpartan008]

@talkingbeatlehead

It was ^^

[talkingbeatlehead]

@TheSpartan008 ah i thought he said something other then hugged >.>

[Aleu]

@talkingbeatlehead

It was. This is the real one.

[TheDanielHolt]

lol what

[hypnodance]

"Tell someone you trust, like your parents, a teacher, or a police officer!"

The three people most likely to be the molestors in the first place.

[Rambowjo2]

@hypnodance nice stereotypes bro

[arcanine480]

Tailz r iz a godd speeler!

[chcoman123]

fail...of very epic proportions...

[clonecomanderfox]

Hey, at least he doesn't tell the kids to go to father O'Riley's house if they're molested

[vegetableism]

you gotta tell someone you trust like the spanish inquesition or the knights of the round table

[DialgaRock]

Kids, there's nothing cooler than being taught about sexual harassment by Sonic the Hedgehog. But when someone other than Sonic tries to teach you about sexual harassment, that's not good.

[Sonicfag4life]

@DialgaRock It would have been a hell of a lot funnier if you put no good. The line is no good NOT "not good".

[DialgaRock]

@Sonicfag4life

You just ruined it 100%. And I know that, dumbass. It was a FUCKING TYPO.

[Sonicfag4life]

@DialgaRock How did I ruin it? I didn't use the line. I just simply pointed out your mistake for everyone to see. Ain't I a stinker.