what do i do if i get the urge to ram a house brick up my anus? will it bleed if so should i apply some sort of oil based lubricant? inbox me please thanks.x
so i can't dress up as Hitler and pretend your a Jew while i punish you and shout at you in German through some rough sex? aw okay. can i give you a golden shower instead?
It is a humorous look at real problems. To make it real they put in some common issues. To make it funny, they add a few way out there ones. Don't say no just because it is something you hadn't though of yourself. Do say no if it involves barnyard animals. See?
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv
I was dating a goth chick once that wanted to do me in the ass with a strap on. Needless to say I said "Not a fucking chance!" Aparrently, it's called "Pegging"
For fairness, how about her making some odd requests of him ? He tactfully suggests sucking her toes, then she reaches for a 10" strap-on and says take this you bitch !
If the woman has to act as the patronizing know all of the bedroom and decide what is allowed and not there is something wrong with the relationship apart from weird sexual preferences imo.
Hi maligna13, and all the others here... I am all for evenness and equality. However, in terms of sex, sorry love -- the one getting penetrated has a little bit more say on how it gets done, and what, and by how many. Okeeey? We are not talking ONLY of harmless costumes and toys here. Of course some girls are just not interested in having any extra fun, and I agree that there are ice queens out there, but really, in general woman HAVE to have more say.
why the hell do girls have to be so damn frigid. Always no, always inhibitions, yet they claim that they like their "guy friends better" because they have more fun, and aren't bitchy like their girl friends. Its beyond old.
Yeah, like so what if I want to fill her ass with maple syrup and her take a dookie then freeze it, and stick it in my meathole while playing opera and crying.
Cover your mouth with your hand2. Make a wish3.Close your hand (fist)4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds5. Send this to 3 more videos6. Tommorrow will be the best day everit actually workedMoney- you will find a wad of $200 in cashLove- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5% that would shout "Jump assholes!"
Good day to all of my fellow Christians, firstly my apology for being out of topic. I came here to remind you people that the judgment day has started already. Please depart from cursing, smoking, violent entertainment, fornication, occultism, and for watching pornography etc. lest you be found not worthy to enter the kingdom of God in the Day of Execution. Thank you for your kind consideration.
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS!!!
This was not only cute, but one of the few vids in this series that actually made sense. I mean, that was GREAT advice, delivered with humour. And, they were so cute in this. 5 stars for this one, for sure!
a woman should always do what the man tells her to..he shouldnt have to ask just do it...she should know her place and envolving animals is nothing to be ashamed off
2:21 i laugh my ass off..
themorningperson 3 months ago in playlist More videos from VideoJug
yes to a riding crop- no to a saddle ;)
cinammondream 3 months ago
what is he thinking of at 2:45?
NOBODYNOSE1 5 months ago
what do i do if i get the urge to ram a house brick up my anus? will it bleed if so should i apply some sort of oil based lubricant? inbox me please thanks.x
Steph85x 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Why do I get the feeling Videojug is a poor horny man's howcast?
silentevil77 6 months ago
Comment removed
silentevil77 6 months ago
I like the C option
xXxbwelitexXx 6 months ago
seriously! why the f** am i watching this..
TheCoolberg 6 months ago 7
I GOT HERPES LAST NIGHT AGAIN
Itsjeremyhuddleson 8 months ago
2:46 Made me laugh so hard!!!! LMFAO!
Rollthebuddah 8 months ago
so i can't dress up as Hitler and pretend your a Jew while i punish you and shout at you in German through some rough sex? aw okay. can i give you a golden shower instead?
aidenmccloskey 8 months ago 5
@WildBassfly The Cleveland Steamer :)
YouJaneMeChiel 10 months ago
this seems more like comedy than info
fuzzypeach3695 10 months ago
My girlfriend wants to shit on my chest. Thanks for the advice.
WildBassfly 10 months ago 2
@WildBassfly tell her only if afterwards she'll finaly do that threesome with you... lol would you do it?
MoreLikeCappuccino 6 months ago
@MoreLikeCappuccino It was a joke. If my girlfriend asked to shit on my chest we would have serious words... involving 'break' and 'up'
WildBassfly 6 months ago
@WildBassfly Oh... You mean she did it anyways and you liked it. :) its ok if your shy about the tabuu subjects lol
MoreLikeCappuccino 6 months ago
@MoreLikeCappuccino ...?
WildBassfly 6 months ago
Comment removed
MrsSoulRaspberryMate 6 months ago
k this is weird haha..
1JacobF 1 year ago
2:48: Oddly enough, I've used similar motions in charades. Everyone always gets that I'm describing the birth of Jesus.
TheDarkPlumber 1 year ago
this is hilarious. but good advice
rwdyer1981 1 year ago
Cruel to animals?! WTF was he asking her to do lol
TheESPGamespy 1 year ago 27
@TheESPGamespy ask the gerbil. lol.
actigene2 1 year ago
very good~~
JackyLum 1 year ago
It is a humorous look at real problems. To make it real they put in some common issues. To make it funny, they add a few way out there ones. Don't say no just because it is something you hadn't though of yourself. Do say no if it involves barnyard animals. See?
DouglasMiles1 1 year ago
Just make her do it.. or make her think shes in denial of that..not like You:Hi lets do ********* Her:Hell No PERV
DreamFall1 1 year ago
lol cruel to animals? :D
PsDani 1 year ago
again is this real??? wtf
karategirl666 1 year ago
What is he trying to do at 02:40??? lulz
001010011100101110 1 year ago
lol yeah they started it punish them by talking about it
eternity899 1 year ago
omg they are such a cute couple! there's some sort of charm about them
andrevth 1 year ago 5
This is great advice! Sexual exploration is very important.
LiberatorGear 1 year ago
lol go to (02:36)
MrAbdulmaster 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv
NothingUnintentional 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
why are all the videos from this user demonizing men and glorifying women.. this is fucking bullshit... stupid fucking feminists...
wanna hear a bad joke? WOMENS RIGHTS!
INSANESUICIDE 1 year ago
...with a melon??
3kliksphilip 1 year ago 2
i must lol rather hard at this.
limeygirl714 1 year ago
Step 6: Redtube!
SirSexyAlot 1 year ago
step 4: get a new girlfreind!
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
umm you accept the request now bend over and relax your bum
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
I do all them free
BellaBrzoskwini 1 year ago
how to deal with odd sexual requests? yes only thing a woman shuld say
guitaHer099 1 year ago
if its a one nighter thing im definatly getting what i want or them bitchs are out
needstuflol 1 year ago
2:46 to 2:48 fisting???
applelemonhead3345 1 year ago
I was dating a goth chick once that wanted to do me in the ass with a strap on. Needless to say I said "Not a fucking chance!" Aparrently, it's called "Pegging"
blueshark2010 1 year ago
@7p19i thx man
hawkermana 2 years ago
For fairness, how about her making some odd requests of him ? He tactfully suggests sucking her toes, then she reaches for a 10" strap-on and says take this you bitch !
Drenov 2 years ago 3
Comment removed
Drenov 2 years ago
eat my pussy........NO NOT LITERALY SHIIIIIIIT CALL A AMBULANCE YOU SICK BASTARD
LOL
hawkermana 2 years ago 6
@hawkermana ROFL!!!!
7p19i 2 years ago
Suck my toes AND my fingers....PLEASE!
iqfrenzy 2 years ago
No to toe sucking????
Shit.
Msecoreba 2 years ago
Step4 LMAO
xb0rg 2 years ago
If the woman has to act as the patronizing know all of the bedroom and decide what is allowed and not there is something wrong with the relationship apart from weird sexual preferences imo.
maligna13 2 years ago
Hi maligna13, and all the others here... I am all for evenness and equality. However, in terms of sex, sorry love -- the one getting penetrated has a little bit more say on how it gets done, and what, and by how many. Okeeey? We are not talking ONLY of harmless costumes and toys here. Of course some girls are just not interested in having any extra fun, and I agree that there are ice queens out there, but really, in general woman HAVE to have more say.
artistgraphic 2 years ago 3
??????????????!
killman369547 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
he wanted to put a dildoe on a jackhammer and shove it in her ass !!!
while i took pictures.....damn her to hell.........ice queen whore !!!!!!!
shadowsniper79 2 years ago
Epic face..just epic 2:22
Tombking2 2 years ago 2
why the hell do girls have to be so damn frigid. Always no, always inhibitions, yet they claim that they like their "guy friends better" because they have more fun, and aren't bitchy like their girl friends. Its beyond old.
Razlo5000 2 years ago
Yeah, like so what if I want to fill her ass with maple syrup and her take a dookie then freeze it, and stick it in my meathole while playing opera and crying.
microdeath123 2 years ago 4
I used to hang out with a guy who was also German.
Razlo5000 2 years ago 2
"hang out" huh? I thought the codeword in such cases was Greek, not German O.o
veerleke 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Awesome!
vibsextoys_._com
vibsextoys 2 years ago
lmao at the guys acting in "danger signs"
ut0ba 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Please Can You Spare The Time To Try Out An Experiment of Mine:
Just Search Using The Terms "68PSTR98L3" and watch the only video that appears in the search result all the way to the end.
How to claim your prize for participating in the test will be shown to you at the end of the video! Thanks! Opanocat5
Opanocat5 2 years ago
2:41 haha, I would love to know what that demonstration was about
Lefaikone 2 years ago 6
I knoW! X)
I4gotmyMANTRA 2 years ago
2:48.
It's not fisting until you reach your elbow.
Tyranidkillr 2 years ago 11
PENIS!
xcalibur324 2 years ago 5
PINGAS!
anklepantsmagazine 2 years ago 4
PINGAS
Flybyhacker 2 years ago
I love this cuple the girl is so cute and the guy is so funny and cool i watch all their videos great job videojug
berny88925 2 years ago 6
As silly as this is, it's actually good advice.
Quizoid 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
"¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ post to 3 other vids
¨°º¤ø„¸ Copy „ø¤º°¨ press F5 twice
¸„ø¤º°¨Paste ``°º¤ø„¸ OK
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º look at ur backgroud"
mastersergent4555 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1st - put ur hands on ur chest ( boy or girl )
2nd - think of someone you like ....
3rd - 2 marrow that person will ask u out or say the LOVE u
4th - the catch is u have 2 write this for 5 vidoes
IT REALLLY WORKS!
xboxfreak1886 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1st - put ur hands on ur chest ( boy or girl )
2nd - think of someone you like ....
3rd - 2 marrow that person will ask u out or say the LOVE u
4th - the catch is u have 2 write this for 5 vidoes
IT REALLLY WORKS!
PUBA00 2 years ago
This is actually kind of good advice but nice humor too
MIREYAIL 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
1. You're reading my comment.
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that i skipped 3.
5.You're checking it now.
6.You're smiling.
7.You're still reading my comment.
8.You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts.
snoodracoon 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Cover your mouth with your hand2. Make a wish3.Close your hand (fist)4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds5. Send this to 3 more videos6. Tommorrow will be the best day everit actually workedMoney- you will find a wad of $200 in cashLove- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
RoseRedWrath 2 years ago
I can never work out if these guys are giving proper advice or pure comedy
aika092 2 years ago 151
Mix of both for me
XD
SmileyReborn07 2 years ago
@aika092 agreed. :D
akaDracoMafoy1 1 year ago
@aika092 it's both =p
HeroFlame 1 year ago
@aika092 Not sure, i tried the hug and roll and it landed me on the couch for the night. Gotta be careful with this stuff lol
conadz15 1 year ago
@aika092 I think some or most of the information is true and works, but the video aspects is to amuse you.
DrgoFx 1 year ago
@aika092 they ARE giving proper advice but in a "funny" way
NightfallxD 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1.copy and paste
2.send to 2 other videos
3.hold your breath for 10 seconds
4.LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUD,FREAKY!
xxspinneyxx16 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1.copy and paste
2.send to 2 other videos
3.hold your breath for 10 seconds
4.LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUD,FREAKY!
DancingBProductions 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1.copy and paste
2.send to 2 other videos
3.hold your breath for 10 seconds
4.LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUD,FREAKY!
Sezz333 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5% that would shout "Jump assholes!"
MrLastlived 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is scary if u read this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours good luck hope u dont die
girlypearly123123 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1. You're reading my comment.
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that i skipped 3.
5.You're checking it now.
6.You're smiling.
7.You're still reading my comment.
8.You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. You're checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts.
drkboi69 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1. Your reading my comment.
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that i skipped 3.
5.Your checking it now.
6.Your smiling.
7.Your still reading my comment.
8.You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts.
alienware4ever 2 years ago
ILLEGAL
LOL
RallyMotoXfan 2 years ago
"That dish is not on the menu tonight, or any other night" hahaha xD i love videojug videos xD
Minority93amy 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ post to 9? other vids
¨°º¤ø„¸ Copy „ø¤º°¨ press F5 twice
¸„ø¤º°¨Paste ``°º¤ø„¸ OK
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º look at ur background
ZCGleader 2 years ago
Sweetly declined and will learn more. Don't want to think about it. I've watched it before looks scary.
TruthorIllusion 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1. Make a Wish
2. Close your hand (fist)
3. Put your fist to your heart 5 seconds
4. Send this to 3 videos
5. You will have your best day tomarrow
GaMeRN00bZsTeR 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
.
Good day to all of my fellow Christians, firstly my apology for being out of topic. I came here to remind you people that the judgment day has started already. Please depart from cursing, smoking, violent entertainment, fornication, occultism, and for watching pornography etc. lest you be found not worthy to enter the kingdom of God in the Day of Execution. Thank you for your kind consideration.
.
conceil8 2 years ago
Yes to the riding crop. No to the saddle.
outtaspacie 2 years ago 42
what's wrong with saddles? Though pulling a cart is a definite YES :)
camelid 2 years ago 5
lmao @ 2:29 !!
m2mfan4eva 2 years ago
the way they act is like the sims
IAMDRTHOMASLIGHT 2 years ago 7
i was just thinking that!
xXRageBabeXx 2 years ago
Hhaha they do lol
hotbffl123 2 years ago
this guy is one step BELOW an ape
dlee7283 2 years ago
your mama.
CorbeauBlanc 2 years ago 2
WHAT NO VEGETAGLES!!!! i thought those were good 4 u
acktar666 2 years ago 7
ahahah safety word is "banana bread"
SuicidalRevenge25 2 years ago 4
u know what he said in her ear??
"so um...how bout a blow job??" XD
xX808OReOXx 3 years ago 7
lol
scarylegodudes 2 years ago 2
lol this was funny
BYMYSYD 3 years ago
hahaha, hilarious. XD
Too much guro came to mind when they mentioned "C" XD
nmrhm 3 years ago
This couple are always funny to watch!!
shamanicvisions 3 years ago 14
i want to be a good boyfriend but sticking a apple in my ass doesn't please me =/
bartman1337 3 years ago 10
Holey shit bartman, i lost it after i read your comment. rofl.
Sirlimpit 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I know you're wanting this for a long time come and watch me.
DATEHERWOW._COM
funwithAlexandra10 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS!!!
oldskool333 3 years ago
LMAO =]
I LOVE VIDEO JUG =]
jellyfied1 3 years ago 44
This was not only cute, but one of the few vids in this series that actually made sense. I mean, that was GREAT advice, delivered with humour. And, they were so cute in this. 5 stars for this one, for sure!
2hotinaz 3 years ago 16
lol he wants a monster lick lmaoo
Legolasas26 3 years ago 3
I wondered what that could've been.....hmmm.....
RedAH84 3 years ago
Anybody know the song/melody they use? Its pretty nice :P
tonnilerche 3 years ago 2
its a free thing in garage band (mac)
ampy999 3 years ago
Hehe...
Shary2389 3 years ago 3
they are such a wonderful couple!
quite charming
haha
they are both very cute together
<3
NotADeadCat 3 years ago 12
hahahaha the guy cracks me out
RapBoahhh 3 years ago 5
LOL.
FlowingGeisha 3 years ago 3
hahhaah funny.. it was the first thing I saw! lol
freakinbunny 3 years ago 4
funny and informative
wyldcherry 3 years ago 2
Great video, lovely voice and accent :)
kimosabesun 3 years ago 5
"Without an unusual sexual flavor"
*Thrusts fist into air*
HAHA!
MilkMan2828 3 years ago 6
well what about pegging
noobslayer500 3 years ago
uh, u don't have to tell us u know <:
xxL00nii3xx 3 years ago 5
whoww.
AHAHAHA.
llcarox11 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
a woman should always do what the man tells her to..he shouldnt have to ask just do it...she should know her place and envolving animals is nothing to be ashamed off
leeroybaggins 3 years ago
Cruelty to animals..? How the hell?!
Joshywuff 3 years ago
There are ways, there are ways.
CRussman 3 years ago 2
I dread the thought... x.x;
Joshywuff 3 years ago 2
aha haha haha [**this is dum.]
0x0MGxiTSsxAMANDAx0 3 years ago
Always go with what's in option C. It gives you the most options.
DimitriVoshivich 3 years ago
im gonna have to remember all that lol i may need it one day
lonSinceInsane 3 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
The people used in videos like this are always ugly :|
Rednasyl28 3 years ago
that's true
LadyShortyG 3 years ago 2
Hahaha!
ViOliNcE 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Do what the man says wench!
pantadon 3 years ago
lfmao haha
holly1400 3 years ago
the passion of the bedroom lol
19880215 3 years ago 3
hahha
uberrocker44 3 years ago 2
If they say no, just wait till they fall asleep :) ... jk. i know. that was bad lol
gioFunk 3 years ago 9
omg lmao! awesome vid
davieb57123 3 years ago
Riding crop FTW.
SharpBalisong 3 years ago 6
*Sudden strange thought*
Wouldn't that hurt the dog?
DracoReincarnated 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
whatever you do...DONT CUM IN THE PUSSY...or else ull have to abort that shit
ABORT THAT SHIT
widdenhord 3 years ago
I guess you never heard about birth control...
Daphoenyx 3 years ago 4
"good luck with that...whatever if might be"...hahaha...hilarious
Islato 3 years ago 2
"Where is the grew-oom?"
"In the bedrew-oom!"
kirkenbunken 3 years ago
he's so cute when crying:)..i like that couple!
phileosea 3 years ago
say no to a women
narcovice 3 years ago
lol, spazzed man at 2:42!!!
XLuvinMCR4evaX 3 years ago 2
haha silly faces haha^^
kradofbugs 3 years ago
hope all women are as open minded...........but in reality they are not...also men to be fair
alfonsotabora 3 years ago 2
well if you offer really crazy things, it can be hard to be open minded..
phileosea 3 years ago 2
anything that any man could think of isnt crazy if tthe standerds was YOU
sirsnapalot24 3 years ago
standerd? what is that?
phileosea 3 years ago
Haha great video, i love 1:43, i did that when i saw 2 girls 1 cup.
cokker 3 years ago 5
lol, that video was so nasty:P
vampirelady69 3 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
haha getton faithie!
guitarguru62 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
first view and comment!!
faithie270 3 years ago