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  • 0:41 EEEEEEAAAAGGGGLLEEEEEEEE!!!

  • i speak fluent moron, learned over the years of youtubing

  • Who's Margreth?

  • @Resurrectedfantasy It's a book. "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret."

  • elliot seemed so much more filled out in that season and then in the bikini episode on the beach she became like anorexic or something o.o

  • i wanna shoot tht kid in tha face

  • WHAT IN THE ********* WAS ELLIOT DOING?!

  • @Roozmusic1 she has magic boobs

  • @Oblivaddict Aha. Now I get it... I think I better watch this episode to REALLY get it...

  • the kid sounds like a jew

  • 2 people speak fluent moron!!

  • I never got the way guys are satisfied with and so pleased by simply SEEING boobs. Boobs are not a spectator sport. Boobs are for holding, for God's sake. They're a hands-on job. Getting excited about just seeing a pair (if you're over the age of 12) is like getting excited about just SEEING a chocolate cake.

    I'd rather have my cake and eat it, you know?

  • @boiledelephant it's a kid

  • 1:45 i wonder where that kids going to pick his lucky bastard award

  • I soo would of enjoyed being that kid lol

  • omg dr cox his face XD

  • i love elliot

  • 1:45 She's wearing a fucking bra!

  • "Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron" hahahaha!!!

  • JD's been undermining Cox throughout the series while being so selfish and self-absorbed all the fucking time. The only time he shows compassion or generosity is when his conscience blackmails him into doing so and even then he's incompetent. But I guess every TV show needs a poorly written retarded character. The Janitor was an underachiever, I'd have drilled JD's kneecaps with a Black & Decker before the first season was over.

  • @HikoSeijuroXIII Wooooow its a tv show dude they made the chracters the way they are thats not their real life. You must be one of those dudes who loses a job and shoots everyone up

  • Wow, how did you know?

  • @HikoSeijuroXIII Easy I learned that as a kid they make people play a certain type of characters for tv then you have people who love them or dont like them the point is they still take the time to view the shows lol Wooooow you didnt know that?

  • Not THAT! The second part.

  • @HikoSeijuroXIII i dont like u

  • Am I the only one who probably cares more about the fantasy than anyone else? I think it's hilarious because they actually made J.D look like a 12 year old boy. I still wonder why Dr. Cox wore glasses though. It just puzzles me. That shall be forever thee best fantasy and the Kung Fu Fighting one comes a close second :D

  • @TheMeezProductions fantasy=wonder years intro (or outtro i cant  remember)

  • @Offended83Shadow Wow, I thought Wonder Years too XD

  • you don't go YES YES YES YES YES when a perfectly fit woman willingly shows you her breasts.. bloody embarrassment to the male gender. think of them as fruit set right before your eyes just waiting to be picked and held.

  • Could somebody in the know please explain why Dr Cox was annoyed in the first place? If the guy was dead, what would be the point of doing an invasive vascular procedure? And why does insurance even come into it? I'm from the UK btw, where the NHS treats everyone and insurance doesn't matter.

  • @colt45isbest Dr. Cox was using the dead guy's insurance to pay for a living person's procedure. On paper, the dead guy is getting the surgery.

  • @colt45isbest using his insurance to pay for the others proceedure

  • "Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron?!" XD

  • that kids so annoying.

  • nnnnnnn kay?

  • Tissue?

  • love it when he says 'i will never stand in the same room with you never again starting'

    and then wait's until he's out of the room

    'now'

  • nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn kay? :D

  • Favorite line:

    "What in the name of are-you-there-God-it's-me-Marg­aret were you thinking?"

    :D Cox gets all of the best lines.

  • Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron?

    One of the best lines of the series xD

  • why did Elliot do that?

  • @SSdetectiveagency The kid was sick and all he wanted was to see a woman's boobs so Elliot showed him hers...

  • @mrsdarcy94 ah okay that makes sense

  • Niedojrzałe uwagi i walka jest niedojrzała.

  • Does anyone know what episode this is?

  • @joshuabouwman and Novur.

    enough already. it was kinda funny how this whole discussion started because of one letter, but you two are really starting to annoy me. please finish your fight somewhere else, 'nnnnnnn kay?!

  • @insomniacidiot "i just had to keep the last 15 seconds in" well ofc you did, its the best 15 secs of the whole episode ;)

  • If I ever got to see Eliot topless I could die happy.

  • lol a nurse who speaks fluent Moran LMFAO

  • @joshuabouwman Fluent MORON, moron.

  • @Novur ok u got me my english isn't perfect, maybe thats because my native language isn't english, good job! do u rlly don't have anything better to do than bother people with those fucking comments about their grammar , get a life kid

  • @joshuabouwman If you'd be so kind as to remove your head from your rectum, you'd see that even though I called you a moron, it was merely for comedic affect. Learn to take a joke.

    I don't care what language was your first, spelling and grammar aren't something you can just ignore when learning a language. Sentence structuring, yes. Spelling, no.

    Also, what place does a 14 year old have to call me "kid"?

  • @Novur ok it was a joke but still you acctually CAN ingore spelling and grammar i dont see why you cant why does it even bother u you know what i mean when i say moran and besides i dont really want to learn english i dont give a fuck if i can or cannot speak or write english when people understand me in english i am happy already and i think sentence structuring is way more important then spelling or grammar

    abd u wrote that i am 14 years ago i didnt update my channel since then

  • @joshuabouwman Why does it bother me? You are besmirching the language in which we are communicating with your horribly mangled typing!! If you don't actually care about learning English, why use it at all? Why not leave your comment in your native tongue, and bastardize that language into oblivion?

    Oh, wow, now you're seventeen, perhaps eighteen, as opposed to fourteen. You are still only a teenager, and your conduct is that of a child, and as such you have no place calling me "kid."

  • @Novur why would u even care if i am 'besmirching' the language? every1 knows what i mean when i misspell a word or 2 and why do i learn english? because i have to 4 school u genius if i didn't have to learn for school i wouldn't even bother to that foul screech that is the english language. and i comment in english because if i didnt none would understand , english speaking country's dont even bother to learn a other language, oh and why would age even matter?

  • @joshuabouwman I made a joke at your expense. You decided it was an attack on your incredibly poor grasp of English. I rolled with it. I care that you're ruining the language because you're ruining the language. I need no further reason.

    Does it matter that non-*your nationality* wouldn't understand you? You didn't expect anyone to give an eighth of a damn about your comment, unless you're a pretentious ass-hat.

    Age doesn't matter. YOU called me a kid, which you thought made you superior. QED.

  • @Novur yes i think it does matter if someone from another nationality understands me and since english is the most used language in the world and therefor most of the people understand me thats why i didn't flunk on english and i did on all the other language's and why would you even care if some kid calls u a kid? and i rlly dont think im superior by calling anybody a kid i say that ( in my language) to everyone, younger , older i dont care.

  • @joshuabouwman Where I'm from, referring to someone older or of equal age as "kid" is belittling and insulting.

    You stated that you didn't care about English, going so far as to call it a "foul screech." If you hate the English language, then do yourself and everyone else a favour and stop using it. It doesn't matter if you aren't understood by people who use a language you hate.

  • @Novur its not belittling or insulting where i am from so on that point we got different morals and standards so be it. and i think it does matter if i get understand weather i like the language or not i like to know other people's opinion and i want to be able to let my opinion be heard and understood by other people. but im gonna quit this discussion now its getting annoying for me and other people so GOODBYE and enjoy your day!!

  • @joshuabouwman What culture do you come from where referring to an elder or peer as a child is ok? Most, if not all cultures as far as I'm aware, use honorifics or formalities as a form of courtesy to their elders and betters. To not do so is at the least, rude.

    I find it hypocritical you realize that English is an important world language, and want to use the language so others will understand you, but choose not to use it properly.

  • @KrysNolatari No such thing as "proper" English.

  • @joshuabouwman And further, I can understand how you must have flunked those other languages, if you've put only as much effort into them as you have in these posts using English, but however did you not flunk English? Your professor should never have gotten the teaching position if your current skill is enough to pass his class.

  • @Novur

    Listen Novur, you seem to be the douche in this argument. I could correct a lot of things you've mis-typed, but I'll let you off because on your channel it says you're Australian. and the language you speak is English. From England, where I live. You and America took our language and fucked it up in your own ways. Stupid accents and replacing words with ones you made up to make it seem like a whole new language. So don't insult people who "ruin" the language when you're just as bad.

  • @thebluenipple American English is closer in intonation and pronunciation to original English than Modern English is. Not counting the phonetic versions of words.

  • @thebluenipple Jeez... people, calm down already. I've uploaded this vid for entertainment and not to discuss the English language

  • @thebluenipple I made only one mistake, that being using the word "affect" in place of "effect." Feel free to search for other mistakes.

  • nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn k?

  • @darkomen1290 it's episode 5, titled "My Two Dads"

  • you can actually see a bit of the nipple....

  • "But you're in the real world, noooow!"

  • ok thx Bro! ^^

  • NNNNNnn... KAY! :)

  • i'll miss this show!!

  • which episode / season is this??

  • @MovieMakerIt season 1... but i cant quite remember the episode. sorry!

  • Why did Elliot do that?

  • @TheAwesomeGear kid wuz dying I think and he told her that he wanted to see it as a dying wish or something like that >.>

    I wish they showed repeats of the first few seasons, I would've answered this question much better then :|

  • What in the name of "are you there god? It's me margaret." were you thinkin'?

  • does any 1 think of dr cox is like Willy Wonka by Johny Depp every time he does the thing @ 1:00 

  • No, you weren't right JD. I love how the janitor always torments him.

  • "But you're in the real world now *smilEEEs" hilarious ;)

    "Tissue?" <3 lol

    "Once every 6.3 seconds a man says something stupid that another man hears and punishes him for.. luckily this wasn't.."

    "THAT'S IT!" wow, he's the greatest mind reader of all time ;)

  • yes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

  • 0:52 - 0:58 , priceless

  • "What in the name of Are You There God? It's Me Margaret were you thinking?" Ahhh, I love Dr Cox. :)

  • @MusicMadSuperAwesome

    Yes, loved that part too :P

  • Dr. Cox gave JD an EAAAGLE in that fantasy! HAHAHAHA!

  • WOAH!!!!!!! Did not expect elliots bit at the end. GIGGITY GOOOOOO.

  • but your in the real word now... K! XD

  • "ur in the real world now hhhnnnnnkay"

  • poor JD, he just wanted an eagle from Cox :D

  • what makes that little bastard so lucky that he gets to see her tits? send her to my place next i have the flu.

  • I know man. I've got a hellacious cough, on top of a bad case of the gottaseeums.

  • 0:37 wtf!!!!!

  • NOOO why do they go up with the camera when elliot shows her boobs

  • During the 'dad' fantasy all I could think was, 'I'm an eeeeeeeeaaagle!!'

  • lol the part  where dr. cox plays catch with J.D is just too funny!

  • Funny how a woman can do that in front of a little boy and it's somehow acceptable, but if the genders were reversed and a similar something was shown it would be a WHOLE different story.

  • Indeed...

  • mhhhhhh penis

  • In the real world that wouldn't be acceptable. I'm pretty sure that if in the real world a doctor did that she'd be fired or sued. But this is a comedy and by the laws of comedy almost anything goes.

  • @SayaCeline Really? You actually think that wouldn't be allowed to happen in a hospital? I couldn't imagine someone getting sued over something like that, let alone FIRED!

  • I'm pretty sure someone'd see it as "sexual harrassment" of some sort. These days, ya never know.

  • @darkitechture The kid was supposedly going to die, who is he going to tell?

  • @Nanorobotic It's called sarcasm, dude. Learn it.

  • @darkitechture Learn it? I just used it. As I do so often on a day to day basis. Relax.

  • @Nanorobotic If you were being sarcastic there, you really DO need to learn it, because you're horrible at it.

  • @darkitechture Right, cause sarcasm is so easy to read over the internet.

  • @Nanorobotic It is, if you actually take the time to show it, rather than type an ambiguous statement.

  • @darkitechture Go look up the word "ambiguous," and the rest of the English language. You are doing it wrong.

  • @Nanorobotic Blah blah. You do the same, I used the word the right way.If you'd like, I can explain my last statement to you.

  • @Zoidus that's becouse the kid is enjoying it. Little girls aren't perverts :)

  • @Zoidus i find it disturbing that the 35 people who liked ur comment are also probably toying with the idea of flashing their penis in front of a little girl...

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  • @Zoidus But it makes sense in context!

  • @Zoidus 12 year old girls probably don't get as excited about a male doing that as a 12 year old boy would a female lol.

  • @poojak81 I dunno, a super hot guy shows his good stuff to a sexually-growing 12 year old girl? I wouldn't expect it to be TOO different. ;)

  • @Zoidus actually no, when you think about it, she's not showing him her genitalia, only her bare chest and there are tons of bare-chested men out there

    the funny thing is that it's not socially acceptable for a woman to only wear bermudas (and nothing else) in public when it is for men

  • @Zoidus I think the main difference is that little boys REALLY REALLY REALLY want to see boobs. Little girls and penises, not so much.

  • @Zoidus wait, im not allowed to show my nipples to women?!

  • @Zoidus i would lift my shirt up in public and the only thing that would happen would be people staring and somebody telling me to get my chest waxed...

  • @DoodMan7392 LoL! Well, same here, actually, lol

  • @Zoidus Breasts aren't sex organs.

  • @Zoidus And thank God for that. Sometimes you need a double Standart.

  • @Zoidus that's just because alot of people in this world are retarded

  • ROFLMAO!!! DR.COX OWNS THIS SHOW!!!

  • anyone else wish they were that child...

  • @rikku4president Right there with ya..

  • @rikku4president yes, yes I do

  • @rikku4president i was that child

  • @rikku4president i wish i was her nipple. just one so i could see ,and maybe visit, the other.

  • "your in the real world now! nnnnkay?" PMSL!!!

  • i just watched office space.. i didnt realize that dr cox was one of the consultants... awesome

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  • wot episode and season is this

  • Wtf is up with that kid, i mean he only saw boobs, is he thinkin "Yay i finally got a boner now i can get out of the hospital!"?

  • in the episode there was the possibility he could die.. and he had never seen boobs in real life..

  • LMAO, since i watch this vid i dont stop saying "speak fluent MORON"

    hillarious vid

  • "what in the name of, are you there god, its me margret, were you thinking"

    LMAO dr cox is gold

  • Sarah Calke boobs 0_0 lmao

  • i want to be a kid again D:

  • wtf!!

  • ..i envy that little kid

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