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  • tell you what, boris cant be a politician, hes justtoo human.

  • Boris has my vote.....he's a top bloke.

  • @dilwich123 Thanks to m'learned friends, may you long maintain your wonderful opinion of the man who definitely didn't recently use a newspaper injunction to stop true stories of his extra-marital affairs being reported by the press!

  • Isn't the 'Elephant Trap' a chess trap?

  • "ha ha ha richly comic...um I said ah ah ah good point"

  • It's a shame Paul couldn't get his line in fully: "Boris, you must'nt think of yourself as an elephant!" 3:32

  • FAT BASTARD

  • Did he name 'Rommel' as a hero?

  • @crazyboyxx In what way is fascism left-leaning? I do agree though that communism does just end up like fascism in that the power inevitably ends up in the hands of the few, instead of communal ownership. It's just that fascism is honest about that and communism works on the illusion that everyone is equal.

  • @LemonZeppelin Fascism clearly has left wing elements within its ideology, in its approach to class and the role of the individual within society. It is certainly far removed from traditional left and right wings of the spectrum.

  • Off to play some Wiff Waff Old Bean

  • Boris for fuhrer

  • old bean????? lmfao!!!

  • Gotta love Bozza

  • Am I the only person that thinks "Mayor BoJo" looks like Matt Lucas from "Little Britain"?!?

  • @jdt3000 haha, he does a bit, doesn't he? never noticed that! :D

  • I can't believe people are laughing at this. We're talking about a conspiracy to commit violence.

  • @dickymootelly An incredibly funny conspiracy :P

  • @dickymootelly fuck off you communist fuck face ;)

  • @bantermelon The word 'führer' is German for 'leader' and is associated with Hitler who was fascist/totalitarian. Fascism is at the complete opposite end of the political spectrum. Communism is extreme left, Fascism is extreme right. So you should be calling this user a 'fascist fuck face'. Nice try, though.

  • Rich Lee Comic.

    Now THAT'S a good name.

  • god... this is the episode that Boris said they where faking the show!!... that really pissed Pual and Ian off : ] good ol' Boris

  • That did come up. :P

  • what happened to the sound? did anyone elses fade out at 0:43 then fade back in again at 1;00 :) just in case ma PC is buggered x

  • @TIVAchristolly mine too

    

  • @TIVAchristolly same happened to me, ur pc is safe lol

  • @TAPDoink 7 ta x

  • the way he fiddels his pen show's haha, you can tell he's building up with anger trying not to snap. 3:56

  • Most torys are criminals.

  • @MonsterMunchAreAce Jim Devine? Eric Ilsley? David Chaytor? Do those names mean anything to you?

  • @MonsterMunchAreAce most mps are. Tory, Lib, Labour, Old Labour, BNP, Commi, Green. All out to line their pockets. all out to shaft us. All knee deep in lies, sleaze and dirty money.

  • Who said stupid? More like shrewed if you ask me.

  • were fuked if he becomes pm he'll probably hand over nuclear secrets to anyone

  • Which episode is this?

  • Everyone loves Boris. Some people just don't know it.

  • ahahahha wot crap quality :L

  • @shaunm506 your so cool shaun

  • most intelligent politician of our age easily

  • my god ian has a near full head of hair!

  • Boris is cool

  • At 3:44 watch Hislops hands with the pen.

  • ian hislop - what a cunt hes being...

  • He's got a very good design about him, Boris... he'd be a good animated character.

  • Nah, no way Boris is as dumb as he pretends to be. To quote Stephen Fry, "Good god...no, you couldn't possibly be!" It's a very good act which has gotten him far.

  • @DKLabRat He's what you would say "book smart". He's still a complete tool.

  • 1:04

    "ha ha ha ha richly comic yes hhmhmhmhmh"

    that was hilarious

  • love boris!

  • dont be fooled by boris playing the fool

    it gets him off the hook most times

  • @erlock21 damn right..i dont think hes as stupid as he makes out to be

  • @slipshodcoqbgg you're not going to get very far with the idea charging people $10, whats the attraction ?

    notice how i used 'charging' and 'attraction' regarding this magnet motor lmao i'm sic !

  • I LOVE HIM. what a great guy.

  • "Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, has demanded changes to the law making it more difficult for workers to strike "

    So now they want to take peoples rights away even more to stop them striking when they feel their pay is unfair ? NEW WORLD ORDER or what my god

    "Home Secretary Theresa May has authorised a blanket ban on marches in a city on the day of a planned protest by a right-wing campaign group. " So people are not allowed to protest any more ?

    THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

  • @sweetypie000

    Striking because you're working in a shit job for shit pay is a good reason.

    Striking because you've just realised that you can cripple a city so you can get more money is extortion.

    Atleast in the case of the tube. Those dickheads.

  • @Lollocide So people, in your book, are not allowed to strike because it causes distruption ? lmao you are too funny for words. People have a right to demonstrate their dislike and unfairness of their working conditions.

    Have you seen / been on the underground ? I've done it for 10 times a week for over 15 years and it is pitiful. The conditions are a disgrace and the cost to travel nothing less than theft. The revenue they make is NOT going on better conditions so I say STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE !

  • @sweetypie000

    So what, everytime you get a shitty job, its perfectly acceptable to strike, even if you're getting above the average wages to work it?

    Where does the striking end? When workers only work 10 minutes a day and earn the same as a CEO? Your idea that everyone should be able to strike at any moment because they feel like it is an idiotic approach. Business is business, life is life and people are going to bitch regardless of whatever they get.

    Deal with it.

  • @Lollocide a whole workforce is affected, you make out this is one person having a gripe. Who's wrong ?

    "Your idea that everyone should be able to strike at any moment " who said that ? i stopped reading there you prick

    good bye. i'm right, you're wrong

  • @sweetypie000

    lol. hf.

  • Boris may be a buffoon but Hislop is being a bit of a git here.

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  • What a tosser!

  • Even if it wasn't Boris for Mayor.. London would still be the same

    You can't control A city of that size, especially with the people that are there

  • @MrCherryaid thats the kind of blind thinking that shows public defeat and apathy.

    get the right body in the job and there will be improvement.

    London has not seen a decent body in the job though and one can only judge by the slackers in the role presently and before

    Roles in government seem to be the only jobs in the world where you are actually encouraged, and given bonuses - NOT to do a good job because you will only make your replacement look BAD

  • He's Mayor of London now! Chief Executive of a city of 7 million.

  • @evilstormsam yeah shame isn't it

  • One thing I love about politics in britian: we never take stuff seriously. :) FUN

  • @DoggoloverLucy because having a guy in power getting a top salary and having a laugh at our expense and misery is such a chuckle

  • Thanks to him the Olympics will be shit (as well as everyone else on the Olympic board)

  • @aced1592 ant and dec or the chuckle brothers presenting it. something shit like that.

    i think we should get zippos circus in to do the opening as the country is a big joke

  • Boris is fantastic smoothie of stupidity, hillarity and intelligence. Although not 3 of those things are in 1/3rd.

  • boris is a legend.

  • Lord Mayor of London: the streets are paved with gold.

  • @adamtzsch and the homeless, and immigrants, but not homeless immigrants

  • Nothing like the old episodes... was this from a VHS Tape?

  • Boris is cleverer than most people think

  • boris for prime minister

  • Good stuff, feel a bit sorry for Boris though. Done well though ain't he?

  • Boris: A sort of verbose, British Chauncy Gardener.

  • @AlanPartridge41M You know Labour won't be out forever this government will be wildly unpopular, and it didn't start popular as Labour did. Also you need to learn the definition of objective and subjective. You're taking what I said too personnally (probably my fault for calling you a cunt) but it must be said my Liberalism is not wrong neither is your Conservatism.

  • @PrimaIScream

    hate to bring it up, but debate would be more entertaining than the average Guardian op-ed. To quote a Guardian reader and a Guardian some-time writer:

    "You are an intolerant fucking deluded cunt, people on the right won't stop claiming bias until the final 2 lefty papers are ended."

    "sorry, there's no money left" (oh, what time was Liam's hand-delivered soup due, again?)

    Then again, I'd hate for you - or anyone - to assume I believe The Sun to be a newspaper !!! :)

  • Boris for PM

  • @AlanPartridge41M Normally I, and presumably most people, read the guardian (not mirror) and read the facts and think about them and form opinions based on information. While Sun is propaganda on the right equal to the mirror... yet accompanied by the mail, express and telegraph. You are an intolerant fucking deluded cunt, people on the right won't stop claiming bias until the final 2 lefty papers are ended.

  • UM wtf? just discovered this guy lol. Hes an MP, yet hes the same guy who took out a german in an epic takedown in a football match lol?

  • @AlanPartridge41M What about all the filthy dirty right wing bullshit like in the sun and A LOT of newspapers..?

  • "That did come up"... superb.

  • Boris for prime minister!!!

  • Love Boris!!

  • using the subtitles "Freezing cold simpson has done this I will they would provide him" eh?

  • You've got to love boris

  • @EmDubs69 i wouldve :P

  • @dieselboy87 Thank you! Lol! ;)

    xXx

  • It's the music and that picture at the end that gets me. Haha brilliant

  • His also Mayor of London as well.

  • Boris is actually really clever - he has a degree from oxford/cambridge in classics! But he's such a buffoon! Too stupid to be a criminal - but clever enough for Mayor of London!

  • @flexeaton

    Politicians are usually crooks anyway.

  • @flexeaton hes not clever, his parents were loaded, and paid for his grades, same with ALL tories

  • @MusketPower A rather sweeping statement. I think the fact he was awarded a scholarship to go to Oxford and was elected President of the Oxford union, not something achieved lightly, proves he probably is rather intelligent, though as mentioned further down an undoubted buffoon!

  • @furr878 Correction: Not hard for a rich family to pay for.

  • @MusketPower Boris family were middle class farmers, don't make a judgement on the fact that he has a posh voice

  • @soldoutrules where is your evidence then? No evidence no proof.

  • @MusketPower Err, what about your evidence? Why dont you read Boris's biography? Go on Wikipedia? Research a bit on the internet? Do something intelligent rather than ignorant? Ha. Dont be so shallow and just simply judge someone on their appearance or background because that is just sick.

  • @soldoutrules Boris was born in NY, he shouldnt be able to be mayor of london tbh

  • @MusketPower Oh yea ofc because he was born in NY by his ENGLISH mother and ENGLISH Father that makes him american? No. He didn't live there all he live he was simply born there and then lived in England for the rest of his life. Went to Eton (very english) went to Oxford (very english) so i think he has very good reasons to be Mayor or London.

  • @soldoutrules Not really, he only represents the rich people, has he done anything good for London? No he hasnt so shut up. Also, people only voted him because they wanted to get Ken Livingston out because they thought he was an anti semite, even though he accidently made an anti semetic comment, and ofc the conservative-run media swarmed on it and made him look bad

  • @MusketPower well your just a moron. TBH we weren't talking about whether he was a good mayor or not you spanner, we were talking about his background so don't be such a hateful person and just dig on him for no reason. You obviously have so irrational hatred of him for no reason and i can only pity you. I will not defend him any more, i doubt you will be any where near as successful as Boris in your life, so good bye. P.S: Please dont reply because i cbf to actually talk to someone like you.

  • @flexeaton "Too stupid to be a criminal ?" i dont think so. Most of them are corrupt - they accept a wage for doing nothing positive

  • @flexeaton no, he might have some Knowledge, but he has no common sense what so ever

  • @flexeaton no he is a complete idiot

  • @flexeaton hes not stupid! thats what he wants u to think!

  • @flexeaton he went to oxford and cambridge?

  • @flexeaton

    I maybe shot down, but I really dont think classics is a good measure of intelligence.

  • @cupofbeans Perhaps not, but it may be a good measure of how well versed in rhetoric.

  • I hate posh toffs like Boris. But even though Ian is posh, I like it that he jibes Boris

  • classic bumbling boris

  • boris is class, a bit of a toff but god love him.lol

  • @tavish1979 i'm old enough to see these politicians come and go and imo i think he's a usless twat like all of them but there you go

  • I can imagin him in a headlock being called gay and people taking his lunch money

  • Boris = brilliant. I wish I was related to him ha ha ha comedy gold

  • funny guy; hope conservatives get in, then life would be fun again!

  • i <3 borris. go be primeister.

  • This is why I am so happy that Boris is the Mayor of London. Yes, he puts his foot in his mouth with almost every word he says, but a politician who is able to go onto a conference, and describe Manchester as the "last great city in Britian I have yet to insult" would have me vote for him as MP if he were running.

  • thats great if he was a comedian......but the jokes on the electorate with people like you being aloud to vote what next simon cowell for queen

  • he's a bafoon

  • boris isn't stupid , he studied at Oxford and got a firsts degree, and is a brilliant mayor of London, as far as i can see that makes you stupid

  • he got a 2 1 not a first

  • hey man what you said doesnt make a cow shit's sense

  • colcfc123 what exactly is your problem with the Tory party?

  • i think boris should be prime minister he may not do the country a world of could but from the ashes comes greatness, i refer to an episode of south park here, giant dousche v turd sandwhich labour tory lib dem it's all bullshit they just want to seem cool in the publics eye to gain power in turn keep the eu happy and make sure no benifit comes our way what so ever so damn lazy i wreckon we find mandela and get him over here!

  • Sir you are one big twat. If I am working for a Mc company one of your wonderful privatised firms that pay min wage and no benefits such as sick pay, pension scheme. Of course they have not signed up to the fair wage principle. I would have to work over 24 hours a day to by a 4x4 tax, insure. Then I have to pay for food bills rent/mortgage. Boris is a Wanker a complete public school twat

  • private eye isnt funny

  • Oooh if it isn't a public school bully boy. La di da! Bitter do i feel bitter? Yeah sure i do. Like a big pile of lemon and limes with the peel still on. :D

  • Why on earth have you posted this? One can only assume that you had a dreadful state education and feel rather bitter about it.

    School pals always support each other.

  • Boris should stick to comedy

  • Johnson and all of these other new age tories are more or less sarbon copies of Blair. They are ruining the party, leaving a large prportion of the population unrepresented in British politics.

  • Boris is doing a terrible job!! Look he scrapped the charge on people driving 4x4 vehicles into London. Tell me why you need to drive a 4x4 in London? Then he increased the fares on public transport by 30%. Boris is trying to keep the rich happy as are the rest of the tory party. Otherwise why is he making the poor or the Green pay more. Has your wages gone up by 30%? No thought not,unless you are a rich banker friend of Boris. The Tories are a working mans party YEAH RIGHT

  • @colcfc123 I totally agree with you.

  • Thank You.

  • @colcfc123 not disagreeing with you, just wondering which party you would consider a working mans party nowadays

  • Good point yellowfishstick not sure really. I would still vote Labour to keep the Tory party out but they are not a Working mans party. Just the best of a bad bunch. The Tory party would be terrible for the workers they would sell everything and make people work on a low wage. Labour not much better! but still better.

  • why not??

    labour isnt a working man's party either.

  • True but as I said above better than the Tory Party.

  • buy a 4x4 and shut the fuck up

  • Typical Tory answer. I expect no better!.

  • mate your tight fistedness is of no concern to the rest of us, work harder if money's an issue

  • conservatives aint gonna save the country takes from the poor give to the rich ?? if u wanna save the country then the twatty bankers hu lost all our money shud stop gettin bonuses for doin a shit job in investin in stuff that was garanteed to fail sumthin like over a billion pounds is being paid in bonuses n i thought that we had no money n were in the shit ?!

  • Well it is bad you have to pay a higher fair in the north you ought to be on my side with this one.

    No one, no matter how carismatic their personality, can justify imposing an inflation busting fair increase to an already fare ticket price .

    Remember the cost of living and buying a house is far more in London than it is in the north so this kind of thing hits people even harder.

  • i loveeee Boris!!!!

    He can do no wrong in my eyes!!

  • @j7o8l9i1e I wept tears of blood when I read this.

  • @j7o8l9i1e conspiring to have someone beaten up is fine by you,then? good old boris.

  • @RoyBolinggoing It's £2.95 for me to ride just 7 miles to college, thats a single. I live in somerset. Please Vote Conservative because they will turn this country around after Labours shitty mess-GORDON!! Bring back British values, God Save The Queen

  • God Save The Queen.

    I'm happy to echo that sentiment.

    But come on! Look at Thatchers Britain Conservatives don't exactly have a track record of turning this country around.

    I hate labour too but I'm under no illusions about the Conservative Party...

  • @RoyBolinggoing

    £2.90 single, £4.40 return for me, i'd love the £1.20, thanks.

  • @RoyBolinggoing why are you moaning about a bus fare being £1.20? i doubt you could find anywhere in britain that is cheaper.

  • god i love boris

  • I like Boris Johnson

  • Who on Earth is the Fourth Panellist?

    He seems unduly reticent - maybe it's Darius Guppy Himself...?

  • Do you mean the one sitting next to Boris? That's Paul Merton, the other team captain.

  • The one sitting next to Ian Hislop.

    Ah - just watched it again & it's Janet Street-Porter (0:58)

    So much for that theory!

  • The are so posh.

    'Ha ha ha richly comic'

    'which it jolly well was'

    'took in many military heroes who we both admired'

  • Ian Hislop was mocking him, it's only really Boris who is posh.

  • BOJO=LEGEND